₦airaland Forum

Stanislause94:
Ok. Time to marry more wives

Karlovych:
How does she expect a cloth meant for a gazelle to fit a hippopotamus?

mymadam:
There's time for everything

Beebah2000:
Oya.
Olamide, I want a private jet.

chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.
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They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
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2. The redpillers.
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These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.
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Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.
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And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.
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These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;

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or supporting the IPOB rampage;
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or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!
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Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.
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They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.
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From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.
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Thank you.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You also sell Amazon gift card?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You better file a divorce for your sanity..if he's hell bent then dish him in the waste bin before he ruin your life completely..
Do that asap and stop managing yourself cos of some nonsense love you have for him..that guy is gonna wreck you and your future with his addiction..
You are better off single than being with a futureles boozer...

Modified:those saying for better for worse nonsense ain't good... It’s better to divorce after one year of a failed marriage than to hang in miserable for years..
Marriage is not an act of charity...If you're done then you're done..

LagosEmir:
The only people supporting Tinubu are mad people and his fellow thieves

successmatters:
By the time this buharri administration is finished with Nigeria, seven households will be sharing one phoneline just to save costs

KingsleyCEO:
As an adult, don't look beyond the fact that they are still kids... They may dress in certain ways or act in certain ways, knock sense into their head... And let them know you're the big uncle!

BigRocky:
Why our African leaders this corrupt ?

RedCentaur:
I just came back from service. I'm a Catholic, back then in my teen years, I do see alot of turnout of young people BTW 10-20 yrs of age.

But these days, it seems they ve left this church of a thing to the older folks.

What could be wrong?

superCleanworks:
maybe they find the catholic church BORING and they have moved on to more groovy and swaggalicious church where the pastor has benzes and porsche and plenty fancy suits to inspire the youth to MAKE IT.
They will also be able to meet girls in juicy sexy curvy outfits there and make connections with their fellow teenage guys who sag their jeans, wear earring and paint their finger nails.
dem no get time to hail mary again. dem want that sexy usher called mary to hail dem when they meet in church.
they got tired of reverend spraying holy water when people like odumeje is spraying dollars.

lifezone247:
Lols this headline sha. It’s suppose to be (portable acquire Tokumbo ES350 Lexus)

longetivity:
car Na car bros

Salvador1:
As long as it's not Tinubu.


Tinubu shot himself by exposing his weak point.
Imagine daring bubu for a fight if his lifetime ambition is not met.

questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

Scoutvibe:
Na soldier no be officer
Point of correction
Stop damaging their image. In every organisation they will be the bad ones

aycorporat:
That is to let you know the kind of thing going on in this union that wants to make them kill themselves.

Someone purchased fairly used car for 13m and topped it with 10m cash gift and yet the supposed receiver rejected this mouth watering gift?

Have you encountered this agberos in restaurants when they eat? 5 eba and 24 pieces of goat meat with hot babes to chill with.

Why won't they kill themselves?

Sweetplum:
Juicy story.
MC Oluomo and these condemned kpekus he dey knack.
The guy own too much for Lagos.

ijustdey:
N80billion Fraud: How Accountant-General, Idris Made Money From Controversial Platform, IPPIS, Deducted Salaries Of Thousands Of Workers – Farooq Kperogi




https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/21/n80billion-fraud-how-accountant-general-idris-made-money-controversial-platform-ippis

Lalasticlala

Jack005:
Simping get levels sha.

Urheadmaster:
The only way Nigeria can be better is to slash it into 3 or 4 countries

Emma2Seconds:
Tell the OS that your no longer interested.

cia698:
Is Diera also a state in the UAE? Odeh!

Stargangz:
No need to panic,dem dey Sharjah dey knack.

Stargangz:
No need to panic,dem dey Sharjah dey knack.

IKBARUTEN11:
One Nigeria is a big fraud

JAMO4REAL1:
Send me 5k pls if the yawa gas I will return it thank you 0227575583 wema bank

ImDStar:
How do you that parents whose children are sitting at home due to strike are the same people supporting their oppressors?

How do you reconcile a situation where the students whose future is getting ruined by their leaders/politicians are still their die hard supporters?

What moral justification does Osinbanjo, Tinubu, Atiku and the rest failure have to solicit for votes.

It's a pity, Nigeria is not program to progress.
Nigeria is afflicted with majority of foolish people and unfortunate leaders.

Penguin2:
See how Buhari rush go give condolences.

I’ve noticed that there are two things Buhari is usually swift about…

Cows welfare

And matters of Islam

Tonypens48:


What do clowns hope to achieve with this