My mother usually takes care of her but her aunty decided to come this time.
I usually have sex with my wife 2 weeks after she puts to bed. It pains her a little but I am very gentle with her. She knows I am not a cheating husband that is why.
Last night as I tried to make love to her, she was crying as usual. Before you know it, her aunty started banging the door and was shouting that I want to kill my wife.
I felt so embarrassed and went tried to explain to her that it’s not so. She said if I try it again she will carry my wife and children back to the village and will return her bride price.
She asked me to wait for at least 4 months before I touch my wife again which I promised her I will as I did not want her to report to my wife’s family.
What can I do? I don’t want to cheat on my wife and I don’t want to disrespect my Inlaw by sending her away. She is a nice woman but she is making me uncomfortable in my own home.
ochejoseph: Nigeria needs an energetic president, Nigeria needs a respected leader, we cannot afford a leader whose past is tainted with drugs.
After 5 marathon events in Kaduna from Friday to Monday, Atiku arrived Paris today and is currently meeting with foreign jounarlists.
Atiku is mentally and physically fit to lead Nigeria to the promise land. With Atiku, Nigeria will take its rightful place among the committee of Nations.
Zionmdde: 7/10 for a church rat going to eat poisoned Holy communion that is always sealed and bottled . I don't see any tinubu supporter as a normal human being except the person is into political business and that will bring monetary profits to him
Don't mind that junkyard mongrel, too much of Tinubu's smelling agbado shit has damage his medulla
blancsn1: After KadiVest / Arewa event Obidient Are No Longer Making Noise that Tinubu must speak to Nigerians, they were shocked that Peter Obi couldn't even outshine his contemporary. Maybe he did beta than Atiku slightly but if you are to judge without basis you will see he was no match for Tinubu.
Tinubu was explicit n precise about his programs n intentions, he was busting with life, taking and answering questions which shocked Obidients to their bone marrow. While he fumbled the question about climate change, his concise response on economy security infrastructure most especially on Nigeria gas pipeline to compete with Russian gas was resounding n well received by all in attendance, an amazing piece lacking in Atiku n his boy Peter Obi presentation.
On a personal note I rate Bola Tinubu 7 out of 10 for his presentation Peter Obi not to far behind but we can all accept he in no way did beta at this particular event so I will score him 6 out of 10. Atiku presentation was a complete disgrace because being from the north I expected he knows what his people want to hear but I presume he was overconfident feeling this was his turf n never prepared 4/10.
Mybusythumb: When ever I see something like this online, I believe am making the right decision for the sake of the future of my children and the Nigeria children at large.
1- is the picture of the school I finish my secondary school education in 2023 in agege Lagos State If I am not mistaking it as - 16 toilet with w/c - very conducive classrooms with fan. - window that protect against adverse weather - all round gate and no distractions while learning. - we were very close to the teachers and all the school authority like our parents. - we nearly lose 1 period due to fatigue from the stress teachers has gone through while visiting all class. - eventually to study self will hungry you.
If the government the could replicate the same at national level or set the standard for school across the country Nigeria will be better for it.
2- picture was the picture I saw online that makes me feel so confident that am doing the right thing. By propergating the message of NIGEEIA YOUTH MOVEMENT FOR ASIWAJU(NYMA). That is a testimony of one proud product of ASIWAJU legacy.
3- pics is my school I D card to show am not bluffing.
StagethemTVee: Nollywood actress Lizzy Gold is seen on a bed, displaying sevaral bundles of N500 notes she received as gifts from friends and loved ones at her Birthday party.
Stop fúcking juju-pastor dick, but greed will not let nollywood hoes have sense. Most of those guys have occultic incisions (igbere) on their dick caps. Once they slide it in, you're finished! Whether you be man or woman, you're finished o, once that 'anointed' member enters your body, you're done!
Hope she's smart enough to keep off that general vicinity till the noise dies down...go lie low in Ibadan or Ondo for a year at least. Old men be suffering from hypertension, heart disease, diabetes, but they still can't keep their dicks in their pants...they cannot see big nyansh and look away.
Stevo35: In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new.
My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps?
Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu.
The couple usually dress to kee na impress. Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps…
They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo.
As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was.
They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians.
The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass.
Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once.
That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door.
Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped.
The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still.
I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person.
Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face.
She wailed and everyone at Mass paused.
Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside.
Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold.
As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens.
Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back.
The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face.
Me: I was like holy mary!
Do you know why i found what she did nauseating?
She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying.
When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected!
Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church!
This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back!
Jesu Ovie!
Religion...is the longest-running scam in the history of this planet. Know this and know peace.
Do us a favour now and crawl back into your cardboard shack on the reservation. And don't come poking around Nigerian issues until you blacks become more than marginal players in the economy that Whitey built (and still operates) on behalf of you drunken monkeys.
chatinent: I'm not a prophet but if the matter is checked deeply, there will be an emi lo kan somewhere.
All those hefty billions doled out during APC primaries...and the spending has just started. 2023 is not going to pay for itself, na APC state treasuries go suffer am
Okoroawusa: From being a special assistant to Ojo Maduekwe to being FRSC boss to being on boards of other federal institutions at one point or the other, it's now that you just realized that we have weak institutions?
We are all responsible for Nigeria of today from leaders to followers
That fat dog yapping about weak institutions was also a federal minister under GEJ administration
zhike: Wits University students did research of why is Nigeria failing while South Africa is progressing.
South Africa ========= South Africans like South Africa
Nigeria ====== Nigerians hate Nigeria In Nigeria justice system do not work. Nigerians prefers shopping in informal market, govt does not gain tax. Nigerians prefers watching European soccer league, Nigerian soccer league is not making money. Nigerians do not have proper statistics of the population of Nigeria. Nigerians fight based on religion or tribe. Most Nigerians Are employed in informal business and do not pay tax. Nigerians are lawless. Nigerians do not have self love. Nigerians do not pay for electricity Nigerians do not pay for road Nigerians do not pay for water Nigerians do not pay property rates If government is not getting money from residents, government will be poor. If government does not have money, how do you expect it to build roads and infrastructure. Nigerians have dreams to abroad always, that is why most of them are drown in the ocean. Nigerians do not vote smart. Nigerian prefers American music and movies Nigerians prefers donations instead of investors, e.g Multichoice and MTN are always getting bad treatment
They must be black South Africans,.equal-opportunity candidates at Wits, cos they sound more like retards than normal undergraduates
Omicronvaccine: "Our Institutions Are Weak" - Osita Chidoka Blames Nigeria Over His In-law's Death
Former Minister of Aviation, Osita Chidoka, has taken to his Facebook to mourn his brother-in-law who died on Saturday, October 15, 2022, IGBERETV reports.
Chidoka revealed that his brother-in-law had visited the Federal Medical Center in Jabi on Friday, October 14, to complain of chest pain, but was allegedly asked to return on Saturday, October 15 because the lab technicians who were to carry out a test on him had closed for the day. Unfortunately, he suffered a cardiac arrest the next day and was rushed to the same hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival.
According to Chidoka, weak health institution in Nigeria led to his brother-in-law's death.
Let them be cut off na. You never hold your leaders to account, you defend them.and suck their dicks even while they steal all your resources but you're quick to scream about CSR and oil companies. Don't they pay taxes and their half of JV agreements to your governors, senators and chairmen? You're the same people who vote for these beasts, who run to the streets and to nairaland to campaign for them and gaslight everyone including your stupid selves.
Now you see why Nigerian women are notorious worldwide for their mercenary approach to relationships
You cannot grow up listening to such nonsense and remain normal. The same thing happens to the moslems and they spend their whole lives killing on behalf of, and slamming their heads on the floor for a duplicitous extraterrestrial who doesn't actually give a shit about them
A senile drug addict, and he has been a criminal his entire life; someone who cannot remember the last thing he said fifteen minutes ago, you wanna put him in charge of a nation of 200 million crooks. You want Nigerians to start praying for Buhari to come back