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And the fight continued. . . . . .

Criz
What did u do to Hanni's dowry
I hope u and ur dad didn't conspire to take it
What did he add to it?
I even paid with Pounds and Diamonds from Sierra Leone

At all
Whats with out latest mentally retarded Specimen
Seems to me like Mgbeke feeling funky
Has he been sent back to the Egyptian zoo he escaped from.
Gawd i never knew people can go e-thuggery or even e-foolish

Onyii
Be sure not to eat Akpu and Utara in the morning
Better borrow some tea from Hanny and do some more gyming

Le Chac
Nah u still do human flesh haw
Anything goes. At least human lap pepper soup would be great for u.

Criz I didn't understood one bit of what u said


Ruby
As e be say everybody don deny am,
Maybe na from Ibadan zoo e escape from
Who knows, there might be a tutor on animal languages located therein

Onyinye
Ga kwaanu ebee?
Aka adiro ya ooh
But n'eziokwu, nwata nwoke aa awugo onwe ya n'ani
Ezigbote efulefu.

Criz
Where u a Chinese in ur former life?
Where are these langwayges ooreegenating flom


R.P
I think someone was actually released from an American zoo tonite
and we can see that he didn't do well learning the Animal language
Pls Chac get the Zoo warder to come pick up the run away animal mutant before o taa mmadu
Or better still, take him to your abbatoir for ur lunch and dinner. At least it will last u for three days  

Hannibal:
Anuofia!!!!
The OP of this thread would be disappointed at ya.
He is asking u if u feen 29 years is too early for marriage. . . .

Le chac ewoo evwela iwe
I doasnt evin knowed
Ok u must be a priest
U must rearn haw to be a ganster watching neighbours mtv base thru da windaw
ehm i wil be right back to tell u more

Chei ndia ka naatukwa mgbo a

Onyinye
Wetin do u
Gwagodu m ofu ihe ndi igbo mere onwe ha

Le Chac
Errm i think Clifford Orji is Rev Kings senior brother's cousin
WHere u at his establishment for ur formation?

Heyyyyy !!!
this is getting 'fightier'

Le Chac a Priest
Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!!
Anyway, u may be the next Rev. King

Criz
Pastor Johnbull is he the short one that worships under the bridge at Amukoko
Abi na Jamescow brother?

Where them dey now?
Person just go find debo wahala
E go hear today.
OMG!!! I never knew a roforofo was going on

Criz, Le Chac
Whats all this about Pastor Johnbull and Fr. Francis?
And we drew with the Chavs when both of u go t church and Chac even took communion?
We outta won now ehhh if u guys really go to church

Chamotex
Even if Arsenal are 10 points ahead,
I know when to get at them. So its not a worry
Not to write them off though cos footie has a way of being funny


ok that gives 4 points ahead of us right?
Not to worry, we will catch up.
We just need our game to pick up.

As for Mike RIley
I guess someone needs to shorten that his nose for him to see more
I guess RA's millions are making him go blind.

Hannibal:
The season is 5 weeks gone and United have only played ONE LEAGUE game at Old Trafford!!! Shocking!!!
Chelsea played their 3rd HOME game today. . . . . .How are these fixtures generated by the computer?
Roman Abramovic's computer prolly mapped out the league fixtures.

Fergie saw what we debated here yesterday.
Keep Chelsea's wing backs busy and they are toothless.
I cannot remember Ashley Cole kicking a ball throughout(Park, Fletcher and Hargreaves deserve some credits for that).

Bolton @ Old Trafford??
Let United's winning streak starts from there.
We need to go on a long run to keep in touch with the early flyers.

Isn't it to our advantage?
Lets analyse this situation.
Our poor start not withstanding,
We have a game in hand. And should we hit form when playing that game, then the only difference btw MAN UTD and the top team(s) shall be two points
We have 5points now, with a game in hand
Chelsea top the league with 10points should we win our game in hand, its 8points
Only two points difference which can be lost in a draw.
SO, WE ARE VERY MUCH WITHIN RANGE!!!!!!

Hannibal:
Why are u even arguing with wankstas??
Ronaldo didn't do well?? What impact did Drogba or Lampard make throughout the 90??
They were non-existent!!!
Cristiano was outstanding in me opinion and his freekick shoulda been a penalty.
Malouda raised his hand to block his face and handled the ball but that egg-headed Mike Riley looked away.
I hope the FA have a word with him. . . . . . .He was a total disgrace.

Our wingbacks coped very well. . . . . Chelsea did not create a lot from the wings.
United's midfield(Scholes in particular) was shambolic. . . . . .I cannot remember any intelligent pass he made to the strikers.
Berbatov will not play as a lone striker a la Drogba or Crouch. . . . .He needs clever passes to flourish.
If the midfield had played with a little more composure, we woulda scored at least 2-3 goals in the first half.
Our insipid performance and Michael Carrick's absence is no coincidence. . . . . .we need players that can orchestrate peach passes.

Frankly, aside from Fletcher who was doing well supporting upfront,
I am tempted to say Scholes is gradually going past it.
Ando even though he has been eratic this term should be given the chance.
With the way Roonie, Rooney and Apache play, Berba can't fit in
he needs passes like u said to flourish hence my question why he was included in the game
And mind u, he had no pre-season. I think Fergie got it somehow wrong
If u say the wings didn't suffer, then u just watched Evra
Even though he didn't loose it, Gary was ever shaky whenever he was marking.
And thanks to JS PARK for making great cover for for the left wing.
All in all, my main prayer is for Carrick to return. he isthe only player u can be ever assured of his play
And does he have an eye for passes? Find out from Arsenal. . . . . .
Ando still needs to add more precision to his passes.

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Somehow i feel our selection did us in
We should have won the game had we fielded our best eleven
There was no need for Berba to come in now and if Fergie knew Johnny Evans was gonna play,
Why didn't he start Brown. Gary has lost it and should be reserved for low profile games
If Tevez was there just maybe, we should have nicked all three points. Not to say the fraw was bad
And then, we need to be more alert. The defending for that goal was unprofessional. How did Rio loose that guy
Or rather, lets just say its the luck. I wonder what the blues defence woulda been like if Terry's red card was upheld
We need to chalk up the attacking play.
One thing i noticed though was that The chavs couldn't have scored from open play
The defence held them out.
They will have it difficult against the Gaynners who play their new style better.
I hope the season picks up from here for us.

I don't know whether to be sad of happy
Whatever situation i am in, we ought to have won the game
It was firmly in our hands until Rooney decided to add indiscipline to his goal drought
One thing it actually exposed was that Chelsea couldn't have won that match from open play
They lacked ideas on what to do with the ball.
As for Berba, i keep my punishment for him till further notice
I don't even know whether we flung E30M quid to watch him do ball control

For heaven's sake, what was Tevez doing on the bench. Gary shouldn't have started this game
He was totally shaky. It was just experience that helped him.
I am quite impressed with Johnny Evans composure. His performance really bellied his age and inexperience
He is also a good ball passer.

As for the Chavs, Drogba is gone past it totally. if i am to just to judge him with his two games performance
Anelka and Joe Cole I thought Chris Eagles was a blunt striker until i saw these two today
Joe Cole missed two one-on-one chances and Anelka, an empty goal mouth
Tufiakwa. Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!!!!!!!

All the same, a draw wasn't a bad result but i felt we shoulda won this game
I am waiting to see how far this formation will carry them.Arsenal will have a good game against them
If they don't fashion out ways to win Matches when Scolari's format fails

Debo
I can see u are trying to co-opt me into ur naked dancing abi?
U won't hear my voice not because of lack of words but to respect decency
Keep dancing naked u hear.

ndumart,
Hargo Ando and Scholes playing together will mean we will have no width
Thats not good for the game. two will do.
Let the flanks work.

What a dry thread

_{. . . . . . . . . . going back to the champions thread}

Criz & Tkb
I know we've all got issues with Oshea and his play
but our midfield is depleted as such that we can't have hargo go to rb
Fletcher and Ando cannot contain the Marauding Lampard, Stylish Deco and rugged Mikel Obi
Hence, it then boils down to a case of which is a lesser disadvantage btw Gary and Oshea at RB or Evans at CB with Wes at RB
I feel Oshea is a lesser evil. Gary is past it if u ask me.
His ever teasing and dangerous crosses which have become his trade mark have been scarce or completely non existent.
I used to marvel at commentators saying "gary neville's crosss" but its all disappeared
Lets see how sunday pans out.

Good a thing everyone is now cautious
This time last week, everyone was dreaming on how the scousers would be raped
But the fear and anxiety is palpable. I can touch it  
Nothing do us sha we go see as we go take do am
Chelsea go know say dem don jam rock.

Who says its the capitalists world alone
Proletariats also get something especially when u are good
Whats the frequency for the new fm station

I think Oshea should be used at RB while Hargo goes to the Midfield
Wes Bee goes to partner Rio
Fact is that with Ronaldo in the line up,
Bosingwa's run down the right flanks will be greatly reduced
let him ask Essien what happened to him in Moscow
And then the need for defensive stability informs my choice of J.S Park

Cristalz:
@J-K

No be fight.  .  .i'm just teasing him. He knows na. Abi no be so, debozza?

Its just.  .  .hez using all this big grammar to define ''tapping'', and.  .  .what self-respecting boarder calls tapping ''tapping up''?   It was just so funny when i saw it. I couldn't resist saying something.

I bet u were at FG(G)C right?

Debozza, take corrections aiight

dayokanu:
Criz,
You know I don't  attack people. Hannibal tries to make me do atimes but I always resist him. Then one thing called darefestus  too I guess he is  looking for attention. and I am not going to make his day. His aim is to talk to some human.
Check all my post I don't attack people unless its in response to some earlier diss but some people are not worth the effort.
I know we all have human faces behind the monitor. How would it be to see hannibal after his drivel
Imagine you seeing hannibal working as a gentleman somewhere?

Criz,
Tell these adults to stop this shit. Maybe they need a feminine touch after the frustration of this season.
Criz, offer a prize like A full hug for the first to stop and half current(side hug) for the other
In fighting is the last thing you need before visiting Stanford Bridge. Both of them are my buddies from wayback. But see what Man Utd has turned them into.
Spell it out Dude

OMG !!!!!!! this is the most hilarious thing i have heard from Dayokanu
I can't believe he's trying to be a gentleman
Give it to him though, he has tried not to respond to the disses
I just just hope its not because he's ran out of ammo

And for the hug present from Criz
hmm i just hope its not an April fool.
Lets see who drops the gauntlet first

tkb417:
@Emperoh
It seems you like Cristalz,
Plzz, shes still a baby. Ok? try mukinatu
hehehehe

You should tell me you want to yab and diss me
Mukinatu abi Mukinazza, a la Criz
Chei!!!! This guy u no like me at all
Anyway, i will take this as a slip of the finger
Until it happens again. . . . .  . . . . .

Mancs
Johnny Evans in central defence?
You guys gotta be kidding me right
Not with a marauding Drogba
If it were one Mr. Anelka who has been playing terribly and firing blanks but manages to score,
then no problem. Joe Cole and Lampard are another problem.
Its just that i can't really get the perfect formation these guys play
Lampard, Deco Mikel all together.
Well lets see how it goes
I feel Fletcher should start. he's experiencing some form of late
and i think i loved his link up play with Hargo on wednesday
Someone needs to box Deco into the box because he's their engine
then force Mikel to cup a yellow in the first 25mins
That way, we will able to limit their movements. I really think we should get a win at Stamford Bridge
But given their form and out horrible start, a draw won't be a bad result.
But we can't afford another loss.
Save for Carricks injury, i would have loved to see Wes Brown at CB while Hargo goes to the RB
But then. . . . i know a lot of people will object due to Bosi[b]ngwa[/b]'s _{(sounds like a town in abia state)}pace
But Oshea should come into the RB position. Evans is good but dudes, experience matter a whole lot here.
Ronaldo should start. I don't know who to bench of Rooney and Tevez but i feel Rooney should stay on the bench
But lets see how it pans out. I do love to see a great game though.


VDS
O'shea Wes Ferdinand Evra

Ronaldo Hargo Fletcher Park

Tevez
Berbatov


Bench

Kitkat
Nani
Ando
Giggs
Evans

Cristalz:
Why una dey provoke tkb like this na
Lol @ fire back. Prove your street credibility

tkb nor mind them jor. Come and take one small hug

HMMMMM

Anyway, me mouth remain ferme
Just don't give to another what belongs to munwa


Superstan
Its not about the strongest squad
Every United team is strong
Its more about the formula that works best.

Joe b
Soo sad to hear about the unfortunate incident
May God give u the fortitud to bear that loss
And also grant him eternal rest in heaven.

Manc what formation are we looking forward to on Sunday?

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Chineke I fukwa motor
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Come get me that luga and 9mm shiny
The First Bank opposite my office is in trouble

Jenju u will know if the operation is successful
Because the next batch of that car coming to Nigeria will be in me name

jenju:
woosa:

Good news! My insiders tell me that your car has ben staged to depart with the ship, as booked. The ship will leave the east coast September 19 and head directly for Lagos. Lagos ETA is Sept 30. Bill of Laden that will confirm my insider's information should become available next Monday or Tuesday

Does it then mean that the car will be in Lagos port September 30?

Siena:
Exactly. Unless it was a marine engine built in 1905!!

A straight-8? As in I8 configuration??

Good God man, where do you get all this?
With a straight 8, the motor would probably protrude into the passenger compartment.
Or the engine would be hanging over the front bumper!
Where would the radiator be placed then? In the trunk??

A BMW 540i is a V8 motor, and completely unmistakable.
And as the badge designation indicates, it's a 4,0L, twice the capacity you've posted in your opening statement!

Not calling you a liar at all, but I feel you know little about the car you're advertising.
Is this car in your possession yet?

VERY much in my possession
Two pictures of the engine will confirm for you.

Well another stalemate
I don't know if i am being impatient or just being afraid
We raised our game today but then we couldn't breakdown their stubborn defense
I thought CR7 and Ando should have been introduced earlier on
All the same, the next match shall determine a lot to some extent.

I just hpe we nick some point at Stamford Bridge
I need a fair result from that match
But why was Berba rested?

@Amigoes
So where do u belong my brother
Window shopper, impulse buyer, or just waka pass
Don't mind me jokes ooh