₦airaland Forum

lebete3000:
Tell that to StarBoy when she screws your gal's brains out like Tiwa.

If nor be say I done see where short Men with better bar and power collect all these self acclaimed Nigeria “Tall men “ I for nor put mouth for this height issue


All these Nairaland kids displaying Gross immaturity and Ignorance sef

WesternOligarch:
Unfortunately I don't have your time, so don't bore me with stories about family issues, get a job.

Oh Na Job You wan carry am go

It’s time for paychecks


Let’s see your multinational company payslip



Oponu!!!!!!!

Tell your mom to confess her infidelity to your F@@lish Father

Just Maybe you will finally be free of the curse on your head

banmee:
Ever heard of tom cruise?

Tom cruise far bros


He should google Timini Egbuson

WesternOligarch:
You must be ret@ded to lack basic reasoning and comprehension abilities thus you don't even understand my statement. Just fvck off, it's quite early and am allergic to stupidity.....

I get your time this morning ekpa!!!!



Your mom is the one that is ret@rded cause it’s obvious you inherited It from her

I don’t know about the man you call father cause it’s obvious he is a victim of paternal fraud


OPONU!!!!

[quote author=Theoutsider post=100467689][/quote]Make dem follow Tom cruise go drag girl na


I still stand on my opinion


Being “Tall” with No brain is never an attractive human quality

Theoutsider:
Tom Cruise 5' 7"
Martin Lawrence

You Dey mind these self acclaimed “Tall Men”


British tall is somewhere close to 7”


So a typical 5’9 in Nigeria would be average in Britain

WesternOligarch:
He's 5'7.... that's not short, what's your point.

Besides the keyword is average

So what are you saying again oponu

WesternOligarch:
Stats show that the average height for all us presidents was 5.9 and the average height of all Fortune 500 company CEOS is 6′0.... height plays a role. Genes matter.

What’s mark zurkerberg’s height?

Fool’s paradise

Heathrow44:
Did u fail school! Who told u Putin is dwarf? And who told u short people don't qualify for being sexy? Just say u av a nack for taller people than staying here making other people feel bad for being brief! Go and buy the "Keep calm and get sense" polo is sold at jumia, make sure to use the jumia express for faster home delivery service!

I’m sure he has never heard of Timini egbuson

He is just being an oponu

rowland545:
I better b short and powerful like Putin than b tall and be like buahari....


This man is most powerful man in d world.... Talk to his nuke

The Man can’t even talk to putin’s Dog

Rotiix:
I really wish u can say that to his face

You Dey mind the Man


Upon Him 6” he still never fit achieve 1/4 of Putin’s dog achievement

HacheNoire:
A dwarf can never be sexy

Short people are not known to be sexy.

Being brief is not a sexy quality

This is a fool’s talk

Most times when people like you talk around me I give them the best reply ever...




A long powerful silence


Mtchewwwww


6” without brains is not an attractive human quality

My question is....



How old are you?



Check back in 6 years I’m sure you will be experiencing another form of woman manipulation and how to milk money from men...

Stay healthy

I have actually had to change base twice cause they thought I was weird but I keep to myself to avoid unnecessary drama

MufasaLion:
But not by going through a woman's phone. That's invading of privacy except she's willing to give you by herself.

Watin una Dey talk sef


Going through my partner’s phone is invading of privacy but we are allowed to see each other’s private parts



As far as we are in relationship, there should be no secrets and that includes your phone

YourMajesty:



Feminist are also doing everything within their powers to render men infertile with their toxic hatred. Phthalates syndrome and the harsh economy globally is not close to what Feminist contribute to the shrinking.


Thank God we're defeating them.

I thought I was the only one that noticed women’s current propaganda of hate

They try to kill your self esteem with demeaning comparisons and set targets

cruzita:
I will soon take a photo but not outside the white house but inside with the president

4 years later



How far?

I don’t even know if I’m taking the vaccine sef

Well Nigeria still cast till now

justtoodark:
the guy is botherin him sef too much....

now he thinks because of not good sex....nonesense....
i have a large cock....she always cried as if she was on fire,but she still tried to sell my car....

soo....

Women will leave you for very flimsy excuses

I’m from Warri and I can tell you The Deltans don’t trust the ibos and the yorubas


Abeg leave us for Nigeria

Valenciabaddie:
So I'm single just because I told my boyfriend turned ex that I can't do his house chores for him .
He's a salary earner that works from 8-5
This guy expects that I go over to his house ,clean and cook before he comes back ??. when I'm not married to him ,and anytime I refused he flares up and starts making silly comments like "so what is now your use " imagine that annoying statement from someone I thought was literate and intelligent.. can you imagine that ?.. So I have to offer services before I can be useful? ..
I was frustrated and I told him I'm done and this guy did not even bother to show remorse, like he's okay with the break up ??

I'm really sorry but I find it appalling to be washing plates and sweeping a man's house when I'm not a slave , and even If I will do that then it has to be my own free will not you telling me to do it like it's my job..

if other women do that well I'm sorry I can't . atleast not while we are still dating

Aunty answer the question...

What is your use in the relationship?

Or to better place it...What are you offering in the relationship??

What is it with washing plates


I see that as a tedious work but then I have to do what I have to do...



Off topic by the way...Some girls see washing of their boyfriends clothes as a form of commitment they don’t want to commit to...

BarrElChapo:
Me ? But what's the crime in liking or having a crush on your unmarried boss ?..

For a female boss?

Bro it’s suicide mission


And you know for the Nigerian constitution Suicide attempt Na big crime

BarrElChapo:
Is she married ? If no try your luck.

Which mumu luck be that?


You be wicked person


You want him back in the labour market...Just be honest even if it kills you

pocohantas:
You are just in love with her poise. In that your coconut head, you are already imagining your boss moaning under you.

The minute she agrees to date you, the Nigerian man in you will come out. You will start looking for how to “tame” her and knack “submission” into her head. You will start controlling her expenses, giving her headache and complaining of how she isn’t respecting you because she has money or is richer. She would start walking on eggshells, trying to satisfy your ever-needy-ego.

Better go focus on your sub-for-me girlfriend.

Hahaha


Sub for me girlfriend



Some men don’t know there are levels to this

MiamiePizza:
Exsodus, I check and see you've been a registered member since 2008. This topic has been posted here lotta times and most replies is always "Guys should we tell him?" "It will end in tears" "It will end in premium tears" and lots more.
Bro, whatever feeling you've got for your boss, you gotta die it ASAP. There are lotta beautiful women outta here, why risk your job trying to confess love to your boss. Don't do it.

Its possible you woo her and she accept but the bigger odd is always against. If she turns you down, its very likely she fires you. If she accept, she go only use you catch cruise...
Have you read the Adventure/Story of Onihaxy on here? 'Adebimpe the Facebook girl' bro you gotta search for that.

He dey think say Na only am be the fine boy were The boss done see

He go clear for him eye soon



I always advice men to always Check themselves properly before professing love for a woman that’s clearly above your league

BROS SHUN AM



NA HUNGRY DEY CALL YOU SO!!!

SarkinYarki:
It's easy to see why the dishonest man's account was frozen...go to his bank and I find out if his account is actually frozen and for what reason and then get him to come to the bank with U ( I know he won't come ) I even suspect that this is a new format.....where did you even get the account number from?

True
it’s very easy to see why the dishonest man’s account was frozen In the first place