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LiteratureFree Book Download - Brain Surgery On The Highway by emonkey(op): 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2009
This book is available for free download without any question as the writer's promotion. Download at :

http://www.democraticpublishing.com/brainsurgery.pdf


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But the conductor roughly elbowed his way along the crowded aisle. He had more urgent business to pursue - such as seeking another fool needing change, so that he could join both together at the end of the trip, to go away and find a solution together to the bothersome change problem.
Emeka reflected philosophically on how this analogised real marriages: two people wanting change. And so they become wedded together by a catalysing event or entity; after which they spent time seeking means of resorting the change issue, so that each could afterward depart their separate ways.

-  from Telaestesia


Many of you think that once you have filled your stomach with whatever is available there is no more problems in life. Some imitate the white man by eating doughnuts , meat pie and hamburger with tea. That is not balanced diet. I can tell you that when the white man wants to eat balanced diet, he takes six eggs, twelve sausages, bacon, salad, a gallon of milk and so on. And that is only for breakfast. But I know one brother who because he wants to imitate the white man, he begins to drink tea from morning till night. And how does he do this?. My brother takes a teaspoon of sugar, a teaspoon of Bournvita, a teaspoon of milk; and he puts it all in a pail of hot water. And then he begins to drink until his stomach swells like he's pregnant and he's sweating like he's just wrestled an elephant. This is not balanced diet. It is poverty'

- from Brain Surgery on the Highway


Ras Taba was sitting on the aisle side of the only available seat on the lower deck of the bus. Ras Taba couldn’t have been his real name of course but it was the name that had occurred to Fred. Ras Taba was staring blankly through the window at some unseen wonders completely oblivious of his surrounding. The thought of being able to find an empty seat in the packed bus quite thrilled Fred.
“Can you move so that I can have this seat “, Fred had asked.
Ras Taba brought suddenly back to life looked first uncomprehendingly at Fred’s face and then contemplated the one foot distance by which he would need to move his buttocks. The required effort appeared quite daunting.
“Go upstairs”, he dozily indicated with his head. “Why you telling black man to move like eighteenth century colonial slave master ? Go upstairs “

- from Madmen in Brixton




Release. With Susan  away I really did begin to feel this extremely marvelous release. Therefore, freshly accoutered in freedom ladies and gentlemen; like my bird  that fled I resolved to pursue new vistas. I threw myself with vigour into constituencies that I'd previously only dared to  read about.

Now I can't quite explain how I got so attached to  Mark Currie  -  Mark  The Knife to you, okay ?  I met this bloke  at The Barking Dog. I wonder whoever it is that gives names to these pubs. Some drunk, I suppose.  Now The Barking Dog is not your kind of place for a family outing . Here, meet Roger The Rod everybody.  Minnie the Moocher just left and there's Poison Ivy just coming in. The Barking Dog is a new world; a new organism. Kinetic evil.

- from Just Dessert
WebmastersRe: Part Time Front End Designer Wanted In Ibadan by emonkey(op): 5:24pm On Jun 10, 2009
Sorry only local to Ibadan
WebmastersHas The Gumblar Virus Got You Yet ? by emonkey(op): 3:27pm On Jun 09, 2009
Your site might not have been hacked afterall; several websites hosted on  Linux Servers are showing virus alerts  due to an injection attack on packages hosted on the servers. The FTP logs of the infected packages indicate that the machines of the customers who own those domains are compromised and have been used to upload malicious content to their respective hosting packages.

What is a Gumblar Attack? Gumblar appears to be a combination of exploit scripts and malware. The scripts are embedded in .html, .js and .php files using obfuscated Javascript. They load malware content from third party sites without the user's knowledge. It also steals FTP credentials from the victim's computer, which allows it to spread and infect additional sites. Therefore, when someone visits an infected site they get infected and if they have FTP credentials for a website on their machine then those sites will get infected too. This explains the exponential growth of the exploit in such a short space of time.
What makes it different from previous malware exploits?

There are a number of aspects to this exploit that both make it difficult to remove and help it spread. Firstly, it is infecting users who are browsing legitimate websites, if these users are webmasters then it is infecting their websites by using their FTP credentials to inject the script onto their site. The obfuscated malicious code is dynamically generated. This makes it difficult to detect and difficult to automatically remove. Not only does the script vary from site to site but it can also vary from page to page on the one site.

Further Read:
- http:///m23ncu
- http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-10244529-83.html


What can you do ? What have we done? As a precautionary measure, temporarily block FTP services on your Linux Hosting Servers.
Shift to a secure FTP connection and reset FTP passwords across all Linux Hosting packages. You can later on modify these passwords from your website management panel. You should ideally scan your machines given its exponential spread so far.
WebmastersPart Time Front End Designer Wanted In Ibadan by emonkey(op): 10:37am On Jun 09, 2009
I am looking for a front end design guru to do some occasional work for me. You mus be based in Ibadan as you will work onsite.
Skills required : Photoshop/Illustrator , HTML, CSS .Nice if you know some php.

Please send links to your portfolio . Otherwise email me for an interview.
WebmastersRe: Urgent Assistance Needed With Joomla - Newbie, Willing To Pay by emonkey(m): 5:56pm On Mar 21, 2009
Drop me a line and tell me what you need to know. I can always create a mini-tutorial for you if you tell me exactly what you want to do mail@websesame.com
Adverts7 Days To Complete Success by emonkey(op): 11:37pm On Feb 27, 2009
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Even if for you, the recession is the continuation of many dark years of defeat, it is time to get out of the darkness and begin to live a purposeful life once again. In 7 days you WILL be on your way to a full, complete and extremely successful life.

Get more information by downloading http://www.powerpublish.co.uk/7_Days_To_Victory.pdf
AdvertsMarketers Wanted To Sell Items On Commision Basis by emonkey(op): 10:34pm On Feb 04, 2009
We have some really good audiobooks which have sold well to churches and  business executives.
We are looking for a few marketers to sell them for us on commission only basis. You have no investment only need to have a contact office to take delivery and a marketing crew to introduce them at offices and church assemblies.
If you are interested please call Tim at 08085007469

ProgrammingRe: Learn How To Build An Online Community With Drupal Here by emonkey(m): 9:01am On Feb 04, 2009
pintogen:
Why dont you try and post the latest Version 7
Version 7 is not yet approved for use. Get 5 or 6.
Also you can't discuss Drupal development in a single thread like this. There are whole WEB SITES dedicated to it. Look for help at http://drupal.org
ProgrammingRe: Learn How To Build An Online Community With Drupal Here by emonkey(m): 6:17pm On Feb 02, 2009
They've got completed web applications featured on main Drupal & Ubercart  websites and the owner was recently commissioned to write  a book on Drupal development.

@original poster
Correction
pintogen:
A Little History

Today, there's a proliferation of tools designed with Web-based communities in mind. Some might argue that the modern community model began with the launch of Slashdot. The code to build a Slash-like community is readily available. Some might point to the Kuro5hin community as the prototype. That code, too, is available for anyone interested in community-building. With varying degrees of administrative and user ease, these tools serve as a useful means to achieve the end of community-building.

Some, myself among them, believe that the real revolution in communities is underway at this very moment. The Web merely delivers the space in which communities form. Increasingly, those communities are themselves becoming movements with greater weight and influence than ever. The American presidential campaign of 2003-2004 may years from now prove to be a watershed moment in the evolution of online communities. MeetUp and Daily Kos are motivating Web users far beyond the Web sphere. They're providing the tools and space within which users motivate themselves and each other toward political activism outside the Web place.

Need further evidence of the value of community-building in politics? Look no further than two American presidential campaigns that clearly "got it," using online community-building to form and foster a stronger political voice than ever before. Though the campaigns didn't last, the impact of the communities they built will be felt for years and elections to come.

One strong example was the Clark Community Network (CCN), a creation of Cameron Barrett and the Wesley Clark for President campaign. Based on modifications to the Kuro5hin tool, Scoop, CCN provided a true two-way communication with Clark supporters and interested observers. Users were allocated their own blog space, with entries voted down or voted to the front page by other members of the community. CCN moved through creation to rollout and more than 5000 active users in less than six weeks. At its peak, the community helped drive the overall Web traffic of the Clark '04 site to well over 175,000 unique visitors a day. That's a powerful forum for both candidate and supporters.

But the best known political community of the 2003-2004 campaign was the DeanSpace site. Based on Drupal, both DeanSpace and its sister, Dean for America, were widely recognized as the communities that put politics squarely at the center of the online map. The focus of the Dean communities was more than mere discussion -- it was mobilization in support of Howard Dean. These communities literally took the American media by storm with their reach and power. That attention, at long last, finally pushed the concept of blogs and communities to the forefront of both technical and popular media reporting.

So, what is this Drupal tool that captured the fancy of even the narrowly-focused American political media? Simply put, it's an easily-customized open source package of PHP code that you, too, can use to create an online community. Regardless of your community needs -- dog-walking, Chinese checkers, Chicago blues, or politics -- Drupal can set your community foundation in place quickly and easily. Let's set the community-values proselytizing aside for a bit, just long enough to paint the basic concepts and technologies with a hands-on brush.

Installing and Configuring Drupal

Drupal bills itself as "community plumbing." You can download the elbow joints and drain traps that are the source code of Drupal at http://drupal.org. Version 4.1.1 is the latest version, released on May 1. The requirements for installation are minimal: the Apache Web server, PHP and a MySQL database installation. These are the recommended tools, though any database server supporting the PHP PEAR libraries will do.

Prior to unpacking the source code, you'll need to check a few PHP configuration settings. In the /etc/php.ini file, assure that you have the following:

magic_quotes_gpc  0
session.save_handler  user

PHP4 also provides support for RSS syndication and the Blogger API by default, via the XML extension. If you want to utilize clean URLs in your community, you'll also need to enable the mod_rewrite and .htaccess capabilities on your Apache server.
[b]
With the PHP and server configurations set, extract the source code and copy it to the DocumentRoot of the Web server:

tar -zxvf ~/source/drupal-4.1.1.tar.gz
cp -r drupal-4.1.1/* /var/www/html

Next, you'll set up the Drupal database using the mysqladmin tool. The example below uses root to create the database. Adjust your mysqladmin command accordingly. Following the example, the new database will be named "drupal".

mysqladmin -u root -p password create drupal

Now, log in to the MySQL monitor:

mysql -u root -p password

Create the Drupal user permissions on the database. In the example below, "drupal_user" is the database user for whom you're creating permissions. This user need not exist; setting the permissions will create the proper database entry. "localhost" is the local database server and "drupal_pass" is the password you're assigning to the drupal_user account.

GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES on drupal.* to 'drupal_user'@'localhost' identified by 'drupal_pass'

To finish the database setup, flush the privileges and log out of the MySQL monitor with the following commands:

flush privileges;
\q

You can now create the Drupal database tables using the create script provided in the Drupal package. You'll need to change directories into the server DocumentRoot, and execute MySQL, feeding it the database script as input:

cd /var/www/html
mysql -u drupal_user -p drupal_pass < database/database.mysql

With the Drupal database set up, it's time to dig into the configuration file for some minimal site-specific adjustments.

The Drupal installation directory contains an include subdirectory. This is where the configuration file resides. You'll need to set the database directory and the base URL of your site in this file. In your favorite text editor, set the $db_url line of includes/conf.php to:

$db_url = "mysql://drupal_user:drupal_pass@localhost";

This line sets the database directory for your installation. Next, set the base URL by editing the following line:

$base_url = "http://your.url.here";

This is the public address of your Drupal installation. With a mere thirteen small steps, your Drupal installation is browser connection-ready.[/b]

The first time you open Drupal, you'll create an account. This first account will become the administrator account for your system. As always, select the username and password carefully.

The administrative features of Drupal present a nearly dizzying array of options. In order to understand those options, it's important to first understand the underlying structural philosophy.

Understanding the Base Drupal Installation

Drupal presents every slice of content attached to the system as a node. This is, as you might have guessed, analogous to a network, in which every desktop, server and printer is a network node. In the case of Drupal, these nodes consist of anything related to the content of the site. The base nodes of the Drupal system include many pieces such as title, author, body, comments, votes, score, users, and authored on date. Other node types include polls, static pages, personal blog entries, forum topics, and book pages. Collectively, these discrete pieces form the core of the Drupal system.

In parallel to Drupal's node system is its scheme of blocks. Think of these blocks as the visible user and administrative tools. Blocks are a gateway for you (as admin) and your users to access additional tools or view information about the system. These blocks include login, navigation, most recent poll, who's online, who's new, and blogs. If you bring to your Drupal administration some PHP experience, it's an easy task to create blocks specific to the purpose of your community. In fact, the Drupal authors have provided a wealth of documentation to assist you to do so. We'll look at a few examples in a bit.

Nodes and blocks alone make Drupal a powerful, easily configurable community-building tool. But, there's yet another level to the system. The heavy-lifting behind the scenes of the Drupal installation is the module. Modules, in fact, control both blocks nodes. They extend the base functionality of the Drupal installation. Modules can be enabled or disabled and protected with user-appropriate permissions. Critical modules include:



admin - Provides all the administrative features
block - Controls the boxes around the main content
blog - Creates personal blog space for registered site users
user - Provides the ability for users to register and log in
help - Controls a deep and very useful help system
node - The core module that allows content submission to the site
system - Allows full administration of the site
profile - Provides configurable user profiles
tracker - Tracks recent posts to the system

The combination of nodes, blocks and modules is a powerful one. It provides user and administrative granularity unsurpassed in other community tools. With PHP behind the scenes and a MySQL backend, the configuration options are nearly endless. On your first login to the newly installed Drupal system, it's well worth your while to look carefully through the administrative and configuration options. You'll be startled by how much control lies at your fingertips.

Customizing Drupal For Your Community

Exactly what type of community do you want to build? Are politics the crackers in your soup? Do you lean more toward creative activities; writing, art, music? Each community type will have a different set of feature requirements. Political communities, for example, should always provide forums, hierarchical commenting and polls. You may also want to send new post information to the blog aggregators such as weblogs.com. These are features that can be enabled as modules in Drupal.

While political communities require high levels of user interaction, a community focused on more creative endeavours might need only light commenting and the ability to collaborate on community works. In a community of this sort, "extra" features can be disabled with a single mouse-click in Drupal. It's important to clearly think through your community needs prior to building out a community site with too few or far too many features.

For all the pre-planning, the final voice on features in your community will be the users. The flexibility of Drupal and its full default set of features make it easy to fulfill the needs of those users with minimal effort.

Occasionally, though, you or your users will find a need for a feature that can't be met by the default Drupal tools. If you're proficient in PHP, you can easily design, test and add modules to your installation. The Drupal authors have provided a wealth of instruction and guidance for creating these modules. Of interest to your coding are the following:


Writing Themeable Modules
Writing a Node Module
Using Profile Data and Writing Custom PHP Pages

If you're more interested in providing the features than coding them, you may find that someone else has already done the tough work. Sites providing downloadable Drupal modules include:


Sourceforge.net
DeanSpace
BiteSizeInc
Cortex Communications

Paying close attention to your user requirements and making the modifications to meet those needs will help assure the growth of your community.

Conclusion

The Web as a place? It's been that since the beginning. Email, chat, and instant messaging all contribute to the sense of place on the Web. They serve as gathering places where a broad collection of voices, given proper time and care, become one. The surge of Web communities, in wikis and blogs and political sites, is really just a return to roots. It's one that's taken even the mainstream media by storm. That surge has provided yet another glimpse of the human potential of the Web.

And it's a surge spurred, in part, by tools; tools like Drupal. With a little care and minimal configuration, you too can install the plumbing for your Web-based community.
1. Version 4.1.1 is NOT the latest release  . Drupal has gone up to Version 7 now (you missed out 16 releases of version 5,  and at least 10 releases of version 6) .  6.9 and 5.15 are the latest approved release.
2. Your installation procedure is also about 4 years out of date  and it is now a lot easier and more intuitive process.
AdvertsIt Business In Africa Looking For Sales Representatives by emonkey(op): 1:19pm On Feb 01, 2009
IT Business in Africa  www.itbusinessafrica.com  has just celebrated its one year of online presence with a first print edition. We are looking for subscription and advertisement representatives  in all African countries. Please enquire in writing to mail@itbusinessafrica.com

LiteratureProgrammers Wanted To Write by emonkey(op): 1:11pm On Feb 01, 2009
Programmers wanted to write How-To's on any IT related topics in IT Business in Africa www.itbusinessafrica.com .
This is a chance to promote your skills worldwide and be noticed by employers.
Post free  online at www.itbusinessafrica.com

PropertiesLooking For Housing Estates Outside Lagos State ? by emonkey(op): 9:20am On Jan 30, 2009
Does anyone know of any large scale housing estates located outside Lagos and Ogun state and their contact details ?
BusinessRe: Yoruba Arts And Crafts Wanted For Purchase by emonkey(op): 6:06pm On Jan 27, 2009
Interesting . Where can I find a list of items banned from export ? I think I will meanwhile stick to clothing, fabric, jewellery and prints/posters/paintings . Any takes ? RSVP mail@yorubaland.org
AdvertsDo You Have Information To Share With Students For $$ by emonkey(op): 9:45pm On Jan 25, 2009
For every post you make in naija Kampus kommunity forum (www.kampuskommunity.com) you get paid $ when someone clicks on the Google ad that appears inside the post. Where can you get articles to post? - from campus grapevines , from other forums including Nairaland . Join the new students' forum www.kampuskommunity.com and start making serious money while you have fun with student friends worldwide.
LiteratureRe: Blog For Dollars In A Literary Journal - Anyone Can Do It by emonkey(op): 12:53am On Jan 24, 2009
kay9:
Good one e-monkey.
No sweat write on !!
also check out the NEW Florida Literary & Arts Journal www.floridaliteraryjournal.com
and the older ThE Redbridge Review www.redbridgereview.co.uk
BusinessYoruba Arts And Crafts Wanted For Purchase by emonkey(op): 8:48pm On Jan 22, 2009
Please I am looking for a source of Yoruba arts and crafts in Lagos or wherever. We have friends coming from abroad and we are looking to present them with some items to take away . If you are a trader or artist please send photos of what you have available and your contact details to mail@yorubaland.org
Educational ServicesOnline Business And Technical Non Degree Courses For Executives by emonkey(op): 8:33pm On Jan 22, 2009
New ONLINE business and technical non degree courses for executives available from Headway Careers 
http://www.headway-careers.co.uk

- Communication for Managers
- Information Technology Essentials[/li]

Both courses use materials supplied by MIT .
Please see detail at www.headway-careers.co.uk

Freelance sales  agents invited.
AdvertsMarketers And Distributors Wanted For New Christian/motivational Publications by emonkey(op): 3:46pm On Jan 22, 2009
You can make steady income selling our Christian and  motivational audiobooks to people in offices , churches and Christian meetings.
Available publications:
1. As a Man Thinketh
2. The Science of Getting Rich
3. The Pilgrim's Progress.

Make 25% pofit off the retail price of N500 each.

Pick up sample at University of Lagos Bookshop or call 08085007469

Download  Terms of Business Below

PoliticsRe: I Hereby Renounce My Nigerian Citizenship by emonkey(m): 12:25pm On Jan 18, 2009
Quite interesting thread . We all feel very strongly like renouncing something at one time of our life or other - job , girlfriend/boyfriend , booze , cigarettes and so on . So no biggie here I am afraid.
PoliticsRe: Do Nigerians Have Any Heroes at All ? by emonkey(m): 1:09pm On Jan 17, 2009
As a matter of fact you can actually create a page for your hero at www.rateoga.com Who's who in Nigeria
TravelRe: Let's Boycott The UK Visa For One Month by emonkey(m): 12:44pm On Jan 17, 2009
I can remember that someone posted a link to a similar online petition some time ago . I am not sure how that went. Here is the link again http://www.rateoga.com/?q=node/136
LiteratureRe: Blog For Dollars In A Literary Journal - Anyone Can Do It by emonkey(op): 12:21pm On Jan 17, 2009
You can also do the same at The Democratic Publishing Project www.democraticpublishing.com
LiteratureBlog For Dollars In A Literary Journal - Anyone Can Do It by emonkey(op): 10:02pm On Jan 16, 2009
Friends you can blog your short stories, poems, essays, opinion at Lagos literary and Arts Journal (www.lagosliteraryjournal.com).

If you have a google adsense publisher id,  put it in when you register to use the site and begin to earn dollars indefinitely every time someone clicks on a google advertisement that appears inside your posts. You can earn revenue from your post for months . I think this is great for writers looking to get read worldwide and also make a bit of money.
TravelRe: Nigerians Abroad: What Advise Will You Give Anyone Relocating Abroad? by emonkey(m): 6:12pm On Jan 10, 2009
felifeli:
What was the baby's first word in that film "Meet The Parents ?"
Answer  : Aaaaaaassssss hoooooole  [ that is what the baby said; damn funny film] smiley
Everybody don't fight again o.
BusinessRe: Make Profit From The Internet - Today! Today! Na Scam Oooo by emonkey(m): 5:47pm On Jan 05, 2009
As a matter of fact I am making 5pounds every month from each of my 10 web sites (=50 pounds a month) by allowing a company to put only three banner ads on them. maybe not much but many people earn far less with Google adsense. You can take a look at this invite link if interested : http://www.money4banners.co.uk/?aff=15201
BusinessRe: Use These Ideas To Make Money by emonkey(m): 10:20am On Jan 05, 2009
We can give you an easy way into selling websites . Register at www.sitesesame.com as a partner and buy only two domain names for less than N5000 , and you are in business as a domain name and hosting reseller earning good commission income and with your own partnershop if you like. Go now www.sitesesame.com

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