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Romance › Re: Women With 8 Inch Long Clitoris Can Now Be Regarded As Men, Abuja Court Rules by engrfaruq(m): 6:19pm On Oct 28, 2019

Guest007:
I don't know what the Bleep I just read

Plus sized clitoris are now regarded as joysticks... So you can now marry a woman with long clit... But you're not guaranteed of a pregnancy.

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Crime › Re: Rabiu Umar Tells BBC About Life In Islamic School Of Torture In The North by engrfaruq(m): 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2019

Ngwamankillyou:
We should burn down the shiit hell called North.

You are free to do that, but make sure you do away with cultism which consumes a lot of souls daily in your area.... I believe that needs more urgent attention than this torture which eventually leaves victims with their souls.

Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Poses In The Middle Of The Road (Photos) by engrfaruq(m): 12:19pm On Oct 23, 2019

harryportter:
CHECKOUT THE TAR.EVEN IN ASO ROCK?

Lolz.... You mean the over hyped Aso Rock?

Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Poses In The Middle Of The Road (Photos) by engrfaruq(m): 8:57pm On Oct 22, 2019*

This is inside Villa not some outside roads oo

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Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Relocate Fg Projects From States That Frustrate Contractors by engrfaruq(m): 7:22am On Oct 22, 2019

javaguru:
Minister of Finance, Budget and
National Planning
Zainab_Ahmed, Minister of Industry, Trade and
Investment
Richard Adeniyi Adebayo, Minister of State for Works and
Housing
Abubakar D. Aliyu, Ngige happen to be the only south east there to handle works but he is failing

Now, that doesn't make any sense to me... Ngige is minister of labour and employment, he has no business with bridge contract.... All States have Ministers.

Health › Re: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by engrfaruq(m): 7:20am On Oct 22, 2019

Go and get a girl that has phd in sex and start a relationship with her. By the time she drill your dick, your dick will never remain the same... And try impregnating like 3 girls at the same time, to prove your idle mind wrong

Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Relocate Fg Projects From States That Frustrate Contractors by engrfaruq(m): 7:07am On Oct 22, 2019

javaguru:
how do you expect to hear it there when hausa and yoruba are the people handling the project.

How? Make yourself clear abeg

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Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Relocate Fg Projects From States That Frustrate Contractors by engrfaruq(m): 7:05am On Oct 22, 2019

Yusuf4:
Well, while it’s good Federal Government situates Projects that will benefit all, imagine that the only land you bought with your money as a future investment had been marked for project by FG, what would you do? During Jonathan regime, Hausa people benefited by giving out their land for federal projects

Go and check very well... Government/contractors always compensate owners of lands that are affected by projects... But this one is an outrageous demand of N50m each from about 10 communities located around the project area, not necessarily even affected by the project. The idea of give us jobs before executing projects is also archaic.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Threatens To Relocate Fg Projects From States That Frustrate Contractors by engrfaruq(m): 6:58am On Oct 22, 2019

BuhariAdvocate:
That is very wrong.Government should know that the issue of community chasing away contractors that refuse to compensate them not just started today. Its a long tradition in our society. I'm expecting the contractor's to settle the community also government should wake up to their responsibility by providing job to the youth Because if they are living fine they will not ask contractors for money .

Why is it not happening in other parts of the Country? I've never heard about Hausa or Yorubas frustrating projects

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Science/Technology › Re: Lion Escapes From Kano Zoological Gardens by engrfaruq(m): 12:33pm On Oct 20, 2019

maynation:
Kano needs depopulation

Likewise Lagos... We need to deploy firing squad there.

Crime › Re: Malam Niga’s Rehabilitation Centre Kaduna: 147 Victims Rescued by engrfaruq(m): 12:12pm On Oct 20, 2019

Midas01:
Only one person. Now subtract that from 147 since you're so daft. Also, when the news came to light, all Southerners condemned the action, but here are you guys supporting nonsense.

You're the daft one here dude. The number doesn't matter so long as the action is bad...

Your problem is you rushing to dent Islam's image, when you have yet to deal with Pastor Wilson and COZA issues... Go and clear the rot in churches before taking up another religion's issues.

Events › Re: Photos From The Burial Of Stanley Nwabia TheRealMrStan by engrfaruq(m): 8:27pm On Oct 19, 2019

TonyeBarcanista:
My humble self (white long sleeve) with the SA Media to Governor Ihedioha and Director, PDP Digital Media Team at my right and left respectively

And Seun no attend the burial? What a boss!

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Music/Radio › Re: Headies 2019 Awards Live Updates: 13th Edition by engrfaruq(m): 8:23pm On Oct 19, 2019

Casalinda:
I will be there live got my ticket already

Love you too

Crime › Re: Malam Niga’s Rehabilitation Centre Kaduna: 147 Victims Rescued by engrfaruq(m): 8:17pm On Oct 19, 2019

Awol1:
Islam is a religion of piis

Deal with the below links

https://www.nairaland.com/3243790/boy-chained-celestial-church-ogun

https://www.nairaland.com/3246138/celestial-pastor-chained-son-arrested

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Education › Re: Nigeria To Enrol 10.2 Million Out-Of-School Children by engrfaruq(m): 12:14pm On Oct 19, 2019

When other countries are fast developing in every level of life, Nigeria is sadly struggling with forced enrollment of children in schools.... Something other countries are through with centuries ago.... Hmmm

Travel › Re: Qatar Is So Hot, Now Installs AC Outdoor And 2022 World Cup Stadium(Photos) by engrfaruq(m): 12:09pm On Oct 19, 2019

Omoluabi16:
See mind blowing innovations.These pictures make me sad about Nigeria. The same crude oil we have. We even have much more resources. Just trying to imagine what it would feel like to live in such model cities as a bonafide citizen.

In naija here, Abuja precisely, people brag when they live in one supposed model city called Gwarimpa Model City, that cannot pass for a ghetto in developed world.

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Celebrities › Re: Bella Hadid Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World - Golden Ratio Of Beauty by engrfaruq(m): 8:23pm On Oct 17, 2019

ernieboy:
LOL funny, but some peeps especially in the Western world see " lepka" stature as an essential ingredient of beauty.

Yeah.. It may be appeasing to eyes, but not dickson...

Celebrities › Re: Bella Hadid Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World - Golden Ratio Of Beauty by engrfaruq(m): 8:11pm On Oct 17, 2019

ernieboy:
their concept of beauty is different from our, most of the ladies we call beautiful here will be called overweight or plus size women in the Western world.

I cannot settle for that lekpa as wife or girlfriend.... How would I derive satisfaction from sleeping with that bone and bone...

Food › Re: Latest Prices Of Bags Of Rice In Nigeria by engrfaruq(m): 6:34pm On Oct 17, 2019

In short, a minimum wage earner cannot afford a bag of rice.

Politics › Buhari Approves N10bn Intervention Fund For The Upgrade Of Enugu Airport by engrfaruq(op): 1:53pm On Oct 17, 2019

President Muhammadu Buhari has just announced the approval of ten billion Naira, as intervention fund for the upgrade of Akanu Ibiam International Airport, Enugu.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Faint As Military Officers Were Executed For Killing Civilians [1968] by engrfaruq(m): 7:57am On Oct 17, 2019

If this should happen now, and accidentally the erring soldiers to be Yorubas or Igbos, FFK and Nnamdi Kanu would resort to spewing all manners of disparaging remarks about the North-dominated army.

Nairaland General › Re: Can Super glue Be dissolved? by engrfaruq(m): 7:35am On Oct 17, 2019

wizflame:
Can someone provide a solution to my question?

Is it possible to dissolve super glue or aradite?
If yes, with what and how?
Thanks.

Everything has a soluble solvent, just google for a solvent for super glue and aradite.. May be petrol or diesel can do, I don't know.

Celebrities › Re: Bella Hadid Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World - Golden Ratio Of Beauty by engrfaruq(m): 7:29am On Oct 17, 2019*

Still searching for the beauty... Let us see her shape first, before you give us one shapeless woman as most beautiful

Modified

With this shape, she cannot pass for the most beautiful girl in my village

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Politics › Re: Who Is Alhaji Mamman Daura ? by engrfaruq(m): 7:01pm On Oct 16, 2019

Bizibi:
quiet,which multibilionaire Before where??

Don't say things you don't know.....

Tell me his net worth, Mr. Known all.

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Politics › Re: Who Is Alhaji Mamman Daura ? by engrfaruq(m): 12:39pm On Oct 16, 2019

Racoon:
Obviously Mamman Daura is on Nigerian govt payroll under the Buhari regime.Perhaps the emir of Daura with be there too.

The man has been a multi billionaire even before you were born... So what payroll are you talking about?

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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Mike Receives His Arena Games' Champion's Reward by engrfaruq(m): 2:35pm On Oct 15, 2019

Consolation prize

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Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze, Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko, Hushpuppi Meet In Dubai (Video, Photos) by engrfaruq(m): 10:23am On Oct 15, 2019

So the Ned guy is a Muslim.. Issokay

Travel › Re: Nairalander's Aerial Arone Photos Of Autumn Foliage In Saint Petersburg by engrfaruq(m): 1:10pm On Oct 13, 2019

Why the place come look like Lagos?

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Steps Out For A Wedding In Chic Outfit by engrfaruq(m): 8:56pm On Oct 12, 2019

AmazingELixir:
:

Anybody wey fix wedding today for Lagos him/her name na sorry.

I attended 3 weddings at three different locations today

Family › Re: My Baby Is Just 4 Months And My Wife Is Pregnant Again, I Want Abortion by engrfaruq(m): 10:19am On Oct 12, 2019

IamCharles123:
But pulling out can fail too.

Yeah, I know

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