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RomanceRe: Virginity Doesn't Guarantee Heaven - Daddy Freeze Says After Virgin Girl Bragged by emonkey(m): 9:03pm On Mar 04, 2019
realmedia:
"Virginity does not guarantee heaven" Freeze says after virgin took to Twitter to reveal why she brags about her virginity


OAP Freeze has reacted after a lady took to Instagram to reveal why she boasts about her virginity.

Talking about virginity, Chinenye said:


I brag with my virginity not because it’s a standard for women before marriage, but because it’s a standard as a citizen of heaven for unmarried people.



“But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;”

??Ephesians? ?5:3? ?KJV??

Let no one deceive you that it’s just a standard for women and then you as a man decide to live in filthiness. “Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.”

??Ephesians? ?5:4? ?KJV??

“Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.”

Reacting to her post, Freeze said:


Virginity does NOT GUARANTEE HEAVEN, don’t be fooled!



Christ called friends of the world ‘adulterers’. 99% of your pastors are friends of the world despite their ‘supposed’ sexual chastity.?


via >> https://onecornergizt..com/2019/03/virginity-does-not-guarantee-heaven.html
It is amazing that he believes There is heaven. That is an improvement. What a confused fellow.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bans Ajimobi From Appearing At APC Governorship Rallies by emonkey(m): 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2019
olas24u:
Your question is ridiculous!you cannot compare the civilization,the infastructural development,the education,the healthcare,the people and the politics with Lagos .we are in the 6or 7th republic and you can't compare.during the regional system here you must have lived and paid taxes for a period before you can vote or be voted for ,but you know the unitary has allowed people travel in a night bus from the east some where in Lagos on the line trying to vote along ethnic lines and not ideas and aspirations of the land owners
I see cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bans Ajimobi From Appearing At APC Governorship Rallies by emonkey(m): 5:19pm On Mar 04, 2019
olas24u:
London is more sofisticated than Lagos ,and you will sliently drop dead if you provoke their aspirations.how ever,Lagos appointmented an igbo commissioner and it has igbos in it's civil service and other agencies.
More sophisticated than Lagos ? Tell me how.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bans Ajimobi From Appearing At APC Governorship Rallies by emonkey(m): 3:54pm On Mar 04, 2019
olas24u:
A Yoruba person can't tell the English,that London is no mansland.
I am sure you didn't know the Mayor of London is Asian grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bans Ajimobi From Appearing At APC Governorship Rallies by emonkey(m): 2:34pm On Mar 04, 2019
Na so life be. Nobody wants to be associated with failure. grin grin grin
Too late. seyi Makinde has my vote
We will also do our best to frustrate Tinubu's stooge in Lagos.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Brain Surgery On The Highway And Other Stories By Rotimi Ogunjobi by emonkey(m): 1:04pm On Mar 01, 2019
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InvestmentRe: Election Outcome: NSE Capitalisation Depletes Further By N196bn - The Cable by emonkey(m): 10:35am On Mar 01, 2019
TheEminentLaity:
Yes, Yes! The thieves are running away with their loot. Soon there would be no more thieves in Nigeria, only honest nigerians. grin grin


Sai Baba!
Next Level
grin grin grin
For say you near me I for sound you ehn!
I know na play sha.
PoliticsRe: Collation Of Results At The INCC Abuja Postponed by emonkey(m): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2019
manz:
Hmmmmm! INEC just postponed collection of results at the INCC Abuja till tomorrow Monday ....

Fellow Naira landers, are you thinking what am thinking?
Don't be surprised if they change their mind and start announcing the results at 2a.m. They said Monday na, . Monday starts at midnight today.
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Emir's Palace As Buhari Defeats Atiku In 6 Polling Units In Ilorin by emonkey(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2019
Which one is mediahelm again? The cannot post figures, or they don't have them ?
Technology MarketFranklin 4G LTE Broadband Modem Battery Wanted by emonkey(op): 2:23pm On Feb 19, 2019
Franklin 4G LTE Broadband modem battery wanted. Original or replacement.

PoliticsRe: Ballard Report: MS Document Shows Otto Riech, A Senior Partner At Ballard Author by emonkey(m): 7:01am On Feb 14, 2019
alexpod6891:
The internet as been awash with the purported report from Ballard Partners stating that PDP will loose the election. Of course Ballard partners and PDP have stated that Ballard was not commissioned in any way to do a scientific polling exercise for Atiku and PDP.
Well, the report document properties say otherwise
.
The first picture indicates that the author of the report is Otto Reich while the second picture shows that otto Reich is a senior counselor at Ballard partners. This links Ballard partners to the report for sure...the scientific nature of the report shows professionalism and quality...somebody trying to develop a fake report won't go to this level of detail. However, it is worth noting that this may be the work of APC strategy group as well...the evidence provided however at least links Otto Reich and Ballard Partners to the report
As smart as you are you don’t know this can be altered even by yourself?
Business To BusinessLooking For CD And DVD Wholesalers by emonkey(op): 11:40am On Feb 07, 2019
I want to open a retail shop for music cds and also video DVD sales in Ibadan. Where can i find wholesalers who can supply me on sale or return basis ?
PoliticsRe: Federal Government To Establish Entrepreneur Bank – Osinbajo by emonkey(m): 2:02pm On Feb 02, 2019
StupidInyamiri:
The joke of Atiku's campaign is that there is a different first lady for every different part of Nigeria. Atiku has a harem of first ladies. If he "wins" we would have a league of first ladies including an American. We would be the joke of the civilized world�����
Brie, we are already the joke of the civilized world under Buhari. We can never get worse.
TravelRe: This Is What Happens To Your Poop When You Defecate In A Plane's Lavatory. by emonkey(m): 7:04pm On Jan 24, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
Are you totally and absolutely sure they still don't throw it down from the airplane undecided
Na so one Nigeria Airways plane fly over my house and shit land on top of my car. Bad people .
PoliticsRe: "it wilL never happen'' Fela Durotoye rejects forming a pact with Atiku by emonkey(m): 6:59pm On Jan 24, 2019
Insignificant twit. Who your pact epp?
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky’s Mother Not Dead, His Lies, Real Age Exposed By Enquirermag by emonkey(m): 11:17am On Jan 24, 2019
If I were mother of this degenerate creep I would commit suicide
WebmastersRe: 10 Tips On How To Increase Youtube Views By Yourself by emonkey(m): 9:26am On Jan 22, 2019
Buy millions of YouTube views for very cheap. http://www.iska.space/content/how-become-famous-artiste
PetsRe: Rapid Response Squad Dog: What Breed Of Dog Is This? by emonkey(m): 7:59am On Jan 21, 2019
Na Bingo
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh, Involved In Car Crash (Photos) by emonkey(m): 8:12am On Jan 18, 2019
Flimsy Kia wrecks Range Rover. Adonbilivit
PoliticsRe: 'APC Caught Sharing Money To Yoruba Traditional Rulers In Aso Rock' - May Ubeku by emonkey(m): 11:28am On Jan 14, 2019
Yoruba land is full of praise singers and ass lickers. Even the kings do it. Shame!


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PoliticsRe: See This Priceless Jab From PDP by emonkey(m): 11:15am On Jan 12, 2019
What shall we do with all these out politicians ?
PoliticsRe: See This Priceless Jab From PDP by emonkey(m): 9:09pm On Jan 11, 2019
So the thieves have only changed address while insulting their former address to take attention away from their current shenanigans .
I cry for Naija.
AgricultureInvesting In Agriculture Business by emonkey(op): 4:05pm On Jan 11, 2019
Agricultural businesses are the most lucrative businesses in the world. Apart from the low-cost of start up and running the business, agricultural businesses turn out a huge profit of up to 100%. With the increase in unemployment, young people are now embracing agriculture which was erstwhile considered a dirty business reserved only for the poor.
Agricultural businesses can be started with little or no training. You do not need a special degree to start though you may need to spend some time learning about the intricacies of the business. This talk will highlight, some lucrative agricultural business ideas and opportunities .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFiRw_XHpXk
AgricultureHow To Grow Watermelon by emonkey(op): 3:55pm On Jan 11, 2019
Watermelons are hot weather crops. They are grown over a wide range of soil types and under varying climatic conditions. The watermelon is a native of Africa, where it has been cultivated since antiquity.
Watermelons are widely eaten in many homes across the world and is an important source of vitamins A and C.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5hD-poIclw
RomanceRe: How Do You Manage The Urge For Sex? by emonkey(m): 7:18am On Jan 11, 2019
CALEB65:
Hey guys,

I know the title seems creepy, but let's just think about it.
Religion discourages premarital sex but have failed to tell us how to manage our selves when the hormones are activated.

Often times, you get the urge to engage the opposite sex especially those that are in a relationship and then you are confused about what to do in order for you to not engage in sex, you just want to make the feeling go away.

I think this is 1 of the reasons why we have adolescents indulging in the act and then leading to unwanted pregnancies, HIV and STI's and others engage in masturbation which somehow turns into addiction and becomes complicated at the end of the day.

So to those who have mastered the art of controlling the sexual urge, please share how you do it for people to learn
Very simple. Get a job and go to work.
PoliticsRe: Again, Soyinka Tackles Obasanjo Over Atiku Endorsement by emonkey(m): 9:45am On Jan 10, 2019
“[i]I saw it in one of the social media platforms where a quote was attributed to me that I said it serves Jonathan right that he married an illiterate woman. I have never made any comment on this woman,” [/i]Soyinka said.
Not true , you called her nasty names ..like hippopotamus ...
PoliticsRe: PDP Legal Adviser In Sokoto, Others Defect To APC by emonkey(m): 9:48pm On Jan 08, 2019
Who legal adviser epp?
PoliticsRe: Friends Of Atiku - Osun State by emonkey(op): 7:54pm On Jan 05, 2019
netpro:
Another scheme setup to squeeze the loots out of Atiku.

OP I hail you.
Funny guy. This organisation exists in every state of Nigeria. Your Buhari is finished. Kaput.
PoliticsRe: Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Campaign Manifesto - When Nigeria Still Had Leaders by emonkey(op): 8:56am On Jan 03, 2019
StillX10:
This man is celebrated but he was one of the religious jingoits of old times
Please what is the meaning of 'jingoits' ?
Some people just pick up words from other half-literate monkeys on the Internet and begin to parrot them without thinking. They even spell the word wrong because they have no idea what it means grin
PoliticsRe: Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Campaign Manifesto - When Nigeria Still Had Leaders by emonkey(op): 3:38pm On Jan 02, 2019
StillX10:
This man is celebrated but he was one of the religious jingoits of old times
Who put that nonsense in your head ? I am sorry for you.
PoliticsRe: Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Campaign Manifesto - When Nigeria Still Had Leaders by emonkey(op): 3:37pm On Jan 02, 2019
frankfrancis871:
sad



Stop mocking the late renowned tribalist!



Nigeria had no great leaders,

Nigeria was never great

and can never great!
Mocking? Why do you have that idea. I am sure you didn't even listen to what he said. You are the tribalist.

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