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Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by Emperoh(m): 4:24pm On Oct 13, 2008
ooo u are even denying. . . . don;t make it worse for you ooh

Because i will tell daddy and mummy how u did it with him
what you were saying and how long his manschaft was grin grin

infact if you deny again, i will ask Okija shrine to strike you dumb if you did it
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by Emperoh(m): 4:21pm On Oct 13, 2008
Ou est studio43, il a ete expose.

Lysaaaa why did you do it now. . . . .
Shey daddy and mummy warned youhuh?
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by Emperoh(m): 4:15pm On Oct 13, 2008
Princessa
Beware, by the time the scopion stings you, i malu how far?

As for cash, this thread is very rich so choose whom you want from amongst the numerous. .
Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by Emperoh(m): 4:06pm On Oct 13, 2008
Lysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So inspite of Mummmy and Dadddy's warning you went and did that thing that he normally does with Ekaette if mummy is not around
And with no other person but Scopion.
I will tell for you. Even when mummmy told you that you can get a baby with it.


But wait, was it sweeet. . . . because whenever daddy is doing it, he will be moaning.
"its sweet ooh! I gbuo m oo!". . ,  . . . . , 
U kno wi used to peep grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: White Woman's Opinion Of Black Women by Emperoh(m): 3:56pm On Oct 13, 2008
Lenghty??
Una go skool at all??



You way say yes, how u take pass examhuh
Yesss you. . . . i say na you no dey look me. . . .
How u take pass examhuhhuhhuhhuh




It was lenghty but interesting??
Romance › Re: Is It Just Me? by Emperoh(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2008
sistawoman:
Additionally as for my baby girl, she will have the same training I did, and I never embarrassed myself by being that crazy, stalking, can't stop calling girl. I have never ever done it. And I will train her to never ever do it.

Heart break is something i can't stop, but making a fool of yourself is something i can give her the tools to avoid. No matter how much you love a man you should never loose your self respect.

And what the hell does me being married have to do with me coming to the defence of family and friends who have been there for me and will always be there for me. Do i stop being a friend, sister, aunt, cousin, niece when i get married?
I wonder if you learnt what u know today about relationships and guys from what Momma taught you.
You might say yes, but thats what you told us as we don't know what happened.
You will train your girl but the society, friends, peers and real life experience will also teach her.
Moreso, you seem to be forgetting that the ever changing face of issues like this will everly affect the way they take decisions
when she eventually comes of age.
Don't overlook that factor. The best you can do for your daughter is to give her the necessary and fundamental guidance and direction.
She will do the most learning and forming of her own character from what she sees, experiences and understands about issues in life

You are also sounding more like policing her through teenage into adulthood.
Not to worry, i hope we will all still be available on Nairaland when she rebels and you run here for help.

As for the girls, allow the guys to be brave for once, even if its the last thing they do,
let them finish off what they started. You should know better babe. .  .
When they were wooing, sweet talking and "boning" like someone put above,
i doubt if you were ever contacted. So let him tell the babe off.

Thank your stars say no be Waffi babe, Niger Delta for don visit you grin
Nairaland for don dey contribute moeny wey them go use pay ransome for your release by now grin grin
Romance › Re: Is It Just Me? by Emperoh(m): 10:27am On Oct 13, 2008
Sistawoman,
I think you are just drinking Panadol on another person's headache.
Where u there when he was enjoying the babe?
Now it turns out he doesn't want him again and you become the go between?
Let him sort out what he started.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 10:50pm On Oct 11, 2008
Mancs
I bet u guys didn't xpect A-40 and his fellow Gayners to come here and tell u that Walcot was wack. Even if he was worse than Ogbechie at Korea Japan 2002. The most important thing is that wayne is in form and he scored.
Where is that cud chewing bragger called Dayokanu aka DDK. He must be halucinating about Podolski and the Manschaft. Am waiting for him to come here and regurgitate that Podolski and Klose up are better than Rooney.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 8:01pm On Oct 11, 2008
Criz
Nah it was you i saw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 7:09pm On Oct 11, 2008
Where is Dayo akamu?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 6:24pm On Oct 11, 2008
Hmm le chac i bet the English fa made a mistake appointing Capello. It shoulda been you.
Tell me whats happening at the English game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:39pm On Oct 11, 2008
Is anyone watching the English game?
Queen Criz,
I saw someone like you at the VIP stand at Wembley, Could that be you? Are that in love with Wayne Rooney?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:37pm On Oct 11, 2008
All settled, can someone go tell ddk to take his hatred chez les chavs et gaynner. Here we tolerate reasonable and teachable haters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 11:52am On Oct 11, 2008
@ Nyabinghi
U may just have stepped on a landmine. Not to say u didn't make a point. But it must be said that occassional jibes be thrown by ONLY THOSE who can stand it and stay within the argument.
Sauron dey yab no doubt but i haven't seen him attack an opponents character. If we can yab within d ambits of our argument, then no wahala. It adds some fun to our differences. I Don't support character assasination and issues bothering on academic and personal achievements. Afterall no one is paying anothers fees here or feeding anyone so lets keep it clean.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:24am On Oct 11, 2008
I am suprised no one has talked about the beast himself Bakary Sagna. That one na french devil. No be only say e WOGLY, e black join am. With head like Smeagol own. Chai!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:23am On Oct 11, 2008
I am suprised no one has talked about the beast himself Bakary Sagna. That one na french devil. No be only say e WOGLY, e black join am. With head like Smeagol own. Chai!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 8:27pm On Oct 10, 2008
O Lawd pls let the Blind see. . . . . . . . . grin grin
Romance › Re: Someone Help: ! by Emperoh(m): 1:11pm On Oct 10, 2008
@Poster
What do you want in your woman?
Immediately you answer this question, your problem is half solved.
If your ex has it, ask the other lady to quit your life and fit for a life with your ex

AND IF YOU NEW WOMAN HAS IT ALL, then start looking for a new job.
And create the distance immediately.
Romance › Re: Help! After Our Breakup He Is Now Telling Everyone He Disvirgined Mi.why? by Emperoh(m): 1:01pm On Oct 10, 2008
Mistake 1: You shouldn't be found dating someone at your age. You just needed guys as friends at least to study them and know what they are like. of you had done this, you would have realised that you were about to date a toddler.

Mistake 2: Whats the fascination that within a short while dating, you gave him access to your most priced asset. mba nu!! Now he is using it against you. If you had adhered to the first rule, you would have know when sex comes in in a relationship.

Mistake 3: You weren't emotionally mature to handle a break up hence not ready for a relationship.

Remedy: First of all, face your studies and limit your presence in your area. Avoid him, his friends, if possible take a little break fromt that environment. Whenever anyone tries to ask you anything about that issue, pls don't try to argue or justify, ignore the question and wave it aside.
This guy, mark my words, will come back to you. If not now later on. Unless there is a full separation before u guys reach adulthood. Pls ACCEPT his apology be friends with him, BUT keep him at arms lenght. HE IS NOT WORTH YOUR FRIENDSHIP. If he can go around castigating you as such.


Generally what baffles me s why people look at it as if its the guy that is permitted to have sex. He should be ashamed of himself.
Romance › Re: Are Guys Becoming Randier These Days? by Emperoh(m): 8:51am On Oct 10, 2008
sistawoman:
I think i am being mis-understood.

I am not saying don't approach me, because i love the attention. grin grin grin


What I am saying is when i turn you down, tell you I am happily married and not looking then keep it moving. Must you stand there and continue to harass me. You only embarrass yourself.
Them they pest MARRIED for face?
And how am i supposed to know that your know is not an indication of 'try harder next time'?
If you want the attenction, then be ready to play with the advantages and disadvantages of attention.
But wait ooh, if i may ask, what if the attention stops coming, what impression does it create in you?
Romance › Re: She Has A Fiance, I Have My Baby, But We Can't Keep Our Hands Off Each Other by Emperoh(m): 8:37am On Oct 10, 2008
Whats the puzzle to be solved herehuhhuh??

If you are tired of enjoying free sex then quit and do so now.

I just feel either the story isn't true because of the details u went into
Or you just don't know what self control is.
Autos › Re: Big Boys & Girls Only! Which Should I Buy, A Lincoln, An Escalade, Q7 Or An Ml: by Emperoh(m): 8:26am On Oct 10, 2008
Any of them really
At least not just pu ssie but also h i v. . . . .
abi you need any sort of a i d s. . . . . . tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:49pm On Oct 09, 2008
Dayokanu and his jaundiced and fit-for-museum analysis.
Chei. . . ,
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Not Date A Married Man by Emperoh(m): 5:06pm On Oct 09, 2008
Opuro
Its not aabout admitting to it or not
But accepting the reasons why its wrong.

Those who indulge in it are not looking for long term relationship
But rather the financial, social and economic benefits.

A girl in my class back then in school, was well known as an Aristo.
One day, she had a serious quarrel in class with another babe.
Do you know one of her points. . . , . . .

HOW MANY SUGAR DADDIES U DON DATEhuhhuh?? shocked shocked shocked
'u go dey dey do house wife for one stupid church rat u call boyfriend, ur mates go dey meer people dey make money'. grin grin

Chei!! UMU NWANYI!!!!
Emechaa unu asi n'o bu umu nwoke bu nsogbu unu. . . . . .
Romance › Re: Are Guys Becoming Randier These Days? by Emperoh(m): 4:54pm On Oct 09, 2008
The world is fast changing and the rise in immorality is record high
Ladies are seeking attention and the guys won't be outdone

Naturally, a man is randy and reacts to sight and imagination
The only difference is that some choose to allow self discipline manifest
while others let things or rather allow nature to run its course.

If you dress provocatively and at the end say you hate men approaching you,
whats the sense in it.

Its just like putting rat poison and complain that it caught lots of rat and as such not tenable

Its not a reason though for men to misbehave. But ladies, what you sow, you reap.
Romance › Re: Vanilla Pata by Emperoh(m): 4:38pm On Oct 09, 2008
Suck what is supposed to be sucked to give pleasure
And go your way. anything aside this is looking for . . . . . .
Romance › Re: Can U Maintain A Long Distance Relationship & What Can U Do To Make It Work? by Emperoh(m): 4:06pm On Oct 09, 2008
I bet it all depends on who is invloved
If you are an impatient person, don't venture into it
If you find it hard to trust people, don't try it
If you are not resilient, don't go near it.

As for me, out of site is out of mind. I need her close by especially in difficult times
My heart will most certyainly tilt towards that person that gives me more attention.
Sooo it a 50 50 game. If you are emotionally strong and physically capable to withstand the situation, you can do it.
Romance › Re: My Ex Want Me Back by Emperoh(m): 2:12pm On Oct 09, 2008
I think you shuld just fix an appointment and hear this guy out.
There and then you can factor out what he really wants
It will be a fatal mistake to agree to go back to him straight away.
Take sometime though secretely to observe him. Just give him the impression that all is well
But at the same time, see if he has the qualities you seek in your prospective hubby.
Else just politely take the walk.

From your explanation above, it doesn't seem there was a bitter quarrel before you left him
There is always a second chance in an affair after which it shouldn't be given any more trial.

My advice; JUST HEAR HIM OUT AND ACCESS HIM.
Romance › Re: Someone Help: ! by Emperoh(m): 1:51pm On Oct 09, 2008
@Poster
I think you were too hasty in letting her go.
Even if you were pretending to love her, you ought to have given the father a good run for his money
The way you ended the affair sounds like either of you were looking for a reason to be separated.

Being in the same office, its just about maturity and not allowing your relationship to interfere with your job.
But the best option is that either of you should begin a job hunt right away assuming you are no longer interested in the relationship.
if you truly believe in his father's missionary/religious calling, then there is a reason to leave her.
But if it is otherwise, then there is NO reason why you should leave that girl because you say you love her.

If you ask me, let God forstall that marriage in his own way. if you pray so well about it, one way or the other,
that marriage will be called off in the most divine and stress free manner beyond your own understanding.

Or better still pray well to be with her. afterall, God answers prayers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 12:45pm On Oct 09, 2008
Eastbay & Co.
Enough of Dayo and his Twated and Relic intelligence

Lets review the case hereunder.
I think Platini has a point here but then,
how can the English Clubs hold up the level of competittion if not without these investments
And also foreign players.
The bar has been raised and English football has gotten to a level where success and profit is the aim
Everyone is buying into them. But surely thats a sign that the world has caught up with the western world.
I need to hear ya views on this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/7660347.stm
Romance › Re: Where Do You Place Her? by Emperoh(m): 8:42pm On Oct 08, 2008
If a girl lives alone, na wahala
If she co-habits with a man, they will say she's irresponsible and wayward
Wetin Una want make women do for una?

Frankly, the society is changing and its the people who live inside it that makes it change.
If a woman has enough money to be independent of her parents or people, then why not.
Abi una dey manufacture husband?
And if she's not married, she should continue staying with her parents or allow herself to be used by unscrupulous men?

Pls ladies, which ever is safe for you, whatever pattern of life you think you want, pls go ahead and live it to the fullest.
But be mindful that for everything we do, what we sow, we reap. So try to be in the positive.

Thats my humble contribution.

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