2dice01:
some is talking from experience

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Maxxim:
Lol, Twenties are for hustle bro and possibly if she could stay, it'll definitely be great because you'll have had so many experience you can relate to.

So true

Brownhypo:
Nice write up, OP. One needs to be balance in some key aspect of life before delving into a serious commitment with a lady, else sorry will be your name. You won't even make top 10 in her priority list.

On point bro

MJBOLT:

MORAL LESSON - Ladies get married to who is ready while Guys get married when they are ready.

So true

What the most difficult time to be in a relationship

Mine is Twenties

The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.
The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age.
So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly.
To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so muchh, you are 24 and she is 23.
And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands intomany things hoping plus smiles on you.
All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude.
You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls.
When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies.
Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.
Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back.
Then one day she calls you and askes you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You dont even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship.
Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her.
And how age isnt on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy
You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well".
Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.
You have to be the cool guy and wish her well.
One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself.
She was talking to the guy a long time before now.
Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played.
Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time.
Would you have made it or not?
She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.
In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already).
I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend.
No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about.
And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else.
Your heart is broken into smithereens.
In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.
Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now.
And that's your home and abroad.
Can life be more unfair at this moment?
6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become.
You are one of the happening guys in town.
You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall.
You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by.
Ofcourse, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling.
And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall.
You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave.
She is 24, ripe for marriage.
6 months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.
You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy who still finding his way is wondering why his girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her.
Why do their chats seem more like interview.
And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that same question of
"Where is this relationship going to".
And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.
You see we Guys are always going to do this to ourselves.

There's a time for everything.

Nobodyperson:
Davido that used his mom for ritual.
I doubt he cares.

who told you dat he used his mum for ritual, dat how some people just open their mouth to vomit nonesense.

adewest1999:
My brother make you no go think Regina mata too much o
she dey with person wey senior you age and money wise

Just make money impregnate Nwoko daughter and dump her as pay back

lol bros u too wicked na so.

The daughter no fine like her mama, y na.?

did i just here on different occasions and they still say it rape. 9ja ehh

Patrick33:
we should ask him where him hide when him see teddy dey bang him sister for toilet...hehehe

lol bro u no fat joy at all

freemanbubble:

Bros you dey miss then

My love for slim girls
They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina
When they are on leggings menn
Their camel toe becomes to sexcy and conspicuous
But they are very deep down there. They can accommodate anything that comes in.
If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you


I love them slim
Shout out to all the slim ladies

Lol bro u hav finished me. But no be lie u talk sha.

Nekede - wire wire

kingchris30:
Hmmm, what exactly did you learn?

Lol same question I was abt to ask

So they know how to dress decent like dis. What a world we are in.

nwokoyepraise:

1. Go to nairaland website.
2. Then go to the section you be it politics, education, etc. depending on what you want to post. 3. Then at the top of the page of the section, you will see an area where they wrote "Create new topic". Click on it, then follow up from there.

Tanks alot

Please how do I startup a topic in nairaland? I nid help

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Jentle244:
When ur bae cooks a delicious meal that u are enjoying suddenly she says she needs a favor

Lol u win am jhoor just can't stop laughing.

Emmzy201:
My birthday was yesterday 21st of January which was supposed to be a very happy day for me ended up in me being depressed right now.

I met this girl at a mall seven months ago and it was love at first sight, she was the first girl I would ever love and give my whole heart to, she acted really nice and very caring and I also made sure she never lacked anything and we've never had any arguments till now. This girl told me she was a virgin and would like to remain one till marriage and I have always respected her decision, I have not even thought of going down there at all since we started dating and was even happy to have found a good wife material.

Fast-forward to yesterday which was my birthday, I received many mails from friends and family congratulating me and I saw this particular strange mail. I wanted to open it then but left it and replied other mails. I later checked the mail and what I saw almost made me die of heart attack.

The mail contained nude pictures, pictures of her having s*x with a guy that his face was blurred and screenshots of s*x chats of my supposed girlfriend. This was the girl that was supposed to help me out in organizing the party and she took an excuse from me to see someone, she was even the first person to wake me up with an SMS and a call. I didn't know how I found myself on the floor crying. How will I be able to handle depression that's eating me up quickly.
I need advice in other not to do something silly to myself or the girl, even sniper now looks attractive, am on the verge of running crazy now.

Ignore my typos and other mistakes please

So sori bro. Passed through similar thing.
U just have to man up try not to tink about her or the incident it won't be easy though and try as much as u can to move on wid ur normal activity and try to be happy. But let her know dat it over between u two wid the evidence u have.

I tolkam say dis girl nd her sistas no fine, na makeup wa dem dy use cover dere ugliness

Just imagine dis gal no gat moni she 4 ugly eehh

Biko hw is dis a news?

Some post just dy useless nd meaningless. How dis one us benefit us or the country.

Choi see as bet9ja use gather una money to use sponsor bbnaija. Lemme come and be going

See as E cari person wa resemble am put there.

Meskaofficial1:
Choiceless Legend spits *

No be lie Choi.

Meskaofficial1:
Choiceless Legend spits *

No be lie Choi.

After borrowing data I will come and be watching nonsense dat has no sense to the non.

EternalBeing:

Yes na! You are the one keeping it na, if it's not useful for you, you know what to do.

No worry for i understand lol.

RSVP:
same thing happened to me when I was learning computer engineer right after my secondary school days.

There was a mosque very close to our work shop where we all pray. my oga was a core Muslim. infact all of us for there na Muslim so it's Paramount to stop whatever we are doing when praying hour set in.

So that day i was playing Gold Minner Game on one of the Pc
then I heard them calling for prayer... I no even move cuz I knew my oga wasn't around and the rest apprentice knew I get small craze but I dey always act cool at work shop so they just left me there and went for prayer. Na so me dey enjoy my game jeje. suddenly someone came in and stood in front of me....... for my mind, I thought it was one of my seniors so I still buried down my head playing the game . the person stretched his finger to press the Esp key then I hit his hand. he tired to press again, I kicked his leg and hit his hand again without looking up...I heard some people giggling outside the shop but I still no send cuz the game don enter my system ... he stretched his finger the third time to press the Esp then I grabbed his finger and twist it backward and he shout Yeeee! .. Na so I look up! shock grip my balls. I open mouth. I shout Jesus!!

it was ma Oga I dey hit and kick wey I no know ...
I dropped the laptop. Run out of shop.. everybody dey laugh .
oga sef just dey laugh.. it was fun .

shout-out to my G Holamic and Rokesh.
dem be my seniors dat time. lol

Laugh don finish me here

Earthquake1:

Ubi Franklin's career is dead

No b lie u talk my broda