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These girls have just lifted up our spirits. Lol. After Kemi Badenoch's attacks. Nigeria can frustrate one ....walahi...but, there still reasons to not abandon her. Nigeria is all we have got, and most of us have only one nation called Nigeria. So, we gat no choice but not to hate her, and keep praying for her to heal completely.

Rasheedat is actually solidly built in Christ. It is very easy to drift away from her source after getting into Atletico Madrid, but she didn't. I have watched one of her podcasts about her faith in Christ. It is all about God for this girl. And she is a big influence on her team mates. Now she is the captain. This is huge. She is the worship leader before and after every match they play. God will continue rewarding her.

Dr. Olukoya is your man when it comes to sports. He has done an amazing job developing that area and winning souls for Christ through it. Another aspect is how he rewards all first-class graduates at his church. He rewards them handsomely, in the millions. Now, the majority of his church members want to fly first class because they know they will be rewarded. He even purchased a new car for each of the church's first graduates several years ago. This man is amazing at developing talents.

Rice Production per capita
North Central — 106.01Kg
North East — 51.51Kg
North West — 33.98Kg
South East — 20.98Kg
South South — 18.92Kg
South West — 16.85Kg

Insecurity and our borders lapses are what we should look into. Thes figures aren't bad if we want to eat our locals produced rice, and this is showing me that we do not need any imported rice e if we can make our local rice free from stone, produce all cooked rice, etc.

What quantity of rice does an individual eat? A normal human won't eat 2kg per month na. This is max, so that he can eat 24kg per year. Only someone eating mountain of rice daily and who is definitely flying towards his grave earlier than expected will consume an average of 5kg per month. So, matching this reasoning with the figures above simply means we do not need more rice production for local consumption; however, we can increase it so we can export to other Afeican nations.

See whinning. Lol. As if this Gana guy can handle Wike. Lol.

Bahamas95:
@epainos


Good afternoon..... Please sorry for bringing you to an ancestral thread.

You mentioned me and some other persons at the same time in a thread where a guy was wondering why we prefer injection to drugs and I was surprised how you did it. I've seen others do it sha but don't know how you guys manage to do it...I will appreciate if you can explain the process to me.

I have just checked your original post and I can see that you know how to quote a single post. When you want to quote multiple posts, open all new quotes on new pages. If you want to quote 5 post, open them all and you have five additional pages. Then, you pick one out of the five you want to use for writing. Go back to the other posts you have quoted, cut or copy them one by one, and paste them in the one you choose to use. You can rearrange your quotes as it suits you.

You will need to practise it to see how it functions. You may first find it a bit tricky, but after using it for some time, you will understand it. You can always use the modify button to edit or rearrange your posts. You can bring up or down any quote as you like.

Another easy rider to Aso Rock loading for Tinubu since it's getting obvious Atiku the spoiler will not back down. Lol.

RollinTNDA:
I had this babe that told me she rather take 3 injections than to swallow pill or drug

Till this day I dey fear that girl.
How can you say you prefer needle piercing you over just simple swallow of medicine

Is this a red flag??
Does it mean she like pain or BDSM

Can someone please try make this make sense

JONSYN7154:
I prefer injection to drugs too.


I have never like taking drugs.

RollinTNDA:
you enjoy the pain of needle piercing your skin

Bahamas95:
Injection pain is just for few seconds, when the needle goes in and out.

But you see drugs, the smell would disturb me for a whole day.....It gets worse if I mistakenly belch.

clevybrown:
I prefer injection to drug any time any day

RollinTNDA:
all of una be weray nothing u want tell me.
Only the sight of needle they freak me up
I dey ready to swallow 20 medicine pills than a single stab.

Then you come meet amateur nurse wey go dey chuck chuck your vein until she gets it right. Omo pills for life

OP, you cracked me with the bolded statements.

You prefer tablets and capsules because the smell doesn't irritate you which is common to the majority. If you know what that smell does to those who can't bear it, you will get it. It reminds of my childhood (around 4 - 7 years) and whenever I perceived smoke from vehicles, I would be knocked out. It took months before my parents figured it out, and they had to change their cars to A/C cars. I am not a kid, and definitely not in the 90s. Won't say if it was innthe 80s, 70s, 60s, 50s, or 40s cos there are many monitor spirits here. Lol. But I have outgrown it.

Many people like this can outgrow it. One person wrote that his doctor told the nurse to grind and hide the tabs in a sweet substance. This is exactly what they do for kids in those days sugar weren't used to coat children's medications. And I have seen so many adults that hid caps and tabs in swallows. They put them in eba, amala, starch, fufu, pounded yam, etc and swallow them.

You can try the same method with your friend. Someone else needs to put them there for her at first, if successful, get her a medical nose mask to wear so she can start preparing them herself. Within five years, she will outgrow it and become accustomed to the smell.

Such questions are likely:

1. not deliberately meant to fail students. Most students will pass. If they can consult and pass, they can consult and get the job done while practising which is allowed.
2. to be brain tester. There will be a part that will test their reasoning ability, and that's where outstanding students will be separated from normal and lazy students.

Good luck to everyone reading my comment.

Rest well. Walk (7,000 steps min daily). Build muscle if you have no health issue that prohibits it. And eat very well (only organic food).

The issue is that you cannot get organic food in Nigeria. It is not possible. All grains are not organic. Storage sef..na war. If you know the kind of deadly chemicals used to store grains in Nigeria, you go fear.

Take care of yourself.

What a kind gesture? All of una wey talk say $100k each is waste .....hmm...if I say wetinndey my mind. Girls went out there to paint us well and you are talking rubbish. On this...Tinubu did well..

Kobicove:
The issue is beyond Buhari!

The fact is that there is systemic corruption in Nigeria which did not just start during Buhari's tenor as president...

...or were you expecting President Buhari to go and personally monitor disbursement of the loans and also carry out recovery?

Funny post. Meaning no one can solve corruption in Nigeria and it must continue? So, I shouldn't blame him for promising to tackle corruption and failed. Right? Even he didn't promise, the president is not liable ....right? Go try that in the UK. May, the PM of the UK was more pro-active, yet was booted out. And you are here justifying your president who failed to curb corruption. No...he needs to be fly to everywhere to monitor disbursement. Abeg shift. How did China manage to cut theirs? Keep asking eye questions.

It's a bit hard to just say Lagos Island used to be the capital because there are headquarters of federal departments that are not on the Island. And many research centers headquarters controlled by the FG located outside the Island.

Farmers cannot easily divert it. CBN officials overseeing the fund are the ones who prepared oil and bdc clients as farmers to get the loans. It's a single digit loan which is cheaper than normal loans. And then, they added their own cut to the interest. Still cheaper than normal loans for them. If the system is set up well and they get real farmers who are devoted to food production, they won't divert it. Buhari failed seriously. Those CBN guys did so much evil during his time under Emefiele.

The investigators should consider giving the old woman a benefit of doubt that she might likely be used without her knowledge of what she carried if she is an illiterate which I think should not be ruled out.

I had such a great laughing exercise early this morning as I am reading this thread. This is hilarious. Hehehehehe. Boiled seeds for 20 mins to break dormancy? . Good luck guys!!!

Lol!

The guy is obviously naive in the space. Naija scientists have done so much than this. Ha ba! Only that they aren't funded well here, so, they release their knowledge to oyinbo who pay them well. How can he say this is the first one done here? Na wa oooo. This is just the first time the FG is supporting them...period.

He is limited with his name in the list. It is not a good experience. One's names on the list with a Nigerian passport na die. Make the person just avoid travelling cos frustration awaits one. Can even sleep in a jail straight from the port of entry until Nigerian embassies sign him out. Not good.

I don't think Kemi has anyone in her family who talks to her who is still Nigerian. She is going too far. Let's say she becomes the PM of the UK, and what next after her tenure? Just making enemies out of her native nation. It's better she keeps quiet. She had made her points clear. But making Nigeria the topic everytime she wants to get more supports politically is a big mistake. At least, Nigeria gave her a place to live when she was young.

The main reason Obi will not be Nigeria's president is because of the obedients. Imagine telling the ONLY CBN governor who corrected Nigeria's misdeeds from Independence Day to OBJ's time. The man who helped shape our economy, Ngozi Iweala, is now the Director-General of the World Trade Organization. The person who cancelled Naija's debt with Iweala. This man was the boss of Sanusi, the next CBN governor after Soludo, and is now the emir of Kano. And you have the audacity to claim that he is not practical and does not understand economics. So, an ordinary trader who we cannot see what he did in Anambra has a better education. Lol.

It is really funny. A man who transformed the entire banking system from analog to digital. He raised the bar and made our banks very prosperous. We can point to numerous things he did because the evidence is still present and will be for decades. And, because he is a visionary, his work in Anambra will be remembered for a long time. However, your Obi established a beer company that became worthless as soon as he left office. Lol. And you are questioning this man. Obedients are the reason Obi will not be Nigeria's president. Mark my words.

The real reason Nigeria is damaged is because people want to put their burden on others by shifting their obligations on others, or turning them to investments. Training your kids is an obligation and not an investment.

Why should you want your kids to take care of you by force if the health facilities and elderly homes work well? Why should you put your burial burden on them if Nigeria has plans like abroad where you can pay for everything before you die?

What your children give you should be gifts and not investments. This mentality is bad. A good child will give you gifts, but never rely on it. And if that child does it, he or she will reap the benefits cos it's called the law of sowing seeds in the bible. It should not be that if your kids don't return the investments on them in multiple folds, everyone will be cursing them. For what na?

Nigerians are so manipulative. They will use the Bible to manipulate people to their advantages. Fix your nation so that you do not rely on your kids at old age for everything. It is good to have them around, but plan your life to live independently at old age. Is it too much? Na waooo.

Revolva:
Oga you need to apply for LG Chairman of surulere ...omo you know surulere dye.....Lol....

Thanks bro. I love the place, my family house is there. Everything is there. The only place I can stay in Lagos apart from Surulere is Ikoyi (but expensive). Surulere is better for me than Lekki or VI. If not Surulere, I will consider Ikeja (GRA), but I don't really like noise. If God blesses me well, I will buy a property around alaka (the National stadium side). That place is quiet. I love the place. You will never understand how peaceful the area is until you enter the place, and you won't even know that such exists in Lagos. Mainwhile, the main road is express road oooo.

ceejay80s:
U don't know surulere be that
Aguda is under surulere Masha kilo too,
I grew up in surulere, I dey trek back then from my house at ojuelegba to visit my classmate at aguda and bode Thomas,
Imagine we back then trkking from birch Freeman boys high school surulere in the 90s to bode Thomas,
Good old days

cyberbro:
Packing as how? Kindly clarify.



So Aguda is under which LGA? You can't limit Surulere to only the porchest streets like Bode Thomas and Adeniran ogunsaya or Ogunlana drive na.

Iponri, Aguda, Ijesha, Lawanson [/b]are all part of Surulere. If you truly grew up in Lere, you'd know this.

geosegun:
Please learn to correct without outright condemnation. Yes, [b]Some parts of Aguda and Ijeshatedo, cum Itire are parts of Surulere. You can take that to the Bank.

I stand by what I wrote earlier, and I will condemn what isn't right. This guy described Surulere like a poor neighbourhood. The area Fashola's (ex governor of Lagps State) parents live till date. I will want to agree with the person who said some parts of Aguda can be included, but as soon as you say Aguda, those outside the border will say they live in Surulere. Aguda has clean part that I don't mind living. So many expensive building there. But as soon as you step into those muddy areas, dem sef dey claim Surulere.

Yes, Iponri and Alaka are there, right beside the express way. Are you going to say they are dirty now? Even DSTV is at Alaka. Those low cost estates used to disfigure the place, but Gbaja has put beauty there. But I stand to be corrected that despite the old ugly Jakande low cost buildings there, the roads have been clean. So, writing here that pot holes here and there in Surulere is wrong.

You can argue with me, but I am telling you that the Shoprite store at Adeniran Ogunsanya is one of the best sellers in the country. And this India grocery store (I have forgotten its name) had to pay huge to get a huge land right beside that Shiprite when they realised how Shoprite is making it huge, and both are doing well despite they are beside each other. Many Sundays, I have met people there to just chat. I use the Laudromat in the Shoprite building too. So, you wan tell me say a no know Surulere? Na waoooo. Cos I removed Aguda. Right?

Surulere is a residential area that doesn't allow high rise, and some good companies have their branches there. Samsung has got its section for repairs along that same Adeniran Ogunsanya. MTN is at Bode Thomas. Two GTBs are along Bode Thomas. Do you know what that means? So many reputable companies who want rich people to patronise them are there. Good thing is that as you are coming from the Island along Carter bridge, you either get down from Costain or Alaka. That nice. Then, you can enter from Yaba or Oyingbo, and the good news is that those bridges that are built to fly over the railway there makes it cool. You don't get to experience nasty people when coming to Surulere from the two ends that many people used to avoid in the past.

Then, Masha. That roundabout beside Teslim Balogun Stadium. Even the National stadium is there ar the otherside. Millions of dollars have been spent to do a make over on those two stadia. The express road is clean. So many car sales points. Innosson Motors is there. So.

Have you ever flown a drone at night and observe the beauty of surulere? After Gbaja did a job with more roads and buildings...., see...you will think you are in Europe if you view it from above with a drone.

Don't ever come tell me nonsense about my Surulere oooo. Not those attached areas like Ijesha. Ok. Lawanson. Fine. But I know the area will change soon. Why? Mudashiru built a mini Estate that Gbaja even touched there, and the cost of getting houses there is getting extremely high too. I give it 5 years, and it will be like this Bode Thomas while Bode Thomas, Ogunlana drive, Adeniran Ogunsanya and adjacent streets will be reserved area for the extreme rich people.

I love driving from Ojuelegba to join Ogunlana drive. Mehn....by my right, you wilk see junks. Just a pity Idiaraba (LuTH) is in that area. I just wish at times that it was by the left and not right.

You hardly see pot holes in most roads in Surulere again. So, why is this guy saying rubbish? I stand by my words.

If I start talking about the National Stadium side .....let's just leave it. Alaka side of National Stadium is an enclosure many people do not take serious. That place is extrenly quiet and I know many millionaires there. Forget it. People who dont want Island traffic wahala. Yaba guys at the border always claim Surulere which is so annoying. Even Ebute Metta too. But You know what? Ebute and yaba will soon change from the beginning to the end. Especially Ebute Metta, down to Iddo. Why? Government is beginning to remove all the shanties near the lagoon. And rich men are moving there because the beauty of having homes near a lagoon is about t happen there. Go and check out what the headquarters of the Redeemed church is doing there presently. You will bow. And then, filling the lagoon is going on. The whole nasty area is changing. When you stand in the UNILAG high rise building, you will start seeing good view of Ebute Metta soon.

Poor people have moved out. They can't pay the bills there. Families have sold their houses there, and rich people and companies have bought many there.

You will find pot holes even in VI in very minor streets, but they aren't many just like Surulere.

Don't let me talk ooo. I know exactly what I am saying.

I can even read people are making comments that Aguda is Surulere. Lol. Very funny. So, all the adjacent areas are surulere. Lol. No be my area? Even, you will say Ijeshatedo is surulere. Funny people. A very wrong way to describe Surulere. This OP doesn't live there. I am sure he lives in adjacent areas, or have friends there. Just imagine how he described Surulere. Even said Surulere people are BRT takers. This was where I knew he doesn't belong to Surulere. Even Ojuelegba .....any potholes there? Or this guy smokes something else?

Na person wey no get Americans coming to Nigeria these people will dribble. Thank God Ghana has written a detailed report saying they give 1year, 2 years, 3years, and 5years, single and multiple entries. Whereas the US has a static price and it's 5 years straight with multiple entries. Who are these people deceiving? Lol. The prices of the categories they give, why cant they publish it out and let us compare the prices and stress involved between the two nations.

Africans think they are smart, they don't play fairness in agreement. It is why Trump said equality and fairness. The US can also decide to habe different types validities and entries, but they don't want. They believe having a unified prices throughout their embassies in the world is true equality plus fairness. But not Naija and Ghana. As soon as they signed the agreements, they had to return to the table with their lawyer to see loopholes they can use to get more legally without being penalised. Sure, the US doesn't want tongo through the long story approach, and therefore, decided to use superiority approach to prove their points. Tunji-Ojo has been served the details of what Nigeria needs to correct to move the whole agreement to being fair and equal, but they aren't going to make it public. What about data access? Many things.

So, these writers should understand that we are not all gullible. Lol.

Every old person I know does not want to retire. In fact, none of them want to, and I believe the majority of us will not want to when we get older. Old people are constantly forced to retire due to health issues. When compared to his peers, he is still not bad at 86, but he could do better.

The lesson here is that we must stay fit. Consume natural, nutritionally dense foods. Maintain a high level of physical activity. Why should you retire if you can be as strong as Caleb at 120 years old?

These African nations are mischievous. When they apply for the US visa, they get straight 5 years multiple. Nothing like 1, 2, 3 years options for whatever reasons they give. US gives 5 years multiple to everyone straight on...for a price. But these Afeican nations are talking and trying to be smart. Why not 5 years straight away....and don't hide anything. Are they saying Ghanians don't have issues with their passports too or whatever of such that could have made the US have 1, 2, 3 years options?

OndoRaph:
Without a phone, he will be snappy. Hardly though will he not have his phone.

If what you described is the case, then, your family needs to deal with phone addiction. But if he still spends 15 mins and more which is possible, he needs to visit a gut expert.

I learned from CR7, Messi, and now Osimhen that the only business you have is to focus on kicking good football and scoring goals. As long as you are delivering, trials will come and go. Osimhen was in tight corner when he signed that contract with Napoli, though we all saw the signal coming, but showing loyalty on his part was not a mistake. This guy has got just 1 season left, and Napoli will be on the side Victor is presently. Moreover, Victor isn't losing anything. He knows most clubs are waiting for him to be free to rush him. Therefore, the only business Osimhen has now is to take any deal from any club in form of loan for another one year, and Napoli will cry. Victor must be fit and score more goals. When Napoli sees Victor is going like that, they will be the one to start pressing and want to sell anyhow which Victor will refuse blatantly till he makes sure Napoli gets nothing.

Demons make mistake pushing their evil ways too much, and this is what will happen to Napoli. They will end up making Victor so high in value.

OndoRaph:
I share the same toilet with my younger sibling (me and him only). This guy spend close to 1 hour in the toilet (not bathing).

Small time, what you hear is sound of a social media video playing.

It's as if, whenever he feels like enjoying online short videos mostly, he goes into the toilet.

To me though, it's a very disgusting habit. I have talked to him severally about it but it seems, the pleasure overwhelmes the warning.

How many of us have this habit?

Attached pix is for illustration.

There is a correlation between staying long in the toilet and developing gut issues. And from my observation, the Nigerian community doesn't understand gut health yet. Not everyone who stays long in the toilet will develop a gut issue, but everyone who developed stayed long in the toilet at one time or the other, and the issue progressed because an action was not taking fast. Colon cancer is one of the deadliest cancer out there. Also, irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) and small intestine bacteria overgrowth (SIBO) and even SIFO are one of the many issues. Constipation is only just an early symptom which everyone takes initially serious cos of its pain, and as soon as it is taking care of, many don't bother to check further.


People just don't spend long time in toilet. If you want to help the guy, force him to stop taking his phone to toilet and observe how long he spends in the toilet. If he spends up to 15 mins or more, then, you should send him for a check up. But I am scared Nigerian doctors don't even understand it.

Anyway....Goodluck.

The singers are something else. Lol. They sang Wike's praises as if their lives depended on him.