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Anago55:
. Jesus Christ!

Dude,are you okay? Is your head paining you? This is ignorance plus stupidity all rolled together

LMAO the guy comment shock me sef

Very cheap questions

How many time plantashium boys dey settle?

heykims:
Most times I forget about myself and I wonder how families with low income survive.
I spend more more than 50k a month on food for my family of three, so how do larger families with low incomes fair?
We are in trouble.

really? Where do you reside? Just and I my brother spends close to 50k in a month for feeding and no be say we dey eat well.

murana100:
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Thank You.

Who got interview after this message

I just got a mail asking me to register with power apps before the assessment. Pcan we connect?

NairalandSARS:
Barca didn't waste anytime to give Messi the number 10 after Ronaldinho.
They also gave the number 10 to riquelme immediately after Rivaldo. So?

same with Madrid and ronaldo's number 7.

ford101:
You see that prostitution she said she wants to go into. That's she can't go into it that she ll kill her self. My brother it's in her mind a long time ago to do it if go no go. And she ll do it soon.even if you. Kill ur self. I no girls that ll later go into that business wen I see them.

lol .you don see her ni?

Quinex2:
Don't divorce her yet please. Have you considered talking to her about it? I bet you, she might be ignorant of how bad her attitude is, that's why you need call her when she's calm and talk to her. Let her know exactly how you feel about her attitudes. If she persists afterwards, you can then do what you consider to be in your best interest.

talk to her? I don't understand, is she a baby? And you think he hasn't talked to her about it ? It's been on for three years.

CocoaOla:
400,000 naira equivalent in Cairo Egypt 3bedroom with free phone call and wifi neat organised environment with top notch facilities for life

Nigerians are paying too much for less values in low life standard environment like Nigeria
Nigerians are suffering

This is the true definition of poverty


Over priced shits called properties in a disorganised country without good road, water, security, lights. etc

When will Nigerians have sense

per month or per year?

ojaysam25:
So you mean to say messi has played more than 15 copa america since his playing career for argentina which span 15years+

lmao ��

Clinghton:
Marriage is about compatibility, if she isn't you know what to do.

lmao ;d Baba no even read the story

Lwkmd

This is the funniest thread I have seen this year. Mehn I don dey laff since. Damn!!! You guys made my night. Nigerian parents just act the same way. Lol as I dey read all the comments I just dey remember my Papa and Mama face(especially my mama) when I don wear the over sized cloths with my shiny head ,one yeye glass and over sized shoe and them go dey say. " 'fine boy' see as the cloth fit you. Chai. 'i born fine pikin oh' hurry up make I call I call that camera man make him come snap you'. Mehn it wasn't funny then.


African parents are too much

Mutemenot:
I have a similar experience with a room mate then, he's a handsome and well loved guy.. he speaks better but my guy would walk pass his name if written in capital letters.... He uses Google voice to read messages... thanks to voice note, that is his no one saviour, I once asked him to explain yo me what the pro is...He told me he performed well in his secondary sch.... both in reading n writing but suddenly the knowledge disappeared ..

now this is mysterious

Mrxawe:
This one no be federal agency but it might be beneficial to someone here. There's a new airline company about to start business (Rano air) and they definitely should need staffs in various departments. You know airline companies, there are more than 20 departments . Accounts , sales manager etc..

Just dropped it here for someone who might find it worthy.

how does one apply please?

The ones I know are customs, SON, NPA, That akpabio's ministry,NNPC, FIRS, CBN, PEF, the military, police infact any of the security forces(officer cadre), NLNG (dey pay wella even more than NNPC). This space research something (can't remember Thier name). Money dey fed govt. Just look for a self generating revenue parastatal and you're good to go.

DD29:
The Question Should Be "i Would" Not "i Will" Anyway Go For Nigeria Postal Service(nipost)

very poor pay and whatever happens there. I repeat very poor

richmond500:
omo its N500

na wa oh..is it by force to use tomatos? Can't we force it to be cheap by neglecting it to the extent that the people inflating these prices eat it themselves or are forced to reduce the price. Cos I don't understand how we aren't importing these things yet it's so expensive. It's very annoying

I don't know him but with this, I would never listen to any of his song.. rubbish

Mine

Raymond0008:
Home screen

Lock screen

please share your lock screen. Thank You

CSTRR:
Dey there.

My favorite radio program in Lagos is that radio program where men and Women are asked to send the name and numbers of their partners.

They would be called on live radio and asked to tell them who their boyfriend or girlfriend is because he/she has just won both of them a free shopping ticket.

90% of the time it ends in tears.
And I laugh my heart out.

Emeka will submit ngozi as his girlfriend, but when they call Ngozi and ask who her mystery boyfriend is,she will say chike.

Prime entertainment.

please what's the name of the show and what time and radio station is it held ?

smallsmall:
Upon all these your Soldier this, Soldier that, how come ordinary Shekau and his rag-tag underage Boys are the one chasing them out of Super Camp and collecting their Weapons, the ones they cannot carry, they burn?
Abeg, Action Speaks louder than Voice.
If the Soldiers are this 'crack', Nigeria should have routed all those Terrorists Buhari nicknamed Bandits, in the NE and NW, by now.
No be only Combat Courses, na Combat Games

oga, why are you sounding like as though you don't know this war is political. If this was a serious war Nigeria is ready to end , our army would finish BH in two weeks.

Think about it, ISWAP could invade sambisa forest with just about 45 gun trucks without a fighter jet. I'm not even sure they were up to 5k in numbers
yet they over ran BH that shekau had to commit suicide. Now do you know how many gun trucks the army has? Do you know the amount of soldiers the army has? Coupled with the armour tanks, fighter jets and attack helicopter.

This should give you an insight unless you're just trying to look away

BotafogoJunior:
story,you no hear wetin him dey tell you since......him say if Dem go,go moplo base shebi na ak47 Dem go carry go since no be war,Dem go digger am together.soldeirs dey beat civil defence and road safety for oshodi,na mopol com collect am from them and them sempe...except Dem go bring anti aircraft gun and grenades na him soldiers go win.

LMAO. Really? Ok oh. But bros, if soja Hilux pack one side and mopol Hilux pack one side and they both order you to come at the same time who you go obey?? . Again, if you were passing through the dreaded kaduna-abj exp way and they ask you to choose between soldiers and mopol escort, who you go choose?

Again, whatever happened at oshodi then would have been something illegal abi you think at an soja no dey fear news? If they engaged those mopols which would escalated do you think the sojas would not be dealt with or possibly loose Thier jobs cause I'm very sure they were not on a legal duty.

Even the three soldiers that invaded the station in this news did so illegally(dem just organize themselves , not an order from above or they would have invaded with atleast a Hilux, full khaki and weapon). If the police had resisted and fought back them for run because they wouldn't want it to cast as there would be serious consequences.

Let's say the ones you saw at oshodi were on a legal duty , let's say escorting a senior officer or on the way to pick up a senior officer and got disrupted by those civil defense and FRSC and while treating Thier fvck up, mopol shows up to talk nonsense. Dem go fvck mopol up join. Equally follow dem to Thier barracks or station to fvck them up. But mopols will never think of going to a army checkpoint to fight not to talk of an army barracks forget AA guns or grenade. No be war

Princedapace:
They dont try that nonsense with mopol. They know. Mopol dey mad normally and are naturally good with ak47. Soldiers know where they do this nonsense. It is usually with those regular police men and stations and u know, those ones dont even have guns sef and are never trained for ruggedity and extreme force. Some of these mopols dey bush for months.

Soldiers are alwasy trying to bully people.

I just see a police barrack boy and an army barrack boy arguing.

Guy, forget all the blab about mopol. Army go treat Thier fvck up and nothing go happen. They just a need an order from above. The army is nobody's mate as far as security forces is concerned in this country. This an anomaly (but that's just how it is in Nigeria). Even the I.G knows this.

Have you seen when there's is a fight between soldiers and police in a city? Forget it. Even mopol dey follow police pull uniform to avoid being hunted down. I am saying this because I have witnessed it. Have you ever seen the army call for peace when there's an issue with the police? It's always the other way round.

And lastly, you saying not all soldiers are trained for battle, you obviously don't know what you're saying . All soldiers receive the same basic hard military training . When there's a full blown war, anybody can be drafted to go fight forget say dem dey offices. Even Chaplins, doctors, legal services are all battle ready soldiers. In the army nothing like Oldman, too young, not well trained or I am a trained driver. If e happen, dem go pack everybody go. Go and ask those in North East or north west. Those "in the office" as you stated. It's not because they are in the office that they are not drafted to war. Na God father put them there. The day them fvck up. They'll get a posting letter to report to Maiduguri.


Sorry for the errors I didn't proof read.

I hear say EDD na the bomb now

Lmao. Very be funny..see as I rush enter thread .


But God forbid bad thing

lasisi69:
lol, sabi brah, I'm good.. hope you are too ??

I'm good bro..good old days

lasisi69:
you seriously need a spiritual help... You've lost your sanity

this end time niggga. Omoh e don tey oh..where you enter?

Mrxawe:
That's how some of them do. Sometimes you won't borrow but once they have your phone number from probably one of your contacts that borrowed, they'll start sending you texts to pay up an imaginary sum of money you have no idea where it came from. They'll even go as far as creating account with your phone number and tell you to log in with so so number and password. Once you log in, you're finished. They'll steal your contacts and start blasting them with messages that you're on the run with company money

what sort of rubbish is that? This country is just anyhow. These companies should have long been shutdown by FG

Really? I have been receiving messages from a number of late. I don't bother to read it but the last message got to me. They are requesting I pay back 9000. I was just telling my bro about it before I bumped into this thread. I never borrowed any money from them . I don't even know them

Riplogic:
I think android phones killed all these sites

honestly. It did. Mehn you could use mtn 10MB for so long. Chai.

Riplogic:
Couldn't recall exactly how I came to know about the website. But I know I used to visit nairaland and other sites for java games, like donprosperT, sefan.ru, waptrick, wapday, mobile9, getjar...(java and symbian users can relate).

lol. DonprosperT. I just remembered that site