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FoodRe: The Sweet Rice And Beans I’m Cooking by Enimin: 10:16pm On Oct 29, 2022
olasaad:
Beautiful husband material shocked but my problem with you guys is that after marriage most of you guys become lazy in doing house chores.
After marriage they are hustling to feed your lazy ass yet you still expect house chores evenly split

No be juju be that?
CrimeRe: Terror Alert: Police Refute Claims Of Planted Bombs across Abuja by Enimin:
politicoNG:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0RufuKiVminL6SDbHm8DVE1zDWbngCTtz8DGEwCyudK8hX4LCmxaYZU8xJkc3AQtsl&id=100064453009372
Of course they will lie

90% of naija police job-description is the telling of huge fat lies from dusk to dawn
PoliticsRe: Gumi Rejects Naira Redesign, Describes It As Economic Suicide by Enimin: 9:25pm On Oct 29, 2022
treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/gumi-rejects-naira-redesign-describes-it-as-economic-suicide
Because it will adversely affect his favorite people now, the terrorists sitting on hundreds of billions in ransome cash inside the forests.
FamilyRe: My Experience With Two Of My So Called Friends by Enimin: 7:58pm On Oct 29, 2022
Spray:
Little wins in my career struggle they discussed among themselves, make mockery of me behind me when i Bought a car, and they said it has no second hand value, after like four to five years, they struggle to buy that same car they discredited.
Joseph (Not real name) will tell me this what Charles said (Not real name too). But Charles has never in a day tell me this is what Joseph said behind me.

Any little opportunity Joseph have with me,he bring conversation him and Charles had. How Charles envy and hatted me so much.

I summoned courage to reach out to Charles, by telling him, why is it that whenever he's with people, he bring my issues, even the trivial ones that we always laugh together. He said the person telling me all of these is exaggerating.

Why I confronted him is that, I want to do away with both of them for life, so that they won't be surprised seeing me avoiding them.

Because this has been happening for years and it's telling on my mental health. Even women hardly behaves like this, these days.

I really do not know if I over reacted by confronting Charles for all his shenanigans
Cut off tbe both of them!
CrimeRe: US: Man Chops Partner's Head Off, Stabs Her Corpse Over 100 Times (Pictured) by Enimin: 4:22pm On Oct 29, 2022
Fira09:
SOURCE
Plenty of subhuman whites out there in America
PoliticsRe: Many Feared Kidnapped On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by Enimin: 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2022
Kagd10:
Tinubu fought the democracy your stoopid self enjoy today. Meanwhile Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa
Tinubu fought for which democracy?

May God punish you, punish your stupid father and stupid Tinubu join. Piglet.
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As British Airways Diverts Abuja Flight To Lagos Over Terror Al by Enimin: 12:25am On Oct 29, 2022
oshozondii:
https://gazettengr.com/passengers-groan-as-british-airways-diverts-abuja-flight-to-lagos-over-terror-alerts/
Very soon ehn, they will drop you in Cotonou and you will use bus to get to Seme. From there you go pass bush enter Nigeria. Very soon o

Make una dey there dey speak useless grammar
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar At The State Department Office In Washington Today (Pictures) by Enimin: 10:35pm On Oct 28, 2022
EmeraldJD:
This Dino bele na beer and nkwobi bele be that.
Atiku hid his inside a jacket but it's still horrible and unhealthy.

Tinubu is clearly fitter than these guys because (I guess) his vices are different
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar At The State Department Office In Washington Today (Pictures) by Enimin: 10:31pm On Oct 28, 2022
Nasan:
Alh. Atiku Abubakar At The State Department Office In DC Today.
Look at the bellies on these greedy animals shocked

Dino Melaye as part of any Abuja government is a fúcking nightmare, tho still way better than MC Oluomo or Tunde Fowler
FamilyRe: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by Enimin:
Onetenth:
I have never believed in reincarnation but my eyes did saw one yesterday

Here's the story:

Year 2020, I think around may according to his parents because I can't recollect, this neighbor of ours and close friend to my sibling was into cultism.
There's was a cult clash at ikorodu that year and he lost his life, I wasn't told I was there life when police released his corpse to his parents and I was even part of those who digged the grave he was buried. Two years ago oo..


Now, this is year 2022, I saw this boy at orile, he wanted to board the bus I was in with my girlfriend. Immediately we both saw each other I wanted to scream but I couldn't I don't know how. But everyone in the bus saw my reaction, this boy disappeared on that spot.

This isn't a made up story, if there's any nairalander at orile bustop around that time will testify to this.

Omo! I still can't believe what I saw, I cried till I got home, my girlfriend was shocked and speechless as well. How did he do that? How did he disappear in midst of people? Why is he not dead? There's obviously something spiritual about this that I'm not told.

His mom has been hospitalized since we got home and I explained everything that happened. He was her only child. This is so disheartening and scary as well
Nothing 'spiritual' about it...just an unexpected intersection of two otherwise parallel lifelines or realities where the dude happened to be dead in one and alive in the other i.e. two mutually exclusive manifestations of reality. Of course they got merged the minute you guys saw each other, and the version that had more people in agreement with it prevailed. Dude just had to stop existing (primarily for you, and also for anyone else mutually aware of his death alongside yourself) the minute that happened. You can bet he's still running around in other probable existences of his that are out of reach of you guys.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Looking Dapper In Suit In His Office (Photo) by Enimin: 1:02pm On Oct 28, 2022
nairavsdollars:
The All Progressives Congress (APC) campaign council has released another presidential picture of what Asiwaju Bola Tinubu will look like as President.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With Nigerians In Diaspora In South Korea (Photos) by Enimin: 8:32am On Oct 28, 2022
Foreign AffairsRe: Ramaphosa Criticises USA For Issuing Terror Attack Alert by Enimin: 8:28am On Oct 28, 2022
toxtimmy:
Are you gay(... If yes, good luck.
Aren't you the one screaming gay pride up and down? Better fúck off my mentions with your expanded anus, before amadioha strike you
Foreign AffairsRe: Ramaphosa Criticises USA For Issuing Terror Attack Alert by Enimin: 12:34am On Oct 28, 2022
toxtimmy:
Lol...your eye must be on the sole of your feet... America is trying to destroy South Africa just because South Africa refused to sanction Russia.

Next thing after gay pride is regime change in South Africa sponsored by the usual USA and their western cohorts.
What the hell has this got to do with gay pride

You're a nut, obviously...I bet you see reptilian aliens and greys on your front lawn every night
PoliticsRe: 2023: Ben Ayade Presents N330 Billion "budget of Quantum Infinitum" by Enimin: 11:43pm On Oct 27, 2022
Dreynox:
God abeg o, make Emi Lokan no enter Aso Rock abeg.....We don't want budget for Pampers ( 45billion per year ) added to the National budget.
That one go be Budget of Excremental Densification
PoliticsRe: 2023: Ben Ayade Presents N330 Billion "budget of Quantum Infinitum" by Enimin: 11:29pm On Oct 27, 2022
politicoNG:
…say he has created an independent economy for C’River



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/ayade-presents-n330bn-2023-budget-to-cross-river-assembly/


Since the inception of the Government of Ben Ayade, a Professor of Environmental Microbiology, titles of budget from the Cross Rivers Government are usually subject of discussions in political terrains.


2016: Budget of Deep Vision

2017: Budget of Infinite Transposition

2018: Budget of Kinetic Crystallization

2019: Budget of Quabalistic Densification

2020: Budget of Olimpotic Meristemasis

2021: Budget of Blush and Bliss

2022 - Budget of Conjugated Agglutination
No be this guy dey fvck that young, yellow APC national pussy

Madman cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Ramaphosa Criticises USA For Issuing Terror Attack Alert by Enimin: 11:17pm On Oct 27, 2022
Emu4life:
More often than not, people who's first defensive mechanism is insult, are intellectually shallow.
Apparently, you have very little knowledge on what you are trying to say. I would have schooled you but you are Ignorant and Arrogant.
Now go back and tell your village people that the USA can monitor terrorists in other Countries but can't Monitor Terrorists/Mass shooters in their own land to save their own people.
At least you've started trying to learn how to think

Rome was not built in a day
Foreign AffairsRe: Ramaphosa Criticises USA For Issuing Terror Attack Alert by Enimin: 10:12pm On Oct 27, 2022
Emu4life:
And they couldn't monitor Mass shooters?? Na overhype kill 2020
Mumu, mass shooters are loners and social outcasts, if they co-ordinated with each other they would be monitored

Na wetin oyibo take pass una be that...they use their brains all the time while people like you hardly ever use yours except for food, sex or immediate cash (fraud usually)
Foreign AffairsRe: Ramaphosa Criticises USA For Issuing Terror Attack Alert by Enimin: 10:04pm On Oct 27, 2022
WannaHowzit:
[b]South African President Cyril Ramaphosa has criticized the US for failing to discuss a
https://saharareporters.com/2022/10/27/south-african-president-ramaphosa-criticises-us-announcing-terror-alert-without
Like these foolish African 'leaders' don't understand that the Americans monitor most electronic communications worldwide, including their owm. The U.S prolly knows what Ramaphosa discussed with his mistress/wife when they were last in bed together
CelebritiesRe: Late Rico Swavey Was Not Drunk – Family, Witness by Enimin: 9:43pm On Oct 27, 2022
chisomkachy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/late-rico-swavey-was-not-drunk-family-witness/
Why would anyone run into a concrete median unless they are drunk, they should've provided an alternative excuse because their lone-accident, sober-driver story just doesn't make any fucking sense

On a more general note we should all continuously pray to never have a medical emergency in Nigeria, Because these days that would be direct entry to heaven o (or hell, as the case may be)
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu To Borrow N350 Billion To Fund 2023 Budget by Enimin: 5:57pm On Oct 27, 2022
LegendHero:
Nice one Sanwo-Olu.

350billion is still within range in Lagos for a full budget year considering the size of the budget and the infrastructural spending the government is currently undertaking.

Just give us the light rail by first quarter of next year and complete the rest of the lines.

I can see the children of hate gnashing their teeth up there. Soludo borrowed 100billion within his first few months in office and yet we cannot mention one solid thing he has achieved in Anambla.

But those inhabitant of the failed state will come online to abuse Lagos daily when their area cannot even be compared to a local government in Lagos.

Anambra Agbero receipt.
Eleriibu somebody

PoliticsRe: Popular APC & Tinubu Supporter, Cries Out Over High Cost Of Goods In Nigeria by Enimin: 4:22pm On Oct 27, 2022
AcuraZDX:
https://twitter.com/Qdpaper2/status/1585204293623508993?t=XETZtTjSr5eM-tY-hE6URg&s=19

Same APC now wants to rescue Nigeria from APC.... No be Juju be that? Same blocked heads will still be his cabinet members oo.
This useless Akanbi animal again
FamilyRe: See How I Spoilt My Wife On Her Birthday. PHOTOS. by Enimin: 11:32am On Oct 27, 2022
Obavoh:
My beautiful wife turned 21 yesterday.

I decided to give her a special birthday treat because she has been the best wife I could ever wish for.

She is kind and honest. A great mother to our four kids.




I bought her this beautiful outfit. She loved it so much she took more than 100 photos on my phone and begged me to post it on my Facebook. Funny woman grin
You're the sex maniac that has almost killed the poor woman with burantashi and sex two weeks after childbirth

Chai!
PoliticsRe: by Enimin: 6:44am On Oct 27, 2022
Animals
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Strippers Tell Their Story In A Reality TV Show To Debut Soon by Enimin: 6:40am On Oct 27, 2022
Very dirty business

PoliticsRe: Keyamo to Momodu: You’re A Hopeless Clown, Your Attempt To Save PDP Is Poor by Enimin: 11:34pm On Oct 26, 2022
tinsel:
https://www.thecable.ng/keyamo-to-momodu-youre-a-hopeless-clown-your-attempt-to-save-pdps-image-is-poor/amp last comment on this chapter, please
These are grown men with grown kids...

Anyway the kids understand where money for school fees and foreign vacation is coming from. Obviously they must've been raised with neither shame nor conscience by their useless parents
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Commissioned 3 Fire Stations today. by Enimin:
Why did the puta hide her face, what's she scared of?

CrimeRe: Masked Gunmen Kidnap Lagos Motorist In Broad Daylight by Enimin: 11:07pm On Oct 26, 2022
Richy4:
What is the use of snapping the car that belonged to the victim instead of capturing the number plate of the kidnappers or at least what one of the kidnapper looked like huh
Nigerians are low IQ human beings
CrimeRe: Masked Gunmen Kidnap Lagos Motorist In Broad Daylight by Enimin: 11:03pm On Oct 26, 2022
[quote author=Maxymilliano post=117892204]https://punchng.com/masked-gunmen-abduct-lagos-motorist-in-broad-daylight/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1666787132[/quote

Right here in Tinubu's Lagos that he built.from scratch o

Where are the zombie urchins they need to invite Inspector Fashola tomorrow morning. He will come and discover the camera that has all the solution to this daylight kidnapping inside it. This is child's play compared to his exploit at Lekki toll gate.
PetsRe: How Can I Stop My Cat From Begging For Food? by Enimin: 7:14pm On Oct 26, 2022
proff010:
You don carry wetin pass you
Mama done go carry her spirit hubby put for house, she think say na cat grin

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