Alaye, don't kill yourself for anygirl, break up with her before she does
SEx no be by fire by force, don't even think of going to drink any sex enhancer cuz if you die ontop pussy, same day that girl will go jump on another dick
Aify3000: When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.
But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.
What should i do now? She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Nigeria may take her pride of place in her petroleum industry again as the governor of Kogi State and top presidential aspirant under the All Progressive Congress, Alhaji Yahaya Bello has said that he Will ensure full implementation of the petroleum industry bill signed by President Buhari. Bello reaching out to party delegates, stalwarts, and the entire Nigerians ahead of the APC primary said his administration will make sure there's zero importation of petroleum products while alternatively driving the development of clean energy and renewable sources if elected as the president. Governor Yahaya Bello has also promised to harness our solid minerals potential to make Nigeria a self-reliant nation.
LINSAR: Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.
I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler. This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.
My problem: I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body. This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.
Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
So since you already know it's your way of paying tithe, why showing off on here with it
sukkot: its my way of paying tithes. i dont give tithes to rich pastors but yet i see the need to help those who are struggling sometimes. this is how i help people who are struggling. i pay them what they want without asking for discount but first i would access the situation 1- you are hardworking and trying your best 2-of course you will be offering me something in return which i would then overpay for..
Lionnation: I see ethnic and religion crises resume in the north ones power shift to south, I see the blood of christians especially the Igbo being spilt. If you are a southerner residing north start making plans to relocate immidiately a southerner wins the presidency. To be forewarned is the be forearmed
StrongAlphMale: The earlier they divide this country the better for us all. I keep saying it that it is impossible joining people of different backgrounds, cultures, traditions and religions together as one. Let Nigeria be divided so everyone can go their separate ways. The Muslims/Hausa people deserve to live in the jungle with wild animals and beasts. They always cause trouble wherever they go. In Lagos problem, in Abuja trouble. Only Division of Nigeria can promote peace.
Na bloody waste of time, de no dey love Dem jus dey play with SIMPers head ni
Alaigbopress: Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.
I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.
But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.
The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.
Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.
Thread title should be modified to "meet young man with 9 Oloshos"
ogbiwa: A man with nine wives created a "sex roster" to ensure he doesn't neglect any of his partners in the bedroom.
But despite his best intentions, the schedule hasn't quite gone to plan.
Arthur O Urso, from Brazil, found the timetable to be a major turn off.
He said: "Our sex life is really fun and pleasurable, and initially I tried to have sex by appointment.
"But following a timetable caused a lot of problems and sometimes I felt like I had to have sex because of the schedule, and not for pleasure.
"On other occasions I had sex with one wife while thinking about another."
Arthur hit headlines last year after he married his nine wives in a joint ceremony.
He aimed to "celebrate free love" and "protest against monogamy" – but the nuptials weren't legally binding as polygamy is illegal in Brazil.
Like with any marriage, there have been ups and downs.
One wife has already decided she wants to divorce from the group.
Arthur revealed: "She wanted to have me all to herself. It didn't make sense – we have to share. I was very sad about the separation and even more surprised by her excuse.
"She said that she was missing a monogamous relationship."
And it’s been tricky for Arthur to strike a good balance in the bedroom too.
Instead of scheduling in steamy sessions, he’s decided to base his sex life on instinct.
He admitted: "It doesn't take long to get attention or affection when you have that many wives.
"It didn't seem right so we got rid of it and now the sex flows naturally, it's been great.
"It is very fun, pleasurable and unique to experience everything collectively, and they are all very different in bed.
"One of them, I won't name her to keep her privacy, likes to be dominant and I like a woman who tells me what she wants."
While Arthur insists his wives don't mind how often the others make love to him, he says jealousy crops up when it comes to gift giving.
He added: "When I have given one of them an expensive gift and another a smaller or cheaper one, there has been jealousy among them.
"They all demand attention, affection and sex to be part of our everyday life, and I can't do more for one than the other.
YoudeyVexme: Someone who Just did youth service already got a high paying job in nppc, while me that have graduated Since 2010 still struggling to feed from hand to mouth, no properties no thing to call my own. Meanwhile a cousin of mine already own 2 houses this boy I used to dash him 20naira for busicuit early 2008 when I visit my aunty, now he's 22.
Once you asked them for help and they give you once, they won't want to give you again. My heart's boil so hot whenever I see them on wheels driving expensive cars, A boy who doesn't know anything about life is already married with kid on the way. It wasn't like This when I was in my 20s, back then, we had to labour hard...farming, fishing and the rest to make ends meet..
Imagine, I had to go for house hunting last week and we had to wait for the owner of the compound, he arrived a young man expecting me to greet him first. I just called the agent I wasn't interested.. somebody that can't drag age with my youngest brother.
Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Enumerator(m): 9:34am On May 21, 2022*. Modified: 10:51am On May 21, 2022
