₦airaland Forum

PinkBarbie:
Was getting funny until the last part.

Hey, I'd really like to get to know you, if you don't mind.

I think we could make for very gud buds

I found this out in my college days and was shocked to my marrow when I found out that just one pack contains more sodium than what you need for the whole day

of course then, boys dey chop 3 packs at a time with boiled egg, abi who dey chop just one pack

so 3 packs in the morning and 3 packs at night, that's like 6 times the sodium for one day, then times one week

omo remain small, pesin for don turn to pillar of salt

MrsPhyno:

MrsPhyno:

all4naija:
I am so surprised these are the kind of people we have in Nigeria. Ignorant and primitive mutherf**kers! I am ashamed of Nigerians!

just daft animals and it shows in every sector of the nation.

a nation with oil and gas deposits but yet, saddled with petrol scarcity

dumb, crass, idiotic animals. I'm so very ashamed, mtcheew

I'm sorry, but this goes to show just how daft most Nigerians are, mtcheew

Just good at abuses and illiterate thinking

So I guess God will be angry cause he prayed for France ba?

Dumb animals, mtcheew

My best prank till date has been my old voice message

Goes like this:

**ring, ring, enters voicemail but caller unaware yet***

"Hello!"
**3 second pause**

"Can u hear me?"
**3 second pause**

"Who's this please?"
**3 second pause**

"Oh heeey, how u dooing?"
**3 second pause**

"I'm sorry you've reached Charles right now, please leave ur name and number and I'll call u back"



Men, my Dad almost killed me men when he called and had been chatting with my fake self on voicemail, lol.

Durenttt:
Am a

Transgender

sukkot:
moving 13 billion pounds is easy. did you not hear that jonathan approved them to use vans to move the money ? it is easy to move 13 billion pounds if the president is under your spell. but its dollars not pounds so its really like 7 billion pounds

When are we stoning Fashola

Abi is it good to spend 78 million naira on a personal website

ibkgab001:
Amen and i pray it shall be manifest in your life and the whole of your family


why has anyone from her family never come out that the allegation against her is wrong


not even the bastard navy husband


eni sorireeeeeeeeeeeee

When are we stoning Fashola

Abi is it good to spend 78 million naira on a personal website

ibkgab001:
you will never live to see the end of Deiziani .... the Blood of innocent Nigerias will ask you and your entire generation for having sympathy for someone who is meant to be stoned to death


Eni se orire laye m bi ..

When are we stoning Fashola

Abi is it good to spend 78 million naira on a personal website

demarc001:
*****************************
WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

Chai

I still prefer chidinma

Chidinmaaaaa ooooo

Are these guys talking about speed limiters in cars

Oh my days

If so, then God I'm sorry but I have to wail over being a Nigerian

How can daftness be so common place in this country

aprokomanager:
Abeg wetin b d name of d lady when near genevieve...and y er hair b luk dat?

That is my cousin bro, proud of her

Though she now forming levels for us, her own blood, well such is life

Actually think I could lick her bum

I would love to be ur provider, listen to u, care for u when ur sick and of course, eat ur kitty Kat like there's no tomorrow when we're feeling freaky

Chidinmaaaaa oooooo

I must marry this girl

Chidinmaaaaaaaaaaa

Chidinma oooooooo

Daminaj1:
So. but if he wants to eat Spaghetti Ferrari or Spaghetti Bugatti he will still get it.
We are talking about people who have no option than to eat local rice or no rice at all.

So he should become broke for u ba?

Dats when you'll be happy ba?

Deez nigggahs

sweatlana:
I love my senator
Nigerians don't know what we want that's why we can't move forward.
If we see Dino melaye displaying wealth we complain.
If we see Ben Bruce showing patronage we still complain!
Na wa for we sharr. No wonder we are so screwed up!

Bless u bro!

Such confused citizens we have

This guy was even paid b4 all the politics and is still trying in ways to connect to the masses, but for were

Misery really loves company.

eyeon:
For love, you might but wount know you did. #MyOpinion

No I won't do that

***Wash my panties honey***

no I won't do that

Nooo I won't do that

Good day ladies and gentlemen, lynx is about to start oooo

Pull out ur blackberry and ping...

MadCow1:
When I become the Governor, I will increase the States IGR by 35% from traffic offences fines.


If you carry Mopol inside your motor take commit the crime, (x 5)

If na Convoy you carry... Fine - (x 5) multiplied by the number of Vehicles.

If na commercial Vehicle.. All the Passengers wey siddon inside dey look as the driver dey break traffic laws go follow pay fine for aiding and abetting an offence.

If your motor spend pass 2 Night for impound yard, your demurrage go get belle born twins.

If you be regular customer, we go dey give you 5% discount for every offence after your first 5 five.

If you drive for Pedestrian walkway, your bill go be per-square meter of distance covered..

Any Bus driver wey stop illegally for road. 2500 Naira Instant fine. (POS available)

If Conductor hang for the bus as e dey move or the bus dey move with open door, Driver plus all ehn passengers go pay the fine.

God bless you men!

We need men with common sense and if even a mad cow such as this can have common sense, then what is happening with our politicians

If you could transport Texas police over to Lagos, meeeeeen, they would so love it, pulling every body over left right and center. Doesn't matter if we don't have a database yet, police can take first time offenders to the station to do their bio-metrics, lol.

Mad Cow, may you never lack milk

still part of the game, "accidental meetup"

like a nigggah will see a chic at point A in a circle going clockwise, then the nigga will start running counter-clockwise just to intercept her "accidentally" at point B

still a game mein

Getting drunk is for pucciees

Why would I wanna lose motor control

Rather get high

#TeamFreeMaryJane

geni340:
We are nt talking of breasts here nw..

Hmmm, see breastses

Ginaz:
do you have a private jet? have you been to Paris, London and Japan where do you do your shopping? how many ATM cards do you have?

if yes to all the above questions, I can send you my number cos I'm single and ready to mingle

Hey, I have a membership to Lewis Veetun in their Pari headquarters, no lie, no lie, no lie-aya

Reals girls say damn, he ain't never told no lie, he ain't never told no lie

R u real

quiinnBee:
whyyou seef go dey house from 7am_6pm.
my friend get a job.
i bet if you were working she wont be coming to your house daily

Hey u! What do you do for a living?

If u like then u should have put a ring on it

O O O

I can bet you that not one motorist knew the number for police to dial, smh

Like why can't we get a "911" type number in Nigeria that every citizen would know Even if it where a 3 year old kid sef, his naija police car toy would have the number on the side, so he/she would already be growing up with the instinct to dial that number when in trouble.

Why does naija have to always lag behind Makes me want to become Governor or President someday men, to try to solve these common sense issues, or at least prop up someone with common sense to solve the common sense issues.

Ordinary electricity, we can't harness Do you guys know when electricity was discovered We are not even asking these leaders to setup high tech labs to re-discover electricity we're just asking them to simply import the technology and pay the cost without stealing the money.

Getting tired of waiting for naija to get common sense men, sigh

Tkester:
Nonsense, there's nothing like DARPA. It's just fictional!

r u for real

check out the iron curtain


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_yz_ONZltA