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For instance, DARPA has developed an anti RPG humvee

So when a rocket propelled grenade is launched at the humvee, it's sensors detect the grenade (moving at high speeds obviously) and fires a weapon at the RPG just when it's close to the humvee to deactivate the grenade.

Tell me that aint some high tech stuvs

smh

have you ever heard of "DARPA"

please do your research

Also, did you know that -

When a girl sweats, she's sexxy...

but when a guy sweats, he stinks

Linda, I'll be urs, if you'll have me

how can i get her contacts

hmmmm, neva really thought about that

[img]http://stupidcupidblog.files./2014/08/fresh-prince-hmm.gif[/img]

[color=#95a5a6]"your money too short, you can't be talking to me"[/color]

sinaj:
I cnt wait to see y'al wedding pics in anoda thread

when are you coming to lag i've already put our weed money separately.

please hurry, don't wanna light up by my lonesome

I keep asking when Nigeria will progress.

Funny thing is, Law Enforcement Officers will drive past this guy like nothing is happening.

I just don't know where we'd begin in fixing this country men

Damn! That's really sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdqwSDoMOdM

Have you ever heard of the story of crabs in the bucket

It is said that if you have multiple crabs in a bucket, you can leave the bucket open and the crabs won't escape. However, the scenario becomes quite fascinating if you were to have just a single crab in the bucket. That single crab would be able to climb out of the bucket to freedom.

So why do the multiple crabs in a bucket find it so hard to escape, while just a single one of them does it with ease You would think that with more man power available to them, they'd even make it out the bucket quicker.

The answer lies in the fact that when multiple crabs are placed in a bucket, each one tries to pull the other down and the resultant effect is that none of them gets to escape, as if they try, they will be pulled down.

Why do we keep pulling down every tribe in this country Can we ever progress if we keep pulling ourselves down at the slightest chance we get


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dTF8fRh2A

We need to figure out how to pull ourselves up, cause the only other alternative we'd have is for each of us to do it alone.

QuotaSystem:
All these fake PDP blogs - what concerns daily times with this wailing article?

Infomant news ke Ifeoma news ni

Robotica

The day you ever criticize boo boo, no matter how light the criticism is, that is the day pigs will begin to fly out my asss, mtcheew

Didn't we sell ourselves back then for mirrors n shhh

Even now, it's still all smoke and mirrors as we are being sold to poverty as a nation by politicians, in return for fat bank accounts that resemble state budgets

mtcheew

kayvandutch:
You don't understand how real estate works,it's your stupidity that should be listed on the stock exchange. What makes of the value of a house,location,prestige and supply and demand. We are Nigerians,why are you brining UK and America into the equation,why should a Nigerianbe buying real estate outside their homeland and enriching other countries like the corrupt politicians do. She could ahve bought a house in Monaco,Dubai,London,LA, or New York but she decided to invest in our home country,I give her kudos for that.

Please refer to my previous post, okay

all4naija:
The lawns are well kept, the roads are well maintained, and the green is one thing I like there. I cannot forget my childhood visiting family members there. I have an uncle who used to live in the area and we often visit on Halloween when I was very young. Yes the area is much more better than any place I have seen when I visit Nigeria. Much more better than Banana Island in Lagos.

Thanks for breaking it down for all. Naija just like sufferhead too much, even with money, na expensive sufferhead, mtcheew

How does a location become prestigious without at least having, nice lawns, good roads, buried drainages and so on

Of course it's only in Naija, where a location becomes prestigious because it has just 100 potholes, while the other locations have about a thousand. That's how prestige is measured here, smh

cramjones:
Nigeria keeps continue remaining a country of scammers ran by scammers. Linda Ikeji was clearly scammed if she paid over N800 million in Banana Island. Here is why she was scammed.

1. The house has no lawn

2. the house has no nice views

3. The house swimming pool is so small with abosultely no privacy (her neighbour can peep at her unclothedness)

4. Would need a generator

5. No running water

6. Not a super nice neighbourhood.

7. No yard space

$4 million spent in the United States would have bought her a home of her dreams and not the scam they made with her money.

Here is a house in Atlanta listed on Zillow that costs a fraction $3.5 million.

-CramJones

Though you're a controversial fellow, I have to give you the utmost kudos here, kudos brah!

Nigeria is just tooooo insane men, the stupidity here should be listed on the stock exchange.

Charging mills for those lekki houses with rough and broken interlocking stone outside and mosquito central gutters. I can almost swear I've seen mosquitoes dancing to music in those gutters before, but it could just have been my imagination though

it could be the alternator or radiator, when last did you change your oil

Dont even wanna go there

Thanks op, for steering up bad memories

octacores:
Please do already. You're already constituting a nuisance here.
Iranu

Hey, I'm working on it.

You can continue to stay here to "suffer and smile", afterall, it is said that Nigerians are amongst the happiest people in the world, amidst their "avoidable" suffering.

In short, naija just like suffer and what do we do? we smile

I think I've smiled enough, time to get serious for a change

angelberton:
Indecision, eh? Given your awful dissatisfaction and lack of hope with Nigeria? You are not serious!

Yes, indecision in the sense of, what country to port to

There are a lot of providers on the map, you know

angelberton:
It's a willful choice, you can renounce your citizenship and apply for Cameroonian one!

Hey, i just might.

backtosender:
[b]Nigeria is the worst place to be in the
world. A place filled with evil and darkness. A
place built on fraud. A place with schools but
their leaders would send their children abroad to
study. A place where there are hospitals but for
their leaders when they get sick, the go abroad
for treatments. A place where even the citizens
are so stupid to see that their problems are their
leaders. A place where citizens are against
anyone who tries to liberate them from their
foolishness. A place where sick and hungry
citizens would come and still vote for the same
person who is the cause of their sickness and
hunger. A place where citizens do not know
their rights and can accept any crap from
anyone at the top level. A place where people
know the cause of their problems but would do
nothing about it. A place where corruption and
bribery are norm. A place where human lives are
worthless. A place where stupid poor people
would die to protect a person who is responsible
for them being poor. A place where everyone is
religious but full of evil. A place where people
make money in God's name. A place where
there are no records for her citizens, they don't
know how many are born today, they don't know
how many died today! People living in this fraud
Nigeria, it's high time you tell yourselves the
naked truth. Nigeria was never created for your
own good. Britain created Nigeria after killing so
many of our leaders and people to serve her
selfish interest. The poorest country in the world
provides electricity to her citizens but Nigeria
with all her wealth could not, have you asked
yourself why? Because Nigeria was never
created for you to survive in it. Nigeria will
continue serving the interest of Britian utill the
day you give it up and reject it forever. This is
not about being a Biafran, it's about the truth
and reality. So long as you hold on to this fraud
Nigeria the British contraption and zoo, you will
never be able to reason like a human being
should. WAKE UP PEOPLE, PUT DOWN NIGERIA
FOR SHE IS KILLING YOU![/b]

Dude, I think I may have lost all hope in Nigeria. Most of the citizens adore mediocrity and wallow in what seems to be willful stupidity.

I was unfortunate to stumble upon some tribal threads here recently and kept seeing alot of people use the term "HOST".

Lets tell ourselves the truth, you can't be a "host" to someone living in the same house as you are, unless of course you decide to live separately. Then you can invite guests over and legitimately be able to call yourself a "host".

I think the best way forward, as most have already been clamoring for, is for the country to divide. I think then, we'd have better diplomatic relations with one another.

That's the only logical approach that comes to mind.

God help this so called country called Nigeria, smh

I officially give up with comments such as these.

NewNigeriaMind:
take it easy, what if I put first bank up there, the truth is, as a popular person you hardly have secrets, including your net worth.

well you do have a point, but still though.

i know famous people have their privacy invaded frequently, but the truth is, suing is always a viable option for any celebrity to choose. I guess it just depends on the celeb in question. Some may decide it comes with the territory, while others may insist that being famous doesn't entitle one to loss of privacy and decide to punish those that they see fit to punish.

NewNigeriaMind:
Being smart and analytical is not a Yoruba trait alone, her savings account in GTbank averages 120m. No way she can even afford ahouse in lekki phase 1

don't ask me how I know, a banker told a banker who told me

What kind of fuvked up country do we live in where a banker can now publicize the account balance of their customers

If I were Linda reading this and what you just said resonated with my real balance, then I'm suing the fuvk out of that bank

Suing for at least 3 times my account balance.

That would teach them how to train their staff, mtcheew

TonyeBarcanista:
Oooops!!!!! And I'm here writing epistles?


God bless Her jare..

We need to form our own political party to rescue power away from all these oldies in government.

A party made up of hardcore intellectuals, with the aim of promoting fast and efficient solutions to Nigeria's many problems.

A party that would finally embrace science and technology, embrace research and development.

A modern party that would usher in a new Nigeria and redefine what it means to be called a Nigerian.

tempest01:
That shows the security apparatus of the country had failed Mr "norant"

word!

So do they have a plan on getting there

Do they have any specific suspects they are on the look out for

How long do they intend to occupy the area

What happens when they leave



Dunno, but I just feel this is sorta like a patch for a deeply structural problem. Structural in the sense that our policing needs to become better, needs to become consistent, sophisticated and so on, instead of these one time barrages being carried out.

mysticgal:
The presenter looks a doll

ur dp made me smile and laugh and smile...

hehe, I'd drive by and splash water on her face

am tired of all dis relation right up

nowaday, i usual just ask a girl strate, "can u please gimme yansh "

if she say no, den is not ment to be