₦airaland Forum

Metrix147:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPONKGuwltM



Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/proceeds-from-my-fathers-funeral-goes-to-charity-cmd-fmc-umuahia-prof-onyebuchi-video/

Ukpaka:
2023 Budget: The Money For My Ministry Is Too Small, Complains Lai Mohammed
https://247ureports.com/2022/11/2023-budget-the-money-for-my-ministry-is-too-small-complains-lai-mohammed/
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The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed says his ministry is in a very bad and difficult situation with the meagre fund allocated to it in the 2023 budget proposal.
The minister raised the alarm on Tuesday in Abuja when he appeared before the Senate Committee on Information and National Orientation to defend the 2023 budget proposal.
He said while he was complaining that the N1.072 billion capital expenditure allocated to the information sector of his ministry in the 2022 budget was inadequate, it was slashed to a meagre N345.64 million in the 2023 budget proposal.
“It is really a difficult situation and I do not know how we are going to handle it.
“In times of challenges like this, that our country is going through, we need the information ministry to be fully equipped to properly inform the public

ElSudani:
Oponu afofungbemu. Typical senseless zombidient.

ElSudani:
We are supporting him because of your hate for everything decent and uplifting especially when Nigeria is concerned.

Bvlgari:
Reality TV star Tuoyo cries out about a troubling new trend at Nigerian nightclubs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNlIkUcju-4

Reality TV Star Tuoyo has lamented about the how ladies who hangout at night clubs are quick to offer themselves to men at the slightest act of friendliness.

He expressed his displeasure at how the ladies are so quick to commercialize themselves at any available men, as he labeled their behavior appalling.

Moh247:
If you can as well see denomination written in Yoruba and Igbo using English alphabet

Arabic is a Language, there are christians who are Arab and read their bible in Arabic, you can set your phone to Arabic if you wish

And no Arabic is not the same as Islam

Islam is a religion and Arabic is a language with its own alphabet

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Man marries twin sisters on Saturday in Ede, Osun State

Horny of Ede pic.twitter.com/BV3nGctCu8

— Sikiru Obarayese (ỌBA) (@ObarayeseSikiru) October 30, 2022

aboyaji:
I travelled to Ivory Coast some months ago, so I settled in a remote area to reduce cost as a newbie.

One day I was going to an office for registration. Before I could meet up at the junction by 9am, the vehicles heading towards my proposed destination had all gone out. So I stood by the junction for sometimes with the help of the tree branches acting as shed and protecting me from the scorching sun.

A woman selling stuffs by the roadside asked me why I hadn't stopped the police officers on patrol to carry me along.

I said ... Me?

She said Yes, you. Stop them and they'll definitely take you (in french)

I was shocked

I declined the offer (because I was still running on the Nigerian operating system version 1.0

She insisted that they'll gladly be of assistance to me.

So there was a large number of the police officers coming in their 2 Hilux vehicles and about 8 motorcycles running behind the Hilux.

I waved at the Hilux in fear. Make Dem no lock me up in the process. The Hilux carrying some officers stopped. I wasn't fluently speaking the french. I gesticulated much while dishing out the little french I had in me. One of the officers politely told me they were not heading towards my direction and zoomed off.

The woman insisted that I stopped the ones on the motorcycles. I did and they stopped one after the other. They pulled over along the verge of the road.

Then, I told them where I was headed. The others told me they weren't heading towards my direction but 1. Only one out of them all was heading towards my direction. He asked me to join him.



Na police be this or what? And one thing about these police officers here is that they are always neatly dressed. Clean from head to toe. Clean shaven.

That was how we rode till we got to the office, then I alighted. The distance we covered, on a proper commercial vehicle costs 1k here. Yet a police officer was able to render such help.

The woman said that's how they live here and I'm a testament of that fact.

The people here are always ready to assist.

loliapoopy2013:
Am confused and don't know what to do. As am typing this message, am crying and devastated, my heart is broken into bits.

I have 2 sons, aged between 10 and 14. I have refused to live with any maid up till this time, fearing they might be abused.
Am into confectionaries, so despite my stressful business, I manage my boys as my husband works offshore.

A month ago, my mum brought a 19-years-old cousin who looks like a 14-year-old boy to assist me in kneading dough. I panicked because my husband has warned me never to bring any relatives to his house. But because he is a boy and my relative, and was very industrious, I never thought of anything evil, I let him stay.

Yesterday was my birthday, I didn't want to celebrate, but my friend brought me a cake which motivated me to go to the market to get goat meat for pepper soup.

According to my friend, immediately after I left the house, my 10year old son went to take his bath, and that's when my cousin followed. Not liking their movement, she went and peeped, and behold, she saw my cousin having anal sex with my 10-year-old son���. She started banging on the door and they immediately started taking their bath, pretending as if nothing happened.

My friend told me as I got back. I confronted my son about why did he not tell me. He said my cousin cut himself, drew out blood from his body, and warned him that if he tells anyone, he will die, fearing for his life, he refused to tell me. I asked him, why he didn't tell his elder brother, and he said his elder brother is always playing ball downstairs. I then ask him how many times have they done it, and he said almost 10 times. That at first he enjoyed it but he is beginning to feel pain and doesn't know how to end it. I ask my son to bend over, people! my son's anus is wide opened and filled with injury, ������

Please house, what do I do? These are my fears:

1. My son has been introduced to gay sex life by my evil cousin.
2. How can I help ( counsel) my son and rehabilitate him?
3. I might lose my marriage because my husband warned me to protect his kids from relatives.

I need advice from you guys please����������. Please, no insults. I will not purposely put my son in harm's way����.

OgaDeyVex:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/10/housewife-poisons-her-husband-to-death-in-borno-says-i-hate-marriage.html

candidtalk:
Because they are not interested in Atiku or Obi? You people are just beginning. Yorubas are on a new and unrelenting journey. 2023 elections are only the beginning. We know where we are going now. No more detours.

kingsways:
Somethings are not just about the individual involved but are about the honour and dignity of the country as a whole

Ekweremadu is not just a serving Senator but a three time Deputy Senate President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Failure of the Buhari led FG to lift a finger to try to diplomatically resolve the Ekweremadu case is condemnable, in bad faith, and bad for the image and dignity of the country Nigeria.

And it is not like Ekweremadu committed any offence that is out of this world. He wrote to the the British High Commission and clearly communicated the purpose of his visit to the UK. This is just a loving parent trying to work out a solution to his daughter's illness.

It is obvious that the supposed victim had lied about many things including claiming that he was minor. And whatever be the case, the supposed victim is still hale and hearty!

Detention of Ekweremadu for months, even when he has been found guilty of any offence is completely unacceptable!!

teepain:
Your advise is apt, however you will do very well to channel this advise to Pa Adebanjo too. He crossed the boundary by insulting Pa Fasoranti, a living legend. People can have different political choices because "gbogbo was o le sun, ka k'ori so ibi kan na", accusing the likes of Pa Fasoranti of being monetarily induced is insulting the sensibilities of gbogbo Omo ka'aro ojiire. Somebody should play Pa Adebanjo a track from Yusuf Olatunji's track that says "e ma ba agba je b'oya a kan ni l'ola" which literarily means "don't subject the elderly to ridicule because it could be your turn tomorrow".

Zydote:
https://lagostoday.com.ng/tinubu-set-to-present-action-plan-to-private-sector-leaders-in-lagos/

CaveAdullam:
Yesterday a nairalander made our appetite wet. I love the combination of ingredients used in making the food and decided to make my fantasy become a reality and more spicy.

Type of meal: Rice, beans and stew. And salad.

Ingredients for the stew:
Thyme powder.
Curry powder.
Kitchen glory.
Sachet tomatoes.
Sliced tomatoes.
Blended tomatoes.
Sliced pepper.
Blended pepper.
Sliced onions.
Blended onions.
Whole ginger.
Whole garlic.
Whole turmeric - the owner of the color.
Pumpkin leaf.
Salt.
Knorr maggi.
Oil (red).
Chicken.
Spicity.
Onga.
Blended crayfish.
Whole crayfish.

Salad: Bama cream, cabbage, cucumber and carrot.

So...

Good day Mr moderators: Mynd44, tjskii, MissyB3.

And panel of judges...Channah1, ahnie, gloryhomemaker, pocohantas et al.

And my co-chef: obagofizzy.

Let the pics roll in 1, 2, 3. Go!

Happy Sunday.

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/jitters-as-wikes-camp-pushes-for-pdp-nec-meeting/

ISTP:
Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/apostle-suleman-why-assassins-were-after-my-life/

nobilie:
Why is it always ladies and drivers? Why? Why?
Read this one complain you'll see that she's the trouble here. Person dey work to make money you dey go look for trouble.

nlfpmod:
Twitter User, Thickumz writes:



https://twitter.com/mzthelmae/status/1586601166548488193?t=3EBvkurnRxt25GbmdTtx_g&s=08[/quote]You had a disagreement with your uber driver, he told you to get the fúck down, you refused and later tried to strangle the poor guy...but you run to social media and scream kidnap

All these island olosho sef...the guy show her pepper, her phone crack she still carry injury for jeg join. Next time she book uber she no go exhibit olosho manner, she go treat the driver with courtesy.

weedmanlive:
Kwankwaso - weed, tramadol and every street qwayaa.

Buhari-- this na complete aboki. That man dey high anything

Musa Bello - weed and codeine.

Yahaya Bello- weed and low key gin.

Tinubu- crack, banku and Don Hill cigarettes

FFK- crack, banku and gin

Peter Obi - Ogogoro and alabukun and off white.

Atiku- Weed and Gin

ELRUFAI - Tramadol and weed.

Wike- Wine, bohem ciggarete and D5

Dino melaye- expectorant and gin.

Add yours.

Note: these are purely suspicion as no proof to back them up except their public behavior.