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Onyinyechi22:
yes , I was also banned, I thought I was the only one

Cakkie:
I drink garri with too much sugar. But it has stayed long enough.

delightglobal:
Good evening my fellow nairalanders

I need you guys opinion ..

i worked in the mainland.... but my salary and the side hustles i do.. my monthly take home is about 150k

Now i got an offer in the Island which wants to pay the accumulation of both...



Now the questions is.... Should i accept the offer or stay in the mainland?

MadamVanessa:




Exactly how Tinubu will be mock endlessly in few days time. I can't wait.

Ttomel:
I need a professional advice. I studied pure chemistry and environmental chemistry for 1st & 2nd degree respectively.

I started my career in customer service with telecom, I lost the job, then I entered pharmaceutical ( quality Assurance/control),

I am looking at running a course and I am confused on which one to do; Safety health& environment or food quality management system or data analytics or CIPS (procurement & supply chain.

Thanks

engray:
EPISODE 4
... December 2020, I got a call from one of those companies I had sent my CV to for unsolicited jobs. The first thing the lady (who is currently my boss) told me was, I saw your CV and I like it. It sounded like I heard Joe Biden telling me to pack my luggage and come to the United States.
she wasn't the HR but somehow my CV got to her and my experience was relevant to the department she's heading, she did a mini interview for me to feel my weight right on the phone. She asked how much I was willing to take as salary I mentioned but her response to me suggested I fumbled on that part. so I took my mind of it and continued with my blind firing.
My people , May 2021, I received an email from the organization's HR for a virtual 45 min interview. I had 3-4 days to prepare. I prepared like it was an interview to enter Heaven. I have never prepared for interview like that in my life. The d-day came, 45mins of virtual interview was like 5mins. Adequate preparation paid off really well. And of course God was 100% in control. I was asked how much I'm willing to take. I mentioned and there was no arguments/negotiations. 3weeks after the interview, I got an offer beyond my surprise. This included a very comprehensive HMO for wife and four kids.
I resumed the job July 2021 with probationary period of 6 months. The 6 months will be ticked this January 2022. Guess what? Another surprise that happened.
December 31st 2021, I received a promotion letter while still on probation. I am dazed till now.
Let me also add that it's a remote job. I work right from inside my house with my boxers.Lol

My fellow Nigerians job hunting, I understand the pains you're going through. The pains of rejections, the pains of failing that interview, The pains of joblessness itself. The pains of being broke. I have been through it. Please don't give up, Don't relent. Trust the process, and carry God along. Change strategies, take certifications, do volunteer jobs, you can as well take unpaid internship jobs and be intentional about making the best of the experience. And don't forget, let your CV be a verb and express quantifiable results you achieved.
This year, you'll get your Congratulation letter for that job.

Unzerious:
You didn't see any other Girl to Woo, but that with a Dreaded Brother.


You did the Right Thing. I wouldn't even Explain to him, shey na hin I dey Date

Tonero5200:
Any little issue we have she report it to her brother, just because am the cool headed type. I'm tired of the all whole thing, several times have wanted to call it quit but we end up getting back together. On Friday she went out with a guy to shoprite, when I asked who he was, she said they are just friends which was a lie because that guy normally calls her when she's with me.

I i told her, that she can go ahead to date him that me am done with the whole relationship. At first she laughed, then told me I NOR FIT. She's been calling since then which i ignored.
his elder bro came to my house with some friends of his that has several stab wounds and injuries all over their body, they didn't touch me, he just asked me what happened and I told him then what he said is I should try work it out with his sister then he Left.

Have made up my mind, but I know this isn't the end of it.. the dude is well known all over the town for his problems and he will be back.

Sweetplum:
In fact no problem if you sef is a simp. Simps are bae

Jennyclay:
God has finally open this one sense.

Listen to me carefully... Most of these frustrated guys here are weaklings and vegetables in Real Life. But they would come to social media and start forming redpillar and barking like a loose dog... Giving useless advice to people like op.

@op listen to me carefully again... Your relationship is more healthy than these frustrated guys relationships but they are always quick to dish out useless advice to others.

Infact, most of these frustrated guys need serious help in their relationship but they would rather seek advice somewhere else than to bring it here to Nairaland because they don't want be mocked as a wannabe redpiller.

I'm glad that God has given you wisdom to differentiate between wrong and right advice. Just take a look at them below.. They have started praying for the op downfall.

Nawa oo!!

J3susFr3ak:
The worst of it is that, any Tom Dick and Harry who has had his sexual advances turned down by a decent Christian lady will now simply resort to the blasphemy allegation to start a crazy religious witch hunt to assuage their petty hurt feelings.

A very petty sad people these Islamist....

NigerianSage:
This is serious mocking and embarrassment for Putin.

Ukraine stood up to a bully, fought the bully with bravery to a standstill and still get to make fun of the bully..

That's ganstar..

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

Sweetplum:
Simp are God fearing blessed & selfless men. They care for all. Only God can reward them. So my man must be a simp for him to enjoy me n for me to enjoy him.

Sweetplum:
Simp are God fearing blessed & selfless men. They care for all. Only God can reward them. So my man must be a simp for him to enjoy me n for me to enjoy him.

Sweetplum:
Haha my sweetheart. Wetin I do you. I come with love

Heathrow44:
If u re all u say u are, Y re u still looking for a man?

virginprincess:
I pray to have a responsible, honest, caring and kind man.
I pray to have the kind of man that will respect my decisions and also take my advice and opinions,a financially stable man.
A man that can accommodate my essences, after all no one is perfect, and most importantly a man that fears God and abide by his commandments,I also love soft spoken men







I don't wish to ever come across a man that sees nothing good in women except sex(redpillers).
A man that drinks, bet, smoke, argues, shout at women, talks too much, stingy,womanizer,cheat and beats women is forbidden to come my way.
Lastly a man that doesn't believe in God.

Sweetplum:
A man that has empathy. Before he hursts me, he puts himself in my shoes.
Like Ozor of BBN.
I WANT A SIMP!

A rich & handsome simp.
So that we can give birth to fine God fearing children.

ArchiLimited:
Imagine if this new Zelensky now breaks Putin's daughter's heart again.
He'll probably pass a law for "Zelensky" to become the new Russian word for "devil"

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Golan007:
Elon Musk paid which means there's a high chance it happened.

Not surprised though.

soulfood:
If you are a lady and you think it wise right dress anyhow in public, I owe you no apology or shyness. I will look anyhow too qit my 2 full eyes.


To Nancy, you were overacting in your role as Kemi in blood sisters. Too fake.

l69l:


no difference

same uses

sukkot:
now guys understand that i somehow have the feeling that i got cheated. in fact i know i got cheated but i would need you guys to tell me if i got cheated or i did well. but that is not the story. the story is this so she brought the plantain. six in total and said 2000 and i knew right away i was being cheated but see sometimes as humans we have to look past this being possessive with our money stuff. you have to once in a while ( or frequently ) reward people who are trying and making an effort to succeed. dont always feel the need to squeeze every last drop of your change out of people or to beat peoples prices down to the point where they cant make a living themselves. ALWAYS have some bit of compassion for people and think about their survival too. stop pricing down people to where they can hardly make a living after working so hard

and so back to my story i looked at this woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.

Nikrose:
And who told I am upto 38 Don't go about calling people malnourished, because I am nourished than all your folks combined!

Nikrose:
And who told I am upto 38 Don't go about calling people malnourished, because I am nourished than all your folks combined!

Digmygold:
Thunder faya you.

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

Parachoko:
Beautiful

Lagos State never sign anti grazing bill? Cause I dey see cows for the first pic o and the road is not wide enough.

Still a good project though.

baby124:
Update us when she runs away again. You signed yourself up for unlimited heartbreak. You go cry ehn!!!