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RomanceRe: Man Narrates What A Lady He Met On Facebook Did To Him After Sex by EmzyT: 1:15pm On May 09, 2019
The girl na Good girl sef, she for Stab you for your Sleep

You foolishly promised a Girl Marriage because you wan chop Puna? How many minutes of pleasure? Something Vaseline or Soap would've just done.

Wonders they say, Shall never End.

RomanceRe: Man Narrates What A Lady He Met On Facebook Did To Him After Sex by EmzyT: 1:11pm On May 09, 2019
Why is this one blurring the Guy's Username now? angry

SportsRe: Noussair Mazraoui Breaks His Fast On The Pitch by EmzyT: 9:00am On May 09, 2019
Those ones up there saying they lost the match because they were fasting, So they weren't fasting when they were 2-0 up in the First Half abi? Spare me that Thrash jhoor.. They lost just like every other team would, Leave fasting out of it

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by EmzyT: 8:32pm On May 07, 2019
Nobodyperson:
Barcelona loses this match lemme not wake up tomorrow morning.
Mind what you say young man, this is Football, anything can happen. You can rant after 90mins

CelebritiesRe: Cubana Chief Priest Shows His Bedroom, Golden Themed, In New Pictures by EmzyT: 12:22pm On May 07, 2019
@CubanaChiefPriest, King of 200naira note

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shares Video Of Slay Queen In Bikini Dancing Korede Bello 'mr Vendor' by EmzyT: 12:08pm On May 07, 2019
Foolish sets of people claiming "Holy" Expect any post When it comes to social Media, Una for Switch off una phone or stay away from social media till una finish Fasting na, rubbish! As if we Care

SportsRe: Man City Overtakes Man United As Most Valuable Premier League Club by EmzyT: 3:51pm On May 04, 2019
Not only the Valuable EPL Club but the most Reliable team in England. Man.city Never Dissapoints. Dem don give me money tire! E don tey dey Guardiola dey rape Womanchester United for Everything na grin cheesy We The Barca Fans will Forever Love you LegendGuardiola, keep dominating the EPL while we (Barcelona) keep dominating the World of Football cool cool
SportsRe: Man City Overtakes Man United As Most Valuable Premier League Club by EmzyT: 3:49pm On May 04, 2019
Not only the Valuable EPL Club but the most Reliable team in England. Man.city Never Dissapoints. Dem don give me money tire! We The Barca Fans will Forever Love you LegendGuardiola, keep dominating the EPL while we (Barcelona) keep dominating the World of Football cool cool
CrimeRe: Man Running Away From Mob Climbs Electricity Pole, Then This Happened by EmzyT: 11:31am On May 03, 2019
If Electric shock this ones to Death now, they would blame the Innocent Devil
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Keep Running Away From Me Even Though I'm Good-Looking? by EmzyT: 11:24am On May 03, 2019
If you're as you just wrote up there, then That is Because every Girl would think a handsome guy like you is already in a Relationship, no need wasting their time on you to avoid Unnecessary Heartbreaks

CelebritiesRe: Male Gold Diggers Speaks Good English, Ladies Beware - Moesha Boduong Says by EmzyT: 8:42am On May 03, 2019
See this one, so if I wanna Scope you now make I come like Mad man still Use bad English before u go know say I no be Gold digger abi? A man that would break your heart would do it, whether Gold digger, Fishermen, Miners, Foreign investors etc

RomanceRe: Girl Buys 100 Boxers With Her Face On Them For Boyfriend To End Cheating by EmzyT: 1:13pm On May 01, 2019
No be person wey Konji no catch get time to pull boxer, I go just tear the thing while I'm romancing the hell of out the lady

PhonesRe: Before You Buy That Second Hand Iphone, Read This by EmzyT: 7:44am On Apr 29, 2019
Kids are now Using iPhone anyhow, it's high time I sell mine

CrimeRe: Bus Driver Shot Dead As Gunmen Kidnap Passengers In Rivers. Graphic Photos by EmzyT: 1:14pm On Apr 26, 2019
Rivers state is the last state in Nigeria where I would ever think of Living.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye: Diamond Platnumz Is Stupid To Say I Slept With Zari Hassan by EmzyT: 1:08pm On Apr 26, 2019
Nairaland Mods and character Defamation are like a Conjoined twins that can never be separated.


Spits

RomanceRe: Lady Married Through Video Call Wedding To Her US Based Husband by EmzyT: 8:41pm On Apr 25, 2019
I hope he would get her pregnant through video call too? grin
CrimeRe: Elephant Breaks Its Chain, Destroys Cars, Electric Poles & Walls In Indian (pix) by EmzyT: 8:50am On Apr 25, 2019
The Elephant be like; Shior, Someone cannot have free movement again grin
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Killing And Raping Our Wives-Anambra Youths Cries Out. by EmzyT: 8:41am On Apr 25, 2019
And one idiot was busy shouting " We've defeated Fulani herdsmen, they will never come back again" Idiot angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 24th April 2019 by EmzyT: 10:16pm On Apr 24, 2019
Memberclub:
man utd is no richer than barcelona and Madrid. Stop that nonsense talk
Which Nonsense talk? Man.Utd doesn't go more than first and Second when it comes to world richest Club. You're the one saying Nonsense here!!!
SportsRe: Manchester Derby: Guardiola Doesn't Like Solskjaer's Comments About Kicking by EmzyT: 10:52am On Apr 24, 2019
As a Man Utd Fan, I don't even know who to Support, If Liverpool wins EPL, it will remain just one for them to catch man.Utd in 20! cry If man.city wins, they will be the only team to do back-to-back since Man.Utd did it angry.. well I would like Liverpool to win the EPL, if they do, it might take them another 21years to win it again grin
RomanceRe: Man Sends Death Threats To Lady Who Dumped Him After They Had Sex by EmzyT: 1:55pm On Apr 23, 2019
Hopeless Idiot, you don collect your share clean mouth, watin you still dey do with that Canda mouth girl? If na me she tell that thing, no be small joy I go get I swear

CrimeRe: Olamide's Bouncer Threw a Thief Off Stage While Trying To Steal Olamide's Chain by EmzyT: 9:40pm On Apr 21, 2019
Instablog9ja will never have a Clean picture of what happened, they would just cook up one caption and write and these mods will rush and bring it to Nairaland, that's how they said Zlatan Ibile was beaten by rival cults in Ogun, I viewed the video and didn't see anything angry and to the Camera man, you had only one job and you failed woefully, I'm disappointed at you

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by EmzyT: 11:41am On Apr 20, 2019
Bobbystanley:
Man City is Winning not just this match but the League

Liverpool would finish the Season trophyless as Usual

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Barcelona - Who Has The Stronger Squad? by EmzyT: 5:48pm On Apr 18, 2019
Barcelona, Your greatest Nightmare is Here (Liverpool) we will Turn your GOAT to Peppersoup cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: Members Crawl And Follow Their Pastor Around In Church by EmzyT: 5:36pm On Apr 18, 2019
Are you guys Surprised? Well, I've come to realise that Africa is full of Surprises, so nothing surprises me these days about Africans again. Make I laugh away my sorrow jahre

CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: All Actresses Are Dating The Same Boyfriends by EmzyT: 6:00pm On Apr 17, 2019
Mtcheew

CrimeRe: Frank-Anthony Igboka's Death: N5 Million Reward For Information On Killers by EmzyT: 3:43pm On Apr 17, 2019
God, See 5m ooo, Imagine winning this money and using it to play sure 5 odds that would start from tomorrow till sunday, chaii na 25m be that oo

SportsRe: "New Karius" - Fans Slam David De Gea After Barcelona Goal Blunder (Photos) by EmzyT: 7:33am On Apr 17, 2019
This is Just one problem of the world, you would be doing everything perfectly but just a Single mistake, everyone would forget who you are. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Ajax Amsterdam: UCL Quarter Finals (1 - 2) On 16th April 2019 by EmzyT: 9:33pm On Apr 16, 2019
The UCL is between Liverpool and Barcelona cool
EducationRe: Eleodichukwu Chukwuenyem: FUTO Student Dies After Slumping In Front Of Hostel by EmzyT: 6:18pm On Apr 16, 2019
I really don't know what Social media is turning this present generation to, Everyone would prefer to take a pic of someone who's in Severe pain and Upload instead of giving the person an Helping hand. God, Help me not to be that heartless, AMEN!

R.I.P gee
CrimeRe: Abusive Lady Inside A Benin-Warri Bus Beaten After Hitting Someone by EmzyT: 4:42pm On Apr 15, 2019
taiyesoul:
Slay Mama's Slaying Abusively and violently in a bus!
Do you have Proof that they're slayers? You idiot.

CrimeRe: Elozino Joshuana Ogege: Family Of DELSU Student Killed By Yahoo Boys Cry Out by EmzyT: 4:36pm On Apr 15, 2019
godofuck231:
slayer slayed, who next wants to buy a g class
You're just a Pathetic illiterate who inherited Social media from his Father... Do you know the story of the girl? You idiot. She was never a Slayer.. She was just an Innocent girl looking for an Apartment around her school DELSU and then told one of the school security to get an apartment for her, One day he told her he has gotten an apartment and that she should follow him to the place, only for him to lure her to the hands of Yahoo boys he's planned everything with.... Stop jumping into Threads to come and Display your unending Stupidity. Evil Goat

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