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Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Toast There Men Cantarpant by EmmyBoy2(m): 11:39pm On Mar 12, 2010
;d ;d ;d :d :d :d
Politics › Re: Co-passenger Forced Out Of His Seat For Sitting Close To A Governor by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2010
@xterra2-I expect that the Governor's protocol staff should be organized. Ideally the Governor should seat next to his ADC/CSO.
Why dint they arrange to buy travel tickets with that arrangement in mind?
Why embarrass a traveler who validly has a claim to a seat he paid for?
As for evidence to sustain a law suit, there's enough of it. I know so!
Go on aggrieved traveler, bust that Daniels' a.s.s!
Politics › Re: Co-passenger Forced Out Of His Seat For Sitting Close To A Governor by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:30pm On Mar 11, 2010
Good enough the passenger is a lawyer, so I expect he knows what his legal options are.
Sad enough the Governor sat there through all this, like a dummy without a word.
And the ADC? A bloody policeman who by some fortitude was "selected" to go and "chop" with the Governor saying all that?
These are people we pay and clothe with tax payers money!
He should go and ask Admiral Arogundade how it feels to molest a member of the public and be slammed with 100 million naira lawsuit!
He/the Governor should be hit with a law suit immediately and an example/precedent set with this matter.
Next time public office holders would learn to behave.
What rubbish!
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Airways: by EmmyBoy2(m): 10:25pm On Mar 10, 2010
grin cheesy cool, used to have this joke back in the days cool
Politics › Re: More Heads Ought To Roll With Gov. Jang's Shocking Revelations by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:37pm On Mar 10, 2010
@ Edoyad & 18 platoon-very interesting commentaries there between u 2 I must say,
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is My Girlfriend; She's My Everything" - D'banj by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:08pm On Mar 10, 2010
Shows that love knows no boundaries,class or status.if its true indeed, wish 'em well.
Politics › Re: Radio Nigeria And Cnn Reporter Attacked During Burial Of Jos Crisis Victims by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:27pm On Mar 09, 2010
"ELRazur-I get ur joke.But mehn, God no fit get Cholera o grin cheesy
Jokes Etc › 20 Minutes To Go! by EmmyBoy2(op): 8:29pm On Mar 09, 2010
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for
"parking." He saw a couple in a car with the interior
light on. He got closer to the car and saw a young man
behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine, and a
young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this situation, the cop walked to the car
and knocked on the window. The young man lowered his
window, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing toward the young woman, the cop asked, "And
her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugged. "I believe she's knitting a
pullover."

The cop was totally confused. A young couple alone in
a car at night, And nothing obscene is happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 22, sir."

"And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and said, "She'll be
18 in 20 minutes."
Politics › Re: Jonathan Removes National Security Adviser Sarki Mukhtar With Immediate Effect. by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:47pm On Mar 08, 2010
From the little I know of the Military, Aliyu Gusau is well regarded in Intelligence circles(right from Gen.Buhari's era as Head of State). Leave politics out of this.Gusau is a crack intelligence officer and Jonathan could not have chosen a better NSA.As for Sarki Muktar, well dont know much of his Intelligence antecedents. Was Military Governor of Kaduna & Katsina states at one time (as Colonel), then headed the DMI perhaps, was Ambassador to Russia before OBJ recalled him as NSA. I'm only worried that Gusau having taken a shot at the presidency once, may be tainted with Polictics but lets see,
Business › Re: Mtn Is Not Giving Free Recharge Cards : It's a way of getting you to change your price plan. Cost - N500 by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:08pm On Mar 08, 2010
huh
Politics › Re: Which Geo-political Zone Can Take Nigeria To Her Promise Land? by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:15pm On Mar 06, 2010
@ poster-Agreed our leaders have failed to "rule" with the fear of God, but leadership ability has nothing to do with ones geopolitical zone. One of the major issue in this country is tribalism.The earlier we put it behind us, the better.I am personally vey detribalised.Dont care who or where the President comes from.
Jokes Etc › Re: Holy Driver! by EmmyBoy2(op): 9:03pm On Mar 06, 2010
@ cbase, flexystar & iyeayo, thanx for the encouragement cheesy
Politics › Re: Yar'adua Absent At FEC Meeting by EmmyBoy2(m): 11:41pm On Mar 03, 2010
@naijaking::
What a surprise Huh
Yar'dua missed the important meeting? He must have been outside drinking kunu with Turai, walking around on his 2 legs, and playing with his grand children. grin grin cheesy
Jokes Etc › Holy Driver! by EmmyBoy2(op): 9:14pm On Mar 03, 2010
A bit long, but might be worth ur while,

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo
(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please
take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if
something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never
gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, my God,
I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger"
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger"
"Well, said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it is God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"
Family › Re: Earn 40,000 Monthly Can I Get Married. by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:20pm On Mar 03, 2010
Go ahead bro, u can!
Computers › Re: Usb modem Vs Data Card by EmmyBoy2(m): 8:18pm On Mar 02, 2010
I'm also curious about this. Any answers please?
Computers › Re: Starcomms Izap Genie: For Sale by EmmyBoy2(m): 8:06pm On Mar 02, 2010
How about 8k? Would pay ASAP.
TV/Movies › Re: Genevieve Hosts "Gulder Ultimate Search Celebrity Showdown" by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2010
L-egs
O-pen
V-ery
E-asily

huh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Censored Picture Of Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey's Leg Break Against Stoke City by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:14pm On Mar 02, 2010
Football is a contact sport agreed, but it seems the Premier league is too physical as opposed to other leagues.Ramsey would surely get over this.
Career › Re: Bizzare: Intercontinental Bank Downsizes Again by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:10pm On Mar 02, 2010
Here we go again! Labour market don dey over laboured o.
Sports › Re: An Open Letter To Lars Lagerback by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:09pm On Mar 02, 2010
I expect Lagerback to be firm in his team selection this time around.There should be a massive clear out anyway.the future belongs to the youth.I look forward to a very mobile and fit super eagles.Not these clay footed "chickens" we saw in Angola.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Appoints New Advisers Headed By Gen Danjuma by EmmyBoy2(m): 6:57pm On Mar 02, 2010
The problem with these politicians is that they appear to "start off well", but derail along the line.Lets see how this arrangement goes.Seems like GJ would run this Government like a "transitional" one.
Education › Re: Do Prisoners Deserve Any Education? by EmmyBoy2(m): 10:09pm On Mar 01, 2010
I believe they deserve some form of rehablitation in prison to enable them function better in society when they get out.
Romance › Re: Spanish Fly by EmmyBoy2(m): 10:05pm On Mar 01, 2010
:d ;d
Foreign Affairs › Re: Massive Earthquake Strikes Chile, 122 Dead by EmmyBoy2(m): 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2010
huh huhhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Try This by EmmyBoy2(m): 8:42pm On Mar 01, 2010
@ D.A.V.E & cbase - grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Should Jonathan reshuffle the present cabinet? by EmmyBoy2(m): 8:29pm On Mar 01, 2010
@Toba-The Federal Government does not belong to any tribe.Its not a tribal thing please.
Politics › Re: Why Do We Need To Pay Into A Private Company Account When Paying Lasaa Fees? by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:57pm On Mar 01, 2010
Something fishy sure is going on there.Too bad they with held the other evidence of payment into a private account.
Unless you want to hold your peace,this sort of thing would interest the EFCC & ICPC.
Politics › Re: US Requests Information On Yar’adua’s Health by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:49pm On Mar 01, 2010
Nigeria is a soverign state, so Obama is out of order to DEMAND the health status of YarAdua.It is ok, if he demands that Nigerians have a right to know YarAdua's health status.In any case, I can bet the US Intelligence Agencies have a complete dossier on YarAdu'as current health status now, so why pretend to demand for it eh? Beats me,
Properties › Re: I Nid Advise - My Landlord Is A Terrorist by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:25pm On Mar 01, 2010
Whatever is the cause of the friction between you and ur landlord, please be advised that there is nothing like "one year" quit notice. As a yearly tenant, you are entitled to 6 months notice to quit and the law stipulates the procedure that must be strictly followed for such a notice to be vaild.So the issue is not to just issue "notice to quit".It must follow due process as laid down.
Its a pity that some landlords always play God in this country.Pray God gives you the resources to have some development of yours.That way, its bye bye to such nuisances.
Sports › Re: Amodu Vs Lagerback ' Why Does Africa Lack Faith In Its Coaches? by EmmyBoy2(m): 7:19pm On Mar 01, 2010
I dont think we should reduce this to Local vs. Foreign Coaches. Ideally, if the NFF had balls, they should have appointed Siasia/Oliseh or any other capable local hand to tinker with the squad.Mind you, the current crop of players I bet you, would always let us down.Time has come to weed out the dead woods there and assemble a much more youthful and very moblie team.Thats what we need.As for Lagerback, I wouldnt criticize him until after the world cup.My attitude is "wait and see" for now.Afterall when Westerhoff came to Nigeria, who was he? what was his pedigree? But he achieved so much,

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