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I will hand over my baby to the maid and send them out first.

For now, all my important documents are in one folder. So I'll grab that. If we have a verandah, I will throw my gas cylinder out; put on all the taps and run out.

The rest aren't important.

I couldn't help laughing when I saw the mattress on the floor. To each family its own jare

The gym has curtains?

Too much make up and what's with showing us profile shots except for that of Miss Kebbi? It didn't do them justice at all

Great! He can only get better

My parents especially father played a mix: Dolly Patton, Shina Peters, Funmi Adams, Brenda Fassie, Chaka Chaka (Yvonne), Sunny Ade, Don Williams, Boney M(especially during christmas), Kenny Rogers, Ben Okri and this Edo lady that sang (uuuhhh ye, I wish you happy birthday)

Jascon4:
Eno abadie?

Iddioko, afo?

khattab008:
Pls, How many LGs does Akwa Ibom have?

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severee:
Ah man i felt sorry for ben affleck at the end just imagine living with a crazy person well on the bright side his bar will be getting business now which will slice his financial problems in half

Gone are the days when hollywood movies disappoint me, i don get special skill, now na from advert i go know as the whole film go be

Into the woods is that red riding hood?

Sorry for Ben Affleck? No way, he annoyed me from the beginning. That was a befitting end to the annoying character...one dimensional man.

Into the woods tried to do what the 'Once Upon a Time' series did by incorporating and trying to tie in different fairy tale characters (Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Razenpu something something, Jack and the beanstalk)...it is a musical with forgettable and annoying songs definitely not like Les Miserables(on an adult scale) or Ella Enchanted (for kiddies). And to think that it is filled with stars!

2014 was a year for mostly poor movies. 2015 isn't better unfortunately

severee:
https://www.nairaland.com/1994100/swing-miss-gone-girl
here you go , i didn't like the ending of gone girl, her motive was too shallow and her plan had a few loose ends like she didn't delete the footage from the surveillance camera which could show she wasn't kidnapped in the first place, the people who robbed her can always call her out and if they ran clinical tests on her when she returned home they would have known she wasn't pregnant as she claimed couldn't they even see that the urine sample belonged to her neighbour?

Thanks. When I meant the end, I meant they forced to stay together. Ben Afleck's character was awful and I didn't relate with his character even when I knew he was innocent.
As for the plot, leave hollywood. They are running out of good ideas, stories and scripts. Make them come, make I give them some. Most of their movies are filled with too many holes.
As for reviews, I just check imdb mainly for trivias, goofs and stuffs like that AFTER I have watched the movie and formed my own opinion.

Yes and please do one for 'Into the woods'

Hmmm, una matter get as e be. Your husband's business suffered a setback for 10 months? This is nearly a year's rent we are talking oh.

My initial advice was to be that instead of begging, why not look for a small business you both can start off; then your husband approaches the family friend for a loan BUT seeing that this is for rent, this is what I think.

It is not in your place to worry about the quit's notice; your husband is doing enough of that believe me. Ask your husband either after dinner or when you are both in bed, what his plans are. Don't be belligerent, it is easy to get angry in this kind of situation; because your imagination would throw up different 'progressive' and seemingly financially stable homes.
Your husband will communicate his plans to you. You might eventually have to move or he looks for help but let that be his decision. You know as women, we want our men to act quickly on all issues but there are issues he has to agonize on and decide at his own time, I might be single but still...

Even if the landlord comes with thugs tomorrow, don't run on your own to any family friend; you can take that kind of initiative only if your husband is a vegetable hooked up to a life machine. May that not be your portion.

If you have children, try not to project your worries to them.

Be still and wait.

severee:
Hehehe actually i did gone girl too i was so mad when i saw it, they just ruined rosamund pike for me

Link for that of gone girl I think the ending was befitting though...and continue this please.

Oh lawd! Please continue. Write one for 'Gone Girl' and 'Mad Max'

Oh lawd!

Is nothing sacred anymore, your friend's wife?

The 2nd pics looks a little like the chubbier version of Asa and Chidinma

Dem dey follow seek advice for this kain matter?

Since I felt you were mixing up terms, I take this to mean that you meant to write fiance(he) instead of fiancee(she). This means, she refuses and her bobo gets sacked; no be so?

Tell your friend, I said 'welcome to adulthood'. Not every issue need advises or opinions. It is a straightforward matter that relies solely on principles or its lack.

Sings 'This too shall pass'. Na only hot and beautiful you dey talk. I think you are afraid that you might(will) not be her first and you kinda don't want the opportunity to pass you by and you also think you might not meet someone as hot and beautiful as this one.
First, I put it to you that you be kurukere christian
Secondly, face your studies; you've got a long road ahead.
Thirdly, time might work its magic and you two eventually go your seperate ways but you'll be alright

Buahahahahaha...this is one mean joke!

Petroluem is enough to last the country from 40-50 years

PIB should be broken up to enable easy passage.

Never mind the stories you hear about NNPC. What was lacking was good leadership.

Cancelled contracts are not due to personalities but to suspicious nature.

Bloated departments have been cut down to a manageable size.

Before subsidy can be done, adequate plaaning for the palliatives have to be laid down.

*I like Sen. Stella's voice. I guess that's how my voice would be when I age

*Ben Bruce will be voting against subsidy when it crops up in the budget

*Akpabio sounds subdued today

I saw criminals as my competitors and in such a competition, I knew I had to win.
I should be right always and the criminals just once.

Fashola's thoughts on police decentralization is quite impressive. If we are so afraid of abuse of power from the state police, their jurisdiction can be limited

Fashola just had to use the 'in the fullness of time' phrase...lol

Funny thing about money is that it raises suspicion even between brothers. Wasn't impressed by his answer on the 78 million website and drilling of bore holes

Also not impressed with the repartration of citizens back to their states. The right to free movement is a reserved right under the Federal Republic of Nigeria and not just a stat

Your heading isn't sensational enough, it should be, 'Man flees country after wife catches him with another lady at the mall'

The story odikwa funny . Even cowards wouldn't want the man bearing their tag

Good! Coach is coach, player is player; different roles all for the team's glory

*spreads mat* How did I miss this thread?

Okay, we've heard. Can we now move on? Ayeneka, stop being a drama king!

MrCuddles:
I bet if she wore make up, guys will be flattering her here

Exactly! And yet, same guys would bombard 'before and after makeup pics' thread, wailing for all who care to listen/read on how they prefer girls that aren't fake...Well, here is one, unadorned! Mourn her shortlived live or move on

What's with the 'she's not that beautiful' I have seen? What level of foolery have we fallen to?

As for the ex 'investment theory', is this the right thread for conspiracy theories?

RIP Corper...another despicable act.

How evil, utterly despicable!

Even though I am not a pink person, I must say this suits her skin tone.

The hair and make up is lovely too.

AltarBoy1:

She threw another angle to it noni. Perhaps subconsciously you liked the attention, no?

freecocoa:
You stole my thoughts.

The lady even made it very easy for the dude to state his mind and back away, yet he's here asking questions.

The way I see it, he just wants the advantages of being close to the woman, without dating her.

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AltarBoy1:
she doesnt ahve an "oga" for now, as she told me how the guy that was planning to marry her ended up with somebody else. 2ndly, I have longed stopped her from trying to feed me or sweep my shop

I know she has no oga, it's still the subtle game you are playing