₦airaland Forum

Enimin:
Overcooked noodles

Why do you people cook noodles like rice, leaving it on the fire for execssive lengths of time.

You even crushed the stuff to mimic grains of rice, noodles aint rice. Ten minutes on the fire (gas) and you should be done

ahnie:
Thanks precious.
I followed instructions given to me not to stir fry that's how he likes his noodles.


If it's mine only I do stir fry.

advanceDNA:
U cant use you naira card if the amount is above 20dollars for some banks....some banks dont even allow any foreign transaction at all..

Its one of the horrible price to pay for being a nigerian...

Iliveforever:
Lol

When I said Elon musk taking over Twitter isn’t a good idea because I was sure he would MONETIZE it as a business man, and that exactly what’s happening.

tensazangetsu20:
Yes it actually also checks when you look up things online through their in search engine and tells your employer what exactly you searched for. Please next time when taking another coding assessment. Use another laptop or tablet or mobile device if you intend to search anything.

tensazangetsu20:
Op I hope you didn't switch tabs when taking this test. We use coderbyte at the company I work for and I volunteered to take our recruitment test to gauge how fair it is to applicants and it practically takes a video of your screen. It also notifies how many times you leave the tab and if you copy or paste when you switch tabs it flags your answers for plagiarism which leads to an automatic rejection.

ignis:
Pathetic, now the court will keep postponing hearing and court session until a new government comes to power.

JASONjnr:
My only concern with this NK discharge case is his uncouthness.....

He will just come out and begin to kill Peter Obi's chances....

I hope he stays silence till after the election...

He will begin to say stupid things that will turn everyone against the entire campaign and support for Peter Obi.

The fear circles on the tribalistic nature of every Nigerian who are very quick to draw their judgement on tribal sentiments perceived.

I hope that PO wins this election...

ignis:
On what ground did ASUU suspend the strike ?
ASUU keep suspending strike without any solution at sight.

Sleekcode:
I presume your pc is 1Gb Ram


Right?

qtguru:
clear npm cache or use yarn

jbreezy:
Yeah…it’s an onsite job actually.

tensazangetsu20:
Hardly anyone does physical interviews in tech except it's onsite whiteboarding interviews. Most interviews are virtual and can be done from ones room.

Holybaddo:
Am sure their is something very special about this thing that we don't know

lilyheaven:
She is a very strong woman.
Nine weeks without talking to hubby, she is strong indeed.

qtguru:
1 Year is okay, as long as you have done something with Java or at least know Java enough with Spring boot. training is expensive, so self-trained is more preferred, which is why BootCamps are sponsored to save companies the cost of training.

qtguru:
Entry level with basic Java Experience yes, but entry entry no.

qtguru:
It depends, for Nigeria both will get you jobs, but Java/Kotlin is a more relevant language because:

1. Java is more popular and established libraries Apache Commons
2. Android Dev and Spring boot at once
3. and other Java dialect platforms.

But I would advise picking Java so I can forward your resume to Interswitch they need a lot of Java Engineers.

SandraIkuboR:
You see why Nigerian men don't deserve anything

Anyway,i blame the lady
because the moment you make yourself become too available to a man he will never take you serious or even respect you cos he will start feeling that whenever he leaves you will definitely come crawling back

Nigerian men Godforbid!!!!!!!!!

Nigerian men are not worth the headache at all!!!!!
Unromantic set of specie

I wonder where you guys fell down from....spits

igbowoman:
I agree with your mother.Your father walked away from you all and his parental rights .
I would change the surnames of my kids in the same circumstances.
He is a deadbeat and doesn't deserve you bearing his name.
Nigerians and their sentiments thinking his name means a thing

DaddyCK:
wow.so u askin God for partner again.u want him to giv u Jesus?.bae, calm down, when therris life therrris hope.i swaar i can help u find good man. are u lightskin & do u hav education wit real certificate & can u spek goood english withoyt pigeon english pleaese? my Jewish friend, Robinsimonte is still single. U WANT?

tensazangetsu20:
You should always apply for jobs. Let them reject you, don't reject yourself

KillSars:
Na hin real hustle be dat...

The lecturing job is just a side hustle...

Same set of lecturers want 100% pay rise, dem no go show for class, only time u will see dem in class is when they are giving student course outline and the recommended text to use, after that maybe once inside examination hall sha and dem no go spend 5min sef , their project student don suffer, dem go call call call before dem submit a chapter, project wey no suppose last 2month, 6month, they are still on it...
U check them in their office, locked.. nobody can caution them, dem get long leg reach senate, enter ASUU, they are there when all the lecturer in the dept were appointed, u give them supervision, u don ridicule them, dem go reassign assistant lecturer to do am..
This same lecturers still wan make FG pay them for 6month of doing their side hustle...

U should check ur brain, if u think ASUU is not a bigger problem than the FG

tensazangetsu20:
Na he applied through one of these job ads. If you pay attention banks are seriously recruiting tech-savvy people due to the high attrition rate. They have dropped grade requirements and even age requirements. Banks now even have boot camps to train people.

tensazangetsu20:
It's for tech they are training him for cybersecurity.

tensazangetsu20:
Use LinkedIn but you need to know how to speak their languages either Spanish or Portuguese as interviews are in those.

kolamilan:
Mumu girl. I searched all through the note, can't pinpoint what trigger her suicide.

tensazangetsu20:
Funny enough Nigerians see Mexico as a shithole. I used to look down on Latin American countries till I started looking for work there and was so astonished. These guys have gone very far. I am learning portugese at the moment and lemme see how it goes. The ease of permanent residency and citizenship is very attractive and no hassle to get visa.

Ruke1989:
This is the first time I have liked a woman for her very sensible reasoning. I fall in love already with you not for beauty but for sense

TheManOfTheYear:
Hey all.
I finally got my first offer

My base salary is 400k and I'd be resuming as a Frontend Developer for a new startup.

Don't give up.