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Born2winKingOG:
i fit tell you when to talk because me and you nor be the same.

* i get prick, na toto you get

* i dey stand to piss, you dey bend down to piss (if you try stand, na your body go smell)

*i dey hustle since to survive, you dey your mama house dey wait for a simp nigga to sub you.

* on my way to the gym, you on your way to give blowjobs for some cash.



so many reasons, I can tell you when to talk and when not to.




so I nor go tell you again, I noe won see your post for this thread again. (sit down there jejely dey observe)

I'm so disappointed by this comment..na wa oh

I came in here thinking, it was something sensible. Mstheeeeeeeeeew.

How the incident got you angry is still what I don't understand

somehow:
So we cant move on without these old men?

So even if they become 70 years old, we must use them because we can't find better replacement from more than 90 million youth of this country?

You see why old men keep recycling themselves everywhere in Nigeria because the youth wont even give themselves chance to try!

my point exactly. I also don't like it that toke is host. But I decided to overlook it and enjoy the show. If we keep recycling hosts year in year out, how do we notice other people who are capable?

alphabbey1:
post yourself in your car enjoying good music, you will see 5 account number in your message box.... Let me show you how bad this thing is...
Screenshot below is just yesterday message.
This girl posted something on how to learn copywriting with 3k fee, I have nothing to do with copywriting, just wanted to dash her 3k, I messaged her, and paid; see the next messages she sent me yesterday....

holy Moses!!!!!!!!!!! . This is funny and annoying at the same time. Omoh this girl get mind sha

How is man utd's predicament ronaldo's fault? Manutd's problem isn't with the attack. Or when last did we win with a clean sheet? Did you watch the match yesterday? Those people played like they've never played together before. So much disorderliness. The defence was shiit!!! Any ball that passes through the centre half was a threat. I think Liverpool finds it hard to play a team with one man down cause I'm very sure if man utd were not redcarded, they would have scored more.

Throwback:
CC: Idamond

My Facebook, WhatsApp statuses have been dormant for many years. I don't upload pictures or congratulate wifey on birthdays or post lengthy sophistry on wedding anniversaries, or comment or like posts on Facebook unless it is very necessary like condolence messages for people I shouldn't avoid. All just so I don't reignite my existence in the consciousness of people who feel they must always depend on others.

I ensure I live within my means, and even when I had little income in my early work days, I never showed any interest in the money earned by my family or friends who were better paid. Maybe it is pride, but it is pride everyone should have to help curtail the nuisance of dependence on others.

As for picking calls I do not have in my contacts, maybe on a ratio of 1 out of 20, while notorious contacts I already know are kept calling till they get the message.

Happy New Month on WhatsApp? guy I no dey reply am.

But do these cunning measures of mine eliminate the nuisance of begi-begi? It only help to reduce it, as there are people begging at every interpersonal interaction these days.

If you avoid the friends and family at the home or social front, can you avoid the security and cleaning staff in the office? Despite all my measures, many still consider me a cheerful giver.

You can only console yourself that you are the one in a position to be assaulted by their needs, rather than you being in a position to be assaulting others with your needs.

Don't let them pull you down with the burden of their bukata.

They are everywhere lurking around, looking for Simon of Cyrene to bear their cross.

words of wisdom!!!

Died from a stab in his thigh?? How possible? R.i.P those phone snatchers on Kano can be really merciless

Kokaine:
Take it as a challenge to double your huslte. Its a sign that you should be richer so you can touch more lives. So if you used to think you are okay with 200k a month, start thinking of things that are legal and can bring you 1m a month so you can touch more lives and lift more people. Its a blessing. Thank God you are healthy and can do some business to get more. Be a point of contact

do you care to know if he is helping himself? I give out money regularly but believe me, I can't remember when I bought something for myself or took myself out. This bothers me alot

Idamond:
Good Nairalanders!

Don't mind my typo terminologies


I don't know if there's anyone facing these some thing..

honestly, you're not alone. I have stopped Facebook for a long time. I turned off my read receipt and stopped posting on WhatsApp status. My Dp has been same for years. It's so bad that I can't even ask anybody how they are anymore without them bringing in money problems. When I see unusual calls, I think very hard before taking it. It's not thier fault tho, the country is hard. But These people don't understand that everybody is feeling it. Most of them now ask for little money like 1k-3k, they know you would be lieing when you say you don't have that kinda money but they don't know how many people you have given money that day, week or month. It's just so disheartening. This country hard for even the people earning.

Mayordanny:
I'm a united fan, and it's simple Ronaldo is one of the major problems of this team. I hated the signing then, and I right now Ijust can see how they reach the conclusion to sign him

He disrupted this teams dynamic at the front mehn, he doesnt press, is below average outside of the box and above all hes undroppable or else na another uproar

Maguire eh, if he has any iota of shame, he should just terminate his contract himself, he is too useless. Bissaka should go and pick up programming or something, he has no football brain.

This humiliation is on these stupid players that feel they are better than they actually are and not on Ole abeg.

oga the problem is not with the attack. The defense is shiit!! When last did man utd win with a clean sheet!!?? Abeg Messi and Ronaldo combined can't say this team

This mod na man utd fan oh

iReddington:
Ronaldo wants to get a Red card so he can leave the match...he doesn't want to be part of the humiliation anymore.

Referee say na lie, you must remain in this match and chop 7 goals with the rest of the team.

exactly my thoughts

Even my GOAT don dey do mumu

This is just so annoying. These people are playing as though they don't train together. So much disorderliness

Rawbish

Hayastark:
Uncle scammer ndewonu

read up bro and make research bro. Stop misleading people. And I am not a scammer. Have a lovely Sunday

christaddicted:
It's 100% real. My cousin is on it. A five stage interview. Thorough research was made before he proceeded. A relative had to find out in the U.S about them. Their HQ is at Massachusetts.

They work secretly with the U.S government, Department of Defense precisely. More like a secret service. Just hope you won't be disqualified for bringing it here.

exactly. It's completely legit. I wonder why someone would think of it as scam. These people don't read and research and it's annoying. The mentality of a Nigerian is so messed up. Even if Facebook does such an ad, they'll still doubt it. I'm at the 3rd stage. What stage is your cousin?

SIRTee15:
I don't understand how someone will just decide to financially empower his enemy and still continue to do so even in the face of imminent danger.

China was dirt poor until western nations decided to move their factories and manufacturing capabilities to China. This move turned China into a humongous economic power within 20yrs with financial resources to invest in advanced military weapons n sophisticated defence capabilities.

What did western countries get in return from the deal? Absolutely nothing of except for more wealth to the already rich.
It's obvious greed and stupidity lies not only with African leaders.

honestly, I still do not understand this. As shocking as it seems. Schools in the U.S still accept applicants from North Korea and Iran. I just don't understand

SIRTee15:
I don't understand how someone will just decide to financially empower his enemy and still continue to do so even in the face of imminent danger.

China was dirt poor until western nations decided to move their factories and manufacturing capabilities to China. This move turned China into a humongous economic power within 20yrs with financial resources to invest in advanced military weapons n sophisticated defence capabilities.

What did western countries get in return from the deal? Absolutely nothing of except for more wealth to the already rich.
It's obvious greed and stupidity lies not only with African leaders.

honestly, I still do not understand this. As shocking as it seems. Schools in the U.S still accept applicants from North Korea and Iran. I just don't understand America

My GOAT

MARX77:
Kinda surprised no one is commenting on the husband's nasty act so early in to marriage, not saying commenting on it will solve anything though. Phew...I detest cheating...

exactly my thoughts. I have been reading through the comments but have seen nothing like that. If it were to be the woman that was cheating, dem for don curse that gender Taya.

I was just discussing this with a friend last week Thursday. Let me read through this thread

Christmasdon:
1MB TIMES X 2BILLION MTN SUBSCRIBERS, TELL ME HOW MUCH MTN SPENT IN SAYING SORRY AND COMPENSATING. PEOPLE SELF.

2billion subscribers?? Are they Facebook or you're joking?

The � GOAT

Lmao this girl is crazy and the guy is mumu. If this is real

Aflix:
Som players are just unlucky to get injured. Not getting injured isn't completely dependent on fitness, knowing when to and when not to still join. Luck has to be on a player's side to avoid injuries too.

Thomas muller stats are unbelievable . He really isn't getting the praises he deserves

honestly, I was shocked when I read it. That guy is a very silent killer.

Paperbag:
Nice Beach ,hope they maintain it...



Bwt : Eleguchi is the worst beach in the world ..
I can still remember the day i took a friend there ,we had only origin beer cause i needed to put her through on some I.T stuffs ,

Long story , my bill was 17k ( they charged for the dirty plastic chair we sat , charged for using the loo in the bar , service charge, overpriced drinks and aside this we already paid 4k as gate fee making 21k )

For like a month i kept moaning in pains
Just two bottle of beer oooh


Some delta creeks are better off

lmao this happened to me and my then ex oh. It was my first time there. On entering we saw guys ushering us to sit , we opted for a space close to the waters. We just needed somewhere to sit for while. While seated, we ordered indomie, egg and drinks which they said was about 4k or so. When we were about leaving, I asked for the bill and they brought about 15k. I was shocked. Like for what!!! The idiot said the chair we sat on was 9k and his personal fee 2k for attending to us. I was like WTF!!!. He thought I wouldn't talk cause I had bae with me. Omoh I para for the guy. After the dragging and all, I paid 8k. I don't know who he thought I was . I was an ordinary student managing life then. Na the runs I do from writing test and exams I save to flex my babe oh. After transportation had taken a chunk of my money because we were coming from mainland. Omoh I vex that day.

Lol, but that was same day I got know that my relationship would be coming to an end soon

Creativeace:
My whole point is that no matter how much achievements i pursue, am not feeling whole, you cant even begin to imagine the simple things i have deprived myself of, for example, i haven't hugged any woman in 8 months, trust me, which all part of my scheme to morph into an alpha with zero emotions and vulnerabilities towards women, but i seem to have noticed that to really enjoy people, you have to drop your guard a bit...still typing

O.P , I don't understand you. I am not a redpiller but I have not hugged a girl for more than a year now. Not that I don't miss it or miss having a girl around tho but that's not a priority right now for me.

bukkysam:
Are you interested?

no, sadly not at the moment but later

bukkysam:
Executive Office chair and table for sale
Price:90k negotiable
Location: ikeja

this is a good deal honestly.

Walkee:
this north narrative sef is rubbish. The female children that are forced to marry at 12 have brothers that are left on the streets at age 9, the females are forced to marry, the males are ignored to either follow a trailer down south to scavenge metal, beg or worse still, left at the mercy of Boko Haram and bandits recruiters.
These only in the poorest of poor families. Well to do homes in the North don't marry off their children or leave them at the mercy of BH.
I was told by my friends in kano that girls are paid to go to school in Jigawa. The boys are given scholarship too but those of the girls is 4x higher than the ones given to their male counterparts.

My Fulani friend has a girl who is betrothed to him, she finished secondary school and refused to write jamb, she declared she wants to get married. My friend begged her to carry jamb she refused, he gave her money to buy form she used it to buy clothes and hair. He has decided to do the wedding in a couple of months. You will now see someone like that now and still type that Northern girls are denied education.
Any family where a Northern girl is forced to marry at 12, her brother is in the South picking condemn iron or helping BH to clean Ak-47

this is sooooo on point!