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If your "bad habit" is disrupting your day-to-day life and you have no one to turn to . ,  . .you have come to the right place.  thread.

want to stop dropping EFs (Bleep) like nuclear bombs. . . . . .just ask us
Are you having personal problems in your life. . . . . just ask us
want to detach your ego and live a happier simple life. . . . . .just ask us
Fighting, Arguing and Bickering. . . . .just ask Epi
Want to know how to stop calling Seun's name twenty times per day. . . .just ask us

have-questions-we-have-answers ( my assistant will answer when I am not around)

Questions will be answered on a weekly basis

Au revoir. Bonne chance. Faites attention jusqu'à ce que je vienne de nouveau.


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elowa:
hmmn, all these from a lady

ladies do "it" why not talk about it. . .aiight.

Talkin 2 myself****

wait a minute -dani1luv (thin skin) is Mod. Might as well put the one (gabby) who run amok on here. Wait, let me think first


Thin-skin vs Run amok. . , . .hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (tough decision)


Ok, i am going with thin-skin. Whew!!! wiping sweat from forehead.

Congrats dani1luv

*****
J'ai dû le dire parce que l'honnêteté est bonne pour l'âme.
Bon Au revoir. Bonne chance. Faites attention jusqu'à ce que je vienne de nouveau.

generator



dress vs pant

after staying up until 3am, hi5 and say Mission Accomplished


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Napolean Dynamite (gazillion time watching it)

Awesomely funny.  Love when Pedro shaved his hair and he was explainig to Napolean why he did it.  oh yea, not to mention this part

Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.
Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about?
Deb: Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?
[Deb hangs up on him]
Deb: [Stunned, Napoleon hangs up and goes out to confront Uncle Rico]

DWL 

No, they robbed 2 guys from show because they were great singers. One was wearing a Simon Tee-shirt and the other one was a guitar player.

And then this girl who said she can sing like Minnie Ripleton (Loving You). The judges got all excited and sat in each other lap only to find out the girl can't sing. lol. And she was crying when Simon told her she can't thing. What was she thinking. . . .not even mariah carey can hit that pitch

Enjoy the beautiful voice of Minnie Ripleton


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo2c0GjZv0

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writing my forum resignation letter.  Never thought I'd say this but I am bored

feel like rock climbing. should i go hmmmmm

Me fly effortlessly

Anthony Drive Miss iice Nightly


L Y S A A

consider uself lucky, yep dats me.



Can you play basketball

do a hoola dance (hawaiian dance) for him

WHy has a long tail?

Island


Italy vs London

Nancy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Man
     

The atmosphere around you is thick with the fragrance of love to announce the arrival of Valentines Day! So you must be craving to enjoy the company of your loved one on that special day. Now the question arises how to convey your sincere emotion and deepest feelings to the man of your heart who means a lot to you? What special gift would you give to impress him? You must present your man with a gift that would represent your everlasting love and care for him. So take time in choosing the ideal gifts for your man this Valentine’s season keeping in mind his tastes and preferences.

A very sweet and mushy Valentines Day gift for your boyfriend can be a pair of heart shaped satin cushions. Red colored twin hearts will carry your heartfelt expressions to him and he can cuddle them quite often thinking about you so close to him. You can also give him a beautiful branded wristwatch. Buy the perfect stylish watch bearing a classic look for your man. Presently wristwatches appear in a variety of elegant designs, brands and styles. You can also gift him a collection of men’s grooming accessories? Your boyfriend will simply love to have a collection of shaving cream, after-shave, deodorant; hair-styling gel and a comb that will be of much use to him and make him look good and appealing all the time. For today’s metro sexual species of men grooming is just so much important and your sweetie is no exception! To make the gift more attractive pack the entire set of grooming accessories into a snazzy handy portable zip bag. Wallets, shirts and portfolio bags are also good choices as Valentines Day gifts for him.

Don’t you think it is a great idea to gift your beloved something that has your own personal touch? Use your own imagination and creativity to put different things together and create a unique gift on your own that bears your special touch! To show your sweetheart how much you care for him, you can make a decorative jar and fill it with short messages of love scribbled on bits of multi-colored paper. These love messages will convey your innermost feelings to him. How about gifting him a hand-made photo frame containing that beautiful snap of you and him snuggled so intimately besides each other? Another brilliant and a very romantic idea is you can gift him a photo album. Collect all the recent photos of both of you together and put them in the album. This will truly be a wonderful Valentine’s Day gift for your man. Your man will feel so special as each photograph in the album brings back the beautiful memories of those treasured moments both of you have spent together. You can also purchase assorted Valentine’s Day gift baskets containing a variety of goodies that your man loves to indulge in. These gift baskets can be filled with assorted items like candies, chocolates, brownies and cookies, beer, wine, bath accessories, and just about anything to suit your honey’s preferences. If you are good at stitching and embroidery, make use of your talent to impress your man that will surely bring a smile to his face and an emotional kiss to your lips! You can gift him hand-embroidered handkerchiefs or bath towels or spectacles case, etc. embroidering both of your names on them along with romantic designs or other love symbols stitched together.

Is your boyfriend fond of music and movies? Then a collection of CDs containing enchanting love songs epitomizing the feeling of love and desire will be an ideal gift for him. If you know his favorite pop/rock group then gifting him rare collections of his favorite songs will definitely cheer him up! Gifting him an assorted set of DVDs of various movies featuring some all-time romantic hits, action, thrillers and comedies will just make his day! Your tech-savvy lover will be too pleased to get a pen drive as a V-Day gift from you. A pen drive will enable him to store, share and transport data anytime and from anywhere. So now you both can stay connected 24*7! Other tech-savvy gift ideas for men can include mobile phones, digital cameras, I-pods, palmtops, camcorders and many more. Men love such gadgets and if your pocket permits then you can well splurge a bit on this special day to make your man feel all the more special and pampered! The scent of your man drives you crazy and you want him to smell good and sexy all the time then gifting him a perfume is just ideal! Men are fond of fragrances. So gifting him a branded perfume or a deodorant that defines his personality is not a bad idea at all!

If you looking for something that is truly exquisite and elegant, go for a bunch of fresh long stemmed red roses. To make your rose bunch look beautiful, wrap it in cellophane with a ribbon bow. Don’t forget to attach a valentine message card along with it. You can also look for embossed roses to add your personal feelings. You can present your embossed roses in a beautiful, decorative flower vase. Such a simple and beautiful gift will surely touch your guy’s heart deeply and he’s sure to surrender to his ladylove!

Valentine’s Day is just right around the corner. So waste no time to choose the ideal gift for your lover to show him how much he means to you and your life and make him feel special.

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by KissMeGoodnight.com

any "true" girlfriend" talk bout she go dey wid my ex-boyfriend,  . . . .muss be mad.   Is pure Karate kicks she ago get from me.  And Bruce lee style too you nuh



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Sisi Jinx:
1) Make sure your affairs are in order
2) Tell your family you love them
3) Say your last prayer
4) Be a man and tell how you love her.

Good Luck man and it was nice knowing ya!!

DWL

creame of wheat porridge ([i]you should see me scraping the pot bottom - nutten sweet s[/i]uh)

glass of soy milk

your mama breath so stink, people ask if her tongue farted

((((((((goodass))))) here is an internet hug. Now stop bawling

@topic

baking

away because

here is where we come and have fun

her conscience is bothering her so she is confessing slowly but surely

no

Are you an angel or a devil

Tortola Really Ace Excellent Lovers

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