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cool handsome guy, can't wait to hear your largest release. Wait for me I will be greater than u. cos am an upcoming gospel artist too. |
hahahaha which other way do what d poorest of d poor to know u wrote a book, is it not in this way, love u to be happy when u see ur intellectual property hawked in traffic. lolzzzz ![]() |
THIS IS MADNESS ![]() |
THIS IS PRACTICAL REMOTE CONTROL, DO AUTOPSY AND SPIRITUAL AUTOPSY TOO. |
EFFC SHOULD NOT DECEIVE US, SHE HAS MORE THAN 9HOUSES, HOTELS ETC, EFCC IS SEEING DOUBLE, JUST MIRAGE THEY ARE NOT CLOSE TO REALITY YET. EFFC GO AND USE JUJU AND UNBLOCK UR EYES SO U CAN SEE BETTER. |
Na today? ![]() |
ARE U SEE WHAT AM SAW ![]() |
Lawyer1: Mr man can u please tell the court how it happened Mr Man: I was going to farm jeje, when this foolish animal here started doing cat walk in front of me She Goat: na lie, see u, I dey chop grass when u dey pass, before I knew it, you are already giving me a hit chase. Lawyer: is that correct Mr Man ![]() Mr Man: I was only running to meet up my responsibility in the farm... Lawyer2: Objection my lord, my client said he was only running LawyerI:objection overruled, She goat continue... She Goat: he pursued me like a mad dog, overpowered me in my master's farm, used his hands and covered my mouth, when i knew he was serious about raping me was when he threw caution to d wind, brought out his machine gun and start firing me unluckily for him, I bit his hands in self defence that how d villagers caught him red handed. She Goat owner: it is a true, I snap them at their honey moon Lawyer 1: case closed, I hereby pronounce u husband and wife, u can kiss ur she goat, do u have anything to say father Inlaw She Goat owner: yes my lord, congratulations my new Inlaw, u are lucky your new wife is 2months pregnant. Lawyer 2: WHAT ?MR Man : WHAT ![]() Lawyer 1: this case is closed go and enjoy ur marriage, for better for worse. congrats once again. |
UP GUNNERS, Good way to end the week. celebration continues..... |
she is standing at d back of statues used to display wears while thinking she was on a queue. |
Who we go ASK, and she still dey there dey OLD dey go, she never even know how many men wey go dumb her in future calculated with years of wastage waiting, OYA GO JOIN REVEREND SISTERS nah. |
keep sleeping until something happen. Please GIVE HIM A PILLOW... After all na him stomach and pocket matters, when somebody that suppose to represent d interest of his people sleeps it there translates that his people is in deep suffering. keep sleeping until slap happens. Please GIVE HIM A PILLOW joor..... |
nice one, please give them a round of applause |
condemn condemn |
SELL NTA to the cattle rustlers, nice place to do ranching, imagine the cattle chewing marijuana at those outlets. |
pls make u no bleach oooo, I can't even marry bleached girls, they emit bad offensive odour, if they sweat... |
she's in real hot oil, see her mouth, she say bunch of kids really!!!!! even inside menopause abi.... :Pshe's in real hot oil, see her mouth, she say bunch of kids really!!!!! even inside menopause abi.... |
she's in real hot oil, see her mouth, she say bunch of kids really!!!!! even inside menopause abi.... |

