₦airaland Forum

[quote author=Sleekyshuga post=52820726]Imagine ? I really don't know where this country is headed..

It was annoying. Just as I got into my apartment, I overheard my Landlady ask her son angrily for her balance from the kerosene she sent him. She blatantly refused to believe that a litre was N400 till the son's friend confirmed.

Sleekyshuga:
True!! It's the same thing at Nasarawa State. Yesterday, I queued to buy gas at a station (this was after the first wasn't selling; under lock and key), and that was after I waited for over one hour plus for them to unload.. It was tasking, and so sad.

The most annoying was how the price skyrocketed. 6kg of N1800 before is now selling @ N2100

I filled my 6kg for 2400 this week (Uyo)

TrapQueen77:


Well, they have rhythm when they dance.. Slow and sexxy.. Unlike those skinny boiz, swaying like a bamboo

And big boiz got more flesh like booster pillow unlike skinny boiz, we be scared to touch them coz they can poke like a knife..

Staaaap eeeet! I cannot get the bolded of what you just painted out of my head buahaaahaha

Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

Abba

modsRbastard:
Pls... DM me, I need to send you #1,000 recharge worth of your preferred network. You intelligently anatomize the whole write up whilst relaying my delectation from the intelligent satire. I've never been so uniformly disappointed as I have tonight. Even the strong and mighty of Nairaland fell tonight.
#WhatAShame

Gracias senor! Pls gift the card to whoever made a huge impact academically on you. Thanks

Nna, I am truly scared for this generation oh. It would have been downright funny, if it isn't disheartening that most people have poor comprehension issues. Some are even trying to say the sarcasm wasn't 'funny'. The future is worrisome as I see no solution in sight. Please, Ali Baba didn't say the girls' pay were peanuts in a way intended to insult their efforts or the protest.

Make I help una summarise wetin im talk: Im say our sinators and ministas dem go dey waka go obodo oyibo no do anything but go still come collect plenty money on top, meanwhile pipu wey dey do the real work go dey suffer to collect money wey no even reach anything (hence the term 'peanuts') wen dem wan compare am. Im dey talk say our government get poor attitude for pipu wey dey bring glory to the contri...im come use Okwaraji wey die as example.

Sarcasm is not intended to be funny like a joke (so don't pity or mock him if you didn't laugh). Those who understand sarcasm well (let me speak for myself) feel a kind of pleasure that cannot be explained, it's like stumbling on a secret where only few understand. And if we laugh, it is not because a sarcastic piece was funny, it is because of the sheer 'pleasure' we get from reading subtle or intelligent insults.

Okay, I am rambling...bye

You are 19 and you write so well and comprehensively too.
Your points are well taken

harmbhrosz:
the message here is government are much interested in politicising everything by post pictures with everything

don't just quote for quoting sake... Get the message before quoting

Nope, you commented for commenting sake. What was your intended message? That patients were moved to a 'posh' hospital so pictures could be taken. Politicians will always be politicians both home and abroad, my own concern was correcting your impression. You have a problem with that, then something is wrong

acunon:
Good morning World, have a great day ahead!!!

How much for a Samsung 32" LED TV?

harmbhrosz:
are you minding them, I'm even guessing they moved the patients above to that Posh hospital room to snap so people can say they have good hospital...


See the hospital from the pictures taken yesterday by non-press

All the injured were moved to different hospitals both private and public; not one, two or three hospitals...more than 5. Resist sentiments and objectivity will draw to you

Oh my! I remember reading the first thread earlier today and now this. Oh my! RIP

3rdlegxxx:
guys and babes come to Lagos Island, for about a month now, people have been selling their z10's and q10's for 5k, 7k, i thought it was a joke till last week when i went to fix my phone at the Adeniji area and someone came in and sold a Black Q10 for 3,500, he said he wanted to sell for 5k because of no whatsapp and facebook and the guy priced it down to 3,500, they even used my Q1o's battery to verify it was ok, i was more than shocked, [b]Q10 that i over love, that bosses who understand connectivity and productivity plus ability to seamlessly connect multiple mails, twitter and more to one hub, [/b]phones that people love and someone sold for 3,500, that image is still with me till today, it shows most Nigerians just buy phones for candy crush and large screen reasons, people don't really know what they really want in a smartphone, no wonder Nigeria is a dumping ground, most youths don't know jack about smartphones, as long as it takes good pictures, can play games and browse, they don't mind spending 50, 60 and 70k on these phones, really SMH upon all the uni and poly we all go to.......

You deserve a peck! My Q10 is my P.A, my professional, business and personal mails; same for twitter are all in one place. I don't need to open several mails every morning...increased productivity, ease of handling different applications and lots more are the reasons, I would never leave a BlackBerry Qwerty pad till it breathes its last.

And my boss just taught me this last week. I wanted to post on fb to educate people but kept procastinating, well done oh jare.

While Michael has the right to call Kaffy out, he shouldn't do so to the profession's future detriment. Tomorrow, Mr Eazy might contract Michael's team to dance and just before going on stage, do what Davido did, is that when dancers will want to fight for their right?

Personal beef should never blind objectivity.

Una fine oh...photography on point!

Shey your wife no get club ni? Me no go wear Arsenal jersey oh, na Man United!

HML in advance

phemmie06:
Who can we trust again especially in Nigeria?

So, you trusted Amaechi before? Buahahahaha. If you wish to retain your innocence, stay off politics

Already opposing camps have sprung up on the thread and divisive politics is already in play.

Earth2Metahuman:
Darey be like

Oya grab them by the pussy

This might come to haunt you later, hope you won't call Nairaland a locker room?

Anyone here that can speak the Bille language or knows someone who can?

It's urgent

Go Linda! Dreams do come true, especially if you work hard at it.

Beautiful play of words, politely veiled insults! Well composed letter...I love it. The tone behind it sounds weary though...can't explain

Splendid news...more jobs will be created

Hahaha...smart mom! I love her strategy

Why you come dey 'bone', were you nervous? Nice cover play...

KENNETH205
VIZKIZ
FYNESTBOI
PHOTOSHOOT
PRINCEAKINS

Cc NLJega

ibietela2:
Thanks but which one is spring onion?

You can get it from those who sell salad items. Not expensive at all, although it is cheaper in the North sha. The lower part is the onion, while the upper part is the greenish top.

Depending on the size of your onions, you can grate just one bulb, and cut off the slender greenish top from as many of the onions as you want, while keeping your onions to be used in cooking your other meals.

Hope I didn't confuse you sha

hilaomo:
invite me come chop na...

Too late, the food don finish

ibietela2:
Please how did you make the egg sauce?

Egg
Spring Onions
Garlic
Ginger
Dried Pepper
Salt
Vegetable oil

*Break your eggs into a bowl
*Grate garlic, ginger, and the bulb of the spring onions directly into the bowl of egg
*Wash the stem of the spring onions well, chop and put into the egg
*Add a pinch of dried pepper, salt and if you like seasoning (knorr etc)
*Whisk thoroughly
*Pour a spoonful of vegetable oil or whatever oil you like in your pan
*Fry

Note: If you are going to use fresh (habanero) pepper, chop it into the eggs before frying.

KENNETH205
VIZKIZ
FALCONEY
IAMKINGZLEE
ICHOMMY
FYNESTBOI
PHOTOSHOOT
KINGINVAHALA

Cc: NLJega

Potatoes, egg and cowleg