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Tyrant.

Jamal Al-Fayheed



To the vultures griller, your darlyn daddy is a bloody coward like Jamal.

one of my best serious. It's so painful that they discontinued it. Funny enough Jamal isn't really the tyrant but the American brother

DenreleDave:
Sent you a mail

please edit the email from your quote

DenreleDave:


With all these, they are notin to be scared about jàre.... All for the media


Attention pls nairaland
Memo: I humbly write to all Nairalanders can have vacant positions or have clients That needs skilled personnel for any vacant position.... By God grace, I will be rounding up my service in October, this year...

I have BSc & ND (finance & banking) , Google Project Management Professional and Google IT Support (acquired from coursera.) , Customer Relations (JobberMan) and diploma in desktop publishing.... I have worked in a top financial institution as intern, works with the akwa Ibom state Govt & federal government as a Corp member, I have worked as computer instructor and so many minor jobs... I have so many skills to offer. I can take up administrative and management role, Information technology support role (as an intern so as to learn ), project management (as an intern so as to learn), Customer Service role, front desk role

I am also open to any internship opportunities within Lagos or any available place.. I can relocate if it's promising

Thanks all..

My email: adenrele.azeez@gmail.com

send an email to **"**"

Na wa oh..how can a human live like this? My mama wey dey call me dirty boy, if she see this boy won she go faint ah swear

chelsea1116:
Yes!!
At every point in my life, any lady i can have sex with..i can marry her. Weird right?

A man with total control of his dick has solved 80% of his problems.

but I have total control of my D. I have not had sex since like 2019, yet I don't have even 30% of my problems solved.

WaffenSS:
Can't remember the last person i slept with....3 days ago.

All those Plateau girls look alike and bear the same names.

Nanjing, nanplang, mafeng, dingdong.

lol..which village you dey for Jos?

My laptop is showing a white dash on boot. I have removed and replaced the hard disk but it still continues, please help

My laptop is showing a white dash on boot. I have removed and replaced the hard disk but it still continues

arthurwillia:
Lol if I enter Lagos market I go snap am for you to see, I saw it, if you don’t register it, they will paste a poster over it with a big ❌ and put on it register your banner or remove it... and it’s plenty, almost every banner or signpost have it

na wa oh...ah swear this country is finished

arthurwillia:
Naija you go pay to put your banner outside your shop, you go pay to use generator again wey na because you jo provide light
God have mercy

when I hear that banner own I shock. How can you pay for putting a banner in front of your shop? I'm still finding it hard to believe ah swear

ATEAMS:
I find this to be Very interesting and meaningful message to share:-



IF:

A = 1

B = 2

C = 3

D = 4;

E = 5

F = 6;

G = 7

H = 8;

I = 9

J = 10

K = 11

L = 12

M = 13

N = 14

O = 15

P = 16

Q = 17

R = 18

S = 19

T = 20

U = 21

V = 22

W = 23

X = 24

Y = 25

Z = 26.



THEN,



H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11

= 98%



K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%



L+O+V+E

12+15+22+5

= 54%



L+U+C+K

12+21+3+11

= 47%



None of them makes 100%.



Then what makes 100%?



Is it Money?

NO!



M+O+N+E+Y

13+15+14+5+25

= 72%



E+D+U+C+A+T+I+O+N

5+4+21+3+1+20+9+15+14

= 92%



Leadership?

NO!



L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P

12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16

= 97%



Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our



ATTITUDE...



A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.





Amazing mathematics_



Let's change our Attitude of doing things in life.

please do the calculation for more money

Anago55:
. Jesus Christ!

Dude,are you okay? Is your head paining you? This is ignorance plus stupidity all rolled together

LMAO the guy comment shock me sef

Very cheap questions

How many time plantashium boys dey settle?

heykims:
Most times I forget about myself and I wonder how families with low income survive.
I spend more more than 50k a month on food for my family of three, so how do larger families with low incomes fair?
We are in trouble.

really? Where do you reside? Just and I my brother spends close to 50k in a month for feeding and no be say we dey eat well.

murana100:
Dear Candidate,

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DATE: Friday, 12th March 2021
VENUE: BEDC Electricity PLC, 5 Akpakpava Road, Benin City.
TIME:12 pm

Note the following:
Kindly come along with:
Original and photocopies of all your credentials including your birth certificate and a copy of your CV.
2 passport - sized photographs
Writing Materials
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Candidates who DO NOT MEET the criteria will be screened out.

For further enquiries, call: 08128007492

Thank You.

Who got interview after this message

I just got a mail asking me to register with power apps before the assessment. Pcan we connect?

NairalandSARS:
Barca didn't waste anytime to give Messi the number 10 after Ronaldinho.
They also gave the number 10 to riquelme immediately after Rivaldo. So?

same with Madrid and ronaldo's number 7.

ford101:
You see that prostitution she said she wants to go into. That's she can't go into it that she ll kill her self. My brother it's in her mind a long time ago to do it if go no go. And she ll do it soon.even if you. Kill ur self. I no girls that ll later go into that business wen I see them.

lol .you don see her ni?

Quinex2:
Don't divorce her yet please. Have you considered talking to her about it? I bet you, she might be ignorant of how bad her attitude is, that's why you need call her when she's calm and talk to her. Let her know exactly how you feel about her attitudes. If she persists afterwards, you can then do what you consider to be in your best interest.

talk to her? I don't understand, is she a baby? And you think he hasn't talked to her about it ? It's been on for three years.

CocoaOla:
400,000 naira equivalent in Cairo Egypt 3bedroom with free phone call and wifi neat organised environment with top notch facilities for life

Nigerians are paying too much for less values in low life standard environment like Nigeria
Nigerians are suffering

This is the true definition of poverty


Over priced shits called properties in a disorganised country without good road, water, security, lights. etc

When will Nigerians have sense

per month or per year?

ojaysam25:
So you mean to say messi has played more than 15 copa america since his playing career for argentina which span 15years+

lmao ��

Clinghton:
Marriage is about compatibility, if she isn't you know what to do.

lmao ;d Baba no even read the story

Lwkmd

This is the funniest thread I have seen this year. Mehn I don dey laff since. Damn!!! You guys made my night. Nigerian parents just act the same way. Lol as I dey read all the comments I just dey remember my Papa and Mama face(especially my mama) when I don wear the over sized cloths with my shiny head ,one yeye glass and over sized shoe and them go dey say. " 'fine boy' see as the cloth fit you. Chai. 'i born fine pikin oh' hurry up make I call I call that camera man make him come snap you'. Mehn it wasn't funny then.


African parents are too much

Mutemenot:
I have a similar experience with a room mate then, he's a handsome and well loved guy.. he speaks better but my guy would walk pass his name if written in capital letters.... He uses Google voice to read messages... thanks to voice note, that is his no one saviour, I once asked him to explain yo me what the pro is...He told me he performed well in his secondary sch.... both in reading n writing but suddenly the knowledge disappeared ..

now this is mysterious

Mrxawe:
This one no be federal agency but it might be beneficial to someone here. There's a new airline company about to start business (Rano air) and they definitely should need staffs in various departments. You know airline companies, there are more than 20 departments . Accounts , sales manager etc..

Just dropped it here for someone who might find it worthy.

how does one apply please?

The ones I know are customs, SON, NPA, That akpabio's ministry,NNPC, FIRS, CBN, PEF, the military, police infact any of the security forces(officer cadre), NLNG (dey pay wella even more than NNPC). This space research something (can't remember Thier name). Money dey fed govt. Just look for a self generating revenue parastatal and you're good to go.

DD29:
The Question Should Be "i Would" Not "i Will" Anyway Go For Nigeria Postal Service(nipost)

very poor pay and whatever happens there. I repeat very poor

richmond500:
omo its N500

na wa oh..is it by force to use tomatos? Can't we force it to be cheap by neglecting it to the extent that the people inflating these prices eat it themselves or are forced to reduce the price. Cos I don't understand how we aren't importing these things yet it's so expensive. It's very annoying

I don't know him but with this, I would never listen to any of his song.. rubbish

Mine

Raymond0008:
Home screen

Lock screen

please share your lock screen. Thank You

CSTRR:
Dey there.

My favorite radio program in Lagos is that radio program where men and Women are asked to send the name and numbers of their partners.

They would be called on live radio and asked to tell them who their boyfriend or girlfriend is because he/she has just won both of them a free shopping ticket.

90% of the time it ends in tears.
And I laugh my heart out.

Emeka will submit ngozi as his girlfriend, but when they call Ngozi and ask who her mystery boyfriend is,she will say chike.

Prime entertainment.

please what's the name of the show and what time and radio station is it held ?