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Celebrities › Re: Steve Crown: "How I Handle Female Fans" by emynike2001(m): 6:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
cool handsome guy, can't wait to hear your largest release. Wait for me I will be greater than u. cos am an upcoming gospel artist too.
Literature › Re: Paulo Coelho's And A Boy Selling Pirated Copies Of His Book In Traffic by emynike2001(m): 5:33pm On Sep 25, 2016
hahahaha which other way do what d poorest of d poor to know u wrote a book, is it not in this way, love u to be happy when u see ur intellectual property hawked in traffic. lolzzzz cheesy smiley
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Taking Photos In A Toilet In Australia (Photos) by emynike2001(m): 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2016
THIS IS MADNESS huh
Health › Re: Lady Dies Mysteriously On Her Way To The Toilet (Photos) by emynike2001(m): 3:38pm On Sep 25, 2016
THIS IS PRACTICAL REMOTE CONTROL, DO AUTOPSY AND SPIRITUAL AUTOPSY TOO.
Politics › Re: EFCC Links Patience Jonathan With 9 Houses, 2 Hotels, One Plaza by emynike2001(m): 3:11pm On Sep 25, 2016
EFFC SHOULD NOT DECEIVE US, SHE HAS MORE THAN 9HOUSES, HOTELS ETC, EFCC IS SEEING DOUBLE, JUST MIRAGE THEY ARE NOT CLOSE TO REALITY YET. EFFC GO AND USE JUJU AND UNBLOCK UR EYES SO U CAN SEE BETTER.
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Identify A Bride's Age On Her Wedding Day by emynike2001(m): 12:23am On Sep 25, 2016
Na today? cheesy
Crime › Re: The Nigeria Police And The Phone Search Saga. by emynike2001(m): 12:17am On Sep 25, 2016
ARE U SEE WHAT AM SAW huh
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Guy Impregnates Goat In Ghana by emynike2001(m): 12:02am On Sep 25, 2016
Lawyer1: Mr man can u please tell the court how it happened
Mr Man: I was going to farm jeje, when this foolish animal here started doing cat walk in front of me
She Goat: na lie, see u, I dey chop grass when u dey pass, before I knew it, you are already giving me a hit chase.
Lawyer: is that correct Mr Manhuh
Mr Man: I was only running to meet up my responsibility in the farm...
Lawyer2: Objection my lord, my client said he was only running
LawyerI:objection overruled, She goat continue...
She Goat: he pursued me like a mad dog, overpowered me in my master's farm, used his hands and covered my mouth, when i knew he was serious about raping me was when he threw caution to d wind, brought out his machine gun and start firing me unluckily for him, I bit his hands in self defence that how d villagers caught him red handed.
She Goat owner: it is a true, I snap them at their honey moon
Lawyer 1: case closed, I hereby pronounce u husband and wife, u can kiss ur she goat, do u have anything to say father Inlaw
She Goat owner: yes my lord, congratulations my new Inlaw, u are lucky your new wife is 2months pregnant.
Lawyer 2: WHAThuh?
MR Man : WHAThuh
Lawyer 1: this case is closed go and enjoy ur marriage, for better for worse. congrats once again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by emynike2001(m): 11:04pm On Sep 24, 2016
UP GUNNERS, Good way to end the week. celebration continues.....
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day - Can You Identify What Is Wrong With This Picture???? by emynike2001(m): 11:35am On Sep 24, 2016
she is standing at d back of statues used to display wears while thinking she was on a queue.
Celebrities › Re: Bolaji Ogunmola: "I Don’t Have Sex And I Will Remain So For A While" by emynike2001(m): 11:14am On Sep 24, 2016
Who we go ASK, and she still dey there dey OLD dey go, she never even know how many men wey go dumb her in future calculated with years of wastage waiting, OYA GO JOIN REVEREND SISTERS nah.
Politics › Re: Senator Danjuma Laah Sleeping On Duty (Photo) by emynike2001(m):
keep sleeping until something happen. Please GIVE HIM A PILLOW... After all na him stomach and pocket matters, when somebody that suppose to represent d interest of his people sleeps it there translates that his people is in deep suffering.
keep sleeping until slap happens. Please GIVE HIM A PILLOW joor.....
Romance › Re: See The Conversation Between An Online Female Beggar And Myself by emynike2001(m): 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2016
nice one, please give them a round of applause
Politics › Re: Vanguard's Picture Of Buhari Carrying NLNG, NNPC, Others by emynike2001(m): 2:08pm On Sep 23, 2016
condemn condemn
TV/Movies › Re: Obama Referred To As Chris Ngige By NTA (Photo) by emynike2001(m): 11:17am On Sep 21, 2016
SELL NTA to the cattle rustlers, nice place to do ranching, imagine the cattle chewing marijuana at those outlets.
Celebrities › Re: Khoudia Diop Charcoal Black African Model Who Doesn't Believe In Bleaching by emynike2001(m): 9:24am On Sep 21, 2016
pls make u no bleach oooo, I can't even marry bleached girls, they emit bad offensive odour, if they sweat...
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 36th Birthday Today. Prays For An Amazing Guy by emynike2001(m): 12:15pm On Sep 19, 2016
she's in real hot oil, see her mouth, she say bunch of kids really!!!!! even inside menopause abi.... :Pshe's in real hot oil, see her mouth, she say bunch of kids really!!!!! even inside menopause abi....
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 36th Birthday Today. Prays For An Amazing Guy by emynike2001(m): 12:12pm On Sep 19, 2016
she's in real hot oil, see her mouth, she say bunch of kids really!!!!! even inside menopause abi....

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