₦airaland Forum

2sexi:
Lol... bros, I don't have time for threads like this, one riddled with foolishness and miasma. Most Nigerians are foolishly stupid. Tomorrow, it will be thread for Nigeria VS Ghana; Nigeria is better than Ghana... blah blah.

How does that improve the life of an average Nigerian? With the astronomical increase of unemployment in Nigeria across the length and breath of this country, f00l gather around carcass like vultures to feed on dead remains.

Their leader and busy planning how to use them and insult their intelligence in the forthcoming election and here they are talking nonsense... Fools who can't even fight or demand for their rights are here talking.

Bunch of educated illiterates.. Rubbish!

That's why Sagamite call a lot of people on nairaland FVCKTARDS!

I don't believe a school makes anyone better without innate willingness and personal efforts to absorb information. No tome abeg.

I hail you I beg: afterall Patience was a University graduate, and she speaks English she only understands.......

Was he sleeping for about 7 years when these companies has been labouring without regonition?

Hmm.... Die minutes recognition: Campaign strategy season 2 in progress.....

silverprince413:
crakjokes

Yes what Cramjones said was crakjokes, but strictly restricted to people with "joke brain" who has problem in deep thinking.....

Awho:
these i agree ar very good questions. But what is your motive behind you bringing up all these question? are you in a way trying to publisise your party (APC). Setting up a campaign thread, or canversing for vote in the future? Just wondering

Deal with the message and not the messanger!

kayciano:
COURSES LIKE....

--HOTEL MANAGEMENT...
--HOSTEL MANAGEMENT...
--TEXTILES AND CLOTHINGS.....
--WILD LIFE MANAGEMENT....
--PUMP PRICE MANAGEMENT...
--OFFICE MANAGEMENT....
--CHURCH MANAGEMENT....

People like you always give me reason to thank God cos I was surrounded by the people like you while in my alma mater. For your information, I studied Secretarial Administration now known as Office Technology and Management: the profession which has made me to rise from Confidential Secretary to Personal Assistant in one of the foremost Nigerian banks till date.

As at then, male students in my department were only five. Therefore, we were subjected to believe that it is a profession meant for females only. But things changed all of a sudden, banks like Intercontinental, Access, Zenith etc began to realize that the best employee they can have as a Secretary is male one.

Up till now, walk to any Zenith bank and see at least one or two Secretaries, same things applicable to other banks. While I was contemplating about which offer to take up, my mates were inside their various homes doing nothing.

Check newspapers everyday and see how marketability my course of study is.

It is all about choice, interest, determination and personal commitment you have made individually please.

walemoney007:
mehn u are d most stup!d f00l hav met onlin sinx I joined nairaland.is it now a crime for somone to ask a question cox I don't really know what u are havin an erect!on for right now.I won't really blame u sha,I can see u are a hungry d0g,dis is my last reply to u f00l.I won't even read ur senseless message again.I don't hav tym for educated f00l lik u.

Waoooooo! This freshly-insaned dog has started barking on nairaland this morning again? @ Moderator, please ensure that this dog is either transferred to Yaba or Aro as soon as possible.

It is hight time a sexually starve dog like you with a gift of fish-brain get life.

Like father, like son......................................................................................... Omo Oloshi!

walemoney007:
who b dis hungry f00l wey just dey quote me.d0g fvck off my post.I don't hav tym for fvcktard lik u.hnger no even mak u see well again.cox I don't know were in my post I asked for d diffrence btwn xmas and new year.

After quoting your post for you life and direct, your deluded mind with a gift of "wide mouth" still failed to realize simple fact. What a useless slowpoke who manoeuver his way unscupulously into his alma-mater.

Hmmnnnn... Your primitive way of thinking has now made me to realize that common sense is a gift not meant for everybody.

Bloody bastard, Pele! Your intellectual and emotional poverty that has enveloped your life will not kill you before your appointed time.

Omo ale jatijati......

Just like Tinubu was a thorn in the flesh of PDP during the period of "Obasanjo's Federal Power and PDP master rigging", Amaechi is a fearless warrior, and will always earn my respect.

Why? I just like people who can maintain their stands even in the face of overwhelming victimization. They do not only make the game of democracy to be more interesting, but they also serve as motivator for others to follow.

You may blame Amaechi, but it is ridiculous when someone from the office that was not constituationally recognize talks to democratically elected Governors like a house servant.

Respect is earned and not forcefully imposed.

God bless Nigeria, my beloved country....

walemoney007:
I can see ur fada is so stupid....is it ur fada I was askin dat question,d person I was askin d question hav already answered me,I don't know wetin concern a fool lik u.I won't blame u sha.mayb u dey hungry fool.

U are indeed good at using abusive language: this no doubt portrays the quality I always notice in your father living under Oshodi bridge who "knack" your mother some years ago, the resultant effect of which is you.

But one thing is sure, when a brain lacks strength to think, it is the mouth that will definitely suffer.With all your self-acclaimed knowledge, it seems absurd that ignoramus like you find it difficult to differentiate between xtmas and new year celebration: this shows the reason why your failed to address issue raised in my previous post being supported by your previous post.

But one thing is sure - it is either your are sexually starved or you are suffering from psychosomatic challenges.

There is still hope when there is life: continue trying, God will come to your rescue one day.

Oniranu jatijati....

walemoney007:
who is dis f00l dat is havin an erect!on for matter wey no concern him sef.d guy I quoted said "how many food will d celebration put on dia table".and I also asked him ao many food new year and easter hav been puttin on his table.we hav settle it,yet a d0g lik u keep barkin for wetin no concern u.fvcktard stop quotin me,I don't hav time for daft f00l lik u.

Honestly, the quality/quantity of your brain needs to be deepened. A student like you whose mouth always run faster than his brain.

As opposed to your illogical burst out here, see your post -

Your post - "which one is "advent",pls xplain abt it to me n tell me were it is written in d bible for xtians to b celebratin a new year day".


Chief slowpoke! Have you seen your statement as quoted above as opposed to what you quote?

I find it difficult to believe that people like you with fish brain are still existing. Barking like dog on things that requires simple reasoning has portrayed you as someone battlilng with personality problem.

Don't worry!there is hope when there is life: your intellectual myopic will soon be over.

walemoney007:
fool dont quote me if u know u will b thinkin through ur joystick f00l,were in my post did i wrote dat new year is celebrated by xtians alone f00l...d person i quoted already gav me a reply,i dont need !d!ot lik u to b quotin me.fvcktard

It is apparent that your sense of reasoning is short, and I can now see that you are suffering from intellectual poverty/myopic. Hardly did you recognize that words have connotative and denotative meaning. Go back to the rubbish you typed and think about it again.

People like you just open your mouth without thinking about what comes out of it. Please use your brain for once and stop portraying your stupidity further.

walemoney007:
which one is "advent",pls xplain abt it to me n tell me were it is written in d bible for xtians to b celebratin a new year day.

Is new year a celebration for xtian only: please stop thinking through your anus and forget your religious fanatism. New year is for everybody to celebrate not for any religion to celebrate.

M4gunners:
Many people here in nairaland said She never attended a university,now they can eat their words.

If mama peace truly attended University, then it is high time to end discrimination among University, Polytechnics, and Colleges of Education again.

Shame on such University that produced this product, which can be produced better by University of Oshodi.

dhammyg:
SO MAMA PEACE REALLY ATTENDED A UNIVERSITY THEN WHY IS HER ENGLISH IN A STATE OF COMA

The same reason why I hate people who discriminates based on schools attended. I tell U, some primary school pupils can speak fluently than this woman.

The most astonishing thing about women to me is that they will all be gisting as if they were born to the world in group at the same minutes whenever they see themselves. But they will start persecuting themselves after departed.

Things like - the clothes she wears, her new hairdo, her shoes, her homes, her make up, her glasses etc will be the subject of persecution immediately they departed.

According to anonymous:


1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.

2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.

3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.

4. Females human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from males....hmmmm abeg.ooo

5. And the most annoying one is it is the female mosquitoes that causes MALARIA.


Females get wahala, walahi.

Sincere9gerian:
Peter Obi disappointed me personally. I thought he promised to retire from partisan politics after he completes his 8 yr tenure as governor? Why is he desperate for political appointment now to the extent of decamping to PDP few months after successfully helping Obiano to become his successor? Peter Obi should just go and sit down

Politics of stomach infrastructure: hmmmmmmmmmm.....

Good! Another source of income especially for the leaders of this new party.

I can bet it, either APC or PDP will buy out this new party when the election is fast approaching; they will even become another campaign wing/tool just like Tinubu did for Jonathan in the last Presidential election after being settled financially or otherwise.

For any party to challenge PDP or APC, they must have strong financial standing. Though multi-party system is good in a democratic setting, but Nigerian politicians are chamellion because all they know is "stomach politics" - PDP in the morning;APC in the afternoon.

This alliance na wash.

Octaves:
You can say that again. They can't stay with themselves. They can't stay with other religions

Both are applicable. Honesty, U are now reasoning well with this your assertion.

salykely:
Your ignorance is stinking. Everything has a history, Saturday and Sunday represent the Sabbath for either Jews or xtians which they feel must be kept holy. That the origin of that. In some Islamic countries like Egypt, Saudi et al it is Thursday and Friday or Friday and Saturday. Stop exposing stinking ignorance here

As against what you are claiming, traditional worshippers goes to their places of worship on Saturday too and their religion has been in existence before xtianity or islam, was it missionaries that mandated them to this to them too? The elite ones among you are awaken and put their programmes on Sunday, and this is what i called - common sense.

If you like you can declare Monday as your own rest day. Go to US and see that Sunday is majorly for sports activities as against Nigeria where everything is either tribalistic or religious.

Wearing hijab is good for, but if muslim student has a right to wear hijab in school, please note that other students too have rights to wear whatever they like whether religious apparel or not. Please remember that traditionalist have their own apparel too. This will not only bring about segregation, it will bring about unecessary competition for dominance which school authority might not be able to curb.

Students in primary school wears uniform which is absolutely characterized by uniformity. so, if you want hijab, go to schools where islamic doctrine is being practice on large scale like Hijira University or a public school that is islamic affiliated like Young Tajudeen primary school, which my friend attended simple.

donroxy:
and muslims aint the one manucfacturing these bombs , it is your perceived christain dominated country covertly supplying them one while sponsoring terrorists against them !!

Balderdash !!

U mean alqueeda, al-shabab, boko-haram etc do not know how to manufacture bomb? Deepen your research pls.

In Nigeria, boko haram, another islamic wing manufacture their own locally made bomb which they use in affliation with other islamic terrorist organizations. The problem in islam is aggresive way to dominate.

I wonder how peaceful this wold would have been without the word - islam.

Octaves:
Terrorist alert! The kind of mindset that lead people to isis

Muslims are their own problems. If U doubt it, go and check over 98% countries that are dominated 100% by Muslims and U will see that they are the most troublesome places full of chaos and bombing. Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan etc: U can check it out

BetaThings:
Is this what you know or are told?i

Do these support your assertion?
Christians ruling for 13 out of 16 years of democracy
Christians spend as many hours as they like in church on Sundays and Saturdays (7th day Adventist); Muslims go to work on Fridays
CAN president going around with a retinue of well armed soldiers, policemen, and NSDC running citizens off the road (as reported by Prof Odinkalu of NHRC)
Government money used to put a National Christmas Tree

What about rams bought and distributed by Govt during Ileya festival sir?

sulmeza:
Dis wont be seen as human ryts violatn by d so called activist... Cant beliv dis' dn by a muslim govno.....may Allah grant dos kids strength to ovacome dis

Thereis exception for every law made, and U are not the only individual thanking God cos we still have Muslim as our govnernor, cos the violence that might follow this might be unpredictable if our governor is a xtian.


The claims would have been that justice is manipulated by a Christian President and Christian governor. But refers is the case for all to see.

BetaThings:
Is this judge aware that the NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE was paid for by government money


How come Justice Modupe Onyeabor does not feel inferior to nuns or does she?

Sir, are all rams being killed during Ileya festivity are being bought individuals without some being offered by govt if I may ask?

BetaThings:
Why should we not go to work on Sunday when the constitution says we are not a Christian nation

What a primitive way of thinking? Why did U just jump from Friday to Sunday if I may ask, or is there no any other day that we don't work too? Besides, this is universal as people need to rest for some days after working for five days.

Just imagine the kind of drama that will be happening, if xtians are allowed to be wearing their doctrinal attires to the schools too.

However, sango, obatala, masquerade, IFA, olosun, etc have different attires despite the fact that they are all trational religion. If they are allowed too to be wearing their different attires too, can U envisage the rate of conflicts of interests and domineering competition that would occur?

To me, this is not about religion, it is all about common sense thing.

Vivly:
I want a tall muscular guy with a fat bank account living in a well set house and having a fat bank account from his place of work.
Thanks.

...and you have not come across me for once? There is Godu ooooo....

All these afore-mentioned points are real, but not for all women...

But one thing is sure: women are so easy to get when you're rich and famous.

Emma8043:
And u xpct me to read dis novel dis nite?

U have freedom to and not to: who cares?

Firefire:
DECEIT101

Though not a member of his church, but this is not a deceit, this picture is TB JOshua personified as opposed to what many are claiming here. I could remember I watched this live during my youth service on emmanueltv some years back.

Though I am not sure whether this programme is still in progress up till date but this scenario happened during the monthly programme being organized by his church for disables and handicaps.

What happened was that some disable from North who came for a monthly programme in Synagogue was trying to carry their gift items, but able people were just passing them bye without rendering any help.

TB Joshua in the midst of the accompanied crowd saw them and walked up straight to them to offer help, but his followers swang into action after they noticed that TB was about to carry the rice on its own head.

He rejected his followers' help and even tell them to put those rice in his head i. e. he personally helped the disables to drop their rice inside the vehicle they brought from their state to the programme. On the said day, all disable received a financial donation that was not less than 50k.

In fact, this scenario and other financial helps his church was rendering then touched me on the said day. But I wonder how people always rush to attack this man whenever he surface online.

If I could remember, he render financial help to a local football club in NIgeria and even give them some bag of rice each when they were being owed like 3 months salary and newspaper carried it: why can't we attack the media house like this as at then?

The irony of it is that some will be here turning themselve to Chief Justice of the Universe, but when it comes to the issue that involves Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Oyedepo, they will be defending them as if they have seeing them in heaven.

Is TB Joshua even aware of this picture on nairaland or any other social media? I am a christian but all these "religious worshipping" always baffles me. It is high time churches, mosques and religion leaders embrace high level of CSR policy which I admire about this church called synagogue.

Before this building colapse, a friend to a friend of mine working as a driver with Access Bank carried his boss to Synagogue to market TB Joshua and he gave the driver N30,000, an amount that is even greater than his net salary. But who publicise this information which I got directly from the beneficiary? Onazi and one or two players were discovered through Synagogue's team which comprises people of interfaith, can they forget this church?

Even if this man is Satan, who did God authorize to judge him? Christianity is like a earthly marriage which comprises no element of perfection, and no system/organization is 100% perfect.

God bless Nigeria, my beloved country!

sammyzacks:
When you give to someone in need, don't do as the hypocrites do--blowing trumpets in the synagogues and streets to call attention to their acts of charity! I tell you the truth, they have received all the reward they will ever get. Mathew 6:2

I am not surprised by the number of likes here as U have made a valid point with substantial reference from Bible. But the truth is that we are the same Nigerian who will be criticising the richmen, politicians, religious leaders who are doing more than this without any publicity.

I can tell you, we have great number of Nigerian politicians, religious leaders and richmen who are wonderfully giving out to the poor and needy without the knowledge of few or anybody. But instead of keeping silence and leave the judgement to God, we will be here using our keyboards to condemn them.

Judge not so that you will not be judged: God bless Nigeria.

golddeejay:
as much as i want jona out, i no trust dis man kobo. He seems full of resentment and bitterness

Until you can corroborate your points with solid facts, your point that Buhari is Boko is null and void here. Or can we regard OBJ as Boko sponsor too because they always choose him as somebody they trusted and can negotiate with?


Though not a politician, but will always like toleration of opposition and provision of level play ground for everybody: this is the beauty of democracy.