₦airaland Forum

In Lagos it is considered gobe or bad luck if ur landlord knocks on ur door after see the fat ileya ram u bought as u still owe him a two years rent

Every financial crime in this country starts with "Alleged" nobody seems to know the end of this case, VERY soon we will cease to hear about it. The culprits we never be seen, sooner they will deploy their own fire fighters to quench the case, and d money disappears under the carpet as usual.
ONLY IN 9JA.

I love Anambra state, this is another productive state after Lagos state. I salute His Excellency Willy Obiano, for all his proactive measures to bring transformation in the area of Agriculture, Security, Housing, even in the exportation of ugu leaves( pumpkin leaves ) to the united states etc.

Is the site up and functional NOW.

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what rubbish??

The theme for today tourism day is "TOURISM FOR ALL, providing universal accessibility".

On a scale of 1-10 pls where do u rate Nigeria in terms of the tourism sector of d economy?

SELLING of our National assets IS NEVER a solution to economic recovery, our APC lead government should emulate in practical terms the Saudi Arabia way. SLASH those ministerial salaries and those of national Assembly guys, by this those places becomes less attractive, so that those who clamour to go up there will know that they are there to WORK, and NOT to milk us dry.

THIS IS NOT HOW TO CHANGE THE CHANGE, u don fail I can see u are learner. Oya chop koboko.... lolzzz

Oga Tinubu with all due respect, I believe u should embrace this change u fought for and stop pursing chickens becos by so doing u MUST soil your reputation and practically loss value, Oga Jagaban, u have suddenly loss steam of the Yoruba's, Nigerians are waiting to see positve National transformations and not transjagba jantis.

He should come back to Nigeria and taken PMB 101 course called " CHANGE BEGINS WITH ME", and he must recite the change Mantra 21 times a day

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PLEASE I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THEY ARE REAL.

Please I can smell this akara, somebody where can I buy agege bread ooooo am on my way to Benin right now.....

THE CHANGE WE NEED. Hope d guy gave u some change for pocket ?

Tell that to the birds.

how best can we go about this? Let's have your say...

This is just mere distractions,.....Nigerians wants to see the practical CHANGE we voted for and NOT recession.

continue doing more, in fact u need to become her house boy, or her personal bingo, pls tell her to buy u a dog chain which u will put around your neck.See u, u never cry well, apply hot pepper to your eyes make I see better tears joor....Ewu Hausa

Pls this should be reported to d appropriate agencies that can handle this matter I wish I have their numbers handy.

Rubbish

Congratulations my brother, when are u going to give us your newest hair cut ***winks****

Lawyer1: Mr man can u please tell the court how it happened Mr Man: I was going to farm jeje, when this foolish animal here started doing cat walk in front of me She Goat: na lie, see u, I dey chop grass when u dey pass, before I knew it, you are already giving me a hit chase. Lawyer: is that correct Mr Man Mr Man: I was only running to meet up my responsibility in the farm... Lawyer2: Objection my lord, my client said he was only running LawyerI:objection overruled, She goat continue... She Goat: he pursued me like a mad dog, overpowered me in my master's farm, used his hands and covered my mouth, when i knew he was serious about raping me was when he threw caution to d wind, brought out his machine gun and start firing me unluckily for him, I bit his hands in self defence that how d villagers caught him red handed. She Goat owner: it is a true, I snap them at their honey moon Lawyer 1: case closed, I hereby pronounce u husband and wife, u can kiss ur she goat, do u have anything to say father Inlaw She Goat owner: yes my lord, congratulations my new Inlaw, u are lucky your new wife is 2months pregnant. Lawyer 2: WHAT MR Man : WHAT Lawyer 1: this case is closed go and enjoy ur marriage, for better for worse. congrats once again.

Lawyer1: Mr man can u please tell the court how it happened Mr Man: I was going to farm jeje, when this foolish animal here started doing cat walk in front of me She Goat: na lie, see u, I dey chop grass when u dey pass, before I knew it, you are already giving me a hit chase. Lawyer: is that correct Mr Man Mr Man: I was only running to meet up my responsibility in the farm... Lawyer2: Objection my lord, my client said he was only running LawyerI:objection overruled, She goat continue... She Goat: he pursued me like a mad dog, overpowered me in my master's farm, used his hands and covered my mouth, when i knew he was serious about raping me was when he threw caution to d wind, brought out his machine gun and start firing me unluckily for him, I bit his hands in self defence that how d villagers caught him red handed. She Goat owner: it is a true, I snap them at their honey moon Lawyer 1: case closed, I hereby pronounce u husband and wife, u can kiss ur she goat, do u have anything to say father Inlaw She Goat owner: yes my lord, congratulations my new Inlaw, u are lucky your new wife is 2months pregnant. Lawyer 2: WHAT ? MR Man : WHAT Lawyer 1: this case is closed go and enjoy ur marriage, for better for worse. congrats once again.

after the pressing is done, he should also help tell the ladies if they have lumps there too. THIS CAN HELP REDUCE BRE@ST CANCER.

hahahahahaha this kind business go sell wells for 9ja trust guys now, u go touch tireeee, omo woman no go finish for your prayer house.
Nigerians are religious freaks.
Papa Ngozi : where are u going again?
Mama Ngozi : I wan make he press my bre**t
Papa Ngozi : what
Mama Ngozi : make I know who they thief my money wey dey inside your acct.

hahahahahaha Banks too don dey make money from chelshit lost, man need to think smart and get creative this recession, abi na recession hit chleshit lolzzzzzzzz UP ARSENAL JOOR

yeepaaaa

I LOVE THIS GOVERNMENT OF PMB, I GIVE IT 100% SUPPORT, GOD BROUGHT HIM AT THIS TIME TO JUDGE THOSE VAMPIRES who has SUCKED us dry.
This is JUST the beginning of JUDGEMENT, Nigerian should watchout for more....

A 7-person team of anti-corruption police
officers from the National Crime Agency (NCA)
is currently in Nigeria to interview several
associates and accomplices of former
Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke.
SaharaReporters learned that the British
detectives, comprising of four women and three
men, were in Nigeria as part of efforts to build a
solid case in order to commence the former
minister’s trial early next year.
A correspondent learned that one of the major
players being interrogated by the UK detectives
is Donald Chidi Amamgbo, a California-based
lawyer. A source disclosed that Mr. Amamgbo
played a key role in moving funds wired by
several Nigerian oil dealers with whom Mrs.
Alison-Madueke had fraudulent deals running
into billions of dollars.
THIS JUST THE BEGINNING OF JUDGEMENT, I THANK GOD FOR PMB. I SUPPORT YOUR PROGRAMS MY OGA PMB.

EFFC I BEG MORE HOUSES DEY ABROAD OOOOOO, beam your search lights there too. This people have ruined Nigerians. God brought PMB at this time to judge those who have sucked us dry. The vampires on top.

Reloot the loot, TAX PAYERS MONEY, Nigerian people money ahhh omo see houses and d poorest of d poor don't even have a place to lay head at night, PLEASE OGA PMB leave our National assets PLEASE SELL THOSE HOUSES AND THAT OF NA ONLY ME WAKA COME and solve Nigeria recession wahala.

hahahahahah I laugh at some yeye people wey dey call themselves pastor hahahaha after having marathon sex with his female members, my BIBLE says God can NOT be mocked whatsoever a man (foolish pastor) sows that's what he's going to reap