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Nigerians shine your eyes. |
babaonpoint:Ok sorry !. I can actually help people get enabler jobs though. If they are really serious. |
Most of you posting nonsense comments, at OBJ's age your fathers will either be already dead and buried , be dying or disabled, but he is still playing squash. You should ask him to pray for you so that you will have long life. |
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EFCC accused someone I know of having 24 houses at undisclosed locations in Abuja! We have not stopped laughing since. He has promised to dash me one of those bogus houses when released to him ![]() |
Please who is TOYIN Abraham? Kindly show her picture. Thanks |
Now they are again reading their useless promises of last campaign in 11th hour. See No 7 ![]() |
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rusher14:They ALL attended an event without being certain what the event was about . They must be very unintelligent creatures with nothing else to do with their time. The Presidency has not only insulted Nigerians, they have also insulted the lazy service chiefs. |
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Never mind, we will give you a chance. If you f**k up we will again throw you out the same way as Buhari |
Machinesandwrks:Feel free to also share your request with other farmers all over Nigeria on the new farming forum FARM TALK http://www.farmtalkng.com |
Feel free to also connect with other farmers all over Nigeria on the new farming forum FARM TALK http://www.farmtalkng.com |
JerryZhang:Feel free to post all your equipment on the new farming forum FARM TALK http://www.farmtalkng.com |
.WHY I AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA!!! ........ODIDERE AYEKOTO..... *Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*. *At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*. *Had it been Buhari did not become President*: *1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*. *2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*. *3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*. *4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*. *5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*. *6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*. *7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*. *8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*. *9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*. *10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7* *11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*. *12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*. *13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*. *14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*. *15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*. *16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*. *17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*. *18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*. *19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*. *20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*. *21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*. *22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*. *23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*. *The list is almost endless..."* *This is Nigeria of 2016* *The Minister of Agriculture studied French* *The Minister of Education studied Accounting* *The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations* *The Minister of Power studied Law* *The Minister of Communications studied Law* *The Minister of Transport studied English*. *Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery* *Minister of Budget and national planning studied law* *Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine* *Minister of Petroleum studied Law* *IGP studied Agriculture* *I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is in recession*. *THANKS* |
Asumns:Sent |
How sad. By promising to privatize NNPC you have lost support of the North. You forget that NNPC is the honeypot of the North. Bye bye Atiku |
olumide4christ:Whatever your enquiries find, I advise you to only take your car to a Kia specialist otherwise your car may become scrap. One mechanic tried to sell me a new engine for a problem that eventually cost me less than 50,000 to fix from a Kia specialist. |
Asumns:Usually as I find, one of the following usually is problem 1. Car seriously due for servicing 2. Fuel pump 3. Fuel filter In all cases KiA can be erratic when fuel is low and usually filling your tank will improve performance. |
Asumns:Usually as I find, one of the following usually is problem 1. Car seriously due for servicing 2. Fuel pump 3. Fuel filter In all cases KiA can be erratic when fuel is low and usually filling your tank will improve performance. I will ask the mechanic if he will do diesel |
Asumns:Ok give me your phone number and I will send you the name of the mechanic to call. He is a KIA specialist but very busy and selective . |
Shoot a bullet at 45 degrees up and it will probably remain lethal all the way up and down ![]() |
Hum2020:Is it 3 or 3 1/2 ? I have the impression it is smaller than 3 |
Asumns:What model is your KIA? Where do you live? |
Nobody knows? ![]() |
How many plots is a land area of about 1950 square yards? Aboout 0.15 hectares |
Modphase:Height of buffoonery. EFCC recovers money from fake people at fake location and goes to court to order permanent forfeiture . What an arranged and badly written drama played for political gain . I mentioned just last week they will soon dig Diezani's matter up again to wake up their army of zombies. See what has happened. |
I have heard similar stories several times . Where does she live so that I can avoid that area |
Some people only came to check names. I am sure they are disappointed. ![]() |
Firefire:Have you ever seen that he pits of hell? Have you ever been there ? |
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