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here are the dos and don'ts of being
fabulous by toolz

DON'T be anyone but you.
i'm just not into trying to convince people to like me. i walk into a
situation knowing that people are either going to love me or they're
not, and that's ok. i'm just going to be me. you can't be everything to
everyone.

Do know that chic is within your reach.
one thing to avoid is trendy stuff if you live within a budget, though,
you have to go timeless. even if you want little luxury in your life and
you want to splurge on a gucci bag, pick a great black one you can
carry all the time.

DON'T forget the beauty basics.
my biggest beauty secreat? i wash my face twice a day, and i always use
moisturizer. i'm not a real make up girl but i'm really all about skin.
take it from me, wash, moisturize and never neglect the neck!

DO wear heels. heels are everything.
They make you strut, and all women look good with a strut on. Flats just
don't get you the same swagger.

DO make sure you have a big, full life.
Here's the thing, everybody has their time when their career is really good, but there comes a point later when it fizzles. That's why i have other things going on in my life.

DON'T go chasing guys.
I think i know everything about men. The only way to make a relationship work is to let him be the pursuer. I'm convinced he's got to like you more than you like him.

DON'T bother feeling bad about your guilty pleasures.
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate, cake, and all that, but i have my potato chips. I've got bags in the car right nw! But i never beat myself up about it, because, you can't give up everything! You need something in your life that you like just because you like it.

Source: paparazzi magazine.

y r d women wanting on dis thread?

If brazil can be convincingly humiliated by a seven- one loss to germany, who says you can't surmount your enemies?

If somebody who has no shoe can become the president of nigeria today, who says you can't make it?

If somebody whose grammatical expression is appalling own a private jet, who says you can't succeed without being articulate?

If obama,an african man, can become the president of united state, who says u can't achieve that goal that seem impossible?

If nigeria, @54 has not yet disintegrate despite the various challenges she has encountered, who says you can't overcome the battles of your life?

Morale: no mountain is too high for you to surmount. Keep chasing your dreams. With God, all things are possible.

u both r meant to be on d BED doing tinz lah@camouflage

100Cents: Go and master your tenses first..

Front page isn't for kids and jumbled write ups.

You can't even write well.

Smh.

Some people deserve slaps..

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pls let me knw, i want to apply.

mod it's UNFAIR o.... Tk ma thread to front page lah. a similar thread made front page. dn't tell me there is corruption on nairaland?

i wz listening to top radio dis afternoon and it's a cupid tuesday i.e a tuesday dedicated to sending shout outs to ur luvers.
the question 4 d day wz*what's d craziest thing u av ever done 4 luv?* d responses 4rm callers were amazing. d craziest things done by callers are outlined below:-
1. i gave ma b.f ma jamb fee to purchase his own form and i had to wait for another year.
2. i cried cos she told me it's over.
3. i wz an assistant b.f to her and so on.
what's d craziest thing u've ever done 4 luv?

dats d OROMBO.

making money with NOISE by TERRY G

atilla: So what do u want to do next?
I don't see any question in your post.

what do u fink ah should do next? dn't 4get, i'm truly in luv wid her.

seunwen2: My guy take heart just try and fu*ck her and dump her

c'mon m nt d F and run type. I av nt even get down with her yet. U knw m d church type wid d notion dat*no SEX b4 marriage*.

lynpetra: .Broke niggers na them won chop free kpekus pass. God punish poverty!!

. Birds of the same feathers. I knw u ll like money too.

i met dis pretty gal on ma way to ma crib 4rm sch, i had a vewy hectic day dat very day. i find her so irresistible, even though i wz a bit tired i can't but notice her glamorous appearance. As a vwy sharp good boi dat i am, i summoned d courage to approach her. U knw smtimes, even d beauty can scare u away 4rm walking up to a gal buh i took d bold step and said to masef waheva response i get m ready to tk it lyk dat. Hae beautiful wad up wid u....she gave me dat admirable smile and said to me, "i'm good" in ma mind, dis gal must FALL lyk burna boy. Told her m DAVID nd she told me her name wz SANDRA. *fastforward* i later got vwy acquainted wid her. It wz den i got to knw we're students of d same institute. I do call her on phone and she reciprocate too. I professed luv to her, she didn't waste time to gv me a desired response. Buh in d journey of our luv, i got to knw she is d type dat likes MONEY. her demand for money is jez too outrageous. i tk her for lunch, buy her recharge voucher, pay for hair billz e.t.c. the most annoying part is dat, she wants me to be paying for her montly bbm subscription. immediately she said dat, i quickly reprimanded and told her dat m a student lyk her and m trying ma possible best to mk her satisfied. the statement got her infuriated and she replied saying"if u dn't av money, dn't fall in luv with me"

yez they can do without mk up. A gal can jez wake up in d morning nd realize she hs been wearing mk up 4 too long, that very day she ll decide to go out without make up...buh it depends, nt always. However there r some ladies who can't do without mk up wen going 4 an event. Those kind of ladies r d type dat their face is accustomed wid make up, without it, they will luk vwy UNSIGHTLY. It is adviceable dat mk up should be applied occasionally and nt often, so d face can still retain its beauty even without it.

these
foolish galz wish they were TIWA. Ride on tiwa u r still SEXy...as long
as ur husband is nt complaining. Some people can puke nose sha.

galaxy52: I simply tell d DJ to mix d latest music to get my favourite album. ;

and u fink dats funny ryt?

dat
same gal u r gving all d possible attention, luv, care, ur money, u
call her as many times as possible, u tk her 4 shopping at shop rite,
credit her phone, credit her bank account. she will be d one CRUSHING on
p-square wen they r performing, following them on social network or
perhaps even agree to av ONE NIGHT STAND with them.

moderator review ur Modus operandi.......put it on front page...stop hating V.E.C.

yeah. Any piece dat hs vector in it, u will nvr find it on nairaland front page. WHY?

lyk she gives a FVCK. @op Make a name 4 yasef and stop hating.

smtin tells me these galz above r LYING. They share underwear with their siblings and even their friends.

prettythicksme: hmmm but wetin happen to my moniker

u dey ask again? PRETTYTHICK u. U fink ion knw wah u mean? U MEAN ur low grass is thick.

prettythicksme: @op how you take no say na lie me abi virgin oo

even 4rm ur moniker person go done knw xay u nor be VIRGIN

all i c is GIBBERISH up dere e e*singing*

lyk we dn't knw b4

dis gal YANSH the mod to put dis thread on FP

oh she made front page....dats initially her AIM ......

@martha ...we can still be friends wit CUDDLING BENEFITS ....

ask her ...hw much do u want me to deposit into ur account?...nw*dats ROMANTIC*