rofemiguwa:

Dunno.alternative is make d uda water everytime
After d show,go to kitchen put uda in a pot n boil.den sieve n drink.dts wat i do.
Seriously hope it works.dou the reviews v bin great but those guys might jus b lucky.
Kipin hope alive dou

Ah! Holy Ghost!

Shey no be belle you and nazablossom wan carry so?
Are you sure of this uda water?

Na triplets una go born this time oh...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Congrats shinebabe...
May your LO bring you joy, peace and favor...
Amen...

Ma'am feddy27, sorry...
Please get well soon...
#Kisses...

Mitchyy, sorry jare...
Ahnahn? Which kain pikin be that one?
Their mama no just try at all...

goldenruby, if I borrow you dis torchlight now, when you go return am?

Welcome nifeseun...
Happy bumping...

Melly245, you insist that I must sing abi...
OK...
***collects mic...
***opens mouth...
***sings off key...
***screams into mic...
***bursts speakers...

#LightsOut


Where's mama Zaynie, and mama ozycy?

melly245:
yappy Sunday efriborri,how is u,gbo gbo family,friends and well wishers nko.
oya let sunday service begin for all the vigilante mamas.
i yaff arrenge efrithing, the chairs o,alter o,choir stand o.
mitchyy - opening prayer
enkaydewdrop - praise and worship
Gaily04 - the Word
ginabay - intercessory prayer
zimunachimdi - offering, bring it here when you are through.
Amhappy- announcement
cassieluv- closing prayer
oya all the vigilante mamas carry ya baby come inside, make una no make noise ooo,oya all of you bring out your brezz and feed your baby while we listen to the Word. i don't want to see any feeding bottle, or brezz pump here.
fortius you are not among oo, you can be our usher outside no stay for sun oo,we hope you will join us next sunday

Enkaydewdrop wey don faint since...
Fortius should come and lead praise and worship... So dat she can born today sef, and join us...
Make she no stand for too long outside, so dat bae will not fall out...

***goes back to fainting...

dexterush:


*pulls baby Jay from her*
Ahhha, Fortius,you want make our baby dey small gutter gutter?
*pulls Enkaydewdrop by the ear* you self no see another place fall put,or even faint,na inside gutter you fall enter,Oya run go bar beach go baff

***Faints on top of dexterush

Fortius:


**pulls her frm d gutter nd hand baby jay to her**..oya let him suck now

***collects baby
***faints

Iyabetajos:

mama kikikiki hope u don buy d raincoat rub honey toh.....cos Jay fit get sister.my aunt once conceived abt 6weeks after her cs.nt funny ohh tho she later lost it .

Ehn!!!
6 what?
That is risky oh...

I bought raincoat yesterday oh my sister...
Incase anything wan happen...
Make I no carry super story come meet una...

melly245:

i dey come make i take hot pap first,Diamond haff suck the life of my brezz out,who dey wear iron pata again,mama iyaff do we are not fighting again,cos as i dey here so if breeze blow me,i fit fall inside lagoon talk less of. iron pata,mummy sowie u hear we will not do it again.
#side eyes fortius, u went to call soldier abi
enkaydewdrop come this side first,nnoooo, no show your power just come.
#stops keke
oga next busstop
madam na #500
for watin na,wat rubbish, wat nonsense,impetus,
madam una plenty na,i no go carry another passenger
plenty for where no be only 2 of us, warrahell.
enkay looks at me in surprise, i tot you say you don't have power,you leave where you for show power, come they insult keke man ba mteeww,
leaves me and walks all the way to the next bus top

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki
***falls inside nearest gutter...

tyconcepts:


The way you and prettyhurts dey wish enkaydewdrop another missionary journey so, I dey suspect una .... Enkaydewdrop abeg just zip up after all woman shall not leave by kpekusing alone.

Mama, Forgerrit...
Dia jazz cannot work...
Dem no fit...

tyconcepts:

Enkaydewdrop oya come with the hypo, dettol, izal, detergents, scrub (iron sponge is already here) let me help you hold her legs so you can wash her properly and help her get rid of those cobwebs before spiders begin inhabit the place for the rightful and lawful owner.

***rushes to get the listed items...
Oya oh...
I don come...

Which angle we wan start From?
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki....

Iyabetajos:
hahaha make una no vex ohh i c una tnx jare no network for my bedroom so i don comot ohh lolz man must hold something jare weather is cold................zaynie mitchyy genyebere fortius maureensylvia

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...
Nothing "does" you ojare....

mitchyy:


Pump and drain the bweast of all the milk till it turns to pacifier, then tell dh to fire down

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!
That's what you're doing bah...
I don catch you..


Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki

modath:

Enkaydewdrop,

Baby J is Bae.. all correct, kiss him for us.


.

Awwwww....

Thanks so much senior mama...
#Hugz&Kisses

dexterush:


Mbok enkay,only me onee be like say you wan close my ministry?

Instead of you to thank me...
***collects everything back...

Let me keep them, so I can use for myself when I'm ready...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...


Fortius... Register ko, registration ni...
#SideEyes...

Liftedhands:
this is what the patch looks like! No need for injection or surgery. You attach it by yourself.

Wow...
I like this one oh...

Thanks mama...


Melly245, shuo?
That one different na...
Jay dey suck am for food...
E different well well

tyconcepts:


Your breast is on leave....

Not fair!!!

tyconcepts:

Na only mouth you get.....Who get time for condoms when water don pass garri

In fact #BabyDustToYou

Ah!!!
Back to sender oh...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...

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What?
A whole 4 months...
Cobweb ke? E go pass Cobweb oh...

***hands her scrubbing brush, jik, iron sponge, harpic, izal, dettol, ariel...

Oya, please, go and wash and prepare the place abeg...

tyconcepts:


Why not go for coil IUD?


#Suggesting

Izit not the one dey chook inside hoohaa...
Won't it be painful...?



rezzy, the scar no be my problem oh...
Na the pain from both the injecting and the removal...

tyconcepts:


I did mine in Central hospital, Warri and it was FREE. I only paid for blood (didn't use it and I got a refund) and drugs.

Private hospitals charges up to 180k and even above.

Sabi mamas let's hear from you guys.

zaynie, mitchyy, liftedhands, enkaydewdrop e.t.c

Senior modath where are you....Have missed you olorun

Mbok, we paid heavily for mine oh...
Heavily...
It still saddens me till date...

tyconcepts:


Is there any law against the bolded

You no gree give son of man jajana so na to change course to bweastmilk ... Kikikikikikikikiki

DH try o even me no gree taste my own breast milk and papa Mofe no even try am at all

So, what will happen to my breast during kpekusing na?

Cos my hubby too said he will not taste it...
So, his mouth wee nor touch there for the next one year?
Izit fair?

XX01:


My doctor said to wait till the 6 week check up. Couldn't wait and started by week 3. Had no issues.

Had lochia stopped by then?


I still have lochia, and slight pain... And we dey go 4 weeks now...

XX01:


Think about it very well o. They have to inject it under your skin to put it and then cut your skin to remove it. It leaves a scar. Also, it is based on hormones I think it's progesterone.

Haba!!!
Them go still cut my skin again?

Wo!
Be like say na condom go win am last last oh...
Ahnahn!

Congrats iyawotuntun...
May your joy be full at all times...

Biko, teach me how to write like you...

XX01:


1. I had my bath the next day after the surgery. I used a thick towel to cover the site and then sat on a chair. I poured water on my body but took care not pour too much on my front. By day 3, they took off the plaster and I had a proper bath standing up but still using a towel round the site so that it won't be too wet.

2. I used a coil (IUD) for 1 and a half years. Don't like all those hormonal things before it changes my system and I would start looking for how to born. The doctor also counseled me that since I had issues getting pregnant that I should use non-hormonal contraceptives.

Thanks ma'am...
I'm grateful...

#Hugz&Kisses

zaynie:




#we are hospital buddies niyen
So if the same Dr checked me and you, it means we have been fingered by the same Dr?
Doctor Snatcher

# Faints...

Please, nobody should pour me water...

mitchyy:


Hehehehehehe.

No need to swap sef. I go dash her Hansel for 1 week. I bet enkaydewdrop will return him under 24 hours

And you will return Jay under 3 hours...
The boy can worry...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...

Towerofgrace:

Liftedhands aka Chinwendym aka mama Ekene, mummy of the freshest prince on this thread (abi Mitchyy and Enkaydewdrops wan contest am )

Lailai... Dem no born me well...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki...


Liftedhands, no wahala...
Oya mitchyy, come, let us swap...
Lol...


Feddy27, sorry about all the discomfort...
It'll soon be over...
I don't think 28 weeks is too early for your baby to turn... Mine had already turned at that time...
Ndo nne

Prettyhurts:
Enkaydewdrop ndo mumi Jay, lemme suffer this malaria that is suffering me finish before I go begin vex you.
***still blows small baby dust

***Blows back triple dose...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki

melly245:

ok oooo una say me and enkaydewdrop no go put leg for one trouser ba, am just keeping quite becos am looking for a daughter inlaw, make dem no say i be patience ozorkwu. i still dey

NOSA, what is it this afternoon na?
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!

Anak123, your boy looks like a girl oh... But he's a cutie...

Prettyhurts, no provoke me oh, if not, you go born triplets April, next year...

SURYSuri:
it might be possible to have a huge bump at 20 weeks as big as this, I am a living testimony to that though I had a big tummy couple with fibroid then. when I finally join bumpy Tuesday ehn! una go crown me queen of bump.

Mama, no vex...
That lady's bump can NEVER be a four month old bump...

Very very IMPOSSICANT...

tyconcepts:


Thanks mama...God bless you.

BUT you have murdered all our monikers o! Add "s" to mine and the extra "y" to mitchyy then mama Hansel is enkaydewdrop

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki

Who did you say mama Hansel is?

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!


Thank you nggie...
#Hugz&Kisses

goldenruby:
This enkay no sabi bulk mention rara. You and this your special mention Sotey you do double post 2 times .. Whatz that you sure say vigilante reach your side?

I see bobi J, my baby is looking fine and fresh!

Eyé Lucas ,oro enkay su mi o.. 10mb no go dey reach for this thread again.

The double post na mistake jor...
Ayam not doing bulk mention...
I don't have brain to remember all the mentions...
Please, bear with us...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki!!!


You don't want to show us yia baby ni?

#OkBye

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See me see wahala oh...
I don't want to reply mentions in bulk...
Izit by force?
Izit your mention?

Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki

comtem2011:
Mitchyy how bobo health now?
Devil don fail o.

Enkay, BM don dey flow
pls beg hubby o to thread that part gently as Baby Jay no ready for any brother or sister now.

E dey flow small small oh...

No brother or sister till 2019 oh...
Kikikikikikikikikikkikikikikiki....