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dalongjnr:No one gives a forq about the Emir. As the president and Commander in Chief, Buhari is obligated to address the nation, regarding the issue of chaos all over the country! And to quell it, without deploying the military to gun down peaceful protesters. According to you, the Almighty Emir is more importand than the killings and insecurities and jailbreaks, right? Juliusmalema:Since the begininng of time, man has had power over death. When has a 'god' or 'demon' ever struck anyone dead? ![]() Power dictates who lives and dies. And in this case, the masses are incharge. The majority always wins. |
aminulive:the idiocy of the government's is on another level entirely... like, who the forq deploys the military to quell an uprising? Especially to angry youths... in the name of a curfew. It's time to take back our country! #endthegovernment |
sarrki:you and Arrewa have really surprised nairalanders. What happened to the sycophants who were perpetually spamming the forum with trash?? Waiting for Manna the vulture griller |
ahiboilandgas:so true! Op, we don't need anyone's help and/or validation to take back our country. That's a responsibility. Although, there was a conversation regarding the protest on AJ stream. #endSARS #endthegovenment |
Africonji:compared to the lives taken by the military and NPF, who gives a forq about the tollgate? You expect the masses to sit by idling while they are being killed? Push a goat too often against the wall, and you would discover the it has teeth to bite. Basic survival instinct...don't expect that you can grasp that though. Again, is it right for those protesters, peacefully fulfilling their civil rights to be killed by those who swore to protect them?? |
DDeliverer:kindly ignore the dummy. people like him are the type that would push others to wear him a rubber necklace. |
Africonji:stfu! Since the end sars protesters took to the streets, they have been extremely organised. Why the riots all of a sudden? Drop your comment on the lekki massacre. Please, you saboteurs should stop hijacking our peaceful marches! |
I agree completely! It's difficult, but to the the government's attention, we have to play their dirty games. It's extremely annoying when people tell the protesters to back down since the disbandment of sars. How do you expect us to quit fighting for our right to live in a country where the government finds it so easy to deploy the military to gun down its citezens protesting peacefully? #endthegovernent |
MickzyDonald:Buhari is too old to even have sexual urges. |
Lizards Male lizards have a doubled phallus (their hemipenes) which goes far beyond the fancy glans we see in some marsupials: each one has its own sperm channel, and the animals can use them independently–swapping sides each time they copulate. Many species also rub their hemipenes against the ground regularly, sometimes daily when it’s the breeding season. These rounds of rubbing may have a purpose — one study of the behavior suggested that pulling off the top layer of hemipenis skin may help remove any bacteria and parasites the male picked up during copulation, or keep the intricate skin frills on the surface of the hemipenes well groomed. For marine iguanas, masturbation can serve a much more direct reproductive role. All males, large and small, will try their luck at mating. But large males are territorial, and ruthless about shoving small males off of females mid-copulation long before they ejaculate. For the small males, masturbation is a strategy: they finish off on the rocks, ejaculate into their cloacal folds, and store the semen so it’s ready to push inside a female first thing the next time they get a chance to mate. The trick improves their fertilization success by 41%, and passes the behaviour on
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Bats Young male vampire bats and male fruit bats (as in this video) have both been seen pleasuring themselves with their tongues. Typically, an animal will groom and lick his penis, sometimes achieving orgasm. Since they rest hanging upside down by their feet, that can get a bit messy. |
Rodents Rodents jack off, too. During the breeding season, both male and female porcupines rub sticks against their genitals. Male Cape ground squirrels masturbate at any time of the year, but dominant males do it most often, paradoxically, right after they’ve copulated. University of Manitoba biologist Jane Waterman, who first quantified this behavior, suggests that because the males and females have many mates over the breeding period, jerking off immediately after sex might keep males from picking up and spreading sexually transmitted infections.
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Elephants A male Asian elephant has a long, hefty penis that he can move around with a set of enlarged muscles at its base. That lets him navigate it into a female’s vagina, or masturbate by repeatedly striking his erect penis against his belly. Elephants are most interested in beating themselves when they’re in the early stages of musth, the season of peak testosterone that leaves them aggressive, dribbling urine, and irresistibly sexy to female elephants. It doesn’t last forever: they lose interest as the musth goes on.
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Cetaceans They don’t have hands, but male and female cetaceans–at least in the smaller species–manage to masturbate anyway, mostly by rubbing their genitals on things. The sea floor, the walls of tanks (if they’re in captivity), other animals, any firm objects they find in their environment: it’s all fair game, though the male bottlenose who reportedly wrapped a live eel around his penis seems particularly inventive. Masturbation’s been seen in bottlenose and spinner dolphins, killer whales, and two types of river dolphin. No one knows whether the bigger whales masturbate, or what it’d look like if they did.
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Turns out, masturbation isn't an act exclusive to humals. Other animals get off too! ![]() Here's a list if some animals that pleasure themselves... Credit: https://www.google.com/amp/s/gizmodo.com/9-animals-that-masturbate-other-than-humans-1723592357/amp |
From being struck by lightening.
I've been saved several times though. Especially while crossing a busy road. ![]() |
Gamesmart:Nope. When you get married, do you have that in your mind? When I use the word, I mean cheating isn't a principle or foundation of and on which a marriage is built. |
dairykidd:Did you have to start with an insult? Nevermind, I don't bother with people who prefer to use nasty words while stating their opinions. Have a good day... |
bdchange:I highlighted certain important rights it has helped to enforce, not only in Africa but the West also. It's a step by step process. With unrelenting zeal, we would get there... ![]() |
Poloyanabo2:do you know how many girls feminism has helped. From FGM to child marriages to girl child eduction. It's even tackled the issue of women not being allowed to work. Be grateful. With feminism, your daughter, wife and nieces have a sane society that acknowledges their human rights. Feminism doesn't start and end with 'romance'. Educate yourself. |
Newbreed2018:What? |
Poloyanabo2:Just nag. Regarding domestic violence, that's something women endure. So you would have to accept that too. And being verbally abused, for your weight and how you aren't as attractive as you once were. Women dey try sha, I don't cheat and i don't support cheating too but the society is set-up in a way that makes it impossible for tables to be turned.I agree. But you realize how hurt women would be when men try to justify their actions. Rather than excuse cheating, why not try to limit it? Females have as much heart and ego men have. No one want's to be cheated on. So many ladies have ended their lives as a result. I got no regard for men that cheat, its speaks a lot about your value sysem.Same here. It's fvck up when why turn around to play the victim card. It's either the woman/devils fault or it's genetic. Wtf! |
Poloyanabo2:does everything for you? Women don't handle domestic responsibilities? They don't bear children and take utmost care of them and their husbands? They don't assist their husband financially? When a woman pays your dowry and takes up the duty for earning. You take up her roles. Marriage has been a 50:50 activity. How many women sit back to let their husbands do 'everything'? You would wake up, cook, handle the laundry, take care of your wife and kids and forgive her sex escapades. And help out, maybe with a store and so on. Her duty would be to go to the office and all that... ![]() |
[s] Gwin2020:[/s] A man who let's his penis think for him...who can't control his libido and jumps on every opportunity to have sex is the worse off than a simp. Since when did being a lecher become attractive? Y'all clueless lot claim to understand how women work. Cheat on your wife...whether she leaves or not, you become a valueless zombie to her. Good for one thing only, taking care of her needs. Pathetic your sex drive would bring you down to the category of drunks and gamblers...etc |
fattprince:Don't compare yourself and the other Nigerian guys, most wallowing in acute poverty to Ned. The men who can't afford one wife and at most four children, you expect then to handle five wives and dozen kids? Are you alright? The economy hasn't humbled you lot? Polygamy goes hand in hand with a shit..load of responsibilities! |
Poloyanabo2:Bride price is an aspect of most tradition. So in the next 50years when it's finally scrapped, all Nigerian men would lose their value? As of now, how many of you pay the money? Most even negotiate..duh And in some cultures where women pay dowries for their man? And a couple with joint ownership of the home? This is the 21st century, forget the local girls you date, most women provide for the family financially. Some take over completely when their husbands can't keep up. Do they get your god sent approval to cheat? |
BBBmall25:...From the guy who can't answer a simple question. Just eight words...next time, tell me to dumb it off to your level. Can a woman cheat with the right reasons? ![]() |
Powerfly:Most often, the best thing to do is ignore. ![]() |
Tabasco23:Forgiven. Lol |
TownJ:Get my point. It doesn't start and end with the lady's choice. In the West, the father of the girl wouldn't mind. Over here, it's very different. How many ladies, would marry a man without their father's blessing? Whether as a virgin or not. That isn't the issue. Majority of parents in Africa wouldn't accept such a marriage. We enjoy overdoing things. That's a culture, not the woman's fault. |
MJluv:It sleezy... How many women eare as promiscuous as thier male counterpart? The African culture gas always strived to curb females from exploring their sexuality (FGM) while applauding men who do. The op also grossly exaggerated the figures in his post which is insensitive since he has done worse. If not, let him post his sex escapades. Men jump on every opportunity to have sex, they cheat more often. And all through hail their sexual prowess. Is in the position the few females like himself? |
livinbygrace:and it's the man's duty to handle the family's financial responsibilities alone, right? If a woman should endure cheating cause it's her duty to be a wife and mother, can she walk out on a husband who can't provide for her? Since that is his responsibility... From your logic, cheating is defined according to each individual's purpose in the marriage. |
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