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Shall We Open Owen Present



L A T E R

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine

yes


why Nairaland so slow or it's my computer

yours, mines and ours

liking

don't snow in the c'bbean. football party is big in the BVI/USVI. next time u visit with me (if my bf say ok)

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W A T E R

it's so hot here, should i go to the beach

spending more time on a next man property (games) than his own (jokes)

an angel

what's ther to know?

Plane vs boat

Love Intelligently Growing Hearts Together


F L I E S

Smoking is bad for your health. You should also post this over in the health section.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YjrkBYDDQM

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@Poster

You can do something simple at home (gave this idea 2 yrs ago to a guy.  The following day he took me out 4 lunch)

Decorating the bedroom

Put on a solid color sheet on your bed
Get some rose petals and sprinkle them on the bed (if u have left overs, sprinkle on bedroom floor)
Buy a bag of Hershey kisses and make heart shapes on the pillows
Buy a glow in the dark pen and write something erotic on two sheets of paper
Stick the papers in areas that when the light is off she can see what you wrote on the paper
If you can get one in the roof (awesome) so when she is flat on her back looking up she'll see your message


20 Minutes or less cooking

Bake two Irish Potatoes (wash potatoes and place in oven)
Bake two fish (season fish, put a lil butter on them, wrap in foil paper and place in oven)
Get two strawberries
**so on each plate  - baked fish, baked potato and one strawberry**
Served with wine, juice, sparkling cider or champagne

Grand entrance

have her change into lingerie (you buy it).  You can get a nice cheap lingerie for US$10.00 and she wouldn't even know.
Have dinner with her in her lingerie while you are "fly effortlessly" .
Meaning, you are going to be in a jacket suit while she is wearing her lingerie (dinner with a twist)


*****You can spend US$40.00 for that night and she'll think you spend a million dollars on her.****

One for the ladies

P.S.  Think up all the memorable situations in your relationship and do a treasure hunt. 
Like decorate one room (reminding him where you met)  in another room show the first movie or play the first song when you first met. The final place is dinner (see dinner menu above).
In each room leave a note explaining how you feel about him, whatever
Trust me, him bound to cry

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If i wasn't taking my b/f to the BVI - definitely I'll go with the treasure hunt

Good night my love, pleasant dreams

reggae


girls vs boys

do you know the meaning of mean?

4got 2 fix his collar

France Underestimate Zulu Zoo Yesterday


P A U S E

Queen of Hearts - By Juice Newton


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVyC2YAmq6E


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His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free

don't eat with your hands on the table
don't talk with food in your mouth
***No watching of TV while eating



*** small days rule.

Turkey meatballs
Spinach and Vegetarian Baked bean

i always leave the meat (relish) for last. yep, the food first, meat second and water or Juice third


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Milo. I even eat it raw

Ice tea

Turkey Meatballs (made from Scratch)
Sauté Spinach
Vegetarian Baked Beans

[size=18pt]I hope Y'all aint plotting against me in y'all language. Let me pull my Igbo Dictionary out now[/size]

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