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PhonesRe: Please Help Me Choose The Right Phone by EmyGod(m): 4:46am On May 15
Sugarboyy:
Be there complaining why your mates are hustling and making progress in their lives.
When tomorrow comes, tell your children it was APC government that made you a poor father to them
You are just supporting this evil government, APC is a disaster to Nigeria nomyeco
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Could Hit ₦2,000/litre If US-Iran War Persists, PETROAN Warns by EmyGod(m): 7:57am On Mar 10
AntiChristian:
This is good for Christians hailing Israel Satan-yanhu and Trump Epstein!

With prayers you can bring down the price of fuel. Miracle no dey tire Jesus! Pray on your fuel tank and turn on the engine!

Same Christians will turn the heat on our government now!
Very pathetic are senseless follower.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Inaugurates Committee On Grid Asset Management Company by EmyGod(m): 12:54pm On Mar 07
Lithiumite:
You really just need to give it to this guy.....he is the right person Nigeria needs now.....not reactionary obi or conservative atiku.
Tinubu is the worst govt since inception of our country Nigeria.
FoodRe: Is This Electric Cooker Really Prepaid Meter Friendly? by EmyGod(m): 6:36am On May 22, 2025
Suicideboy:
I once rig mine neighbors own to explode in his house


Mumu is still paying for damages , landlord wan rip am
You mean the cooker explode, what exactly do you mean ?
InvestmentRe: Fixed Deposit Interest Rates Of Top 10 Banks In Nigeria, 2024 by EmyGod(m): 6:47am On Apr 11, 2025
kobarney:
I’m looking for exact figures. I searched out this thread via goodie just because I need to know the best Nigerian bank when it comes to interest capitalization MONTHLY. this thread didn’t give figures for most bank. Wasn’t of much help.

I have a friend who told me he kept 1m steady in a particular bank and gets monthly interest of 60k. I want to so something like that. I need figures from banks.
Which bank is that I will like to know
PoliticsRe: Verydarkman: Fubara Is Not Fit To Hold Power ! (video) by EmyGod(m): 12:28pm On Mar 19, 2025
Zonefree:
I rather watch porn.
Retard human, no shame😷.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Government Indicates Netanyahu Faces Arrest If He Enters UK by EmyGod(m): 10:00am On Nov 23, 2024
DrAda:
Of course I watch a lot of news. How else will anyone know what's going on in the world? I understand the call for Netanyahu to be arrested. Same was declared for Putin as well last year.

With the way events are unfolding (again by paying attention to the news), there is a high probability that the very same call will be made out to Xi, Kim and Trump in the nearest future.
Shraap you talk nonsense.
FamilyRe: My Wife Demands For Lab Test Most Times When One Is Not Cheating by EmyGod(m): 5:20pm On Jan 22, 2024
4mee:
You need to check the wife. It is possible she's had affairs in the past with married men or philandrous boys and is now projecting same behaviour on the husband.


Sort of reminds me of this couple


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0r4pp-u_uI

Oga you don't have sense at all.
PoliticsRe: GRV Calls For Suspension Of CMD After Vwaere Died In Hospital Elevator Accident by EmyGod(m): 12:42pm On Aug 03, 2023
Kobicove:
This guy wants to use this news to trend so that Lagosians will remember that he still exists undecided
Oga you must not type, this stupid of you even an enemy will sypatise when it comes to death issues, if he did not talk you will still talk down against him sadist.
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Deal With My Religious Neighbors Wife? by EmyGod(m): 12:27pm On Aug 03, 2023
DamianDd:
I've recently been taking care of my hair as a man I've been looking towards self-improvement and of course improvement begins with my looks.

My own my hair is the shorts strong Nigerian dry hair so even if it's long it will still appear very short which is what I fixed by treating my hair recently and washing it, right after I washed it that evening I weaved it for it to dry and while I was outside that's when my neighbors wife came, she called me and started preaching about heavenly race and I've sinned for this hair I did and what will people think of dad by me carrying this. All I did was simply assure her that I don't do dreads or weaving and I just did it so the hair and my scalp could get space to dry.

Now the hair is back to normal and it's better because it just looks like afro now very many like it supposed to be, it's doesn't look like a girls hair it just looks like a guy that's been training hair for a long time so it's okay like afro.

Tonight she saw me while she was standing with her friend and they both start telling me about heavenly race and what people will talk about my hair, how I should not allow it to shift me from my destiny.... man's just stood there wondering what has brainwashed this women and how their husbands and children survive this everyday.

How do you presume I go about this because I don't intend on being rude to my elders and my neighbors wife as at that?
I see nothing wrong in what the ladies are saying, my brother Christianity should be Christlike and any life that does not present Christ to the world or being worldly is not for Christ and there is no way someone will take you serious with such hair imagine talking to the world to accept Jesus Christ with such hair ? That person will never take you serious because he or she sees you as a carnal or worldly man and being worldly will never convert any soul to God neither will it give God glory. If you like such hair then tream it to moderation that my candid advice but for that hair it is not good hair style as a Christine.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Broke Up With Me For Becoming A Keke Napep Rider by EmyGod(m): 1:33pm On Jul 24, 2023
A reasonable man does not keep a girl for friendship but he get married to one. The money some men spent in girls will fetch a good wife for them.
RomanceRe: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by EmyGod(m): 8:27pm On Jun 20, 2023
dondodo:
I dont know what has come over my Friend. He is 31 years old this year,and he met this 18 year old girl in their area who "happens to his friend".

From friendship to hanky panky everytime, I've warned him to be careful but he refused claiming the girl is matured enough to have sex.

My question is this,is it proper for an 18-year-old girl to have sex??
So what you need is someone who will encourage you to destroy an innocent girl, perversed generation that hate their soul and ignore the warning of hellfire.
FamilyRe: This 35 Year-old Lady Needs Your Advice As She Plans To Get Married by EmyGod(m): 8:47pm On Jun 02, 2023
adetunrayo:
Did you seek the face of God before getting this far? It is never to late to ask God before you tie the knot.

Let God direct your choice not your age. Marriage without seeking God's direction before proceeding is baba ijebu.

God is the foundation of marriage. Seek His face before it's too late.
God will only intervene when they do not have sex with each other but they have then she has no business with God.
HealthRe: I slept with several prostitute raw..I Thought I Had Hiv, Narrow escape by EmyGod(m): 6:06pm On May 08, 2023
triple996:
I think I will start hooking up with prostitutes (with condom) because am tired of masturbation and it's negative effects
Hooking up is the worst my brother. Let me tell you my own side of story. I was hardened masturbator so one day I decided to put it stop but opt to the wrong way as you are about to do now. I decided to seek help from a girl fortunately I found one but my friend if help does not come from the Lord then is not genuine. Long story cut short I could stop the masturbation upon I was living with a girl so fornication can not stop masturbation rather it will hide it and makes your life worst. Embrace Jesus surrender your life to him because He has the key of freedom from immorality.
HealthRe: I slept with several prostitute raw..I Thought I Had Hiv, Narrow escape by EmyGod(m): 5:53pm On May 08, 2023
Lvgirl:
I only allow them give me bj
Na once I do that raw with one hooker. She is clean (toto) though
Aids no dey show for face in fact na those clean ones dey carry the virus. Repent that is the only way out of lust.
HealthRe: I slept with several prostitute raw..I Thought I Had Hiv, Narrow escape by EmyGod(m): 5:51pm On May 08, 2023
KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug
God has given you second chance utilise it well, so that you will not regret in hell.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did The Rich Man In Luke 16 Go To Hell? by EmyGod(m): 6:41pm On May 07, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:
Let's not stress ourselves. There is no baby here.
Those niggas who put that parable in the Bible only did that because they want every rich man to give their hard earned money to the church for the fear of not being condemned into hell for having riches.
Talk what you know, don't play with your life for God is not mocked. Bible is word of God inspired by holyspirit of God.
HealthRe: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by EmyGod(m): 4:58pm On May 06, 2023
jeff1993:
The part where u said "u beat ur meat" and u "masturbated harshly with water....." got me laughing.

For u yo masturbate with water bro u are a chronic masturbator..... stop denying.

That being said ur pri.ck wants to feel what's like to be in a real VJ that's why it refused to rise and if u pressure the poor meat again it will refuse to rise again.

You are 20 years old .... Do you work or are u in school... If u are shy and cant get a Gf, Fo to a LovePeddler house and Fcck an Ash@wo if u feel Hot. With 1000 u would get a Good time.

Stop masturbating , it lowers self esteem
This is bad and evil, insteady of you to advice him to follow the righteous part you are advicing him to endanger his problem more. Bro masturbation and fornication are control by the same spirit.
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by EmyGod(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2023
Mrwhite09:
I am living like i dont have a working immune system, i fall sick regularly like every week. last week i was on malaria drugs and antibiotic, i havent finished it then again yesterday i fall sick again nd they inject me with another malaria drug and give me another antibiotic.

i am tired of taking these poisons i feel like they hv started affecting my liver, i am very vulnerable to viruses and bacterias whenever a person cough to my face the following day i will fall sick.

i dont have hiv as i did the test several times all negative, but i suspect i have cancer cux of the presence of a swollen lymph node on my neck. guys im truly tired and depressed i cant hustle normally because of my condition please if you know anything that can boost my immunity tell me. because of my condition i know a lots of antibiotics like cipro,amoxyl,doxycline,clarithromycin,azithromycin e.t.c i dont know why these doctors never get tired of prescribing these drugs to me. i live constanly with a stomach discomfort, fever, flu, colds nd catarh there is no any known ulcer meds that i hvnt take in my life but i am still thesame. its depressing me nd making me suicidal. i dont need money from anyone i just need help from people that went through thesame situation or people that know of a solution.

There was a time someone cough on me i spent complete 2weeks sick.
You are not alone. I have similar problem with you but today I am a different person.
My friend I was once worst than you, the problem is sin masturbation and porn I suffered in the hands of evil for ten years after that God helped me to come out from the addition then ulcer, malaria, typiod etc sickness step in and it was severe but today I am a living testimony.
First of give your life to Jesus and you can't stop porn and masturbation while you are still living in fornication the problem will still be there because you can't fight principalities while you are still in their camp. Always eat very early in the morning for the ulcer and drink plenty of water whether you are teaste or not, water will help to flush out toxins in your body but when you drink a lot of water.
Eat vegetables water leaves make vegetables your hobby. When you practice this forget about medicine I visited more than ten hospitals because of same problem drugs every where yet I did not get the solution. The major cause of your drinking malaria drugs is ulcer, talking out of experience but your good habit will change your story.
RomanceRe: Isoko Man Leaves A Beautiful Young Lady Heartbroken And In Tears by EmyGod(m): 6:05pm On Apr 06, 2023
Caaz:
Take it from an isoko lazy....isoko /urhobo men are useless.
Nothing useless pass a lady showing her waist.







All of them.
Ladies should make take them as prayer request,that God shouldn't let any isoko/urhobe men comes closer to them.

Trust me....our men Are useless
RomanceRe: I don't understand my fiancee behavior this days, could it be... by EmyGod(m): 6:13pm On Mar 26, 2023
Abortion is never an option, abortion is murder of innocent life please desist from prematrial sex which can lead to abortion.
RomanceRe: Say No To Porn Video On Phone by EmyGod(m): 8:05am On Mar 25, 2023
MechanicMike:
so u want us to stop watchin blue film becoz yor yonger brother watch blue film...corrrect?....are u ok sir!!!(no oofeinse) angry
You are very corrupt the Lord has a way of arresting every man to repent and this dude has repent from his evil ways. Porn is evil, demonic and hellish so if you are a Christian you don't have nothing to do with watch porn
HealthRe: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by EmyGod(m): 3:43pm On Mar 13, 2023
Pimplewankeeme:
Chai.. but how can I do without it? I want to leave this masturbation but it doesn't want to leave me o ☹️
Masturbation is wrong, demonic and hellish, repent and be from impending curse.
PoliticsRe: Obi Not In Talks With Atiku – Campaign Organisation by EmyGod(m): 5:08pm On Feb 01, 2023
DrAkpamudehe:

I am a member of the PDP national working committee, and I can testify that Obi is currently in talks about stepping down for his Boss ,Atiku.

Obi will step down latest February 14, which is a Valentine Day. Forget about what Labour party are talking. There is always an atom of truth in every speculation.
Is president awusa people right that after northner another emerge can't you see their greediness.

Peter is our boy and he will step down for his senior brother on the 14th of February. You can bank on what i have written here

Atiku is the next president
Christianity EtcRe: My Neighbor Is Pressuring Me To Accept God by EmyGod(m): 6:41pm On Jan 16, 2023
Lostchild:
I understand your point. I understand her too. But I am tired of Nigeria and the Nigeria people as well.

Don't you see I have hated everything Nigeria? The Evil in this land is too much for me to bare.
She has done to you one of the things genuine Christians will do. Christianity is all about genuine love so if you can't find one you know you have meet the wrong person. Going to church is a commandment and of which you will do with your heart and embrace it with repentance genuinely.
Christianity EtcRe: My Neighbor Is Pressuring Me To Accept God by EmyGod(m): 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2023
Lostchild:
I remember seeing one thread here on nairaland of a boy who complain of him having financial depression. He said he had no food, no money, no light, no television to comfort him.

I was shocked when I saw some here asking him, have you given your life to Christ?

Some even comment, have you accept Jesus as your Lord and savior? cheesy

I was like, wtf is wrong with these funny people? A person is depressed and you are asking him to accept Jesus in hunger?
shocked
Yes Jesus Christ has the power to take away our depressions, I am a testifier.
RomanceRe: I Don’t Want To Die Unmarried – Single Woman Cries Out by EmyGod(m): 2:13pm On Dec 31, 2022
Kobojunkie:
So, because you met one unhappy woman means all women are no longer allowed to choose a single life? Una dey here unasef think at all? undecided
Because one woman broke down, probably going through a midlife crisis of some sort or even menopause even, you decided it valid to conclude that all women above 40, and single, are unhappy? Why Africa? why do you continue to do this to yourselves? Why?? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassedundecided
Singleness Is best life because nobody will bulge your life but you must do in without committing sin.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo's Children, New Lover Paul O's Children Celebrate Xmas Together (Pix) by EmyGod(m): 8:40am On Dec 26, 2022
Please house it is wrong to say Xmas but rather say Christmas the enemy is making sure to remove the name of Christ with X.
PoliticsRe: “Too Much Swag”, Peter Obi Looking Stylish In New Pictures by EmyGod(m): 4:01pm On Dec 23, 2022
Munamoqel:
yes but he is not intelligent he speaks uninspiring
You can't compare him to the likes of Sunusi adeshi and osinbajo
He sounds dull no dept
no clearity of ideas and igbotic accents .painful truth
Your life isn't better, why not pursue positivity.
SportsRe: What Year Did You Start Watching World Cup by EmyGod(m): 9:50pm On Nov 21, 2022
damiloladuke:
86
Ok two yr older than me
SportsRe: What Year Did You Start Watching World Cup by EmyGod(m): 7:37pm On Nov 20, 2022
damiloladuke:
1994, but not so conscious about the games and players.

1998 was one I was fully aware of.
The same category with me, when were you born ?
PoliticsRe: Underage Voters Uncovered In Abia State INEC Register by EmyGod(m): 9:01pm On Nov 17, 2022
They should not spare northers

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