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Lordbinsmar:


Confused Pipu

Es350:
May this old dying thief never smell Aso Rock. Amen!

DoggoneDogg:
Tinubu will make a good VP to Peter Obi
He has the capacity

Zonefree:
Oyegun should just screen Tinubu out let Nigerians jubilate.

NaughtyBrainiac:
Atiku is doing the right thing.

There's this look I always see on Atiku's face; look at the 3rd photo. This look of you guys go hear wen when I become president. I dey fear that man

chatinent:
Lol.

Sabinus is smart.

He registered it low-key. They thought it was just a slang.

Always register what's yours.


Well, it's common for yahoo boys to use comedy as a shield for their income. Na today? Who no know Sabinus for PH before the comedy coverup?

Artiiclebeast:
Abeg make una no listen to all these nonsense oh..

America na God's own country truly truly if you get the right info and know your way.

If na only the gun violence, I go manage am like that dey careful where I dey enter and the kind neighbourhood wey I go stay.

I start one thread for my profile like that to talk about this same issue but because the mods dem too follow for the people wey dey try preach the abroad life no easy dem abandon am. Dem no want competition for the good life...

https://www.nairaland.com/7145274/re-abroad-life-not-easy

Abeg, anybody wey get legit way to jakpa come America, you better take am oh...

Sweet and blessed country.

I dey come to write more..make I drive reach work first.

Modified:

You see all these spoilt, lazy, and rotten brats, if you listen to them mislead you or successfully make you keep away from competing with them out of wickedness and envy, na you sabi.

This kid could be a privileged rotten kid back home in Nigeria who probably had a whole room to herself with a driver to chauffeur her back and fro wherever she goes without much of an understanding to the fact that "nyansh dey pepper egg wey dey lay egg wey she dey chop".

Her parents obviously needed more in life and thus migrated making this silly kid see herself as living below her standard because of sharing a house and bathroom. She's clearly not happy because she could barely find any poor man pikin to oppress out there.

The idiot even went on to say their condition improved when their asylum was approved. They should have sought the asylum in Nigeria na..

Talking about her parents doing long hours of work. It's evil and ungrateful to God and nature to make such complaints. Now it isn't the lack of jobs oh but the long hours of job. The question people of sound mind should ask are:

* What is the hourly wage
*Do you get owed or short paid for these jobs?
* Are these jobs back-breaking or hard jobs?
* What are the general working conditions of these jobs?

Only wicked and selfish people will tell you America is bad, unsafe, and hard to survive.

Very wicked and mean people.

Even if you find a job with an agency paying $10-12 per hour, you have enough hours to work if you want and can do the job to take in as much as $4k per month.

Now, you can imagine how much a direct staff at the same job who knows what brought him to the US will take home.

Na so all of them dey collect and drive big big new cars because work hours dey to dey pay monthly na all these enjoyment dem no want make people come enjoy with them.

My dear people, there is so much work and less hands such that na me dey reject hours because I need to rest but when I dey my bed I no dey fit rest because my mind go dey calculate how much I dey miss because I want siddon for my bed.

One thing though, it depends on the people you met when you got in and the information you had before making the moves.

One can successfully live and work in the US for 100 years and more as an alien without the right documents so long as you stay away from trouble and keep to the rules.

The system is aware of this fact that loads and loads of illegals abound in the country and of course, are doing the jobs their people won't do which are jobs in very critical sectors and the authorities turn the other way so long as the jobs get done in a timely manner and the economy/system keeps spinning.

In my 1 month that I've been here, Na God bless America I dey take sing every morning...

God bless my destiny...

God bless God too...

Na to work move all my family if possible, my entire clan comot from that dustbin called country.

When I step out from airport, na cry I cry go reach where I dey go inside train when my eye see wetin country and living suppose look like.

May all Nigerian evil leaders both past, present, future, and the ones in the grave continue to rot in hell....

Demons...

I pray for every Nigerian to experience life outside of Nigeria, particularly to the first world countries to understand the difference between life and living.

delzbaba:
you comot for oyo come go settle for chicago south side? you no see better place like pensylvania or maryland go? dem never shoot ur yansh.

MadamVanessa:




Mtcheeewww...tell her now to come back to Nigeria, and see her shakes her head in refusal immediately.

She should stop talking nonsense and complaining. If she finds life there so unbearable, she should relocate back to her paradise Nigeria.

A lot of people would do everything to be in her position. It's better to suffer in a country you're not a citizen than to suffer in a country you're a bonafide citizen, which many Nigerians are currently experiencing in this shithole.


I wish Americans were like me, they will immediately deport her useless ass back to her Eldorado Nigeria. You can't come and benefit so much in my country then still had the guts to write rubbish about the country you benefitted so much from. ingrate.

aydought:
So who do you advise as the right choice to consider in cleaning up the big mess caused by PMB? Anyhow, whoever is coming on board is on a Verrrry Longgggggggggggg Thingggggggggggggggg!!!

udele1:
If you can get to the airport few minutes before plane takes off, get a ticket and still join the flight, its possible.

Will the people in the plane say they booked ticket long ago, but you just came now and got ticket and joined the plane?

The destination should be the focus.

hungryboy:
USA na useless place walai, if no be Sapa ,I swear many of our people won't even like to relocate to that place

Man go just wake up to go him hustle, one stupid white guy go just come open fire ,kill you for nothing

koldej:
It depends on you, let me tell you something some people will ask you why do you need to run a Bsc programme again when you have an HND? they will question your self esteem
I'm also in your shoes.. but this is what I have come to realise so far
1) HND or BSc.. there is no job out there
2) HND or BSc the organization doesn't care, in as much as you know your job
3)YES! HND in statistics qualifies you for direct entry into Accounting
But!
There are some opportunities you will not get if you don't have a degree
There are some chances you will not get to prove yourself if you dont have a degree
There are some interviews you will not get if you don't have a degree

The bottom line is that being successful in your career path is not dependent on whether you have an HND or BSc.

As an HND holder, I will say I've never been out of job since I graduated 2years ago, but the truth is there are better opportunities I have missed out on due to the fact that I don't have a degree, I'm currently trying to run a conversion programme in a course related to my field.

@23 you are still very young, please opt for direct entry if you are from @least a average family who are willing to support you for the next 2-3years again, if not you can try conversion programme, this will give you the opportunity to work and continue schooling at the same time.

But please in whatever decision you take, go and learn IT, I sincerely believe you will do very well in coding or data analysis.

If you don't mind we can be friends

Tinaabbey:
1. Don’t be late or too early
Arriving late for the interview is a rude gesture that always makes a bad impression, but so is arriving too early. In both cases you can cause the feeling that you do not calculate the time well, in the first case, it is also perceived as disrespectful, and in the second, it can seem that you are living in a desperate situation.

2. Do not have the mobile on
Turn off your mobile minutes before entering the room where you are going to be interviewed. Do not leave it for the last moment or you will run the risk of forgetting it. If your cell phone rings during the interview, it will interrupt your interviewer’s work and create an awkward situation that will not benefit you at all.

3. Don’t get bogged down in an argument
Freely express your opinions but never start or maintain an argument. It is not about giving the reason without complaining to those who do not have it, but try not to see yourself involved in an argument. It will be an embarrassing situation that will position you as a conflictive person.

4. Do not gesticulate exaggeratedly
Your gestures and your postures are more important than you think. They say a lot about you and reveal what you feel. For example, don’t sit on the edge of the chair or wave your hands insistently. Try to look your interviewer or interviewers in the eye, but not in a threatening way. Smile and behave naturally.

5. Do not take the initiative: let the interviewer direct the interview
Remember that you are the interviewee and not the interviewer. You are there to answer questions, not to ask them. Do not compete with the interviewer, he must always take the initiative. Do not interrupt him and always answer his questions. Without detours or ambiguities.


6. Don’t answer questions aggressively
Never get defensive. Respond calmly and use a calm and collected tone. During the interview do not behave aggressively or act violently. If you get nervous, take a deep breath and stay calm.

7. Don’t show up looking bad
Choose well the clothes you are going to wear that day. Clean yourself and take care of all the details of your personal hygiene. Your appearance is very important to make a good impression. The image counts a lot and provides a large amount of information about your tastes, your preferences and your way of thinking. A careless image will harm you.

8. Don’t chew gum
Chewing gum during a conversation is rude. It will appear that you are not serious about the interview and most people find it very uncomfortable. Do not hesitate, your interviewer will find it highly inappropriate.

9. Don’t lie
The proverb is wise. “A liar is caught before a lame man.” If you lie on your CV or if you answer false questions, sooner or later you will be found out and the cure will be worse than the disease. No company wants to hire liars or cheaters.

10. Don’t stop being yourself
Everyone is nervous about a job interview, it is clear that it is not an easy time. Most people try to memorize learned answers and some interviewees try to play a role to make a good impression. Don’t fall into that mistake, don’t act n pretend to be who you are not.


If you keep these tips in mind, you will behave during the job interview with more confidence and poise. Read them carefully and if you have any questions, we can advise you to find the job that best suits your profile. An interview is a decisive moment to demonstrate to the interviewer that you are the most suitable person to fill the position offered.

For more job updates and recommendations, visit https://mextechy.com.ng/

post=113304714:
Obituary are you ready
Go fill up your position you have been craving for ever since.

If you wanna be unfortunate in life very soon, quote this comment to say rubbish.

That's true o

Buckeyemedia1:
Not African Union forces but NATO? Mumu.

Urheadmaster:
He has achieved alot

He should come and join kano pillars united he is needed there.

Malory:
Deji Adeyanju is one of the few sensible Yorubas alive. He always come up with something worthy of note

Okonandmary:
Fiest question.

Op are you rich?

Are you saying that it was because bill gates and dangote honoured their parents that is why they are rich?

How about those who honoured their parents and are poor?

Lastly, what is the life expectancy of male and female in Nigeria?

Barrister026:
It's so annoying children of nowadays think because they got baby mamas up and down they got no respect for their elders, infact once they notice you haven't had a child yet no matter how old you are, they start looking at you like their age mates or even older than.

My kid bro who I single handedly passed down wears to back then has the audacity to talk to me anyhow just because he is a father of a 5 year old boy and another one is on the way. Well that's how he's been reason he toke a lot of beatings from me back in the days...

The recent happenings happened this morning after so many years, I came home for a very close relative's burial same with our eldest bro whose in his mid 30s. Discussion we were having, one thing led to another... this kid bro of mine flared up shouting at the top of his voice to my elder bro...mom telling him to shut up he's still talking...I immediately pounce on him in the presence of his wife and kid, I gave him the beating of his life, squeezed that his lip he was using to insult our eldest bro, not minding his wife watching.

Yes I'm angry with him, the day his wife gave birth out of wedlock, he was jubilating that he the last born first us to give our parent's a grand child. I say see this one, if I wanted to have kids I would have, how many ladies has tried to trap pregnancy on me all through this years. it's just man not yet ready yet, and been married don't Just freak me yet.

Mom been gingering me to apologise to him, but I refused? Why would I?

Yes I was wrong for beating him in the presence of his pregnant wife and kid, I didn't mean to embarrass him...I felt bad myself after the whole thing.. but before he was a husband he was first my kid bro.

cuddlyaplasta4:
Asiwaju of Nigeria , Jah bless the leader. This man need to be studied by student of politics in our universities, we need to have a full syllabus on Asiwaju with reference to Nigerian politics

Sixfiguresmart:
Isn't it possible for someone to redirect the shells directed to Ukraine to that venue? Heartless criminals. The main evil man there is that poor man protecting them and clearing the way for them. The supporters of evil are more dangerous than the perpetrators. Because the perpetrators anchor on their shoulders.

We live in a country in which Christians are identified by their outward appearances and not their fruits as Jesus said. What makes them different from the Pharisees that Jesus condemned?

In this country a pastors claims to have gone to the mountain alone to pray and have a private time with God. But, he came back with pictures while he was praying. I am wondering if prayer is the same as photoshoot.

I weak for Nigeria

RealLordZeus:
Can someone remind me why some Bank still insist on the use of face mask till date!

AntiChristian:
But....

Did the Bible call that lady a prostitute?

I mean did she collect any fee for her service?

You just quote the verse that approves sin for all and also stopped punishment for sinners.

press9jatv:
Lol Tinubu is a goner

Viraltrends123:
See how they are already wasting a whole year preparing for another election, same way he spent a whole year campaigning for second term, and when they get elected, they will still spend a whole year celebrating and doing nothing. They only work for 2 years, and in those 2 years, what do we get peanuts.

Nigerians don't disappoint, we are watching how you people hail them, sometimes I wonder if this people hypnotized us.

Malory:
Buhari, if you can teach Tinubu northern politics 101 by giving him the Awolowo and Abiola treatment then you might redeem your battered image a little

PerfectStranger:
Goliath wife

LordofNaija:
Na to buy am open hotspot make my entire street connect for just 1k, per month. Sense no go kill me

shortIGBOman:
Trash.
My Anambra Babe, Queen Amaka fine pass this over bleached, Owerri Girl

osinbanjoisaliar:
Bros, no vex. I jus dey give you the low-down of the down-low. APC NWC and Buhari don already tell everybody their consensus candidate. So Tinubu don already begin the action film. This one na just the opening scene. Make you prepare yarself for the beginning of the actor vs boss fight either Sunday or next week

FERNANDEZISBACK:
31?what was God doing?
Smiling as usual?so sad..
Can we now accept the fact that he doesn't exist cos if he exist he would have found a way to save those persons..

No sensible father will watch his kids stamped to death..