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Waoh! Nyc places...

D sage: The guy is right to some extent, BB is suck especially if you are not subscribe. I'm a BB user,I can tell u all what he listed above was true.

On point!

Nyc!

bennyraz: Interesting.. The day of konji go be ur judgement day

LOL!

tohirah: I thought plans are on to impeach him and he still get mouth to talk 'rule for more than 8 years'.

Hehehehe

Okay!

Stallion77: So na now dem dey wake up from their slumber?

You can Imagine!

tchaik: Quitter; you suck!
QUITTERS DON'T WIN; WINNERS DON'T QUIT!

On point!

Okay oooo!

GboyegaD: May the souls of the departed find rest with God.

Amen!

R.I.P!

uchlukez: Without drama like we witnessed during yaradua's death, Ghana has a new president.
Doesn't that show that Ghana is more politically mature than Nigeria?

Hmmm!

maclatunji: I agree, the Batman/Joker Feud has a very macabre side to it.

Well said!

Great!

samkoro: Islam needs blood more than Illuminati does.The crescent and the star symbol is also used by illuminati.Mohamed loved Allah so much that he created verses in the koran urging moslems to murder,so that blood will continue to flow to Allah.

Hmmmm!!!

Billyonaire: Up GEJ, FRESH AIR!!!

Hmmm!!!

nonslike: My Friend, I dont see anythign wrong with having only one vehicle and it being SUV, unless you have enough money to change rides. If you dont want a notice me situation , buy a lowly SUVs. There are some SUVs that you will buy today , tomorow your neighbour wont even remember you had one lol..just kidding .

Well, You better get one for yourself unless you aar eno tin Nigeria and remember some SUV are made for OFFROADS. In Nigeria all we have are OFFROADS>>> be Guided !

Well said!

excondido: breeze blow...fowl ynash open!

Abi ooo!

Billyonaire: I wont buy into any company that I can not afford majority share holding. I got to influence Board decisions and put my management team.

On point!

This is great!!!

Waiting for it to drop!

Not looking bad!

D-Explorer:
You got sacked the same day your wife delivers a twins.

Omo! No go funny ooo...

Okiki_Oluwa: Nigeria is country full of different kata kata. Plenty tins dey worry our mind. Family palava, issues at workplace, societal issues, religious etc all don sit-down berekete for the heart of our Country People.

Aside from doing an exercise for weight loss, there are things that can make you lose weight. When these things happen to you, they make you have goose pimples, sweet profusely & feel like shedding some kilos from your body weight immediately...I have a list of randomly selected ones for typical Nigerians.
They are;

1. Debt - I hate owing people debt. It makes me fear like say the person fit sell me.

2. House Rent - It's a sad thing to remember the due date of your house rent. Ask people whose Landlord/Lady loves money.

3. Notification of Sack - Atimes, this makes people feel as if they have been sentenced to penury before receiving the sack letter.

4. When your pregnant concubine just sent you a text that she's pregnant. After reading the text, mumu come catch you, you forgot to delete the message & your wife now picks up your phone.

5. Been caught in a mortuary elevator with corpse while the power was interrupted. This is serIOUS!

6. A man waiting to release semen but waits for over 30mins. Lmao! Fmj!

7. A man who has six kids before & his wife later gave birth to a sextuplet.

8. When you buy a Tokunbo Car from Cotonou, on your way back Costum Officials kom sieze am.

9. When a kid offends his dad & the mother asked him/her to go & cut the cane. This happened to me when I was growing up. I cut a small plant as cane & my mum used it on me as sample. She asked me to go & get a stronger cane.

10. When Thieves come to your house, dem ask you money, u no get. Dem ask for your wife's jewellry, she no get. Dem ask for your phones, you lied that you have none. Suddenly, your phone just rang with the song 'E bami kigbe ole o! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! (Intro of the song Bushmeat by Sound Sultan feat W4)'. Those thieves fit shymmex you & nyash your wife with vexation. Lwkmd!

Feel free to add what can make you shed weight. Let's share some fun.

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moderatorr: lol!
Import something 4rm china
then go to press to make noise . . . Even before its imported!

On point!

LOL!

maingwaest: So? Make we dey cry?

LOL!

a1solution: Nigeria is moving forward, the only drawback is electricity which would be a thing of the past soon!

Hopefully!

Okay!

Okay!

Yes! Still important...

Ijogz K: MTN -the best if you can ever get through to them.. Cuz they would always profer solution...

Glo - clueless and useless but u can get thru to them easily

Etisal- They play with you till you forget the reason you called

Airtel - They would refer you to computer village, they are never shy to say that they are also confused

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