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PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho's Wife Abducted By Gunmen by Emmerlee(m): 9:57am On Jul 01, 2021
FarahAideed:
This is bad ...God please come and save Nigeria from these Islamic Terrorist Nigerians mistakenly voted in 2015
Mistakenly voted twice? huh

Na cheesy
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Court: Government Can’t Arrest Anybody For Using Twitter by Emmerlee(m): 4:44pm On Jun 22, 2021
EdoFirstBorn:
Off course this is obvious

Only dumb uneducated fools on nairaland think the government can do anything to anyone using Twitter

You know them by their stupid comments . They support every thing stupid and unreasonable but are unable to intelligently defend their point

They think by typing Godbless Nigeria ,Buhari etc it makes them patriots but analyse their past comments and you will see how unintelligent they are.
They are so stupid they can't tell the difference between extremist behaviour and patriotism.

Don't waste your time with such fools
Very true. The foolishness I see on this forum is quite nauseating cheesy
RomanceRe: 9 Surprising Benefits Of Being Single That No One Has Told You Before by Emmerlee(m): 1:47pm On Jun 16, 2021
How did you come to the conclusion that no one ever told me these before huh
PoliticsRe: To Really Understand Igbo People, Read This Article. by Emmerlee(m): 7:33am On Jun 04, 2021
Chai another yaba left psycho patient on the loose grin

There appear to be an endless supply of them here. Maybe there's some place they are trained in stupidity and graduated every month grin grin

May your haters be obsessed with you ohh cheesy cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Emmerlee(m): 5:16pm On May 31, 2021
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Benefits Do You Enjoy At Your Job by Emmerlee(m):
- 15 working days annual leave (outstanding leave days are converted into cash at the end of the year and paid to employee)
- Leave allowance that equates to 10% of annual base pay (or slightly above monthly Sal)
- 13th month allowance
- 12 working days sick leave per annum
- Annual performance bonus
- Monthly airtime and data allowance
- Good quality health insurance cover for your family + other insurance policies (e.g. group life)
- Work support (laptops, staff busses, pool cars etc)
- One week compassionate leave, 5 days marriage leave, 3 days paternity leave/3 months maternity leave etc
- Free wifi @work
- Other quarterly incentives that are not as big.

Not a Nigerian company though, so..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Emmerlee(m): 6:31am On May 30, 2021
[quote author= post=102185590][/quote]I know this is football and we are all having fun, but please don't quote me again next time oh. I don't want your likes quoting me for any reason on this forum. Do your thing but leave my moniker alone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Emmerlee(m): 6:09am On May 30, 2021
Kante was everywhere yesternight! I even found him in my garden at some point
RomanceRe: 40million In Cash Or 10k Everyday For The Rest Of Your Life?? by Emmerlee(m): 2:25am On May 29, 2021
Laideabdulahi:
How can you run this analysis and accept 10k dailyhuh

Do you know what 11years is. ??

I will take the #40m, start an investment and ensure the investment produces #15k daily. Besides, the investment won't take. More than #5m.

I will bank #35m, cos the person for die after 8months or a year and the 10k will end.
The guy you quoted is clearly broke and knows nothing. No wonder he defends the indefensible here everyday with his poverty mindset. Na their way grin
PoliticsRe: Ondo State Denies Adopting Oodua Anthem by Emmerlee(m): 6:08am On May 27, 2021
CilicMarin:
Have you noticed that IPOB Miscreants support Igboho and it's utopian Oduduwa country more than the Yorubas?
Free these guys, free them! Your hunger for hatred and trouble is too much, haba undecided
RomanceRe: Do These Loan Apps Come To Your House Address? by Emmerlee(m):
Mrxawe:
You're no doubt one of them. You have blood on your hands. Do you know how many people must have commited suicide because of you. When your life is stagnant and you're not making progress in life, go and look for one baba to show you the source of your predicament. You might be shocked when you find out.
What's this one saying abeg? Are you high on dog sh*t or something huh

So anyone who tells the raw truth must be "one of them"? Which kin human be this one abeg cry

You took a loan with an agreement to pay back.. a loan that was not given to you at gun point. Do you know if the owners of that money you took as loan have also "committed suicide" in your own words? If you are like that then you have no integrity and are a crook.. fix that and you will fix your life! If you can't understand this then I can't help you. See a shrink and check in for rehabilitation.

By the way I don't work with any of them, that one nor be better work at all. But that doesn't mean I should not say the truth as it is. If you can't pay back, don't borrow. Otherwise you are just a thief trying to be smart by half!
RomanceRe: Do These Loan Apps Come To Your House Address? by Emmerlee(m):
Which yeye image? You that has failed to keep a simple agreement to pay up on a particular date do you have or deserve an image?

Abeg swerve and go fix your shitty integrity issues first undecided
PoliticsRe: Open Grazing Ban: You Are A Pitiable Messenger, Akeredolu Hits Garba Shehu by Emmerlee(m): 1:32pm On May 25, 2021
Okay this is an upper cut for sure grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why Are Jews Hated Throughout History? by Emmerlee(m):
How do some of you evil creatures decide to hate and look for excuses to justify same? It is what it is but some of you are just too angry and hateful towards people that are not like you, Jews or no Jews.

The above is absolute bumkum and I think you should purge your dark hollow soul of hate asap or seek help. It's disgusting! Spits
PhonesRe: Why Do People Buy & Sell Old Social Media Accounts? by Emmerlee(m): 8:30pm On May 23, 2021
Some use for blackhat IM..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What A Friend Did To Me Last Week. by Emmerlee(m): 11:40am On May 23, 2021
powerbank100:
This story hit home and i can relate so i shed a tear. God dey, the first rule in life is trust NO ONE. you came alone and you will depart alone.

You might want to listen to BLESSED (schoolboy Q ft Kendrick Lamar) while reading while you light up a blunt, it'd help you a lot


Know this and know peace.

you can hit the ground running with a few tips below I you don't have any profitable venture at the monent, this..can be applied to almost anything if you think critically.


imma keep it real with you like my brother from another mother, The educational system in Nigeria has been watered down a great deal but there are still opportunities for grassroot hustlers, best believe that.

All you need now is a hustler's ambition / mindset, you need to grind like one who has no mother or father, its cold out there.

In Nigeria, there are two classes of people (Living things and non living things)...you need to be amongst the living and stop whinning and complaining about this and that, nobody has it easy. If everyone comes to Nairaland beer parlor with his or her story, you go thank God for your life.

Bum imma share some gems with you real quick and if you are street wise, you will take action immediately.

If you must make it in Nigeria, you must think like an OUTLAW. push your fine boy and degree aside, roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running.

however, If you are techy (digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat,
ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...We all blessed my nigga !

Reach me privately if you are interested in gadget importation and sales from US.

Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.
Gold! For those who can see..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hobbies To Include In A Cv by Emmerlee(m): 1:13pm On May 21, 2021
Lol, hubbies ke.. maybe for fresh graduates sha.

A hot CV will normally not even have space for references talk of hubbies grin
BusinessRe: Bitcoin Falls Sharply After China Signals Cryptocurrency Crackdown by Emmerlee(m): 2:47pm On May 19, 2021
Dang!! grin

The panic no be here.. many people are panic-selling cheesy

This is a good period to buy though, for those that want to..
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Fatah Ahmed, Ex Kwara Governor by Emmerlee(m): 7:41pm On May 17, 2021
Arrest abi invite..

Just normal question and answer session after which everybody return home happier grin
CelebritiesRe: CCTV Video: Yung6ix Car Robbed. His Laptops, Money And Mixtapes Gone by Emmerlee(m): 12:11pm On May 17, 2021
Yeye video.. couldn't even keep the f**king camera stable sad

You only had one job to do and you couldn't do it well undecided
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Must Pay For This Statement by Emmerlee(m): 9:31pm On May 14, 2021
Chai how can I unsee this grin grin
HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Emmerlee(m): 1:00pm On May 14, 2021
lilvicky68:
Still paid 10k for cleaning and stain removal.. no be everybody teeth supposed white..if them no born you with white teeth no stress yourself
Yeah, scaling and polishing is different from teeth whitening.
HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Emmerlee(m): 10:49am On May 14, 2021
lilvicky68:
I wasted my money on teeth whitening.. 15k the teeth no even white self.. No be everybody teeth go fit white no stress yourself..
15k for teeth whitening? Maybe na chalk dem give you undecided

Teeth whitening is way more expensive.
PoliticsRe: Dogonyaro’s Coup Speech That Overthrew Buhari On August 27, 1985 by Emmerlee(m): 3:08pm On May 13, 2021
So after all these, una still bring am back huh

Anyway, an emotional and MMM obsessed populace can never make good decisions when it comes to choice of leaders. Such self hate.. too bad cry
HealthRe: Trader Scratches His Dirty Foot With Knife Used In Cutting Watermelon (Video) by Emmerlee(m): 2:13pm On May 13, 2021
oh sh*t cry

Anyhow country sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is This A Scam? by Emmerlee(m): 6:37am On May 09, 2021
It might not be your friend but an impostor. This is a very old scam. That he sounds like your friend does not mean it's him.
RomanceRe: In This Economy, Can You Marry Someone Who Earns 60k Monthly? - Nigerians React by Emmerlee(m): 6:26am On May 07, 2021
Lol even with x6 to x10 of that there will still be war in the house. If you have an insatiable spouse no amount will be enough oh.. Choose carefully grin
AgricultureRe: My Maize Farm In Pictures by Emmerlee(m): 3:48pm On May 03, 2021
Well done!
PhonesRe: Facebook Is Monitoring Me by Emmerlee(m): 4:33pm On Apr 24, 2021
Lol it's called retargeting (ads)..
BusinessRe: No Petrol Price Increase In May - NNPC by Emmerlee(m): 8:47pm On Apr 19, 2021
This one you guys are giving us monthly increment updates.. If you know you know

It's not looking good ohhh undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid, Chelsea & Manchester City "To Be Expelled From Champions League" by Emmerlee(m): 7:13pm On Apr 19, 2021
This manna guy is such a nuisance, posting loads of useless images with every comment. I wonder why he hasn't been banned for being an idiot

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