₦airaland Forum

sir rinky: I totally share your sentiments with firstbank it's absolute nonsense and they have highly incompetent staff.Can you imagine yesterday their ATM machine was broken for more than inside the banking hall and the person in charge did not even have the courtesy to come down and attend to customers,the Machines,staff and the whole system is absolute rubbish. THOSE WHO ARE THINKING OF USING ATM FOR CASH DEPOSITS PLEASE DONT TRY FIRSTBANK U WUD BE SOOOOOOO SORRY

Noted!

Cadaver: Nairaland has turned to Jambites forum. Less than 20 replies and dis has alredy made the homepage. Definitely one of these moderators is a jamb scratchcard agent.

LOL!

olsmade: Don't seee anything wrong in it but he should brush after breakfast. If he brushes his teeth b4 brkfast, like we all do, some debris are bound to accumulate there after d meal till next tym he rinses his mouth or sumfin. But if he brushes after d meal, all d debris from b4 n after d meal r taken care of. Don't be too hard on him. U know we men are lyk babies

Hehehehe!!!

Geomac: I never believed that story when i raed it, even if you are the next in command to satan you would still have an atom of love for your wife and children. It was a baseless story.
Thank you Dr.(Mrs.) Nnena Okafor.

True!

Exponental: Lemme av it first n u will c wat I will do with it.

Like ur style!

antartica: This is the kind of talk that make waves among unrearonable chim.ps. Among those that are born to destroy countless lives with their foo.lishness,dubiousness,greed and craftiness. Of course old people will die,especially in africa where mere mosquito is as dangerous as antrax,untimely death is inevitable. In the case of mugabe,he is very very old for an african,terminally ill,money or no money his use by date is long gone past, the onlv thing that is keeping him alive is his ruggedness as a rebel,a rebel with a cause and to a great extent a unique AFRICAN.

Well said!

Ufeolorun: Nice writeup and God bless that man for his honesty.

Yep!

GboyegaD: No problems whatsoever with the Post UME exams however, why can't JAMB sponsor each school or they make a mandatory fee of like N1000 per candidate instead of allowing the schools to milk these guys dry without giving them admission. I know often times, most schools do not admit up to 50% of the their intake annually on merit.

Well said!

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]You have to factor in the kind of 'environment' said Minister has to operate in, the human/material resources he/she has to work with, and the 'forces' gathered against good governance and the greater good so as to maintain the satus-quo. Bearing all this in mind, i'd say the Ministers i'm ok with are:

*Minister of Agric;
*Minister of Power;
*Minister of Petroleum.[/quote]The first two are trying!!!

1025: @o.poster,
so now the world need the fraudulent touch of nigeria to move forward abi? okonjo iweala shouldn't have made the move in the first place. nigeria still has a lot to steal from and it is only in nigeria that criminals are respected and worshipped. why going out when everything is here for here to enjoy. she shld have known that stealing from and in nigeria is the best because even when u are caught, u will turn into a cabal and that will end the story. for me, na wrong move. why is she going to the world when nobody has accounted for all the recovered loots and additional N32 per litre made from fuel subsidy since january.
abeg, make the whole world dey careful of nigerians and their international intentions which could be fraudulent.

Hmmmm!!!

r231: Do you have plans for Easter?

Are you going out for an exciting day trip, or will you be sitting in front of the telly,

or maybe having Easter dinner at your house with friends and family

What will you be doing this year for Easter!

No time for easter!!!

dalaman: Why are women more religious than men? I notice that women are generally more religious than men, why is that so?

Women brought sin to the world so they need to draw closer to God!

LOL!

fredoooooo: chelsea barca it is ... i laugh in messi

LOL!

NEROSKY: in 9ja everyfin is much more possible..,.

Hehehehe!

jennykadry: What was the girl's body language like when you walked in?

Starting point!

Seun: OOP PHP. Alright! I'm also thinking about creating threads for functional Visual Basic & high level machine language.

Nyc!

all4naija: SAD news! RIP,hun!

True!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]When is chelsea VS barca game coming up ? [/quote]Soon!

kombats: madrid go kill person ooooooooooooooo

Abi!

Very funny!!!

Paul John: OBJ! Don't like the man, but like his leadership technique.

Well said!

PointB: ****Yawms*****

Let's see who have the balls to attempt such folly!

Hahahaha!

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Nigerians were hailed as being the happiest souls in the world not very long ago, but according to new research, Denmark is the new No. 1 in happiness, while Nigeria, not surprisingly is now ranked 101st

May God continue to punish the leaders who contribute to the sadness of Nigerians, regardless of the states of origin of the said leaders.

Let me add that we were number 4 in Africa behind Libya 82nd, Tunisia 88th, and South Africa 91st. Egypt is ranked 102nd, and Ghana ranked 109th - we are happier than them. It is noteworthy that Ghanians are not as happy as the people of Bangladesh who were ranked 105th and the poorest in the world. No wonder, ghanaians get bad belle.


[url=http://www.earthinstitute.columbia.edu/sitefiles/file/Sachs%20Writing/2012/World%20Happiness%20Report.pdf]See Fig 2.3 Cantril Ladder on page 31 for the full ranking data[/url][/quote]Huh?

I observed the change this morning!

usbcable: Expectedly we should win this one.
except a GREAT MIRACLE happens where Apoel Scores 4 goals.

Lets hope its the players that makes the headlines tomorrow and not the referees.

hala madrid.

LOL!!!

Kobojunkie: Why do we have so many so-called lawmakers who, rather than spend their time advocating for change, instead focus on dragging the nation back. How can anyone in his/her right mind, only weeks later, call for a return to the life we all hated, and admit did not help in anyways.
There are near no indicators that the number of attacks have gone up since the removal of the check-points, so why demand a return to what failed us for decades?

Imagine!

alj harem: What gave CBN the right to donate money Unheard of

Food project...

Oskilala: Oh yes! Oh yes! Watch out 4 ma Boys, its all Blue........

Hmmm!!!

iyatrustee: guess d poster is sampling our opinion to know if there is hope for him. sorry bro, no one wants you

LOL!

Tintinix: The amounts of monies stolen with impunity in this country is mind boggling, I wonder what excuse we will be made to endure hearing this time.

Na wa oo!