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The saying "Know thyself" may refer by extension to the ideal of understanding human behavior, morals, and thought, because ultimately to understand oneself is to understand other humans as well.

It may also have a mystical interpretation. 'Thyself', is not meant in reference to the egotist, but the ego within self, the I AM consciousness.

Be true to thyself

Flex (Time to Have Sex!) by Mad Cobra



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP8h3OaHM3c

Winch as in the electric tool?

Why is your penis better than a credit card?  

(a)   Once spent it recharges itself.  
(B)   It is accepted worldwide.  
(c)   You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.



A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.



Women top 5 lies:  from the whitest down

5.   I am a virgin.  
4.   It is so big.
3.   I can't do that to my best friend.  
2.   I won't gain weight after marriage
1.   I am coming! I am coming!!!



A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.



Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?  

A Kid replied : The legs, because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'.



Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?  

Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend  say,  'TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY'.



What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?  

Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY, IT'S SHOWTIME



MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'.  And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him  DON'T STOP!!!!'



GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES

9 INCHES -      Oh Shit, pain!!  
7 INCHES -      Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES -      OH PERFECT  
5 INCHES -      UMMMM OK  
4 INCHES -      PUSH MORE  
3 INCHES -      IS THAT IN  
2 INCHES -      IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!


**sent to me and i had to share****

WHEN HELMETS MAKE NO SENSE,

NOW, STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO YOUR LIFE! (BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE GOT)!

But wait there is more

The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach,
Notice the 'recliner' rear seats, and the 'electrostatic' sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference.

irenereky:
Do i worth, I mean I am Not bad at all

"A Woman's worth is worth more than the world will ever know. And as long as you know, trust, and believe this.then so shall we. dc

Look in the mirror tonight and ask yourself "what's my worth"


One love

yes the following day


What's the recipe for boiling water?

SeanT21:
The Ultimate Womanizer!!

@topic

el Presidenté

eating pop corn


Are you a sucker for basket ball?

the oil

Are you challenging me?

Fired Bush

I am afraid of worms and spiders


Would you like to take French lesson

Should I tell them?

is sexy

ebony


Make-up vs Natural

Personal Adm.

Johnny Underwent Iron Consumption Earlier


T I R E D

told castro

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Ordered Max Payne (starring Mark Wahlberg) today. What a dumb movie. Make no sense at all. My reaction after watching it


STRuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuPES waste of time, waste of money


One love

JJYOU:
talk right brigade

SeanT21:
Inteesting!!
She spoke the truth!!

So poerful that I listened it many times

I love the part about disciplining children. See how she differentiates Africa and the USA. On blacks in Africa, she said “some Social Worker dare enter an African home saying “ you can’t discipline your children” – the social worker will disappear, hahahaha. We need some of that attitude in America. Here is America Government control how you raise your children. No wonder some parents fear their kids.

Back home kids get a “good whipping” when they are rude or disrespectful. And even if you are disrespectful to someone who is not related to you – you still get a good whipping from your parents (but that was then) Today the kids back home are fighting back the teachers and parents. . . . .sad but true


One love

Spare Hands Aces Kind Epitome



S P A N K

The Wrestler

calls


Numbers or letters

Victims In Nairaland You Love (that was a hard one)



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