₦airaland Forum

Na from abia the thing go spread round Nigeria

APOPTOSIS:
I dey Come

you don put am inside?Why are you coming so soon?

Ndlistic:
CC

Lalasticlala

lala can't dance jo

vicfajeze:
SO,FULANIS CAN DANCE?

are they not human beans like you?

Yinmu! Crocodile tears

Lalasticlala reporting for nairaland

Davash222:
Una don check her boyfriend's place

Na there I dey go now. Walahi if I find her there, I go smell her pant, if her pant smell sperm walahi boat of them are in trouble

aalangel:
The aim of this stupid story is to mention "Pastor", because this is an everyday story.


Nonsense Nairaland mods.

Na true you talk

I only came to see the bed

PrimadonnaO:
I want to know, too. I plan on adopting a baby or two, after having my two kids.



Lalasticlala.

I am available. Please come and adopt me

faithfull18:
Who is this one again

I be the person way wan do you, wetin dem do Tboss

stanleysani:
Naija will soon copy this one

especially that anchor of Bb naija called Ebuka

faithfull18:
Nigerians and not minding their business.

to do you wetin dem do Tboss just dey hungry me like shawarma

Jochabed:
From your moniker, I guess I have an idea of who I'm dealing with. Can't I just comment in peace without anyone sounding offensive?

answer the question before I expose you here

Baba don set twitter on fire


Most ladies at Reedemed church get big holes

donbachi:
chai!...she for give am nau..I remember d day I go shayo,dey believe sey cure dey.wen I reach house by 1am,my wife dey leak oil.na so I sleep with my chamo wey strong like dangote cement.

so you no fit put am inside the engine oil like that. Na that time the thing dey sweet women pass o. Try am next time

Jochabed:
I don't trust our senators o

Have chopped you before?

That's what happens when a man is famous for indiscipline in bed

Na insider organized am jo

Walahi to fok Tiwa savage dey hungry me like shawarma

Why alafin no comot him cap inside church?Is he bigger the God?

lomprico:
How did he made it?

you and this your made in Aba English

worldclass68:
doesn't matter who dided.....

What is dided?as hold as you are, simple elementary English you can't wrote. Common go and correct yourself befour I call on my 6 yrs old causing to correct you

I wonder who boughted it for him

Mutemenot:
Why do we often take holy communion without Wine

wine is too expenses in Nigeria

eendy:
Birds of the same feather

Na for where you see bed here? Just talk sey sleep dey hungry you

Tiwatopebabe:
Haaaaa. Kilode? On top this matter?

What are you doing here? My friend go to kitchen and prepare my food before I open eyes for you

gbishman:
Face your church and win souls for Christ and leave politics and predictions for politicians.

no mind the man. Him no see anything nor hear anything from God

martowskin1:
Religion is 85% of Nigeria problem

Make it 90% please

GavelSlam:
God did not call this one.

Dollars did.

Some say money is God.

In that case, I'm wrong.

no mind am