₦airaland Forum

blackbeau1:
Well, in Uk, the lecturers aren't as bitter and wicked as the ones we have here. For instance, one of our lecturers told us 'anatomy dept can never produce a 1st class because they (lecturers) can't let us do so. 'According to him if we did, there's a chance we could get a job in the department and they simply couldn't allow that.

You see, can you just imagine what is coming out from the mouth of the lecturer who is supposed to be your adviser and source of encouragement. Nigeria is a failed state.

Nigeriadondie:
If u school abroad and with all the state of the art faciilities and u re serious and determined coupled with lecturers who dont see themselves as gods or too arrogant to even relate well with their students tell me why that student would not excel. Not one who wud impose textbooks on u and fail u for not buying or tell u grade A is for God or his dead ancestors

Those who do sciences, engineering and medical courses and studied both in Nigeria and abroad wud see the huge difference between modern 21st century education and archaic system of education in Nigeria with dilapidated labs and if there are equipment they are old model and that is y our graduates trained locally can never measure up to d challenges of d 21st century. Not to talk of outdated curriculum as some of our lecturers still give their notes of 80's to students in 2017

What of incessant strikes by ASUU, NASU, SSANU that wud make a student spend more years than necessary when he or she must ve spent years waiting to get in, in the first place.

No wonder our looters in power send their kids abroad to school cos they know the wide gap between our educational system abroad and what u ve home. Even the least rated school in Europe and America is far ahead of our so called presitgious ivory towers if they even ve any prestige at all.

Also, the excellent performance of Nigerian students abroad attests to d fact that if given the right environment, Nigerians would always excel even far beyond set expectations. But sadly, most of the abundant talented youths whose skills should ve been nurtured, groomed,mdeveloped and subsequently harnessed for the good of all rots away.

Nigeria is a ground for destroying destinies but when some are able to succeed the useless country would always want to identify with success they never made any contribution to.

U see many Nigerians who ve excelled in their chosen fields abroad and when they make waves the useless govt wud want to identify with them as if they did anything to contribute to d success of that individual and obviously if that person had been in Nigeria is 101% certain that such individual may never have gotten to d peak of their career perharp some may ve died

Oh... You have just said my mind. This is just the plain truth about our educational system. Killing dreams since time immemorial.

ecoeco:
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Dis is y som peple will b poor forever

Giv das face n ass to any nairaland girl If she will not become a millionaire in 7 days
Dis one is showing it to birds nd squirrels
Fulani herdsmen ar coming for u



#Eco99#

And u are proud of this poo u typed Who is doing u?

sarrki:
She's a Nigerian lady
Also serving under Nigeria Army

I feel ur pain bro. But she is Igbo... admit it.

vizkiz:
untop 60k?

60k whey guys dey take pop champaign for club? Nawa oh

How many of those guys would have accepted to help him if he had met them for help?

deepwater:
OP what is the meaning of this thread

Gatherings
Yoruba women like heavy gatherings, owambe things, they would block the road completely, kill big cows and drink enough hydraulic soup to celebrate their wards who have just completed apprenticeship in carpentry and hairdressing without having money to rent a shop for their practice afterwards.

The Women
Their women are so timid, at the mention of olopa (police) they run away, and hide at their backyards shouting ye! ye! mokun o! ọlọrun gbà mi!!!

Food
Yoruba women are skillful in inoculating their kids with hydraulic soups immediatly after birth, most times, they turn the innocent child upside down, head strapped withing their fleshy thighs, nostrils blocked, and mouth wide open to inoculate hydraulics into the infant while s/he gasp for the breath of life (this makes me cry )

Business
Yoruba women have no business acumen, all they do is kiri (hawk) akara elepo and pàkúté on the streets of Nigeria

NYASH
They can have Nyash for Africa, this is obviously the resultant effect of hydraulic soup inoculation. they have big big watery nyash unlike their igbo counterparts who have firm, thick, water melon hard,and onion curvy butts, Yoruba own is always dirty and smelling

Salutation
They salute with every happenings;Ẹ ku ibalopo, Ẹ ku abọ, Ẹ ku aarọ, Ẹ ku ọsan, Ẹ ku strike, Ẹ ku subsidy, Ounjẹ ajẹye o, Ko to ọpẹ, Ẹ ku Ayọ Ajinde, Ẹ ku Ayọ Keresimesi ati Ọdun Tuntun

Oh Lawd... What kind of savage is this

basty:
Tell them that, Lagos is not their home.

Enough of Parasitic encroachments on the people of South-West they hate.

Is there anywhere in the writeup that made mention of south west? Why are u being unnecessarily bitter?

Okpa and Tea is bae. thank me later

So, in one of my WhatsApp group chat someone decided to make a joke out of the prolonged delay of the NYSC Batch A, Stream II deployment. He was like:

Teacher: Which is the highest mountain in Africa?
Students: Mountain Kilimanjaro
Teacher: Good. Which is the longest river in Africa?
Students: River Nile
Teacher: Very good. Now which is the longest stream in Nigeria?
Students: NYSC Batch A, Stream II

I couldn't control my laughter, I was even looking for fainting space. Lol.

Please if you know anyone in Stream II, Batch A, try checking up on them o. You have no idea what they are going through.
Save a life.
Hug someone in stream II today.

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Savage

Naija I hail thee o. I bow before your throne.

No man should hit a lady. But if she is not a lady but a tout, please beat her like a tout.
If a lady in the course of an argument slaps the man first, please she is a tout. Treat her like one.
If she holds a man's shirt by the throat, she is a tout, please treat her like one.
If she goes on an uncontrollable destruction spree of your properties, she is a tout and vandal, beat her like a tout and hand her over to the police like a vandal.
If she is spoiling for a fight and daring the man to a fight if he is a man, ladies don't do that, only touts do, please grant her request.
Nonsense. It's not every being that was born a female is a lady
# copied
# anonymous

And we are supposed to fry beans

Is it ur eating? Ehn? Is it ur isiewu?

How is it your business

IGBOS, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANYONE POPULAR BY MISTAKE!
We have the NUMBERS on Facebook. Use it for silence!
By Charles Ogbu:
Our motor still remain, boycott all posts, timelines and comments mocking Biafra and Nnamdi Kanu.
Make the posters IRRELEVANT.
The only reason they are doing this is because we keep giving them undue attention. Those lots are not worthy of even our silence.
If they make their anti-Igbo/anti-Biafra/
anti-Kanu post and no Igbo person comes there to comment or like, the post will die a natural death and the owner will know that Igbo/Biafra bashing is now a contraband business.
Who are the people making them popular if not Igbo?
80% of their commenters/likers are Igbo.
Boycott these hate-filled lots.
Make them irrelevant.
Don't argue.
Don't insult.
Don't even call them out because that will be making them popular. Just ignore!!!.
Pretend like they don't exist.
If you see any Igbo person commenting there, go inbox and convince the person to ignore those idiots.
Some of these guys do it purposely to attract traffic.
Show them that we Igbos have the numbers.
We own this arena called FB.
We run the streets here.
Prove this to them by ignoring them. That way, they will go back to having just 3 comments on their posts.
And we will have more time to focus on advancing our case in support of our struggle.
Igbos, please, try this.
You will see that it works like magic.
PLEASE SHARE!
Charles Ogbu
11 mins · Public

When there is nothing again to move to front page.

Afonjas and NCAN will not check names now o.

It's when it's time for negative news, you will see them flaunting their claws, scratching people's face, leaving ancient tribal marks on their faces.

How trendy?
Few months back it was "I slay", "Slay queen", "Slay_mama", and all of that. Not until they were educated on the slaying prowess of wicked queen Jezebel that such insane trend got distorted. It was so shameful that even some christian sisters slayed, thank God we are past that now.
Surprisingly, it only gave way to a more disturbing trend. It's now almost impossible to read 5 posts on the social media without coming across these mantras; "give me space, I want to faint", "shift, let me faint", some go as far as asking you if you have bed and space for them to faint.... Lol
Quite seriously, how is that stylish? Where in the world do you win admiration for fainting? Or do you really want to faint?
I am waiting for a dispensation when people will glory over the number of persons they told about Christ. Yes, that's why you were saved!
Enough for these vain talks... It's time to be intentional with our living!

The man over reacted by beating the girl in such manner. Frog jumping for 30-45 mins would have done the brain reset.

And the lawyer abi human right activist should not blame the man 100% even though, they need to install some sense into the child beater. For crying out loud, she stole. And no one likes to be stolen from.

millhouse:
try and pick up the Nigerian constitution and read.. It's sold at CMS under bridge

Savage

I can also help with the app.

Op don't mind them. When their kidneys, lungs and livers start deteriorating, then we will know who is man enough. Nonsense.

And it had to hit front page

Hello everyone who made it to the Batch A stream 1 to kebbi state its stephen 08027189831 dakingari was heat and I enjoyed myself thank you Alhaji Lawal Turawa for your hospitality.and to all Platoon 2 members who won the 2017 batch A streAm 1 inter platoon football competiton.precious, biggy,D O S.Army yusuf and Army victor and Army cyril.I missed you .from stephen redeployed to OGUN STATE.

Lol... The Op is sounding so pained. Op take am easy o.

People still dey live for Borno

Lemme quickly book this space. I might be needing it for fainting.

Lemme kuku book this space. I might be needing it for fainting.