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RomanceRe: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by emofine(f): 1:37pm On Aug 04, 2011
9jafetish:
I am in no means a cruel person it' just that i just happen to be an honest person.The first time i met my friend i thougt she was the most hideous girl in the world, i use to hang around her to make myself feel better ,but then i got use to her and started to really like her personality.The thing is now we both have grown up and we are both looking for husbands to be and boyfriends for fun, already i have found four for myself ,my other girlfriends find it easy to find lovers and guy friends too.

While this is happening my not so good looking friend is wondering why she never gets any guys, i want to tell her it's because she has a lot of acne on her face and she has big flared nostrils, super flat nose, and she kinda looks like a guy.

but the thing is i don't have the courage to tell her that, so i lie to her and tell her that guys are scared of her because she's so pretty,maybe you should smile more so they can approach you.
i wish i could show you guys photos, so that you know i am not being a mean person i am just being honest,at the same time i don't want her to know i was talking about her so i can't, even my church going parents implied she was very ugly.


Anyways let me get to the point she constantly asks me to hook her up with a guy,but she's too ugly, so what can i say or do so she can find her own bf and stop asking me.
lol abi u dey use this style just to cause effect nau? . . . very laughter inducing. I very much doubt you have any sort of "friends" . . ugly or otherwise.


***

contradiction much . .

I am in no means a cruel person
i use to hang around her to make myself feel better
i just happen to be an honest person
so i lie to her and tell her that guys are scared of her because she's so pretty
P.S. In future you might wanna edit before posting - you know, to tie up the loose ends and all smiley
LiteratureBy Chance . . . by emofine(op): 8:04pm On Aug 03, 2011
Our journey started on the world wide web. One stray comment left him following my trail. He took the opportunity to flirt with me whilst I played tίt for tat and shyly teased him back.
We conversed only via mail and were attracted to each others words (of course we both were under no illusion that all this sweet talk and character flaunting was only honey to make our connection sweeter).

He urged me to reveal myself to him. I declined. He was persistent in his nagging, requesting a photo so he could piece this character he grew fond of; word to flesh, sentence to sinew.
How could I reveal myself to him I privately pondered? Not only was I afraid of the possible danger of inviting an anonymous person whom I grew attached to to enter my personal realm - I was frightened he would suddenly dismiss my disposition if my composition was not at all pleasing for him to behold.

I actually enjoyed having this fantasy etched in my mind, and now with the introduction of him in my life I had somebody to fulfill that long-awaited role of my Prince Charming. So I wanted this liaison to last and not be affected by physical interference. Instead I sketched myself in words and he proceeded to erase the parts he did not find fitting. He hoped I would not be too lean and that my behind stored all the excess weight. I let out an insecure laughter to myself as I studied myself in the mirror and considered the parts of my anatomy that would count as "faults" if he were to ever spy me. I was in fact lean in stature and with little natural padding to cushion my derrière. But maybe if I seduced him enough with my words he'll be too blind in lust to notice all my discrepancies if we were to truly meet and cement our infatuation with a kiss.

We existed only in each other's minds and so it was private - just me and him. we'll both be dancing to our rhythmic banter in our heads. We'll both be smiling when we're walking the streets and no one but us will ever know what äroused such a reaction. He was my Warrior and I was his Queen. He was my imaginary lover that rescued me from boredom and reality.

He grew weary and became a little too heavy with his demand to see a portrait of me. He threatened to terminate our liaison if I so refused and at this stage I myself was beginning to wax a little curious. I finally started to have a yearning to examine the guy I whispered "lover" to every night.

We set up a date and agreed to converse by video for the first time. I was nervous all day just thinking about it all.
Would he like what he sees?
Would he judge me in his vanity?
Would I fall below his expectations?
My thoughts were clouded with insecurity I had not even considered for a second that my concealed Prince was far from charming, and so I was a little taken aback when my eyes met his for the first time.

*to be continued*
FashionRe: What Do Hair Dressers Do That Really Annoy You? by emofine(f): 4:46pm On Aug 03, 2011
Baptizing my hair in grease abi na hair cream. Once the substance kon dey waka comot from my head and began leaking on my clothes (new outfit as well) lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria As Bad As People Make It Out Or Are The Whiners Just Lazy Slobs by emofine(f): 2:40pm On Aug 03, 2011
The case is usually this: the ones who usually complains the most about Nigeria do not even live there and some have never even visited there let alone contribute. (smh)

Being inundated with bad news constantly will allow for one's perspective to eventually become negatively skewed and some Nigerians broadcast their palava from sunrise to sunset. Plus it takes a long time to repair a bad image.

And then there are the actors - or melodramatic ones so to speak. For every Nigerian that inflates their nations worth there are perhaps 5 that will seek to diminish it. I am tired will be translated to "I am dying oooooo" I am sick becomes "God don punish me ooooo".

Nigeria is by no means perfect but some people erroneously disregard the nation in it's entirety for various reasons.

*cue the noisy choir that will simultaneously chorus "Naija don spoil finish" *

lol yeah I'm gonna adopt that motto - I've gotta learn to fine tune my ears and be careful as to what get's filtered in. Lol I don't wanna be infected by low self esteem .
Jokes EtcRe: Smart Lawyer by emofine(f): 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2011
Lol!
Good one grin
CultureRe: "how Far?" Is The Most Popular Slang Among Nigerians Abroad. by emofine(f): 12:39pm On Aug 03, 2011
Image123:
Pidgin is not just a nigerian language o, it's also spoken even stronger in some other parts of the world.
I know smiley
CultureRe: Wazobia : Nigeria Through The Eyes Of A Minority. by emofine(f): 12:08pm On Aug 03, 2011
Interesting write up however I can't help but think if whether the author is deliberately seeking for conspicuous faults. I'm pretty sure then that the major groups could also join him to complain plenty abi dat one na Wazobia: Nigeria through the eyes of a majority. Him never suffer for Nigeria alone oh tongue

I must say I do understand (coming from a minority ethnic group myself) that there is a level of marginalization or being eclipsed by the larger ones. Everyone wants recognition in their own right and I have never considered dissecting the other layers of the word "Wazobia" - I've always considered it as a foundation for unity and cohesion or even political propaganda, so being introduced to the word from a completely different angle is rather intriguing.

As a minority hailing from a deeply diverse nation, I view Nigeria as a container that serves the smaller clans much more than the major ones despite catering more to the larger ones. Even though there are various ethnic groups that are related to neighbouring ethnics, I honestly feel that the biggest have actually drawn the short straw. Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba are large enough to form a nation - my own ethnic group cannot feasibly stand alone as such (maybe as an amalgamation with our related ethnics. Our destiny will be self determined but our clout will be considerably less regardless of the geographical allocation of the oil).

I may not always agree with the politics, mannerisms, idiosyncrasies etc of the three main groups however they do pose as a buffer for the smaller ones - at least that's the way I see it.

That's just another perspective from another minority  smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Black Africans Are Hyporcites by emofine(f): 9:07pm On Aug 02, 2011
martinosi:
Dude u need to be more sensible , this is nairaland,
Lol, you know!


Herts you might wanna take a look at the map of Africa smiley

https://www.africaguide.com/images/africa_map.gif






now after that brief primary 1 geography lesson you might wanna consider locating to the appropriate forum and carry your grieviances there methinks undecided

Lastly, please refrain from generalising because it would be very easy to create uncountable files of case studies against Europeans
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Factory by emofine(f): 6:26pm On Aug 02, 2011
One small boy called Ese returned home from school, after collecting his school report.
The small guy don greet him Papa.

Ese: Papa, I have good news for you!

Papa: What is it son? abi you passed your exams? cheesy

Ese: Even better. I have failed all my papers; Papa that means you would not have to offer me any funds to buy new books again  grin


tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Naija No Dey Carry Last by emofine(f): 6:16pm On Aug 02, 2011
WhyAWhy:
"The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said: your papa!!".  grin  grin  grin
grin
Forum GamesRe: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) Part 2 by emofine(f): 6:10pm On Aug 02, 2011
question weh no fit get head or tail
RomanceRe: An Average Naija Babe is a Slut: Don't Ask Me Why by emofine(f): 1:43pm On Aug 02, 2011
An average Naija Babe is a slut?

ok OP I guess you're mum's average smiley
CultureRe: "how Far?" Is The Most Popular Slang Among Nigerians Abroad. by emofine(f): 1:04pm On Aug 02, 2011
hehe omo, u know say Naija no dey carry last grin pijin na world wide lingo now ooh! tongue

I was chatting to a guy from Equatorial Guinea the other day, hin dey gbandun pijin wella - we for package am and sell am abi? lol we don start already sha

nufin do us abeg cool
Forum GamesRe: The Pidgin English Thread by emofine(f): 9:35am On Aug 02, 2011
I dey laff grin werrin? 
if pipu no wan yan again, me sha, I reash to tok nah, na so tongue
Forum GamesRe: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) Part 2 by emofine(f): 9:29am On Aug 02, 2011
narrate beta affairs jare. See how dis thread kuku quench now, sad pipu wey sabi yan betta matas mek una formulate mata for hia  grin cool
Forum GamesRe: The Pidgin English Thread by emofine(f): 9:16am On Aug 02, 2011
ah-ah una wan form yanga abi? no wahala I go spray am for myself alone  tongue

as I dey ,God don bless mi ooo grin  I reach to smile nah  smiley
RomanceRe: Online Love! by emofine(f): 6:01am On Aug 02, 2011
online "love" <----- (and I use that word very loosely) is a mirage in my opinion - shine ya eye.
PoliticsRe: How Did Ghana Survive Her Economic Woes ? by emofine(f): 11:01pm On Aug 01, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=725405.msg8835127#msg8835127 date=1312230721]any country anywhere which has a huge number of its population seeking greener pastures elsewhere, is not a paradise.[/quote]Especially one that has been relatively peaceful since it's existence.

Logba, all fingers are not equal. There was a time when Angola was the poster child of hopelessness now everyone has seen the remarkable strides that nation has taken - it's called rise and fall. Our trajectories are not the same nor is our potential, our problems are not identical thus our solutions will differ. All this "look at Ghana" or "look at South Africa" constant chatter will not guarantee us solutions to our own very different problems. For your information Nigeria's economy is growing.

*sigh* Nigerians are really diverse eh, even the Internet ones are a different band altogether *rolls eyes* thank goodness for reality - I meet sane ones in real life tongue
PoliticsRe: One South Africa Bank Bigger Than Nine Top Nigeria Banks – Banker by emofine(f): 6:44pm On Aug 01, 2011
houvest:
And so what? If it is true, they still came into the top 25 banks in Africa. Once was when no Nigerian bank made it into such an elite class but now they have overhauled many South African Banks. There is progresss,is what matters.Who knows what will happen in the next 5 years?
Exactly. Nigeria has come a long way yet some still want to saturate themselves in self pity and premature prognosis.

Progress come dem go complain, no progress dem still wan sing same chorus abeg wetin? All this giraffing at ur neighbours own want increase your lot, remain focused and stay in your lane jare. Nigeria - slowly but surely - is getting there. (smh) all this self depreciating attitude is becoming all too tedious and melodramatic.
Forum GamesRe: ~Positive Inspirational Game . . . ~ by emofine(f): 8:11am On Aug 01, 2011
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."


Einstein, Albert
Forum GamesRe: The Pidgin English Thread by emofine(f): 7:51am On Aug 01, 2011
I kangpe this thread, time don reash. Abeg mek wi kon yan better tins jare  cool
Music/RadioBoys Vs Girls - Game Over (uk Grime) by emofine(op): 6:31pm On Jul 29, 2011
Initially I preferred the boys version but the more I listened to the girls I started to fall in love with their version more  tongue

Boys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wpCf0FsZKQ[/flash]

Girls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev458ENOqZY[/flash]
PoliticsRe: UN's "3 Baby Plan" For Nigerian Families by emofine(f): 6:24pm On Jul 29, 2011
If this policy had been implemented in the 90's surely I wouldn't have been born  cry

My father was eager for a boy and finally succeeded at the sixth child and didn't even stop there so I'm just wondering if things don't pan out for some Nigerian men (and women) then for some families who desire a particular gender for a child (preferably a boy) they have no more turns after three strikes. Personally I don't like the idea of being culled (so to speak) however in my decision I would remain conscious to the fact that I would only deliever as many I can afford (afford not in cost but in terms of birth pain that is  grin)

I do not like to dictate how others choose to live their lives but of course I do not adhere to people borning pikin anyhow - especially as it affects society and inevitably the quality of life for the child.

P.S. It would be really intriguing to find out the total population of Nigerians if we factor in the children who have one Naija parent.
Music/RadioRe: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by emofine(f): 6:04pm On Jul 29, 2011
"If u dey crase my crase fit mek ur crase finding hiding place" tongue

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsNQwKt1Gus[/flash]
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Smell? by emofine(f): 4:44pm On Jul 27, 2011
1 % inspiritaion 99% perspiration  tongue
CelebritiesRe: Who Is More Pretty, Jackie Appiah Or Nigerian Actress Genevieve Nnaji? by emofine(f): 1:36pm On Jul 26, 2011
you know after choosing Jackie my eye don clear small and now Genny come carry my votes - thank you lovistic for facilitaing my choice  grin
PoliticsRe: US Removes Nigeria From Terror List by emofine(f): 11:32am On Jul 25, 2011
I bet they're just bidding time. The damage is done - innocent Nigerians have yet another stigma to contend with  sad

Now if Boko Haram can follow suit and free our nation from terror altogether angry
CelebritiesRe: Who Is More Pretty, Jackie Appiah Or Nigerian Actress Genevieve Nnaji? by emofine(f): 10:41am On Jul 25, 2011
Lol so this topic no get expiry date abi

Alright then lemme indulge in some frivolous chit chat for a min  tongue

As per the mata e be like say this question carry ambigious meaning, as if the OP use style to compare no only Jackie and Genny but na Nigeria and Ghana

If na Ghana vs Nigeria then my unreserved biased vote goes to Naija shikena  grin tongue

If na Jackie vs Genevive dem tok say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" so in this subjective mata the beauty that mine eyes behold na Jackie  cool

[size=5pt]dem for renew thread with additional characters nau abi dis thread no get space for Omotola? [/size] grin
Forum GamesRe: I'd Like To ______ The Person Above Me Part 2 by emofine(f): 10:40am On Jul 13, 2011
Baptise

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