₦airaland Forum

1vandragon:
VDM goofed big time...

BAT's speech is not as smooth or fluent.

Bat may be the most incompetent and heartless president ever in Nigeria's history. But that speech doesn't sound like something he would say to an audience, and certainly not in English.

Make Una wise, even the newspaper lass lass withdraw thier statement say VDM nor dey involved cos dem know wetin ratels fit do

socoharley:
After all the insults he dished out to Sowore? Not possible! This is the beginning of VDMs problems.

Drink water keep cup, its like U hate VDm sotey u dey lose brain cells to have rational thinking

MusaChukwudi:
I pity VDM.

He will face the full weight of the law. I hope the presidency follow through and throw that B.. in the gallows.

ANother coowwwww,follow follow, U cnt even deduce fake from real

Stephen0mozzy:
It's NECESSARY for everybody to learn a lesson and learn it the hard way.

Let's just not be picky about it.

For one, the bandits boldly showing their face, while ransacking whole towns, beheading a teacher, kidnapping children, should also be PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW.

And also talk of Karma for said VDM, how will you like your own treasonable offense 😂. You jail person for defamation, dem jail you for whatever the allegation is now.

See Dem ahah, you lot are soo esy to mislead its a pissss take, did you even read what the news paper said at the end? Go back and click the link read it and come back and tell us how silly you now look

osayuwamwen:
can i start the process with the app or I need to go to immigration office

Start and end with the App,then you have a print out cos NIS are bastaaards

osayuwamwen:
pls i need someone to put me through am a fresher I want to start the process but it is asking of application number and reference number

You follow the prompt,
Document you should have
1 Local government of origin doc
2 Birth certificate or Age declaration if over cetain age
3 minimum of the cost of the passport in your bank

TheGift:
Whatever makes you feel good.

While i avoid generalizing, I did see a common thread of lazy thinking in your initial response. And the fact that you jumped to millions further buttresses my suspicions.

You want to jump from zero to millions, which is how lazy minds think. You are not even ready to be faithful in 10,000 naira but you are lookimg for millions first, before you think you can start, millions that you dont believe you can ever have in naija except as a criminal. Yet you somehow find a way to have, when you want to japa. Oh, i guess that also is only by criminality. You See why i think you and such people are lazy minded

Maybe i was wrong. And , maybe i was right.

Meanwhile, I am at the point in my life, where my advance for legit work that doesnt require me reporting to any office is in the millions. So don't expect me to be intimidated by such amounts like you.

Nah its l azy people like you who think and allow the ills of the society weigh them, just like the wheelbarrow, it stays where you leave them until you start again, cos you cannot see beyond your nose, you do not realize in todays money 510 pounds is more than a million naira. In the UK and average single youth saves up to iK pounds a month and send home to his Nigerian account this is nearly N2m per month, you call this Lazy, all yah must be Dangote in your household, I'm stating facts here you are here talking gibberish. You tell me the laziness of someone saving almost N2m monthly through honest work in the UK,does this until they turn 30 and return to Nigeria to do his dream Business? I challenge you to show me the laziness in that. You mentioned criminality, my friend I think you are out of touch, people come to the UK to do Masters and find work afterwards. I know those who came via COS paid up to N20m and where being ridiculed but they have swap their COS unto the ministry of Justice and earn just below 40K pounds B4 overtime pays, My lil cozen he is 21,5yrs old, he does not want to live in the UK permanent, so he is keeping a low profile and saving all his earnings, he is going to do that for at least till he turns 30 so he says then Foxtrot Oscar to Nigeria ,he already banking lands, if all goes well he might just have up to N300 to 400m by the time he returns God willing, how's is this lazy?If you look deeply, you will realize that a sizeable percentage of all our politicians came abroad to hustle for their initial Money, ava look. You mentioned Intimidate, why would I want to do that,? and you also mentioned millions blah blahh blah, I don't engage in competition of measuring Dycks but whatever floats your paper, anyone can be anything online.

demoBaba:
I just paid 250k for 10yrs passport yesterday to middleman. I saw this late

U paid 48K more

richeeyo:
150k Sir

See them where did you get N150K from? mind telling us, cos the 32 pagte says 100K and the 64 page says 200k, how you manage add 50K

TheGift:
Guy, not everybody is borne in the same circumstance as you are, so dont assume..

Also, what do you mean by initial capital?. It is not about how much but how faithful and prudent you are to grow it.

I know a Woman who has sponsored children up to univerisy abroad with only plantain. beginning from humble retailer and roaster of plantain to a.major supplier.

Personally i would need to earn up to at least 20 x more, to live the quality of life over there that I am.living here. And i dont do.any illegal business.

A lot of you are just lazy and want fast money. But you will learn that there is no fast money anywhere.

you missed the point and took the post wrongly. Now calling a person you don't know Lazy proves you are way too lazy to digest the post and make an informed decision ,By initial Capital, it means the ready initial funds in Millions to start a business in Nigeria, If one can raise N50m and they are less than 30 years Old, the sky is their limit i n Nigeria cos they can do proper Biz, now tell me where in Nigeria can someone less than 30 raise N50m in savings to start business? What bank is g oing to give him that money? however if a 22 year old person comes to the UK legally, he can save that up easy if he wants to, very easy,YOu term fast money as being lazy,Coming abroad to earn quick is fast money and I kid you not, there aint nothing lazy about it, at 25, I had my masters Degree already in the UK.To save Ik pounds monthly is very easy for a young single person under 30 years old

TheGift:
You people always speak like there is no money to be made in your home country. And that money can only be made abroad.

Part of the thinking is the exchange rate, but they dont factor in the high taxes and the fact that they wont be spending naira for their bills over there.

The biggest problem i see is that many people lack a sense of purpose and identity. So they are quick to go, wherever the crowds go and wherever the wind blows. A lack of purpose and warped money and survival driven mindsets.

Bross I stand up challenge you no Initial capital dey Nigeria through honest work period.
But if you travel go like UK/US, you can raise Initial funds fast to start business back in Nigeria in less than 2 years, paper or no paper.

Iceiscold:
You go pay taxes and you must pay

You pay more Taxes n Nigeria than in the UK and you dont even see it being used.

CaptainFM1:
It's all about mindset and how you feel. It's an individual disposition. It doesn't sit well with me acquiring foreign citizenship. Dash me and I will reject it point blank. That's why I said I get pride d!e. I don't know about any other person. I talk for myself.

Then you should not have said the word 4th class citezens.

ARISHEM:
I use a middleman. And I collected mine after 3 days

where? what state?
Una dey lie for ship shaa

ElValiente:
I will try this myself, i want to renew my passport, i hope it wont be like my SCUML. Till now EFCC never free me, i can see my E-certificate in my dashboard but cant download it. telling me Directors details not found. shame.

Snap it with another good phone

Ay04z:
But is there option to do biometric capturing

Yes, it uses same system OPay and Money point use to capture your face. and Data

richeeyo:
Known fact, immigration themselves would frustrate you when u get to their office
Once they ask you, who is your agent and you say i did it myself 😂😂
You would understand

this is true as this was what they told me in PH, however I formed peter Obi we nor dey give chi chi
Long story short, to make relevance they made me to capture again when I already did with my phone as per the ap.
Then they started their witch craft by not updating the app to reflect the speed of production ,anyway I have a British passport so went back to the Uk with that and just show the slip wen I got to immigration. came back like 4 months later it was ready, They ofcos asked for money ,I told them we nor dey bribe people where I come from, total spent then was N50k for passport, N2k for money processing fee by remita.
Its now N100k isnt it

CaptainFM1:
I'm back in the country. I can never run away from Nigeria and become a 4th class citizen. I have so much pride.

Nah your own u know.2004 South west lo don and st George's NHS trust had a chief medical director.He was a yoruba man call Dr Oyebode.U think he was a 4th class citezen ??
In Nigeria the vast majorities of guys have no class let alone 5th class.

Gracefilled01:
You know what abuse means? Let's start from there.

U missing the point abuse has more than 10 meanings. So o e should always specify the context for which it was used..If you run to the police in the UK and say you was abused they will ask you how?the only type they are concerned with would be sexual ,domestic.racial etc abuse.not verbal o4 any other abuses like Insults.

Nextjs:
We must all join hands to restore this country

Remove APC by all means

How does this solve the situation? when the oyibo people came to Nigeria did they tell you they were suffering in their countries? the fact is this, Humans must migrate period.

mastermaestro:
That guy is very ignorant. He doesn't know the staggering number of Chinese and Indians living and working in Africa illegally. Alas! Their skin is white, therefore they can do no wrong!

Exactly. anyway we are waiting for the 30th

andrewza:
So because these guys had papers, that means all African Migrants are now legal? You asked why black africans are targeted not why these people are targeted.

The vast majority of illegal migrants in this country are from Africa, and even many legal refugees are suspected. How does someone from eastern DRC run to South Africa? How many countries and regions where there is no war did they travel through?

There question of qhwew they cross was never an issue if not there would be no black African refugee in Europe .if you check the percentage you will notice very few whit emigrant actually apply to legalize thier stay, they just stay.I have an Irish family member who did same, they only just returned back since the country is going to the buthcers

geoworldedu:
And many black people can't read and write too. I'll come up with stats later.

nah cos I put colour mayB I for say English people,then U for no high

Gracefilled01:
Possible. E.g., If you say you "abused" someone, when what you mean is you insulted them, the cops can come for you.

for which country?

andrewza:
Because bulk of the illegal immigrants are from Africa. Why would an American, European, or Asian illegally immigrate to South Africa

You must be very Ignorant, what do you think makes a person Illegal?
Have you in a video see any of these so called SA ask a none African for their documents?

Princedapace:
Nope, if many black nations had working countries, their citizens won't be running up and down. Look at Nigeria today, me sef wants to run. We failed our selves

This is wrong, migrating out of your country dose not mean your country failed what have you got to say about the British and Australians in SA? or the Chinese and Pakistan and Indians over there

geoworldedu:
And this English language as a course, how many Nigerians studied it to the extent that the whites will say that we speak it better than them?

E B like say Una nor know say some whitee English people ohh no sabi read and write,una dey kii una seff dere ahah

Gracefilled01:
Also, avoid using the word "abuse" recklessly. We often interchange them in Nigeria. Someone insulting you and abusing you aren't the same.

Dem go stil arrest person for this w ord ?

Rapmoney:
The photo was AI generated.

I thought as much

femi4:
lolz

When you have a degree in any of the recognised institutions in the UK...then we can have this conversation

U must be using one of them dead phones .My 1st Degree in Mechanical Engineering was 2005, masters 2007 both in London both in UCL.
and has been working since then as a fluid Engineer, my friend me and you nor be mate.

dalitigator:
Also using the word Drugs for medication is another word that can land you in serious trouble over there.

Once again, it depends on the context which it is being used, no one buying Drugs that are banned call it drugs, they call it a slang name.

femi4:
They why you all fail IELTs cos you are following the native speaker speak bad grammar

You are one of those people who speak borrowed English It is very correct to say I will ring you back, there is nothing wrong, you are not going to fail any test if you wrote that. That page you copy and paste is of same IQ as you.