₦airaland Forum

Anything about that religion, na war. Chei Mohammed you no try at all

nairalanduseles:
I rather have body odour ....than be judgemental and attack someone ...... typical Nigerians no conscience it seems ok to attack someone u dont know...if people start attacking your mother lets see how funny it will be

yinmu #teambodyodour

nairalanduseles:
The more the hate the more we love her

#teambodyodour

It is officially confirmed

Mumu question. You too just wan do thread for nairaland like sey you no get married people or friends for your area.

This thing too long now haba

badoh:
And my brother's wife has been looking for the fruits of the womb for the past 7yrs, even if it is just one.

let her come to me in the night for just one night

pawesome:
give me the baby please

you wan use am for ritual abi

When some people are looking for mail childrens

Excuzeme:
Yes, l have, a very long time ago! She did not tell me outrightly like your own but my Girl friend just went frigid anytime l try to make love to her, for someone who was all over me in the past. Then l get to know the real reason through some guys in our hood, they pointed out who has been shagging her in my absence. I just mustered courage and moved-on because women will always be women.
A year later and she tried to stage a come-back, l kicked her butt so hard (literally), my foot hurts.
Its a coded message!
She has been shagging by someone else in your absence and if you know women, they cant hide it when their love shifts to someone else.
That is the main difference between men and Women.
Men shag out of adventure and no emotion, Women shag with their emotions attached.

Sorry Bro, its time you start activating Plan B otherwise, your life is just about to get miserable.
Make plans for your kids, take care of your emotions and your health, it is not the end of the world, you can live and love again.
[b]Life begins at 40.[/b]

the op is above 40, he is 79 years old

oglalasioux:
OP is a joker or just plain stupid. There are things you don't talk about. Enjoy the bashings from little children that don't know the meaning of marriage.

you are a wicked somebody

NwaAmaikpe:




Which lady born of a woman who has tasted preek and even sexchatted will not want to taste preek after not eating it for 1year?

Are you just naive or did your mom accidentally drop you on your head as a baby?

Someone that used to tell you she's Hot no more feels Hot, a lady that used to initiate sexchats isn't keen anymore.

Someone that would yearn for you is warning you forehand that she may not want your VitaminD if you come?

She's full all of a sudden and you think she's full of the holy spirit.

That woman has been getting the best sex in the world...either from a man or even from a woman and that is even easier.
But I blame you for keeping her for so long without sex forgetting that water must find it's level.

If she doesn't want sex from you anymore it could be a sign of love. I think she's contracted a killer disease and doesn't want you to catch it or she's found love elsewhere.

Thank me later.

you too talk, you for leave the guy make him continue to deceive himself dey him wife still holy

Your wife has discovered something new, bigger, stronger and the perfect size for her. All these years she was just tolerating you, but now the has discovered the real thing

Burgerlomo:
Haaaaa! Burned bawo

I meant it was my father that gaved bite to me

Village people una well done o

E pain am. Bye bye to body odour

My dominique won't mind

Lalasticlala which one is you?

goodmorning40:
When you get to that point of spending that kind of money on a phone you won't remember rational justification before buying it. You will just buy it wait until you get there

how much is the phone Dangote is using?

Yinmu

immaculate1234:
Whow talk that one again

prophet krest

sreamsense:
Op, if you want to weep for Nigeria or yourself @59, you can keep weeping. It is your choice, others will have their own reasons also to celebrate! Among all the beautiful and positive pictures and events in Nigeria, these are the only ones you could find. The pictures do not reflect real Nigeria, there is no country of the world that do not have slum areas, poor people or problem they are facing internally. Even though we are not there yet as a nation, there are still rooms for improvement from government and all of us. Instead of carrying camera hunting for terrible events to snap, do little help practically to help people around you to get better lifes. No government can do it all. Trump many of us see as semi-god is facing his own with America, gun shooting and killing has increased in his first tenure despite tagging it as land of opportunity. We are the cause of our problems most times, when government provide chairs, some bad people and staffs will go and steal them and later blame government. All of us should play our parts so we can have better Nigeria. Parents should give birth to children they have financial resources and moral capability to cater for, they shouldn't give birth recklessly and expect God to take care of them on their behalves. Our leaders should play their parts well by governing right, entertainers should be good role models and they should stop modelling bad youths into our societies. Government workers should desist from eye-service, they should work with fear of God. Doctors and lecturers should stop selling little equipment and drugs government provided to laboratories and hospitals. Jobless individual should be more hardworking and get lawfull plan B to get little income without engaging in stealing, kidnapping and other attrocity. Poverty is never an excuse to engage in crime, we have poor people who do not engage in stealing while we have rich people with billions in their accounts who are still stealing and claiming other people's properties. Government should discharge his own duties and govern with constitution and fear of God. We will get there!

see them. One of the reasons why we are where we are today, always making excuses for them. Shiooooooooooooooor!

And some bastards are still out there defending the so called fokn leaders even here on nairaland. God punish you all. Ka da fun gbogbo yin, igbo le ku si, e ni ku re, e ni sun re.

Leyqute:
Not really. It’s just that the current state of the club is Messing with the mind of some “fans”.

Already we’re not expecting much this season but dem still dey yarn rubbish.

Now, look at nitrogen above. He’s indirectly abusing me but I know I’m not his problem. Utd not Winning has messed up his head. That’s why he believes tactics can turn Rashford into Lewandowski overnight.

It’s not as if Ole shits diamonds, but you gotta leave him alone to do his thing. Pochettino (or other top managers) won’t have it easier if he were here. The Utd job comes with a lot of pressure, the most in England, if not the world.

rightly written bro. One day we shall rise again

MetaPhysical:
I already converted her movement and valued it at $5mil.

It could double over next few days.

Any fashion merchant that does not grab Tacha for marketing right now is a looser!

This girl is moneymaker!

yinmu

Abeg put down that your hand, I still dey struggle with your body odour for my house

Leyqute:
How did we beat Chelsea and Leicester at home this season? Was that bus parking?

I’m tired of talking to people like you. Interacting with you lowers one’s IQ.

Chei you mouth baaaaaaaaaad

maasoap:
I think being called back into the house had happened in the past

not at this stage bro

GavelSlam:
To be the child of a professor of Law, who is also a senior advocate, former attorney general of a state, and presently the vice president, is a blessing.

The only problem is that hermits and low-lifes, whose parents spent all their days playing draught under the mango tree would always despise you.

Rubbish talk

seunmohmoh:
We will see how it ends.

you're next on his list. The Peter and Paul wey dey your chest go hear am for him mouth that day

EmmBim:
Fatoyibo do kisa

fatoyinbo ndo yeye. You're next on his list

Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo just dey use religion to lapato all her femail members