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my name is Femi, but if this guy continues to disgrace this name like this, I may change mine o!

Abi iru omo ale wo leleyi?!

YoursGEJ:
Na so so worry dem dey worry. If they have done a good job as they are claiming, let them let the masses decide their fate.

Worried about Lamido

Worried about PVC collection

Worried about Northern Emirs

Worried about OBJ

Abi na only dem waka come?

we need to set up a committee to look into all these worries

ibkgab001:
Exactly what i think... but my dear don`t dull people will Vote for him even with ordinary BRT ticket not even a NEPA bill as CERTI

#NEXT?

even if GMB presents pure water sachet as his certificate, I will vote for him; of what use is PHD that says "stealing is not corruption"?
Let's kuku put a certified olodo there; at least the international community will accept that he is an illiterate; rather that someone who will continue to make mockery of all our qualifications

kITATITA:
Why is the PDP making the president look like an orphan. Practically everyone who could make impact has either dissociated from him or kept mute. How is he going to win the election when he can't even raise a campaign team apart from Asari and FFK. Meanwhile his opponents are everywhere, walking freely and interacting with the downtrodden.

I disagree with you 99.99%!

How do you mean?!
Who says GEJ can't raise "champagne" team apart from Asari and FFK?

He still has Abati, Okupe and Oritsejafor, please don't make mistake o, the CLUELESS one still has some "mu mu" with him

jnrbayano:
I know it is lovely to give our lives to Christ but missdebs, did you read the Op at all?

Must we *religioucize* everything?

You ask someone a simple question like, "how are you?" He answers "we thank God"

What's the connection?

I agree with U o, I see no reason for that post.

But wait o, on ur "how are you" illustration, it's just a translation of yoruba's response to d same greeting.
If you ask a yoruba man irrespective of his religion,
"ba wo ni" (how are you)?
The reply is:
"adupe" (we give thanks)

Don't mind us jare!

mikeansy:
you are taking the President's words out of context

if you look at the full speech you will see that the President was questioning the wisdom of jailing people for 300years as it solves nothing. Jailing Jim Nwobodo for 301years for allegedly stealing one Peugeot has not meant corruption has disappeared in Nigeria. That is the point the President was making.

He went further to enumerate how his administration is seeking new ways to prevent people from stealing rather than wait for people to steal so that you send them to jail for 300years.

What is out of context there?
Why can't GEJ just campaign without making reference (implied/express) towards GMB.

So far, he has only been campaigning for Buhari; GEJ needs intelligent advisers on his campaign train.
The only reason Nigerians are supporting GMB now is because GEJ's cabinet is infested with corruption, and he cares less.

We all have rights to express our opinion and/or support for one politician or another, but I think our celebrities should keep their opinion to themselves for the sake of their career.

Just learn to STFU, don't always open your mouth like GEJ.

This thread is created as a follow up to a similar one on "sex"
https://www.nairaland.com/2078034/funny-words-slangs-people-use#29525223

In Naija we have lots of funny names for the word "eat", as my colleagues leave for lunch break, I got these few:
*ignore spellings pls*

1. Chop

2. Lem

3. Gredge

4. Wack

5. Chaw

add yours

GEJ, please expose them now!

If there's anything the past leaders have done and you haven't done worse off, please say it, I want to hear.

skaksuzzy:
Confirmed... e don finish... GMB all d way...
pls tell that babe called TIT abi Na boobs not to come and type rubbish here o...

Do U think tit is a woman?
Don't dull urself o, it's Reuben AbaTit that's behind it.

ekeneidiagbor:
I trust that you're not a Christian, even if you are not a bible believing Christian... I don't want to start quoting scriptures... But if u actually read the holy bible, do recall that it is stated in 2nd Corinthians 10 vs 4 'For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal but mighty through GOD to the pulling down of strongholds'.. You may not be able wrap ur head around this, pls make reference to 2nd Chronicles ch 20 and read the account of Jehoshaphat...

Perhaps you may perceive me as one blinded by religion... I would love to educate u on the difference betw both... Bt that's sumtin 4 another day...

Bt it may not matter to u, because u do not understand however I clearly understand ur position..

Nonetheless.... Pastor Oyedepo is not trained to be on the battlefield, that's a job for soldiers... Bt my question to u is this - If as a billionaire business man which u said he is, would u find it offensive if he assist the govt by donating his own quota financially for the purchase of machineries and resource to tackle the insurgence?

My religion? - I am a follower of Christ - what is defined as Christianity these days especially in Nigeria, I don't wish to be identified with; bunch of illogical and lazy people who wants to buy God's favour & grace and are being swindled by sharp hustlers (pastors)

...but I shall answer Ur question: No, I shall not take offense if he donates his quota financially to purchase machineries to tackle BH.
But his quota when it's not oil & gas...

Story for another day jare

GlorifiedTunde:
If you know your Bible well enough you'll remember it says..
"For the weapon of our warfare are not carnal ..." In 2chronicles too Judah didn't carry any weapons, God personally set ambushment against their enemies.

No good Christian carries weapons, we're only to pray while God acts by destroying the sponsors and source of BH

But when it comes to donations, tithes and offerings, it becomes carnal, U don't donate spiritually.

Seriously, the crop of Christians these days ehn, oponu ni yin, U don't apply logic at all.

The annoying thing is that he sits at Ota to talk nonsense, and some lazy Christians listen to this.

Does it make sense? Do U want to fight BH from Ota) did David (the shepherd) sit in his father's farm to defeat goliath?

He went to the war front towards the camp of the philistines - let this multi-billionaire business man go challenge BH from Yobe, Gombe or Borno and stop talking 8ullshit from the luxury of his living room.

Enú dùn ro èfó!

Na only that one U see?

Disqualify ginni?
I know it is not possible.

As clueless as GEJ is, he cannot try it.
"Hin no fit" - *in Asari Dokubo's voice*

If the same INEC had not disqualified him in previous elections, it can't try it now.

GEJ will not display his 'mumu' to that extent;

"When he does not want to mas.turbate with a Chinese balm."

Clueless GEJ and his team are so confused

Take it easy now!
He just switched on the computer and it's still booting.

He is just moving the mouse to amuse himself.

What annoys me about the supporters of GEJ is, rather than promote their boss and his 'values' (if any), they spend all their resources on trying to bring down the personality of GMB.

The harder you try to spoil the name GMB, the better chance of winning you create for him.

Seun:
If she paid in 8 installments and the largest installment was 5 million naira, the total amount she paid must have been less than 40 million naira.

dunkem21:
Your brain dey dia. These fifth columnists don't bother to cross check their facts before feeding the populace with half truths.

and most people just wanna like any n0nsense news not minding the worth

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Who is Doyin Okupe?

Is it not that dindinrin that we say can never become the governor of Ogun State?

The ediot keeps writing like òpònú

I want to know the church you attend and what they teach you there!

@OP - doro stewpid

Its not your fault anyway, unemployment is a disease worse than ebola

redsun:
He's being a miscreant peasant from the word go and that is what he remains till date. Even with stolen billions,he still can not wash off his peasantry.

Reuben Abati - omo ale egba *we sabi you

The "Oro" masquerade has thrown the stone...

WTF! Even Don Jazzy will be red with envy!

Is this a Pastor's collection or that of a Rock Star

My first FTC on FP * I don hammer! Seun pls send my FTC cheque oooo

I am a Christian, not because I go to Church or bow down to some Pastors in anticipation of laying of hands for healing, spiritual breakthrough nor financial liberty, but because I believe in the LORD JESUS as my personal Lord and Saviour...

...and I support Rt. Gen Muhammadu Buhari for President in 2015...

I am tired of the international community seeing Nigeria as a corrupt nation; there are many good things coming out of this country, but corruption is a big veil that covers all the good deeds of Nigeria and Nigerians.

Kick out Corruption - Support Buhari irrespective of your religious affiliation.

at least he has a mission, what is FFK's mission? gossips?

I hope it's not too late to advice the delegates; pls collect the money and vote against him.

This is a nice notification,
I hope it is broadcasted on electronic media too

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If U are not following FNN - Fake Naija News on twitter, you may be surprised reading this.

His sense of humour is weirdly unique!