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adoyi8:
so you admit telling us lies to wake up our brains. thats wierd.

I dont know how you made it through SS3.

If you check dictionary, analogy doesn't mean lie.

adoyi8:
Why do you theists take delight from lies and fabrications? i can bet my ass that you were never a pilot and the event you narrated never occurred just like the Adam and eve story. BTW 'oh God' to an atheist is just an exclamation like 'ahhh!'. I was never a muslim but i was born and raised and still in the north so when i speak i say a lot of 'Allahs' and 'Walahis' and i dont believe in them. am just used to it.

Maybe you need to read it over. My tale was simply analogy. So sad that you guys claimed to be "educated" but could not grab very simple logic. smh

I did not say i was telling real story. Whats wrong with you and Seun?. I was simply trying to wake up your brain

adoyi8:
how about 'oh fVck!'

Dont stretch it

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truthmans2012:
[size=3pt]In what was termed Muhammad's one-night journey to heaven, he and all muslims were commanded to pray 50 times daily. As he was said to be leaving the presence of Allah, he met Moses on the way, who asked him what command he was given by Allah. Muhammad told him he was ordered to be praying 50 times a day. Moses said that was too much and that he should go back to Allah and get it reduced. Muhammad went back to Allah severally until it was reduced to 5.

Then Allah enjoined fifty prayers on my followers. When I returned with this order of Allah, I passed by Moses who asked me, "What has Allah enjoined on your followers?" I replied, "He has enjoined fifty prayers on them". Moses said "Go back to your Lord (and appeal for reduction) for your followers will not be able to bear it". (Sahih al-Bukhari, Vol. 1, p. 213).[/size]

My observation here is: Moses appears
more knowledgeable than Allah knowing that 50 prayers a day is not practicable. The fact that Allah kept reducing it till it got to 5 shows Moses was correct. Is Allah all-knowing?

You are a typical kafir. The way you reasoned was exactly the way Jews of old used to behave until they were finally condemned eternally as a community. A muslim can try million times to correct you but you may never change. Just like when Moses and Jesus(p) used to preach to them, they would place their fingers in their ears. That's exactly who you are {same traits}.

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frank317:
So, if I may ask, what does screaming 'oh my God' at scary situation or surprising situation mean to u?

That should have been question for you.

frank317:
If the atheist in that plane shouted, holy crap, does that mean they believe in crap?

For the fact that he didnt, it means it makes no sense. Keep deceiving yourself. Practical evidence is presented to you. Up to you.

frank317:
When I see a cute female behind, I usually exclaim: [size=15pt]sweet Jesus.[/size]
And when ejaculating I always scream: [size=15pt]holy God![/size]...

Please does that make me a believer?

Seun:
It should be obvious to any primary school student that you fabricated this ridiculous story entirely. When will people stop lying for Jesus?

So sad. As educated as you are, you failed to grab it is my analogy to get you to THINK!. And, yes, there is a "Air Crash Investigation" I watched where the flight crashed in the ocean during test. Of course, i cant confirm if the dude was Atheist or not. But when the plane nose dived, the dude screamed..."oh God oh God oh oh my God" and the plane hit the water. Watch the video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83k1EukvvGA

By your logic, anyone who types "OMG" in a chat is not merely expressing surprise but actually earnestly crying out to God for salvation.

@highlighted, since Atheists dont believe in God and nothing, why dont they shouting "OMN" (oh my nothing) or "ON" (oh noting)?.

My point to you and frank is, it is NATURAL INSTINCT to scream God for help whether you are a believer or not. Which means your nafs (inner spirit or inner self) recognizes The Supreme Being, God as Supreme authority over you.



The Noble Qur'an says:


"We will show them Our signs in the horizons and within themselves until it becomes clear to them that it is the truth. But is it not sufficient concerning your Lord that He is, over all things, a Witness? ~ Surah Fussilat [41:53]

joseph1832:
I'm prone to ask how the pilot knew some of his passengers were atheists?

Bcus I am a witch!

sino:
Bros, I am giving you "nankali" for inspiration to also write a poem, I hope you still have access to sallah meat?!

I hope to read from you soonest

Hopefully your "nakali" works. I only do quotes at the moment. Guess am loving that.

bilulu:
if I understand ur post bros I should go ahead

Listen! speaking from experience, going ahead is not the problem. The baby is not the problem either. The problem is her connection with baby father. You MUST know all the way if indeed her feelings for him is completely dead. If not, you may end up having the dude nag her bind your back if you eventually marry her or get serious together.

There are cases where she runs back to her baby daddy and use you for some emotional comfort. Start asking her these questions NOW but do it intelligently so that you dont put her away. But you need to know her status with the dude, visiting arrangement of baby father with the child. You want to be sure bcus you dont want situation where you are together and the dude come when you are away. You must know visiting schedule and where. If you fail to do any of these, she may eventually get pregnant for him but you would think it is yours.

This will be painful because you have attached and submitted or put your feelings on the line.

Be Careful pal

My 1 cent advice

sino:
@lanrexlan and Empire.e, the following came to me while devouring Sallah meat with cashew nuts and a vitamin C drink

Woooooooooord!

Meat and cashew nuts?

How did that taste altogether?

That sounds like supplement hamburger

lexiconkabir:
The shaykh mentioned so many interesting things,

Maybe you should watch the rest...I really loved it when I stumbled on it on YouTube this morning.

BTW brother betathings said he needs the translation of this vid I don't know if you know anything about that?

Thought he's Yoruba?. From his post, he seems to be well informed

Did not want to comment yet until i watch the second vid. But i watched the first before i left for work this morning. That's enough to make comment really. I see and agree with what the Sheik said.

Muslims definitely have a lot going on in that country. Those christians are hypocrites.

See where the Sheik said that in SA, Germany etc that they simply allowed muslims their own dietary plan. Very true. If you go to USA markets, some of them have "halal section" usually in the read of the store. Just that halal meat are more expensive.

I dont know why it is so difficult to adopt the same without being pointed at. "Islamisation".

Ranchhoddas:
Dictionary no dey your phone? Or simply google it. How hard can that be?

Aight. This means you retreat. I am sorry buddy. God is and always been used for supreme deity. And god/gods is/are used for mini gods other than supreme Being. You dont know what you talking abut. Go sidon for side

Ranchhoddas:
My point is that many English words have more than one meaning. The word ''God'' is not an exception.

Aight. I really need education on this. Please go on and tell me other meanings. Thank You

Ranchhoddas:
What is this? Have you ever checked a dictionary for all the entries of the word 'God'? If you haven't please do.

whats ur point?

raphieMontella:
when persons exclaim ''holy shvt''
does that mean a shvt is holy?

Lool....now you fVck it all up

Far as I am concern, anytime people said "holy sh!t", it is usually for excitement (like seeing beautiful women or laughable words) not something distressfully. Hope you understand?

For something distressful or endanger their lives, they most definitely scream a deity.

Ranchhoddas:
This would only mean that their belief was nothing but an emotional reaction to their situation. There are also people who have stuck to their unbelief in times of great distress. It is a matter of conviction and emotional capacity I think.

See underlined, what is your definition of "unbelief". "Unbelief" in God would mean they belief in something (other deities) to get stuck with. They have to shout name of something like Khrishna, Jesus etc. But in the case of Atheists, they claim they simply dont believe in any deities. How come they shout God when they are uncomfortable?. Tell me what phrase(s) atheist screams when he/she is in distress, "Ooo NOthing"?

ikbnice:
I'm in my early twenties and my hair has started thinning by the side with my barber telling me am going bald gradually. It is still in its early stage. What can I do to revert it? I would be grateful if effective hair product/treatment is recommended.

Please help before my head looks like an egg at 23.

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It could also be stress. It will come to normal if you work on that. Could also be hereditary

HardMirror:
Define god and maybe I will drop atheism.

You want definition of God?.

Here it is. I was on my way to Chicago from New York. I'm am the pilot with bunch of Atheists on board. When I reach 35,000 above sea level, I nose dive the aircraft at the top speed...going straight to hit mountains. By the time I reach 15,000, all Atheists on board start screaming and yelling including yourself.

They scream.......[size=20pt]"OH GOD OH OH OH GOD........OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"[/size]


When I hear them scream I pull up. They simply quiet and say "Thank you God"


What bothers me is that, they claim they don't believe in God. They don't believe in nothing. How come that scream God's help when they are in trouble?. Why don't they scream OH NOTHHING?.

Same thing happened to Dawkins when he was debating theist. He forgot name of something and touched his forehead trying to remember. He said "oh God"


So don't you think you deceiving yourself HardMirror?.. I'm sure that would have been your reaction in the scenario I described if you were to be in a distressed aircraft.

Keep deceiving yourself like seun

MrPresident1:
lol. What makes you think anything I say can convince you? Better men have explained God here but you remain unconvinced, my own words will not make any difference

well said bro. Don't worry, I will define God for him in a language he can understand through my practical approach. Telling him God is this or that will make no sense to him

Op, all these qualities of the west and Jews, where do you think they derived from?. It's all started with Islam.

The oldest University in the world which is in Morocco {Qarawiyyin} and also AL azari university{Egypt}, who taught the teachers and lectures if they are pioneers?. Nobody except Qur'an. All these modern universities like Cambridge, Oxford, Bologna etc are babies. It's just that Muslims are now lack in research and science in modern day.

I believe that it happened by Divine Will. This modern aircraft, video, camera, weapons etc are all mentioned in the Qur'an for those who reason. So all these qualities of them you mentioned were only made possible through colonialism. That's how they ruined Arabs, Muslims and black of their intellect and took credit for everything.

Allah allowed that for their state of flourishment. When their time is over He will take it from them and bring it back where it belongs (Islam)

[size=1pt]albaqir[/size]



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Rilwayne001:
Oh! Thanks. I really appreciate this my dear

You kinda quiet lately, isn't?. How you dey bro....How's sallah going?

^

Alhamdulilah. Was good. I am back to work today unfortunately

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lexiconkabir:
SubhanAllaah, why the insult? I only asked a question.

You better not take her insult serious. You may never understand women. Only God knows how they think. About 3 of them have jumped on me recently for absolutely no reason. I wish i can find their posts and quote them. Their posts are off the topic and i was rolling my eyes like what did i do

Thank God one of them realized not long after and said "you know we are women... we get silly sometimes over little thing....a lot going on in our head".

The other sister, i asked like 2x what i did wrong?. She refused to reply for days. When she replied a week later, she was like "i dont know. Never mind". I dont know how to describe such psychological effect. All of them just jumped in the threads (separate threads) and made off comments. And i've never seen their monikers before. So you better ignore this insult and just focus on what she wants.


You may never know why she said "mumu" bcus she may never have answer for it. Welcome to the world of women. Now this bring me back to verse of Qur'an we are dealing with about women in the other thread. See why Qur'an laid down 3 steps. Men need ultimate patient to live with them.

uplawal:
Please i would like to start a food business,so i need advice on location and buka ,and also would need staffs,starting from cooks, manager must have a valid drivers licence,security guy, I also need someone,who would be supplying cooking equipment and Utensils.


Please moderator move to front page,thank you already.

That's nice. I thought you live in the UK?. Well, this is great move sister. I really wanted to go into this myself but i am not in position right now. I think it should be standard restaurant rather than "buka" as you called it. Really can't think of any location but I will advice you buy your own plot in a nice area and build moderately on it with good setup rather than paying rent.

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Alhamdulilah. Looks like there was no incident this hajj

AlBaqir:
^In fact the person might be humble and responsible but obviously a dirty person. So, here there is no 1/2. It should be 2/2.

Could be true. That's why we have got to re-visit and ponder over the hadith rather a mere literal face value of it.

Let's assume this man is a very humble person (which in some cases do happen with these homeless people). You would be surprised at how humble they can be when you converse with them. But obviously, except by Allah's Mercy, his salat is null and void if he prays in this condition. I was walking behind him yesterday morning and took it. It stinks from couple of feet away.