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PunkyVeer:
Hehehe The internet is not ready for that

The internet is ready anytime. U r the one who is not ready.

U r a virgin by mouth except u substantiate ur claim with a picture.

Upon say seun comment for this thread, e nvr still reach front page.


Lalasticlala, what r u waiting for?

Juice to gbe saya yi, o n wun mi mu.

PunkyVeer:
Well, I am.

A picture or adonbilivit.

Missmossy:
Lol


Mostly teenage boys do that.

Hmmmmm.

[quote author=Bbsharon post=40582052][/quote]Hae pretty.

This thread is interesting.


Mizquote, r u a virgin?be sincere.

Lalasticlala, what do u think?

[quote author=raayah post=40577222][/quote]is dat u@ur dp?

Dr. Ben Carson (Retired world renowned neurosurgeon, and Republican Presidential Aspirant) wrote this beautiful piece.
Read and be blessed.
Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life.
A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of flying. But, a pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of returning home. That's life!! Enjoy yours.
If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that.
If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages. But those who live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely!
All good will come back to you!!!
Man asks, “Where was God when Myles Munroe, wife and his associates were killed in a crash? He answers, "The same place I
sat when John the Baptist my servant was beheaded. When Stephen my servant was stoned to death. When Paul my servant was murdered in Rome. The same place I sat when my only Son was brutally crucified, wounded, bruised and killed. I
have not moved from my position."
I am the same. It is not the means of exit from earth that matters but the
destination. Live simply. It's all about God!!

nunogomez:
That was how I met this girl on fb we chatted for a while before she finally visited, on the first day I was kinda nervous to make a move so our eyes were glued to the TV watching I.Frankenstein....after a while I bounced on her started removing her clothes she didn't say a word she is so beautiful before she could say Nunogomez I started sucking her pussy before I bleeped the living hell out of her pussy...after that day we started fucking like everyday...we were not dating she doesn't bother me for money but each time she's coming I made sure I have lots of drinks in the fridge...after a while I introduced her to my friend it wasn't long till we started having a party...sometimes she would tell me to call my guy so we can both Bleep her at the same time...this continued for a while and she told me she was getting married so I started avoiding her..but little did I know that this girl and my guy ain't stopping...I went to his house and I met her there...they didn't see me though I heard her scream from inside, this guy was really fucking her...I headed straight to the window there was a hole I quickly put my phone on silent mode I recorded the whole time..I felt really bad, cheated and betrayed...I have caught them more than five times. She doesn't allow me Bleep her again but for my guy its free to air The latest was @.........to be continued

i dey enjoy dis ur story.

Na this kind thread deserve front page. Everything must nt be abt tonto dikeh, mercy aigbe, d'banj et al.

cn u find any man without any of these traits? I doubt.

I actually read dat as "miss universe". I nvr knew men too do contest universal ambassador CUMpetition.


Congrats to the dude.

Btw, some galz are already fantasizing abt a one night stand with him.

Harbosede02:
H

for harbosede.

halfrica:
Keep ur 2 cent

Take ur own advise

i gat ma own perfume, go get urs.


Na true i yarn. Oh i forgot, u r nt a nigerian?

halfrica:
Google it!!!!!

c'mon, since u r surprised dat Op does nt av a girlfriend. U must av been doing things since u were young.

I cn BET ma NAIRAland account dat u r nt a virgin.

halfrica:
u gotto b kidding me


Bt its good sha it gives u the space nd time u need to develop ur self nd ur career *hi five nigga*

@what age did u start fvcking?

EngineSamuels:
hmmm, hu tel u say na iminent,wetin she don dey sip b4 u grw pubic hair

Na play i day o

my beautiful ebayray nor dey sip anything, she is SoKLin lyk detergent.

Ebayray:
. #rotten boy!. See ya head.

very soon u will know what CUM feels like


It's IMMINENT.

Missmossy:
Lol both sexes would always have all of these.

when i say i love u, i MEAN it.

Ebayray:
Errr, Osefua, culdnt make it 2day... Bt ill cum 2 d hostel 2mao so we'll see. Plz dnt be angry, ive got headache. :'[

ebayray av started using "CUM".

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Nice Lines, great cover song.

thanks.

Yeah, i did my own version of my favourite song i.e a cover to "popular by vector"

it's kinda cool in my own opinion.
Download and share ur thoughts

"popular" is basically talking abt fame and it's consequential effects as an artiste.


link: http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=513104.

NinaTohBadt, e be like say u write all these things from experience.

U r too beautiful to be single though, when i'm here, what r u waiting for? Oya CUM, let's mingle.

Missmossy:
She's too skinny for such outfit.

It doesn't fit her one bit. She should add some flesh biko

hmmmmm. I like them thin, cute with a big boobz though.

Ma luv, reply me na. I don miss u plenty.

Sotta lyk "types of lecturers"

Hmmmmm. Missmossy i look forward to doing dis with u. I love u.

Dn't lick her pule.

Sleekyshuga:
I don't want you crushing..

I'm doing well, we thank God.. You?

m alryt darling. So hw do i kill the crush i av for u? Crushing is a cradle stage, if u accept ma crushing, we cn move to the nxt level. I find u very appealing, i want a juxtapose friendship with u.

[quote author=Missmossy post=40311454][/quote]reply me na. M missing u badly.

[quote author=Sleekyshuga post=40342866][/quote]badt girl in a good way. Hw var na? M crushing badly on u.