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BusinessRe: Printing Press / Sublimation Printing Package For Sale by emonkey(m): 4:18pm On Jul 22, 2019
I have a brand new Ricoh Aficio Geljet SG 3110DN printer for sale
This printer is used to print media for sublimation printing. The carton is open but the printer is unused and never been taken out. I will give you a set of used catridges to go with it for you to refill.
This printer currently retails at N250,000 with new catridges. I will sell at N150,000.
Location : Ibadan
Drop your phone number and I will call/whatsapp you
Science/TechnologyRe: Paul Oloche Invents Solar-Powered Vehicle, Fighter Jet In Benue by emonkey(m): 9:34pm On Jul 19, 2019
18 year old Nigerian smokes Igbo and begins to assemble toys.
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Blasts Ikhide Ikheloa For Speaking Against The Bible by emonkey(m): 7:48pm On Jul 18, 2019
What a desperate fame seeker.

RomanceRe: I Wasted 6 Years On This Bastard Only For Me To See His Wedding IV On IG - Lady by emonkey(m): 2:02pm On Jul 01, 2019
ikechukwucaesar:
You are very sick
Sick? If you want to live the rest of your life with someone who will be calling you bastard I also rejoice with you. Wehdunn sah grin
RomanceRe: I Wasted 6 Years On This Bastard Only For Me To See His Wedding IV On IG - Lady by emonkey(m): 1:38pm On Jul 01, 2019
I rejoice with the man. A woman that would call me a bastard under any circumstances is not fit to be my wife.
SportsRe: I Slapped My Ex-boyfriend For Looking At Another Lady – Super Falcons' Ordega by emonkey(m): 8:27am On Jun 22, 2019
Who wants to marry slapper?
Science/TechnologyRe: Common Snake In Eti-Osa Area Of Lagos: Is It Venomous Or Poisonous? by emonkey(m): 3:50pm On Jun 18, 2019
Zammzammm:
Please nairalanders i need information about this snake. The snake is very common in eti osa area of Lagos.

This is the second one that I have killed this year in my compound . There are undeveloped plot of land around my compound, I suspect that they come from there I need to know the specie, and if they are venomous and poisonous.

Thanks for anticipated assistance
Nearly every tropical snake is venomous. Don't take chances .
CrimeRe: Romanian Immigrant Arrives UK On Friday, Steals On Saturday, Jailed On Monday by emonkey(m): 7:52pm On Jun 12, 2019
It is generally a Romanian tradition though. They prefer to steal something rather than buy.
ComputersRe: Soundcard Wanted by emonkey(op): 2:33pm On May 04, 2019
Still wanted
CelebritiesRe: "I no Be Tonto Husband, I Dey Knack Wella" Zlatan Shades Olakunle Churchill by emonkey(m): 9:17am On May 03, 2019
Mrop:
After Tonto Dikeh revealed in a recent interview that went viral that her Ex husband Churchill is a one minute man who dosnt last long in bed.

Meanwhile Popular rapper Zlatan throw subtly shade at Tonto Dikeh Ex husband Olakunle Churchill, he said " i no be tonto husband, i dey knack wella" in new yet released song.



Gist From Praizenews ; https://gistmore.com/i-no-be-tonto-husband-i-dey-knack-wella-zlatan-shades-tonto-dikeh-ex-husband
Ldiot. In 5 years you will be a forgotten musician worshipping your p^nis
ComputersRe: Soundcard Wanted by emonkey(op): 9:10am On May 03, 2019
Any serious offers?
ComputersRe: Soundcard Wanted by emonkey(op): 10:39am On May 02, 2019
offers?
ComputersSoundcard Wanted by emonkey(op): 9:02pm On May 01, 2019
I want to buy a used sound card in good working condition. Budget 10k
I am in Ibadan
Music/RadioRe: New Releases From Iska Music by emonkey(op): 3:54pm On Apr 28, 2019
1: Cactus Town Crew - Uptight Jungle Boogie
2: Cactus Town Crew - Tropical Dance Party
3: Q-Bangis - No Touch Me
4: Adam Thomas - Female Voices
5: Emad Sayyah feat. Ronny Heller - Jazz on My Mind
6: Eloy Sanamé - Solamente Tú
7: Café Duo - Morning Coffee
8: John Cashmore - Ocean
9: Stefan Schenk - Copacabana Club
10: Ilu Ara - Rumbata
11: Nomadic Fire - Lucky!
12: Oti Brown - Fine Lady
13: Wolfgang Edelmayer - Sometimes I Wish 2
14: Culture Pool - One World
15: Counting Clouds - Aiyetoro
16: Shareholder Tom - African Beauty
17: Cafe Royale - Brief Encounter
18: Ouchman J - Make We Dance
19: Tom Bruessel - Afro Folk
20: Sukurumba - Up the River
21: BlackFace Family - African Drums
22: Lopi Native feat. Em Lloyde - Let Me Love You
23: Jeronimo Project - Eat It
24: Johann - For You Tonight
25: Ivy Ensemble - You No Speaka My Language
26: Another Scope - Funk City

http://iska.space/content/iska-world-music-riot

Music/RadioRe: New Releases From Iska Music by emonkey(op): 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2019
1. One Kiss
by Lex Pole

2. I Want Her
by DJ Seip feat. Carlprit & Freysh Prince

3. OMG
by DJ One.Cut feat. Jeff Braun

4. Ain't Bout That Life [Explicit]
by Baby Brown & Idrise

5. Find a Place (Instrumental Version)
by DJ Rockmaster B feat. Maik Pinto

6. Coming Home Baby
by Metropolitans

7. How You Like
by Risasi

8. Radio [Explicit]
by Farhang

9. Imagine That [Explicit]
by Dontae

10. Can You Blame Me
by Trevor Jackson

11. Honey Love
by Z.Z.

12. Sexy (Antoine Montana Remix)
by Da F.U.N.K. feat. Dkoldis

13. Let's Get It on Tonight (NYC Radio Version)
by G Nyce

14. Do You Mind [Explicit]
by Gmd Babydave feat. CJ

15. Black Dancefloor
by Mr. Dave G.

16. The Arrival
by Royal Golden Sound

17. Lagbotiwa
by Deoba Authentic

18. Sometimes
by Z-tra

19. The Way to Paradise
by Dimi Dynamite

20. Be My Girl (Afro Beat Version)
by Pirostica

21. Everything
by Gaidz

22. Topmodel
by Hood Luv

23. Wrong Place Right Time
by Daniel D Henley

24. Merci seigneur
by Tanya Blessing

25. Curamo Cove
by Acrospire

26. Be with You
by Underground The Musical

27. Beweis es mir
by Dasoul feat. B.k.

http://iska.space/content/iska-rythm-and-blues-riot

Music/RadioNew Releases From Iska Music by emonkey(op): 3:39pm On Apr 28, 2019
1. I Believe
by Eddy Monrow

2. Skyscraping
by Colonel Frozen

3. Castles in the Air
by Alaska Range

4. Opener
by Free Love Junction

5. She Is so Fine
by Gentlemen of Rock 'n' Roll

6. The Old Lady (Seems to Be Lonely)
by Gregor Daniel

7. Ich will Sex [Explicit] (Metal Mix)
by Pia Magnet

8. Days to Remember
by Waits

9. Rock Me Baby
by Jessica Born

10. Cold Outside
by Alfers & Anneken

11. Out of Space
by Blackbox Zero

12. Clock on the Wall
by David Barratt

13. Resurrection
by Black n´Rouge

14. Cold as Ice
by Plusedion

15. Gimme Some Loving
by The Bow

15. Friendly Fire
by The Yogy

17. Mr. Mistaken
by

18. Behind the Scenes
by Electric Acid

19. Dagon
by Wendigo

20. Blue Ice
by Luca Altomare

21. Broken Glasses (Live)
by Cunz

22. Legalize Crime
by Marc Vanderberg feat. Paulo Cuevas

23. Smoky Chamber
by Acrospire

24. Summer Vibe
by Lauryn Mark

25. Dat Funkeleed
by Claudia Roland

26. By Your Side
by DS Hammer

27. Once as a Child
by Johnny Neon

28. Lean on Me
by VoiceU

http://iska.space/content/iska-rock-riot

CrimeRe: Is This A Scam Attempt? by emonkey(op): 4:27pm On Apr 22, 2019
SLAP44:
Sure
I became suspicious when she asked if my name was Dapo . The name on my bank account is Oladapo and not Dapo.
CrimeRe: Is This A Scam Attempt? by emonkey(op): 4:14pm On Apr 22, 2019
SLAP44:
They want to gain your trust so you can reveal more about your account, then they ask you to correct something wrong on your account by logging on your details on their link, and your money will be swept clean grin
I see. She was about to ask me later to confirm my BVN I think ?
CrimeRe: Is This A Scam Attempt? by emonkey(op): 4:08pm On Apr 22, 2019
SLAP44:
Confirmed scam format
I thought so too. I am concerned though they managed to find my name, phone number and then bank details. Where do they find this and what can they do with it ? Can they hijack my bank accounts ?
CrimeIs This A Scam Attempt? by emonkey(op): 4:00pm On Apr 22, 2019
Someone called me this morning saying she is customer service from my bank and she wants to confirm my date of birth. I wondered why customer service should be calling me on a public holiday and so refused to give the information. She hanged up annoyed.

I note that someone called me about a month back from another bank where I have an account asking for same information which I also refused to give. He also hanged up annoyed.

Is this a scam attempt ? What are they hoping to achieve?
PetsRe: Chimpanzee Pelts Girl With Its Feces At The U.I Zoo by emonkey(m): 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2019
Those chimpanzees are always doing this by the way.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Biggest Drug Dealers in Liberia, Nabbed with L$12m Worth of Heroine by emonkey(m): 4:39pm On Apr 09, 2019
LuciferYaweh:
For those who can't read, this summarizes the whole report.

Thank me later. grin
Wicked somebody
AgricultureWe Can Sell Your Farm Products And Supplies by emonkey(op):
Do you have processed farm products and farm supplies for sale? FarmForte offers you shop window display services in Ibadan together with soft marketing services countrywide. Initially Send details of your offer BY WHATSAPP to 0803 181 1137 and you will be contacted as necessary . No phone calls please .
AgricultureRe: How Can I Make My Orange Tree Fruits Sweeter by emonkey(op): 4:58pm On Mar 27, 2019
ogbongenet:
Get this organic foliar fertilizer and you will be glad you did
Where can I get this please?
AgricultureRe: How Can I Make My Orange Tree Fruits Sweeter by emonkey(op): 7:08am On Mar 27, 2019
Halezis:
Buy one big bag of sugar and mix it with water. sprinkle it around the tree 3 times daily (morning, afternoon and evening) for 1 month. You'll see the difference grin grin
That thing dey yer body. Better consult psychiatrist as soon as possible .
AgricultureHow Can I Make My Orange Tree Fruits Sweeter by emonkey(op): 6:51pm On Mar 26, 2019
I have a small orchard of several fruit trees. How can I make their fruits sweeter. Is there a chemical that I may add to the roots?
FoodUsed Food Dryer - Dehydrator Wanted by emonkey(op): 2:36pm On Mar 25, 2019
I am looking for a cheap used or new kitchen set electric food dehydrator for purchase. Emphasis is on cheap and in working condition. If you are located in Ibadan the better. Thanks
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Brain Surgery On The Highway And Other Stories By Rotimi Ogunjobi by emonkey(m): 7:04am On Mar 19, 2019
For trade and institutional purchases contact publishers : AM Books , ambookpublishing@gmail.com or call 0803 181 1137
CelebritiesRe: Kylie Jenner And Her Amazing Car Collection (Photos) by emonkey(m): 11:34am On Mar 14, 2019
To marry the girl just theyhungry some Nairalanders right now grin grin
PropertiesRe: A-4 Storey Building Collapsed At Itafaaji, Lagos Island, Children Feared Dead by emonkey(m): 3:55pm On Mar 13, 2019
amaniro:
Facts remains that most road side commercial buildings were not over viewed by competent architects which leads to the dilapidation of the building. I feel sorry for those children.
Don’t use English words that you don’t understand . And by the way an architect has nothing to do with structural stability of a building . That is the job of a structural engineer. Together with you I commiserate with the families nevertheless
PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole Hugs His Mother At His Polling Unit In Edo. Photo by emonkey(m): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2019
He has mother?! shocked cool
Wonders shall never end.

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