₦airaland Forum

Chicagoesontop:
Them no know Barriga ?? to me Barriga is the most violent place in Lagos .

Where you put Mushin? Mushin wey be craze people area?

Your head dey smoke Igbo. Is it a must to speak Queen's english? For as long as what is communicated is understood, theres no need for this crap you posted here. Ma je ki nbegi fun e? Onikebe-kebe

dayoige:
Learning English is like learning how to drive a car or a bicycle, but unlike vehicles learning English takes place everywhere in the world.

This can be why learning the essential rules of English Language becomes imperative.

You can not do well in English Language if you’re not ready to listen to the basic corrections in English.

Below are a number of the grammatical errors in English that we speak everyday. Please endeavour to require corrections and apply it on your daily spoken English.

Don’t say/call it——————————————–Say/call it

Ear piece———————————————————Ear Phone

Escape goat——————————————————A scape goat

I have ten sheeps—————————————–I have ten sheep

Mother in laws————————————————–Mothers in law

Plate number—————————————————Number plate

Open teeth—————————————————–Gap tooth

K-leg————————————————————Knock knees

Many peoples————————————————–Many people

He gave me an advice———————————He gave me a chunk of recommendation

Down Nepa———————————————————–Power Outage

Up Nepa————————————————————–Power has been restored

I have two trousers———————————‘—–I have two pairs of trousers.

One of the boy is here———————————-One of the boys is here

Where you brush your teeth within the bathroom is named Brushing tub and not sink.

Drinking water———————————————-Drinkable water

Driving licence———————————————-Driver’s licence

I like watching movies———————————‘—–I like seeing movies

Keke Napep———————————————————Tricycle

I have a shoe——————————————————I have a pair of shoes

Commissioner’s quarter———————————–Commissioner’s quaters

I was bitten by rain————————————————-I was drenched

I saw your missed calls—————————————I missed your call

How Was Your Night——————————————Hope you slept well?

Source : https://www.drumhour.com/stop-saying-how-was-your-night-heres-what-to-say-instead/

tyup:
Ok but my concern now is What would the coming baby suck?

Your prick idiot

This is still good na. I finished number 2 at home, washed my hands and sprayed perfume to step out into my neighborhood during this lockdown.

Unknown to me that as a result of my no action sexually, i have precum stain on my shorts and I had to be told by the teenage daughter of my next door neighbor that I have cum stain on my shorts. This was after i roamed my street and link street .

Since that day (7th April, 2020) the girl and her friends now look at me funny.

#AiyeMiTemiBami

Biglittlelois:
Exactly, I mean, she was her chief brides maid for petes sake, she has no dignity whatsoever.

Haven't you heard of the "Father of the day" marrying the bride after the husband died mysteriously 2 years after

Ngozey:
Am scared to tell her because she is short tempered. She will beat , stop me from going to school and send me to the village I don’t want to go back to the village. I don’t want to keep this pregnancy because it will be the end of my studies I want to remove it as soon as possible and further my education this is the only opportunity I have.

In this case, i.e of being scared to tell her confide in her bosom friend to relate your message to her not an elder which will infuriate her. But I will advice you limit your shame by being the one to tell her yourself. Good luck to you.

Ngozey:
I can’t keep this pregnancy we are both young and too young to get married. Am in ss3 he is in ss2. Please we are begging you in the name of God help us with remedies to remove this pregnancy and we promise not to sleep together anymore please

Your sis will guide you in this predicament. Don't listen to total stranger. Go open up to her and the chap too should talk to his bro. They won't kill you. They are in a better position to profer solution to the problem per se. Be humble, pregnancy is not COVID-19 infection. Don't leave your sis in the dark. This might even strengthen the bond between you. #My2Kobo

nanauju:
Make the marriage sha last

Na marriage like this dey last pass. I know one chick wey my cousin dey kpansh then in school my padi sef dey kolobi the babe. Na so she come wan give me toto chop make I keep quiet. I come dey form good pikin talk say no onto say I love the girl sef and I be Jew man.

I jam am for ICM years ago. Tell her say make she show my caban make I rob her toto for kpoto-kpoto. She lock up talk say dat time don pass. "She is happily married with kids and don't do such".

I frustrate because she don fine well well pass before.

I believe Anita Joseph falls under the category of women that abandon promiscuity after marriage.

Lonelypacifist6:
Most likely a joke/fake news, but if he eventually wins he'll be the first man to become president in two countries

First man to be a president in 2 different continents too.

strungup79:
I'm always out of town looking for one job or business. I've just been unfortunate that all my efforts have yielded little or no fruit. It's almost as if there's a curse working against me.

No cause for alarm. This is the more reason why you should intensify your effort cos tough times don't last, tough people do.

Focus on getting back on your feet financially rather than focus on who wears the manly pants at home

Lastly, just like it's not possible for the devil to smoke Igbo and become the Most High, it is not possible for your wife to grow hairy manly balls overnight.

yazga:

Onion booty spotted

Netanya:
lol @ arsenal fc

Your big glossy juicy lips really looks tasty in your dp.

NB: its a compliment saying I like those lips

Oil dey your head.

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A proverb you probably misunderstood? In those days, the rod was used for guiding sheep in the right direction, not flogging them. It literally means “if you do not guide the child, you spoil the child. Sometimes you need history lessons to understand the context of the Bible.[/quote]

Nawtygrrlsecret:
In Nigeria it depends on a few major factors.
I've been a model as a teen, and model instructor for over a decade before I set up my academy. I can tell you that modeling here is a bit tricky but if you are resilient and hardworking, you can get that money.

For a runway show they pay between 10-25 k, depending on what type of show it is, time frame and the organizers.

For commercial modeling that involves photography for commercials, billboards and tv ads... You may be required to sign a contract and that can fetch you and your agent millions of naira.
Some models are freelance though.

I am a teacher and some ex students of mine would love to be models. How can your academy be of help?

Ijaycool:
In Nigeria?

Nothing. I am serious, we are just using the modeling to showcase for Sugar Daddy. The walkway is like a show-glass, you advertise your 'wares' for them, they contact the modeling firm, to bring you over, modeling firm gets their cut, you get your ****** (whatever). Been there, done that. No kidding.

Most of the so called modeling firms in Nigeria are just pimps, groping models with No Vaseline.

This is applicable anywhere in the world from New York to London to Paris to Milan to Tokyo. Models make more money sleeping with aristocrats and billionaires

Humphrizy:
**The War against Boko Haram and protection of Fulani herdsmen** Nice point they gat there.

Truth be told... I ain't siding anybody... But all em politicians do fill-up the minds of people with empty campaign promises... Once they get the power wey dem dey find... Them go dey treat the people that voted them in anyhow... E no make sense atall...
Kindly call or whatsapp 0"8"0"921'519'59 if you need Pure Original Unadulterated Honey.. Thanks

More like the picture depict

Rocktation:
Was asked if Africans stay on trees..which is laughable. I mean these are people who own tree houses!

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dangotesmummy:
Lmaooo his back thighs still giving him away as a man


Nature is so impossible to cheat.its like trying to prevent smoke by shutting all doors and windows,it will definitely find its way out

This boy should just give it up already and accept that he can never be a lady

Unfortunately he has poor choice of friends, terrible family members that not even one person will look him in the face and tell him the truth no Matter whose ox is gored.wonti je dodo so wonle so ododomo

If bobrisky use male hormone blockers come swallow oestrogen pills join, you no go sabi am after 6 weeks

bestabigaelever:
If not for Twitter, I wouldn't know AKA is this stupid

I giggle in Farsi. You look amazing in scrub by the way

ArticleBeast:
Many people wouldn't want to drop their number. Instead put up the pics on your thread with the price, create WhatsApp link and put in your signature or profile. If you are worried about being banned for posting the pic all over the place, then use the wristwatch pic as ur profile pic.

Sai anjuma

Sense will not kill you

shamsin6300:
Guy if wat u re saying is truth
I think de oda guy dt got her pregnant is nt a hustler, she bliv u re de1 capable of taking care of her needs.

Be Wise

Sense no go kee you aswear.

Sirjamo:
He held Nigeria down, yet, he could not win an ordinary senatorial election!!!

Choi! Counter to quality

TheGiftedOne:
What are those two perverts of an artwork on the wall in the last picture trynna do?

Won fe gbenu si cos gbenu si no be atenu.

gloriaunobi:
The problem we are having is because we don't come out to fight or protest for what that is right.... we end up supporting corrupt leaders just because they are from our tribes which is very bad. let us stand up and protest against our leaders. Lebanon, Iraqi, Iran and right now in Hong Kong they are protesting for their right but we Nigerians are always afraid to do so why?

*In Abami Eda's voice* I no wan die, papa dey for house, mama dey for house, I wan build house, I wan enjoy,.,.,.

She's married and can only be a virgin only if my grandmother was a virgin too

LesbianBoy:
I can bet she is a virgin

tee59:
Is this real or fiction? Your woman is bad oh. Why are you just giving out money to her like that? Are you not suppose to plan together.? You're using money to assure her of your commitment, whereas she was using you as maga. She will only marry you for money and not love, and in marriage, she will use your money to cater for her boyfriends. Better be wise.Only money can't give happiness in marriage.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you....

It has been a while I have sighted this product in the major superstore in my neighborhood Anyone with an explanation

kings59:
The most beautiful woman ever in BBNaija till date.


Nice one.

Ta. Kuro mbe. Na where you put Gifty? That babe make sense that year

This Lillian fine sotay she turn prayer point "God give me bride wey fine like Lillian Esoro, if you no mind sef, I go manage her as my bride". I too gbadun the babe Walai!

PrimadonnaO:
I always think about that part. Will I one day put my hand into my dress and fling out my breast in full public glare, all in the name of breastfeeding baby?

I doubt. I'll probably pump milk into baby's bottle. Can't fling breast outside in public.

Smart move. It shows sane people still exist in our clime