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Nairaland GeneralRe: Massive Python Swallows A 70-Year-Old Man In Dalaba, Guinea (Photo) by emonkey(m): 1:52pm On Nov 06, 2018
KingMicky3286:
See A Huge Snake That Swallowed A 70 Years Old Man Dalaba, Guinea .
Dalaba is a town and sub-prefecture in the Dalaba Prefecture in the Mamou Region of Guinea

See More photos on https://questionnigeria.com/question/see-a-huge-snake-that-swalloed-a-70-years-old-man-dalaba-guinea/
Picture of swallowed 70 year old man or adonbilivit grin
PoliticsRe: Sowore For President 2019 Thread (Policies)(Pics) by emonkey(m): 6:15am On Nov 05, 2018
He has potential . Good luck
TravelRe: 15 Things You Can Do When Stuck In Lagos Traffic by emonkey(m): 9:08pm On Nov 04, 2018
I actually opened and read some of this post. Wow I must be really bored. sad
CelebritiesRe: See What This Lady Wore To Party Showing Off Her Nipples by emonkey(m): 6:56pm On Nov 04, 2018
Nasty girl. Hell fire for you. angry

You can make cleaner money from my signature.
PoliticsRe: Thisdaylive Provides Excerpt Of Tape Where Lai Said Economy Was Beyond Control by emonkey(m): 12:40pm On Nov 04, 2018
The economy is still beyond their control anyway. angry
PoliticsRe: WAEC Disagrees With Presidency, Says Buhari Applied For Results by emonkey(m): 12:37pm On Nov 04, 2018
[]“The documents for application are a letter of application, police report on lost or damaged certificate, photocopy of lost or damaged certificate, two recent passport-sized photographs of the candidate, sworn affidavit for collection of attestation of results and administrative fee of N20,000.”
Biko where did Buhari find photocopy of lost certificate ? I am a Buhari fan o, and I just dey ask for academic reason. grin
CrimeRe: Suicide: Man Jumped Into Lagoon From 3rd Mainland Bridge; Died! (see Photos) by emonkey(m): 2:12pm On Nov 02, 2018
WayStage:
Wishing him quick recovery
I am sure you are one of the people always shouting Sai Buhari!
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Two Sai Baba Supporters To Make You Laugh by emonkey(m): 1:20pm On Nov 01, 2018
Very amusing
CelebritiesRe: Fela Loved To Bake Cakes - Daughter, DJ Shaarks Reveals by emonkey(m): 1:54pm On Oct 27, 2018
Ohraykon:
u just a big time fool
You registered on Nairaland just because you wanted to abuse me ? The ting dey for ya body grin
CelebritiesRe: Fela Loved To Bake Cakes - Daughter, DJ Shaarks Reveals by emonkey(m): 5:49pm On Oct 25, 2018
He was eating cake and talking Africanism and abusing white people. Fake black power activist. Why wasn't he frying akara instead?
Woman you have just destroyed your father's image.n angry angry
Car TalkRe: 2 Men Towing Car On Cart Truck (Video + Photos) by emonkey(m): 4:26pm On Oct 23, 2018
Na so God go dey punish my enemies. Amen.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Paddling Canoe In A Lake (Photos) by emonkey(m): 2:37pm On Oct 22, 2018
zoba88:
Sahara Reporters owner Sowore was pictured 'driving' canoe while on a lake.According to him,Nigerian has a lot for her citizens but our greedy politicians won't let it be.He wrote...

'The Day Our People Stood-still At The Bank Of The Lake Waiting For The Fisherman’s Son To TakeItBack
There Is Enough To Go Round But We Must First Stop The Greedy In Our Midst, They’ve Destroyed Our Lakes'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/10/see-what-sahara-reporters-owner-sowore.html
Mtschew! I thought they were going to show a picture of Sowore smoking Igbo.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Raises Alarm On Plot To Pass No Confidence Vote On Him by emonkey(m): 7:30pm On Oct 21, 2018
The hunter becomes the hunted
Music/RadioI Am Looking For Ojo Okeji by emonkey(op): 5:44pm On Oct 21, 2018
Is there anyone here who has ever heard of a popular musician of the 1970s whose name is
Ojo Okeji? I want to know if he is still alive and whe he may be found.
CrimeRe: Man Wakes Up To Find His Car In Parts, Tyres, Side Mirrors All Stolen (Photos) by emonkey(m): 9:42pm On Oct 16, 2018
Happened to me twice before grin grin
PoliticsRe: 2019: All Presidential Candidates Put Together Can’t Remove Buhari – Joe Igbokwe by emonkey(m): 8:11am On Oct 15, 2018
akelicious:
Joe Igbokwe, the Publicity Secretary of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Lagos State, has declared that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock in 2019, insisting that all the presidential candidates put together will not be able to unseat President Muhammadu Buhari.


According to Igbokwe, the ruling APC would not lose sleep over the emergence of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar as the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the main opposition party, stressing that the contest was going to be between integrity versus copiqrruption.

Igbokwe told newsmen in Lagos that Nigerians cannot trust Atiku because of the many cases of corruption hanging around his neck.


He said, “Let me put it this way, all the presidential candidates put together, both the serious and the unserious, will not be able to unseat Buhari.

“The contest is going to be between integrity versus corruption. And if that is going to be the parameter to judge, it means that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock. If corruption and integrity were to be in contest, then integrity must win. If integrity must win, therefore, Aso Rock is not vacant for now.

“There is no meeting point between light and darkness. We cannot trust Atiku with the keys of the national treasury given his antecedent. I don’t know whether you have watched Obasanjo’s video on Atiku.


“If there is anybody that knows Atiku very well, that person must be Obasanjo because they worked together for eight years. Obasanjo said some Americans came probably from FBI and said that they wanted to investigate some Nigerians and Atiku was one of them.

“After that, Obasanjo was also inclusive, but they couldn’t find anything on him. Meanwhile, on Atiku, there was a damning report. And given what Obasanjo knows about the findings of those people, he said that God would not forgive him if he supports Atiku. If Obasanjo says that kind of thing, then we cannot trust Atiku with the keys of the national treasury.

“Another point is what played out in Port Harcourt at the PDP national convention. It was a bazaar. It was an audacious and thunderous celebration of corruption, where dollars were used with reckless abandon to buy delegates’ votes. We cannot have that kind of person in the saddle. His wealth is questionable. Also remember that PDP told Nigerians that they had repented and pleaded that they should be given another chance.”

Full details at https://www.akelicious.net/2018/10/2019-all-presidential-candidates-put.html
Ode! Doyin Okupe said more than this about GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: Buhari’s Hand Too Weak To Sign African Free Trade Agreement by emonkey(m): 8:01pm On Oct 13, 2018
dumahi:
Haha! Those who preached the change to us are now shamelessly preaching 'change the change' & will again preach 'change the changed change' from 2021. Like leaders, like the led. BRAINLESS!
Yes, let us continue changing the change until we get the change we want. Presidency should not be a retirement office.
CrimeRe: A man was disgraced by a sex worker at Ajao estate, Lagos by emonkey(m): 3:15pm On Oct 13, 2018
Xcelinteriors:
Very cheap thing. 10k you can make in a seconds if you are focus in legit business. I get annoy seeing women that sell their body so cheap for money they can make on their own and still earn respect
Please where can I earn 10k per second. Please help me o. Me sef wan leave ashawo work .TenQ.
grin grin
Car TalkRe: The Most Expensive Police Car In Various Countries by emonkey(m): 11:20am On Oct 13, 2018
AutoJoshNG:
When you talk about the amazing car collections used by the police, Dubai would always dominate because they have a lot of luxury cars in their police fleet.

We are here for the most expensive cars used by the police of various countries and not just Dubai. These countries ensure they give their police powerful cars that can be able to keep up to chase anything moving on road.

Below are the most expensive police cars used in various countries.

1. United States:

The most expensive car in the United States police fleet is Dodge Charger, Police Interceptor. The price of this police car is $46,000. This is the iconic police car in the United States. No doubt you’ve seen one in one of the Hollywood’s movies.
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-car-usa-dodge-challenger.png?resize=600%2C353&ssl=1

2. Australia:

Australia has the Lotus Exige as the most expensive car in their police fleet. The price of the car is $84,300. The country had a deal with Lotus Car Company and they bought several cars from them for their police.
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-australia-lotus-exige-car.png?resize=600%2C396&ssl=1

3. Austria:

Porsche 911 is the most expensive car in their fleet. It is sold for $99,ooo. In case they catch a thief, where are they going to put him/her?
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-austria-porsche-911-car.png?resize=600%2C385&ssl=1

4. Abu Dhabi:

The Arab country has a Nissan GT-R as their most expensive police cars. The price is $100,000. This is one of the most aggressive cars ever produced by Nissan.
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-abu-dhabi-nissan-gtr-car.png?w=600&ssl=1

5. Qatar:

They went for the Porsche Panamera. The price is at $175,000. That’s a very powerful car right there.
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-qatar-porsche-panamera-car.png?resize=582%2C400&ssl=1

6. South Africa:

They are the only African country that made it to this list. They have Lamborghini Gallardo in their police fleet. The price for the car is $248,000.
https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-south-africa-lamborghini-gollardo-car.png?resize=583%2C400&ssl=1

7. italy:

The South Africans and the Italians have like minds. They went for the Lamborghini as well. The cost is still $248,000. It’s another privilege that the car is manufactured in the country.
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-italy-lamborghini-gollardo-car.png?resize=600%2C391&ssl=1

8. England:

The English men have the Lamborghini Murcielago in their police fleet and its price is $380,000. Mayweather have one of this.
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-england-lamborghini-mucielago-car.png?resize=600%2C364&ssl=1

9. Germany:

The Germans picked their very own German machine. A Mercedes Brabus Rocket CLS that is priced for $580,000.
The car had a world record in 2006 as the fastest saloon street legal car. It has a top speed of 227mph.
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-germany-mercedes-cls-brabus-car.png?w=600&ssl=1

10. Dubai:

This country is the king in the game of luxury cars. They have the Bugatti Veyron that is priced at $2.5 million. This is one of the numerous supercars in their fleet. They already have plans to add Bugatti Chiron to their fleet.
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/police-dubai-bugatti-veyron-car.png?w=600&ssl=1

https://autojosh.com/the-most-expensive-police-car-in-various-countries/
Dubai is NOT a country.
CelebritiesRe: Steff London Excited As Mosquitoe Bites Her For The 1st Time by emonkey(m): 9:32am On Oct 13, 2018
wink2015:
Is there no mosquitoes in the United Kingdom ( Britain ) ?
No mind her o. Go and live in East London and giant mosquito go bite you tire. Only thing is they dont give you malaria.
WebmastersRe: Drupal Developer Wanted by emonkey(op): 8:59pm On Oct 12, 2018
hostkobo:
Hi there,

Im interested in your D7 Website maintenance offer.

I dont have any open projects tho, but you can test me.

regards
HK
Thanks . This is not about content though. I need someone with beyond average skill and who can troubleshoot rapidly.
PoliticsRe: Atiku In Suit, Dances With His Wife, Jennifer Jamilah. Dele Momodu Shares Video by emonkey(m): 7:52pm On Oct 12, 2018
OgogoroFreak:
This Atiku dey make laugh catch me.

Person wey I no fit trust with my wallet, orna wan make am president.
How much is in your wallet ? grin grin angry
WebmastersDrupal Developer Wanted by emonkey(op): 11:44am On Oct 10, 2018
I need a Drupal developers to take over maintenance of a Drupal 7 website.
Must be able to demonstrate exceptional skill with the Drupal framework. Contact mail@websesame.com
Science/TechnologyRe: Caption This Tree Supplying Electricity by emonkey(m): 11:39am On Oct 10, 2018
xtophy1:
I don't know how ppl believe these kind of things... I'm an Electrical Engineer and I can say this is not scientifically possible. Its not even a direct current supply. Alternating current for that matterhuh
You ought to have easily seen that the green cable at the back is supplying power for the red or vise versa. Obviously there is a hole inside the tree.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Is A Case Study On Corruption In USA By Homeland Security. Pics by emonkey(m): 8:37am On Oct 09, 2018
Buterflyle0:
I believe you saw the authentic document with the seal of the US homeland security in the OP and read the contents.

Stop embarrassing yourself
Do you know the difference between investigation and indictment? Anyone in the world can be investigated.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Wears Female Aso Ebi To Abimbola Ogunnowo & Okiki Afolayan's Wedding by emonkey(m): 1:24pm On Oct 08, 2018
When will this thing be stoned to death? huh huh
AgricultureRe: 7 Things To Know Before Growing Your Cassava by emonkey(m): 7:03am On Oct 06, 2018
I thought it was the other cassava

*hisses and walks out *
TravelRe: Death Trap: Trailer Conveying An Unbalanced Cargo Container Seen On Road by emonkey(m): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2018
AutoJoshNG:
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/dangerous-trailer-bearing-container.jpg?resize=600%2C537&ssl=1

All the way from Orile to Western Avenue, this flatbed trailer bearing a container was this way.

As you can see, the container is not well fitted on the trailer and it’s not strapped. This is to tell you that there is no own tie-down devices or locks that attach the container directly on the flatbed trailer.

What is the fate of other road users around this death trap?

A very serious pothole can make this container flip or fall off. Hard braking and weight transfer can throw it off balance and you know the implications. A lot can be seriously injured or even lose their lives.

In as much as the authorities that suppose to put all these in check are not up and doing, we should be mindful of how we put people’s lives at risk.

This can also serve as a warning to other road users; if you see such, please do all you can to give them all the space they need. Ensure you’re no place near them. You might be thinking you can be smart enough to maneuver. Accidents happen so fast.

There are standard procedures meant to be taken before a trailer bearing a container can hit the road. Some of it include inspecting the container; ensuring it’s not overloaded and that it’s properly balanced.

Stay safe out there. Stay focus, be alert and concentrate while driving today no matter how knowledgeable and skillful you are.

https://autojosh.com/death-trap-trailer-unbalanced-cargo-container-road/
People like you only contribute to our problems . When you took the picture why did you not take it with the vehicle plate number visible so that the fellow can be arrested and prosecuted. Of what use now is your alarming report, or all you are looking for is LIKES ? SMH? angry
PoliticsRe: Foluke Daramola Salako Mobiles Traders To Vote For Buhari by emonkey(m): 4:51pm On Oct 03, 2018
I don't even know the top Nollywood actress. Is she the yellow one or the black one ?
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Thanks Ambode For A Good Fight by emonkey(m): 2:23pm On Oct 03, 2018
dotedote:
Lagosians aren't that daft.
We know that APC's worst is far better than PDP's best.
That is why APC is rigging up and down ? huh
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Thanks Ambode For A Good Fight by emonkey(m): 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2018
[quote author=Oluwalifted post=71748619][/quote]Automatic ticket ko, manual ticket ni. Ambode was a nobody until Tinubu made him governor. He has no value to PDP

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