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PoliticsSir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Campaign Manifesto - When Nigeria Still Had Leaders by emonkey(op): 1:32pm On Jan 02, 2019
There was once upon a time when Nigeria had real leaders other than vultures and cockroaches .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nusFZxHZsew
Christianity EtcRe: First Fruit Is A Scam, Be Wiser In 2019 by emonkey(m): 12:52am On Jan 01, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
Una don start!!!

Una no even wait till Sunday!!!
No mind am o. Na so people dey take their head carry other person wahala from beginning to end of year and dem go dey wonder who winsh them , dem no go know say na with dm own hand dem take go carry other person sacrifice for road junction put am for head carry go house.
Christianity EtcRe: First Fruit Is A Scam, Be Wiser In 2019 by emonkey(m): 12:48am On Jan 01, 2019
babeosisi:
If you are one of those that foolishly give your January salary to your pastor, you have been sold a lie.
It is the invention of commercial pastors about a decade ago.

The Bible has no such teachings
You celebrate the birth of the savior December 25th and yet believe he needs your money to bless you.
That money is to satisfy your greedy pastor and has nothing to do with Christ.

Stop being pawns in the hands of these greedy men of mammon.

I dare anyone to show me where anyone surrendered their first salary to anyone in the Bible? You won't find it because it doesn't exist.
Iiu
Don't let people twist an old testament practice that has nothing to do with bringing money and make you act foolishly.

If you don't know what to do with your salary,go give it to your mother.

Don't be a mumu
Mind your own business. If you like give and if you no get don't give. God still loves you whichever way. Happy new year to you.
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 9:13am On Dec 31, 2018
Osun for Atiku 2019
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op):
Eledan:
So you are poor, may the poverty stay with you
And with your entire family.
Back to sender times 10
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 8:35pm On Dec 29, 2018
alen4smith:
maybe you want to get the looters looting again.for your information Buhari must go.................................................to the next level.
Yes o. Next level to Daura
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 8:34pm On Dec 29, 2018
Eledan:
Are you in poverty ?plessee let us know so we can know how to pray you out of it
Only people who love poverty defend Buhari. Abi you sef don get 10k Tradermoni. Congrats o! I rejoice with you. At last you don hammer.
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 7:48am On Dec 28, 2018
Osun for Atiku 2019
CrimeRe: Outrage As 70-Year-Old Rapist Is Jailed For 2 Days In Sierra Leone by emonkey(m): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2018
Thesia:
Stupid fool.
Is this how you normally greet people ? shocked shocked
Technology MarketRe: Personal Alarm System Wanted by emonkey(op): 1:01pm On Dec 21, 2018
What I am looking for is PANIC BUTTON for someone who may not be able to speak.
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 12:38pm On Dec 21, 2018
Cajal:
....do not mind them
IT WILL BE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ATIKULIARS AND ATIKULOOSERS AND ATIKULOOTERS TO WIN A LOCAL GOVERNMENT IN THE STATE OF OSUN
OMOLUABI NI WA
WAILERS SHOULD CONTINUE WAILING ON DANCING SENATOR
Don't worry the thing go do you like film next time. If you like go and bring both Nigeria and Sudan armies to help you win this time again, na Sango and Ogun and Sopono and Orunmila go kill all of them for us. grin
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 8:55am On Dec 21, 2018
ALMUSTAQIM:
SORRY WE HAVE MOVED TO THE NEXT LEVEL.


#PMB1523
Next level of what o? Next level of poverty? Next level of rigging? Please clarify grin grin
Technology MarketPersonal Alarm System Wanted by emonkey(op): 8:53am On Dec 21, 2018
I want a wireless alarm where someone can press a button in one house and the alarm sounds in next house in same compound. I want this to be rechargeable at both ends. Urgently needed for my parents.
CrimeRe: Outrage As 70-Year-Old Rapist Is Jailed For 2 Days In Sierra Leone by emonkey(m): 8:41am On Dec 21, 2018
70 year old rapist .
Haba you should congratulate the man na. Most men need to call Babalawo to come and get the ting to work after they are 50 years old. grin grin
PoliticsFriends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 8:34am On Dec 21, 2018
People of Osun State are not taking anything for granted this time having witnessed the daylight robbery that was the last governorship election. They are quickly joining the state branch of Friends of Atiku and quietly organizing to rid the state of the APC menace. I also joined yesterday o! Who can endure 4 more terrible years of Buhari ? NEVER AGAIN
The joining website is www.friendsofatikuosunstate.com

If you are from Osun State kindly pass this on.

AgricultureSuggest Topics For Agriculture Seminar by emonkey(op): 6:49pm On Dec 19, 2018
If you want to attend an agriculture seminar, what topics would you wish to be included so as to get you interested?e.g how to preserve green vegetables, etc
PoliticsRe: Why Is Garri Dear? - Dino Melaye's New Song by emonkey(op): 8:34am On Dec 15, 2018
Omeokachie:
Dino giving them massive grief.
I wonder why some people get so upset over Dino Melaye. He is just another Nigerian living his life the way he wants. People who hate him should go get a life of their own. Haba!
EducationRe: Olori Memunat Graduates From University (Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife) by emonkey(m): 8:26am On Dec 15, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
abegi
wetin u know abt women
ozwo
My God does not punish in that way
u are a demonic bastard filled with demons
fuc off my quotes
and do me a favor
fuc yur gay ass signatures men
what shud we expect from a blind folded monkey
Eewo, Science student
grin grin angry
EducationRe: Olori Memunat Graduates From University (Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife) by emonkey(m): 7:56am On Dec 15, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
one guy go dey do
ni ni ni nee
knee knee knee
ni ni
one corner
one corner
whr u dey
one corner with Amdahl
women fuc out a lot
It is people who talk like you that usually marry those kind of women . That is how God punishes people who talk carelessly grin grin

If you like don't read my signature.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Garri Dear? - Dino Melaye's New Song by emonkey(op): 9:42am On Dec 14, 2018
Trust Nigerians, they will always attack the person instead of commenting on the issue/message.
They will leave the issue of starving Nigerians and instead go about shouting Atiku is a thief.
Na hunger go kill una if you are not careful. huh
PoliticsWhy Is Garri Dear? - Dino Melaye's New Song by emonkey(op): 1:39pm On Dec 13, 2018
Dino Melaye has dropped a new hit single - Ki lo mu garri won ? (Why is garri so dear?)
See it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkPJ81nlzEo
PoliticsRe: Senator Binta Garba: I Hawked Bread, Moi Moi To Survive by emonkey(m): 5:41pm On Dec 09, 2018
mediaNGR:
The first Vice-President, Commonwealth Women Parliamentarians, Senator Binta Garba, has called on Nigerians, especially youths, to be focused and not be depressed because they hold the key to the future of the country.

According to her, people see her “painted face” and wish to be like her, not knowing what she did in the past .



She spoke in Abuja during the 2nd National Youth Economic Summit organised by the Christian Association of Nigeria (Youth Wing) in the 19 northern states and the Federal Capital Territory.

Garba, representing Adamawa North Senatorial District in the National Assembly and three times former member of the House of Representatives (1999 – 2011), said, “When you sit down here and see Binta with a painted face, you will want to be like her. But if I tell you my story, you will run away.

“I hawked bread and sold moi moi, I started working, did everything to survive, except that I didn’t sell my body. But God was so fateful, at that tender age, I never knew. But He only looked for the inner mind. This nation is blessed; over 60 per cent of the population are youths.

“I started hawking bread with N2 and became a distributor of bread at the age of 11. When you go to secondary school now and you ask a child, ‘do you want to hawk bread?’ The child will say ‘no’. Nobody wants to hawk bread because they believe it is a dirty job.”

Garba warned the youth against causing division in Nigeria, saying they should abide by the biblical principle of praying for the nation’s leaders, instead of abusing President Muhammadu Buhari.

Speaking on the occasion, the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Boss Mustapha, said Nigeria had been experiencing security challenges because of lack of values.

The SGF, who noted that ethnicity, had destroyed the bond among Nigerians, expressed sadness over the security situation in the country, calling on youths to lead the vanguard in restoring peace, security and stability by helping government to provide intelligence.

Mustapha advised the youth to report any signal that could cause threats to the public, adding that for the country to develop, everyone especially the youth should shun greed, malice, deceit, envy, slander, arrogance and folly.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2018/12/i-hawked-bread-moi-moi-to-survive.html
But now you don blow, abi ? Kontinu.
RomanceRe: Most Downfall Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends- Nigerian Lady Says by emonkey(m): 5:34pm On Dec 09, 2018
Rubbish. Downfall of a man is caused by having one girlfriend or wife with evil intentions
RomanceRe: Most Downfall Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends- Nigerian Lady Says by emonkey(m): 5:20pm On Dec 09, 2018
Downfall of a man is caused by having one girlfriend or wife with evil intentions
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of Daniel Shoneye, Nigerian Model Making Waves In London by emonkey(m): 11:05pm On Dec 07, 2018
Steroid body. A great way to die young, of multiple organs failure.
TravelRe: Lagos-Ibadan Railway: 2018 No Longer Feasible, Fixes New Date For Completion by emonkey(m): 11:04am On Dec 06, 2018
Never mind, we all know it is not feasible because it is the fault of PDP

It has not been possible becaus of 16 years of PDP
PoliticsRe: Students Kick As Osinbajo Visits OAU For Convocation by emonkey(m): 9:57am On Dec 04, 2018
Pajapaja:
These ones are looking for money.
I know them well well
You know them well well ? You go school before ?
PoliticsRe: Governor Oyetola Appoints Adeniyi Francis Adesina As Chief Press Secretary by emonkey(m): 9:55am On Dec 04, 2018
Aminat508:
@AMILOADED




Source:https://www.amiloaded.com/2018/12/breaking-osun-governor-oyetola-makes.html?m=1
So he had to go to Dubai to take his official photograph. Foolish people.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto For Atiku by emonkey(op): 6:14pm On Dec 03, 2018
servercodes001:
Is a lieeeeeeeeeee!
Sokoto state is definitely moving to the next level
Atiku has Zero votes in sokoto
grin grin
Continue to masturbate yourself . grin grin
PoliticsSokoto For Atiku by emonkey(op): 3:27pm On Dec 03, 2018
Atiku starts campaign from Sokoto

Buharideens right now: LET HIM GO TO US grin grin

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